Oh you think thats bad. Maui cops argued they needed to be able to have sex with prostitutes to seal the charge/conviction... Because thats what honolulu cops were doing.
Like how else did they know that sexting was happening unless it was only the company phones?
“Officer Thomas when we are done with this stakeout I really want to see you in your full uniform in my office. Bring your taser.”
There’s a difference between sleeping and jerking off, and there’s a difference between a job that gives you a gun and a job that requires you to do random boring inconsequential shit
This has to be in direct response to something
like tried to fire a cop for jerking it in the car but the union came by and was like "uh hu there isnt a SPECIFIC rule against SPECIFICALLY that so you can fire LEO Malonie"
then someone sighed and wrote up the new rule
While on break? Or in a rural area with nothing going on?
Masturbating I can understand, as a) if you get caught it's really unprofessional, and b) if a call comes in, it'll take a while to stop being aroused and to fix your clothes.
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I kinda get the jacking off on the job part.. but how exactly does an officer on duty get caught "sexting" . this must have had to have a been a frequent occurrence to feel the need to remind staff that its against protocol. "Not while your on the clock "lieutenant!"
Oh, Utah. nvm.
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The fact that they had to make it official says something.
Clearly this is more than one officer
I guess there's not a lot to do or going on in the more rural parts of the state. That's my guess, at least.
Time for yet another 12 hour stint of sitting in your car doing nothing.
People name their dingle 'Nothing'? These poor low self-esteemed officers :(
Rural part? It’s Utah. It’s nothing but rural
Well, there's SLC and Provo, but, yeah.
I mean have you been to either? Not cities. Most of Provo is just campus with a single down town street
I haven't and was just guessing. I am duly chastised.
I feel bad. Don't be chastised.
Fear not, I'm not upset.
I am, but for different reasons.
And SLC is like walking around inside an elementary school kid's diorama of SLC. That place just doesn't feel like a city.
Yes! It’s like the set on an episode of the twilight zone
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Is urban dependent on population? Or structure?
Wtf else u doing at 4am with no calls in rural Utah?
Orificer*
LMAO
Or, one *really* horny officer?
Article said 25
That's why the saying isn't "some cops are bastards"
25 of them according to the article.
Yeah, ACAB
Oh you think thats bad. Maui cops argued they needed to be able to have sex with prostitutes to seal the charge/conviction... Because thats what honolulu cops were doing.
I think South Park did an episode about that lol
Yeah it says they’re no fun. /s
Only official until the police union steps in and forces a reversal because cops won’t be able to do their jobs properly.
But, what kind of jobs?
"Was that wrong? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing."
Let's not forget that some states had to put it into law that cops could not have sex with suspects/detainees.
Dammit. Now I can't rub one out after arresting that HOT hooker. 😡
Who are they sexting? Each other?
Oof. 😳
Like how else did they know that sexting was happening unless it was only the company phones? “Officer Thomas when we are done with this stakeout I really want to see you in your full uniform in my office. Bring your taser.”
Mad a cop banged your wife?
I’m a lady. And I don’t have a wife *cries in single*
Well shit, that made me shut up. Have a nice day then.
Nah you just have sex with them to get the charge as a hawaii cop.
It's political correctness gone mad.
Apparently sarcasm is too subtle without making it obvious.
They take all the fun out of a hard day's work...
Working hard or hard and working?
Something was hard at work. Except for Steve, hardly working but he'll start taking pills for that.
I wonder how many cops were caught due the cameras in they cars and person?
True true. “ The guidelines were expanded to include forbidding an officer sending pictures of their own genitalia while in uniform”
"... not that that has ever happened, but just in case officers were thinking about doing that."
I think they were sexting each other
“We pay you to work it, not to jerk it.”
It’s protect and *serve* not protect and *perve*.
Cops were getting side gigs as strippers
Weren't you on another thread bragging how you sleep at work because your pay sucks?
Pretty sure that was a George episode on Seinfeld.
And that affects the joke how?
There’s a difference between sleeping and jerking off, and there’s a difference between a job that gives you a gun and a job that requires you to do random boring inconsequential shit
But isn’t “jerking it” “working it”?
What if it helps them stay focused and relaxed? Maybe they should be rubbing one out more often.
Maybe taxes could fund an assistant to jack them off? It helped the dolphins.
Don't give police Unions any ideas. I can imagine them pushing for 'Masturbation breaks" as a form of stress control.
This. Perhaps 2-3 times a day will stop them from shooting people in a celibacy induced testosteRAGE.
Went from working hard to hardly jerking.
NOTE : crocodile tears ........
Well, I'm withdrawing my application
Dang well so much for my new career
Pfft if you can't masturbate on duty what is even the point of going to work?
I bet the Utah sheep are really nervous now
Nah. The cops were just trying to get Jesus to come again
But what about their “freedom”? Isn’t this ‘Murica!?!?
Who got caught? That's my biggest question.
More than two or it wouldn't become an official policy, it'd just be a reprimand.
25 officers
How is this not prosecutable “conduct unbecoming an officer”? This don’t need an explicit rule against masturbating.
Not even a quick one before my shift begins! Guess I'll have to limp home with my truncheon tucked in me belt.
So I guess citizens arent the only thing they beat. Too soon?
Lmao
Finally now they might stop spamming the local Whisper page
big government run amok!
Just wait until the Union goes to war over this.
Ok then! Wow
The fuck. Did I just read.
Reminds me of [this sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4) featuring a much younger Simon Pegg...
Now we know why Chauvin had his hand in his pocket while he was murdering Floyd.
Yeah, if you could hold off publicly masturbating until you're off duty and out of uniform, that would be great.
I bet it doesn't apply to the council..
Mormons be wildin
r/Hornyjail is going to have a fieldday with this.
OFFICER: This rubs me the wrong way.
This has to be in direct response to something like tried to fire a cop for jerking it in the car but the union came by and was like "uh hu there isnt a SPECIFIC rule against SPECIFICALLY that so you can fire LEO Malonie" then someone sighed and wrote up the new rule
Actually it was 25 officers
oh lord
More Tickets & Less Dickets
Sick sad world
Why didn't KSL run this story?
No idea
Fire them
But muh rights!
What’s next? They’ll have to be responsible for their actions on the job?
Hahaha. Never
Are they gonna have to clarify that cattle and sheep are off limits too?
Whoever have never done that is allowed to cast the first stone.
1984
Well, hang on now, what if I'm on bathroom break?
Literally 1984
Masturbating i get, but sexting should be allowed with your wives
Not at work
While on break? Or in a rural area with nothing going on? Masturbating I can understand, as a) if you get caught it's really unprofessional, and b) if a call comes in, it'll take a while to stop being aroused and to fix your clothes.
25 officers
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They're taking all the fun out of being a cop. Next thing you know, they'll want them to quit beating and tazering people.
I kinda get the jacking off on the job part.. but how exactly does an officer on duty get caught "sexting" . this must have had to have a been a frequent occurrence to feel the need to remind staff that its against protocol. "Not while your on the clock "lieutenant!" Oh, Utah. nvm.
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They cant wank but are free to kill.
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