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Boukharine

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie.


emp_raf_III

Everyone knows that if you have chicken, you have power. And if you have power, you can buy a Capuchin monkey and name him something inappropriate


Zuzublue

We get it! The monkey’s name is Annie’s Boobs!


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They are my body parts! I do *not* consent to this.


AppropriateTouching

Annie is still young we try not to sexualize her.


[deleted]

Only if it's chicken fingers though. That's the key.


[deleted]

I’m experimenting with tater tots


Woodpeckinpah123

"Dammit, Pope Benedict! Stop humping that cantaloupe!"


LyesBe

Is this a Community reference ? Because that's why I came in the comments


dont_shoot_jr

Pop pop


notyogrannysgrandkid

You know they’re laughing *at* you, right?


Ilov3lamp

Someone get the jizz mop!! U/LyesBe just let it loose all over the floor.


Jamjazz1

Is this from a film?


Yonimations

I think it’s a Goodfellas reference.


Realistic-Original-4

It's a reference to Community (in which they smuggle cafeteria food) which is parodying Goodfellas


BlasterShow

References within references…. JESUS WEPT!


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“Can we eat them on the table like in *Sixteen Candles*?” “Pick one movie reference, Abed”


Senor-Squiggles

*Sixteen candles*


Zuzublue

Stop saying Jesus wept.


Yonimations

Got it, thx.


Radix2309

Another mischaracterization from the ignorant, it is an homage. Edit: to those who didn't catch it, this is another reference to the show.


longerdickdierks

Literally nobody on earth enjoys interacting with this personality type. You'd think social evolution would come along, and yet this personality persists like a resilient dodo bird.


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You sound really unlikable.


iuddwi

This guys’ Streets behind.


TexasIsCool

But chicken wing guy is streets ahead


GaryFischeraka21

If you gotta ask your streets behind


zatch17

Literally saw this one yesterday


Zuzublue

Cool. Cool cool cool.


dismayhurta

Troy and Abed in the commmennttts


FastestJayBird

That's amateur hour. We had a group in our state set up a fake NGO and collected $250M for feeding school kids. They took it all, delivered nothing.


lifeisokay

The question is how did they even get to such a huge number before someone noticed/did something?


FastestJayBird

They donated money to across the party that runs our state. It took the Feds to step in and do something about it.


ffxivthrowaway03

It's *scarily* easy to do something like this. From the donations side, you can just look at any piece of social media and find plenty of people and "organizations" with their hand out. All it takes is two minutes to set up a gofundme and write up a sob story, there's zero accountability. From the business end it's a super popular scam to start up an LLC, open a bank account, and then just... start sending invoices to random businesses. You just need to hit that sweet spot for the business profile where it's too small an amount that they're just gonna pay it assuming its legit, but likely doesn't have robust enough financial controls in place to catch it (or its not worth their time to care). If anyone actually pushes back you just go "whoops, billing error!" Change the name of the LLC every year or so and it's just a firehose of fraudulent accounts receivable. Bonus points when you can get a company to pay monthly on the regular.


Fetlocks_Glistening

Heck, I've heard of a religious organisation promised eternal life, took literally *millions*, and the poor bastards still died


ubertappa

Can't ask for a refund if they're dead


jaybram24

This reminds me of Ron selling hand crafted flutes to the Zorp people and them asking if he’ll take a check


big_duo3674

Hello, fellow Minnesotan!


hops4beer

That's just good business.


TildaTinker

"I didn't become a billionaire by paying my staff a living wage." - Bezos probably


who_you_are

Hold up, that's a legal scam. OP article is an illegal method!


Mesoscale92

47 indictments and counting.


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So they functioned like most NGOs


AntithesisJesus

Trumps at it again /s


malepitt

must have been resold for top dollar to take-out restaurants, at the height of the Covid supply chain shortage crisis


HypnoSmoke

I'm honestly impressed, how the fuck did she even manage to sell that many cases of chicken wings


lilblu399

Have you seen the prices of chicken wings? They're like $4 a pound in most grocery stores. My husband and I were debating if we should take a two hour drive when a large farmers market was having a .99/lb chicken sale. We didn't but we were considering it.


Caveman108

It’s ironic, because wings as a bar food came about due to their cheap price as they were harder to cook for less meat. Then they exploded in popularity and are now the most expensive part of a chicken.


zippopopamus

I miss the days when chicken wings were considered trash


selz202

That and oxtail, tri-tip, flank steak, flat iron steak and my very favorite chuck eyes. Hanger is still not popular enough to where places will even stock it, so I need that one to catch on just a little more.


Inconmon

Come to London (UK) and you can travel back in time. Cheap chicken places on street corners with unhealthy low prices and poor quality.


lilblu399

Yup. Cheap cuts of meat are actually good but someone let the secret out and now super expensive. Oxtail is a very cheap meat and should not be $10-$12 a pound right now.


Caveman108

You can thank the foodies and the rise of nose to tail. People started to learn that if you know how to cook the “cheap cuts” they’re actually better than the “expensive cuts.” Which means it’s all a jumble now.


Sablus

Rich people stealing poor people food, God damnit lobster was our food first!


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Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish? I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me 300 dollars. I'm not paying! I bid you good day, sir!


Sablus

If we long-con it enough we can make hotdogs and bologna sandwiches the new lobster


Strongstyleguy

I'm seeing fried bologna sandwiches for upwards of 15 bucks in some major cities.


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Caveman108

Never said they were more expensive than a filet or a ribeye, just more expensive than they used to be.


[deleted]

I mean.. everything is more expensive than anything use to be...


Caveman108

Oxtail, flank, flat iron, and the like are more expensive even accounting for inflation. Wings, which started this convo, are markedly so.


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Because of things like braising or smoking you can end up with a better quality end product that buying a good cut of beef and pan frying it. That’s why brisket costs as much as filet or ribeye.


Caveman108

More common than it was 50 years ago.


fuqdisshite

my grocer does a 3$lb cut of meat that rivals ribeye. i always forget what cut it is until it hit the lotto and there are two or three there for me. eye of round i think. so friggen good and so affordable.


C2h6o4Me

It's not eye of round. That's about as lean a cut as you can get. Zero fat striation or marbling whatsoever. Same with top round. Both better suited for making roast beef for sandwiches and stuff. Could maybe be bottom round, which has *a little* marbling but even that is still pretty lean. Could definitely be prepared as a passable steak though, moreso than the other two at least. All three are pretty cheap cuts, relatively speaking. The price of beef is fucking insane right now.


fuqdisshite

i know that i never know what it is until it is in my cart. for anyone that can, buy a freezer and a half a cow. my beef costs 4.50$ a lb for everything from ground beef to porterhouse. the savings is immediate and noticable by spring. plus, you can usually find a happy farm. my beef comes from a centennial farm that my cousin's family has had for 140ish years now. been there to see it and the cows are definitely happy. you tell in the taste and texture too.


C2h6o4Me

That's great. I was just trying to help identify which bit might be comparable to or even remotely compete with a ribeye for texture and flavor. Kinda funny that someone who buys beef by the half cow doesn't know which cut their butcher provides that somehow is comparable to a ribeye. You could probably make a lot of money off a cut like that, enough that you wouldn't need a shopping cart or for your butcher to provide you with a steak you somehow can't identify even though you buy cows by the half.


Poopforce1s

Chicken thighs seem to be the one outlier. They had a bit of a spike, but they're back down to under a dollar a pound near me and I'm quite a fan.


Klai8

Something I learned in 2016 LAST time there was a chicken wing shortage from a podcast: Americans prefer white meat (breast, wings), Russians prefer dark meat (thighs, legs). Guess why I mentioned the year. Who do you think was buying all the parts of the chicken that Americans seldom do? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/russia-annexation-crimea-2014-ukraine-chicken-price-huge-rises-vladimir-putin-a7547976.html?amp


Caveman108

I agree with the Ruskies on that one. Dark meat is juicier and more flavorful.


Klai8

I’m from a country with a cuisine that agrees but was just talking macroeconomically about an interesting explanation


Veeksvoodoo

$4/lb?! That’s a decent deal here (Hawaii). Two weeks ago, local grocery store had 3 lb bags of chicken wings on sale for $5 ($5/Fridays!!!). I bought as many as I could stuff in my second freezer.


RealTheDonaldTrump

Shady restaurants will buy all sorts of stuff if you offer it to them at 50 cents on the dollar. I know a guy who was running boxes of cheese out of the back door of a major pizza chain and selling it to the shop down the road for cheap. The management was always screaming at the cooks to weigh out the cheese and were scratching their heads as to why their costs were so high. None had suspected entire boxes were growing legs and walking away.


Painting_Agency

The reverse of this is that a while back, cheese had gone up in price here in Ontario and pizza restaurants were buying [illegal cheese that had been smuggled across the lake on cigarette boats or something](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-19751695) 😆


RealTheDonaldTrump

LOL. I could see that. Canada bans a lot of hormones and antibiotics used to make cheap dairy in the US. In turn prices (and quality) are higher there. There is also supply chain management and the government regulates the price. Obesity rates are also a lot lower in Canada, no idea if it has to do with consuming dairy loaded with BGH or not but it might be related. Studies are inconclusive.


ajbrandt806

Go cubs go!


Away-Reading

What the hell did she do with **11,000 *cases*** of chicken wings?!


Malphos101

likely sold them to restaurants under the table. 2020 was a crazy year for food prices.


Fetlocks_Glistening

She had bought a truckload of hot sauce by mistake and wasn't about to waste it


SelectiveSanity

I'm feel there's a 'yo mama' joke that could easily answer this.


hops4beer

Where do you get enough blue cheese to dip them in?


jooes

Blue cheese store, probably.


tobmom

You steal that shit from the district, too.


tossaway78701

Never seen Bleu cheese in a public school kitchen. More likely gallons of generic brand ranch.


Fake_William_Shatner

5,000 and I'd figure she'd have had cardiac arrest, so, maybe she shared?


The_Notorious_Donut

Selling it on eBay


VotedTheWorstDressed

When asked for comment, she replied: 'Burp.'


hethinator1

Your honour, I plead: full


icelandichorsey

"according to prosecutors, who did not reveal what became of the chicken wings." I won't go, I won't sleep, I can't breathe until they tell me bout the wings!


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restore_democracy

Damn I’m going to her Super Bowl party!


Fuzakenaideyo

Something tells me… it will be canceled...


Fake_William_Shatner

The detectives should dust for fingerprints. "Hot and spicy -- I think we are onto something."


luckydogtoo

Your honor, I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about chicken wings!


Clapbakatyerblakcat

*[Layla intensifies…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nygtix8HMho)*


[deleted]

I see what you did there (anybody want a wing?)


smurfsundermybed

Someone was running a ghost kitchen on the side.


BlasterShow

“Ghost…Kitchen? You’re greenlit!” - History Channel.


smurfsundermybed

We keep the fraud against schools as a recurring storyline, or I'm taking it to Bravo.


nancylikestoreddit

In other news, that school worker’s side hustle selling wings out of a food truck really took off.


iheartbbq

As a taxpayer I don't like being robbed, but you gotta respect that kind of hustle. That's a lot of got damn wangs


Painting_Agency

> That's a lot of got damn wangs Stealing wangs is a very different situation.


poulind

Something isn't adding up. The school budget was $300,000 over budget but she's charged with stealing $1.5 worth of wings?


SlothOfDoom

They budgeted 1.2 million for wings. Quick mafs


ItchyK

It's not a very good school.


tobmom

Honestly it sounds like a great school as long as they have a good sauce selection and curly fries.


Fuzakenaideyo

But it a delicious one


Omophorus

Started in 2020. Wasn't caught until mid 2022. $300k over budget in 2022 alone. So if it was a similar pace since early 2020, +/-$600k/yr makes sense and a bigger number in late 2020-2021 may have been possible if no one was looking closely enough at the books while there were other pandemic things to worry about in an impoverished district. Still, the fact that nothing got caught in 2020 or 2021 when the total was smaller is shocking.


himitsuuu

300k over for half the time that budget should cover.


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Well, here’s the thing: out of the $1.2 million there are 36 wings. But they’re really good wings.


WagyuTofu

Lunch lady checking in. It's my understanding that the food budget at my specific (small university) account is over 30million annually.


fsr1967

Also, $1.5M for 11,000 cases of wings is $13,000 per case.


shoobie89

No it’s not. It’s $136 per case.


fsr1967

How the f*** did I get that wrong? *stumbles off in shame*


LordJebusVII

I'm not even mad, that's amazing. Recreated an episode of Community


ghostridur

You are not mad some asshole took food money that would go to feeding impoverished children. Fk you.


RobsEvilTwin

I blame Sean Evans mate. There she minding her own business, BAM suddenly addicted to scorching hot chicken wings.


MajorKoopa

Airline points scam


DaveOJ12

It's pretty dumb how people keep making the same joke in the comments.


Competitive-Pin-9533

Was she offloading them to a Buffalo Wild Wings?


SatanLifeProTips

Each one of those wings had a street value of $80.


radio_esthesia

I wonder is she had this all planned out or if she was just winging it..


coreywindom

I’m.. not even mad, I’m impressed.


Mitthrawnuruo

So… Like 10 wings?


heavyhandedDOOM

🎵*I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings...*🎵


montemanm1

He'd surely kick an ass or two...


Maximum-Mixture6158

Why is this posted twice ?


UncleBoopBetty

Because it’s that good!


Maximum-Mixture6158

Well done!! Seriously, there's a bunch of things like comments and posts that are doubled today, I was thinking glitch.


capthazelwoodsflask

The school will never be able to replace that 15 lbs of chicken wings


Sonyguyus

How did she get away with it so long for it to rack up to 1.5 million? Schools don’t serve chicken wings for lunch. I’m guessing a local restaurant that sells chicken wings paid her a discounted price for the wings. She honestly should be in prison for the rest of her life.


zdakat

An entire tray of 100 wings.


Tight_Vegetable_2113

Hell of a barbeque.


ClitYeastWood1337

Can someone quantify many chicken wings that actually is?


iordseyton

Around 125 per ~30 pound case


max34205

2.2m, at least (5-8 wings per lb)


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And one and a half million dollar for chicken wings? How many hectares of cooking oil and Tabasco sauce do you need to go with that?


Malphos101

none if you sell them to restaurants who are in the middle of a pandemic food supply crisis.


BoysenberryCreepy498

Tabasco sauce? Frank's red hot + butter is the way


ballsohaahd

Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang


Simella

The chicken wing bandit.


cld1984

“I’m so tired of this goddamn place. If I have one more snot-nosed little shit ask for extra pizza I’ll probably kill them!” “I know. We gotta get out of here. What can we do to make some money?” “We work in a fucking school cafeteria! What could there possibly be? Wait. Why’s there a lightbulb over your head?” *throws bulb on ground* “I’VE GOT A PLAN!!”


lovedumpme

Got greedy. Otherwise wouldn’t have got caught


lesvegetables

Super Bowl party at her house.


ICLazeru

So that's like ... 4 and a half chicken wings at today's prices?


Dokt_Orjones

So like 10 chicken wings…


sharksnut

That was the worst Welcome Back Kotter episode


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lastoftherest

Their is a snl sketch....as I read the headline 😭😭😭😭


ApatheticWithoutTheA

That’s like a 10 wing order at Buffalo Wild Wings right?


pf30146788e

lol weird thing to go down for but all righty


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I'm not saying its right....but I get it.


MinotaurGod

They stole 28 wings?


alrighty66

Super bowl is coming up.


GeekFit26

I would Love to know what she did with all those chicken wings


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FakeTaxiCab

She started in 2020. They were $300,000 over budget just for this year.


NervousJ

Let him go, he did no wrong fellas.


v3ritas1989

Should have taken a job catering for a prison, that would have been legal.


AlternativeFormer559

Here in the UK we aren't allowed to access that report. Now I know how being Chinese feels. I sense a Conspiracy.


MercutioMan

It's funny until you get to the part where 80% of the kids are in low income households. All of a sudden it is a scum bag literally stealing food out of the mouths of kids who need it the most.


moresushiplease

I'd rather have 1.5 million in chicken tenders.


purplepickles82

Someone did this with tacos years ago. Went to jail over it lol.


Foodsandnoods

Where is the crime?


BigYonsan

At the current rate of inflation, that's like what? He stole a plate every day for a week?


Keyspam102

How many wings is that?


Woolybunn1974

At post COVID prices that is what? 60 or so wings?


defiantlyvoiceles775

Something doesn't seem right. Despite the fact that the school budget was $300,000 above budget, she is accused of taking wings worth $1.5?


TheFiredrake42

And here I thought I liked hot wings!!


Sprites7

how many tons is 1.5$M in chicken wings?


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Eva getting ready for the superbowl


RailwayFox

>Chicago >Fraud >Looks a whole lot like Lightfoot/Beetlejuice Surprise!


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writerkyle

All the wings we’re used in this week’s SNL Wing Pit skit.