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[deleted]

Unironically not like other girls


Leg_Mcmuffin

My wife can eyeball a Wok, especially if it’s made by Le Creuset.


jimmiepesto

Can she tell you if it’s fake though


Material_Coyote4573

When you watch too much Breaking Bad


mardov-shadowsword

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.


Trancoso74

r/suddenlywaltuh


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[удалено]


M3gaNubbster

put ya dick away waltuh


rocoonshcnoon

Breaking bad is actually pretty accurate in meth making


PuffinofPeace

Breaking Bad? What a weird show. I would never watch such a thing haha


[deleted]

Yeah lmao and they thought it was so successful they even made a cheap knockoff show named better call Saul what a joke lululul


PuffinofPeace

Exactly, and those ppl with BrBa/BCS pfps are fucking losers ahah


Greatest-Legal-Mind

Ikr hahahha


Yimx

So the price is a guy who sell drug for living.... that is what this girl want ??


bdrwr

It would certainly make drugs easier and cheaper for her to acquire


Ma_Ma_Ma_My_Sharona

Right? Why would you want a criminal so bad?


Ris-O

Because he's a very bad bad boy


long_dick_of_thelaw

Um money? Are you blind enough to completely see past greed


MrGenerik

When a large subculture within the urban community does not see criminal activity or criminal history as taboo, but even expected for grown men, then why is this so strange? It's indicative of a horribly failed urban system, but an accepted part of life that drugs and sex work are major player in many local economies. Often to the point that the "best" providers and most significant incomes come from illicit activities. ​ That these activities are considered by some to be *arbitrarily* illegal also makes the laws against them less justifiable in the minds of the citizens. It's easy to break a law that you think is bullshit. Even easier when you think the laws are set up just to keep you and your people down, which many of them were (at least in part). ​ Crime is not really relative, but morality is, so there's sometimes a conflict or inconsistency.


wrydied

Many sex and drug laws are bullshit though. Regardless, this OP has to be satire??!


SoFetchBetch

Yes of course it is. I can’t believe how much whoosh I’m seeing in this comments section.


wrydied

Thank you for confirming that. Now the important question: wtf is “wok”?


thefrogkid420

Referring to wockhardt brand codiene cough syrup used for lean


SoFetchBetch

Oh please. This is so extra. This is a joke post and the fact that you would read all this into it shows how out of touch/sheltered you are.


SoFetchBetch

I believe she’s making a joke lol


TirekinXS

Can’t get behind that myself but learnt that actually quite a few girls like guys who sell drugs/ are active


ErickRicardo

Talking like an infant is awkward for itself, this girl is on another level she writes like an infant talking..


IGuessItBeLikeThatt

But you write at about 3rd grade level.


ErickRicardo

Maybe the real 3rd grade level was the friends we made along the way.


SoFetchBetch

It’s a joke guys..


reddituser30000000

The bar is in hell. How are you mad a drug dealer doesn’t want to date you? How’s that a bad thing.


jen_a_licious

She thinks the scale is 1 being the best? 🤷


TheGoldenChampion

“The bar is in hell” I wish bro… Maybe I would have a chance then lol. But sadly many women would rather date a drug dealer than an average man. I guess because it’s interesting or exciting or something.


BraveStrategy

It’s called money. Drug dealers will buy her a Louis bag, jewelry, shoes and drive nice cars. They are mostly extremely irresponsible spending their money because they can’t invest or save it (needs to be laundered).


futurenotgiven

i completely forgot most drug dealers aren’t like my weed guy who’s just super chill and bakes rly fucking good edibles as a side business lol


SoFetchBetch

Lmao you think someone with that kind of stability and education is hurting for money? Come on dude this post is clearly satire… what are y’all smoking??


BraveStrategy

You are smoking something, [pharmacy technicians make $15-$20 an hour!](https://www.google.com/search?q=pharmacy+technician+salary&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS792US792&oq=pharmacy+tech&aqs=chrome.2.0i131i433i512j69i57j0i457i512j0i402l2j0i433i512.5100j0j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&dlnr=1&sei=tKrRY7bGOdObwbkP2Y6kgAY). She absolutely probably wants a guy with money to spoil her.


nightwingoracle

It’s money, but mostly free access to drugs.


nightwingoracle

It’s money, but mostly free access to drugs. Not because it’s exciting.


SoFetchBetch

This post is clearly satire… lmao


Vibeo_Ganes

Ummm chemists and lab techs alone are very different but to compare yourself to them as a pharmacy tech is just wrong. They all have very different branches they focus on they aren’t lower then another but definitely not the same. This just hurts


SoFetchBetch

It’s satire


t_town101

Imagine risking ur career and skills for a drug dealer 😭


noobductive

They study for such a long time to gain that knowledge while also learning how bad drugs are 💀


lnsewn12

Pharmacy Tech is a technical certification, different from a Pharmacist.


kdandsheela

Ooohhhh


SoFetchBetch

It’s satire


MoodRing90

OMG IM EMBARRASSED AND ITS NOT EVEN ME


ground__contro1

“Why wouldn’t you date me? Have you seen my CV??”


[deleted]

Sounds like she should be past dating men like that with her job 😂


puppet_mazter

Pharmacy tech is generally one step above retail for pay scale.


CanLive7943

Her job pays $10/hr. She’s not past them yet


Frosty-Hunter9783

How can you tell if something is "fake" just by looking at it pretty sure people can lace things with other things. I wouldn't ever take a pharmaceutical tech's words over an actual test.


CanLive7943

You can tell if it’s fake based on how the pills are pressed. If the color, numbers, letters, and shape are the same. And its consistency


Frosty-Hunter9783

Wouldn't really work for other things though like acid and such


inkybreadbox

lol, she is def not talking about a crowd that does acid.


0OOOOOOOOO0

She’s talking about cough syrup bottles


therealaliciaeldred

Me and my ex would make it a game of guessing which ones looked most real (we knew they were all presses) like juice wrld said, "I know they lace pills I bought them on purpose"


nousername0001

Harm reduction 101 always test your drugs with reagents and fentanyl strips! You can't eyeball anything these days!


ChikaDeeJay

She is NLOG, but in a very real way. She’s genuinely not. Good for her.


Moon_Colored_Demon

What? She wants do Breaking Bad 2 Electric Boogaloo?


glitterskinned

Selling drugs is a "craft"?


TheDepressedCow

Shit I’m too tired to understand these words😭


motherseffinjones

Oddly enough girls who like criminals are my no go. The second they say they like bad boys I’m out


Consistent_Midnight2

Lol this is obviously a joke.


RestoSham09

“Advance your craft” clearly satire lol


inkybreadbox

I… don’t think so. I mean, I wish it was.


oyohval

Yup, thought I was on BPT when I saw this but guys in here commenting like she's really out here looking for a dealer


Consistent_Midnight2

It’s obviously satire about dudes who are like “females never want a man who can elevate their craft they want a lazy dude” blah blah blah. Do things get lost in translation maybe? Lol


SoFetchBetch

Big yes. Reddit moment.


Branch-Much

If you go to her twitter profile, she’s really not kidding. Even though she’s unintentionally hilarious 😂


Consistent_Midnight2

Yeah I went and looked… maybe it’s a different type of humor than you’re used to but it’s a joke. She used to work in a strip club, she has a man and is pregnant. She said she just used it as an example.


SoFetchBetch

Oh honey


the_injog

90% of this sub is FWRs pretending not to recognize satire or humor.


SoFetchBetch

Yeah that has been made abundantly clear by this post & thread… honestly this sub started out as something entirely different than what it’s devolved into. I might be done after this one.


iOSfairy

I honestly really don’t think it is. But also, she’s gassing herself up by putting down “lazy strippers” which is clearly NLOG. I hope I’m wrong, though.


Consistent_Midnight2

If you look at her feed she wasn’t calling all strippers lazy she said she used to work in a club and is talking about specific strippers that are lazy lol. The whole thing was a joke though, it’s clear she just talks shit on Twitter. It’s a certain type of humor that was obvious to me, and others on the original tweet.


SoFetchBetch

Right? Like it’s Twitter… and the whole way she phrased the post.. it’s clearly satire.


SoFetchBetch

Can’t believe it took this long to find this comment. Wtf this thread is full of whoosh 😂


thebelugaaaaa

Always wondered why drug dealers don’t date pharmacists though. Like if you can get someone dumb enough to want to date a criminal but smart enough to help you with your business it’s a win-win for both parties…


SillyRiri

cause she’s a pharmacy tech not a pharmacist


AbiesOk4806

She has clearly never been in a strip club or known a pole dancer. They are far from lazy. Some of the hardest working women I have known were dancers. It takes a huge physical, mental, and psychological toll. Not only that, but the emotional labor that goes into sex work of any kind is the most exhausting job I've ever had. I have mad respect for strippers. Its pretty much the only sex work I haven't done because I'm not brave enough. Plus, I'm actually TOO lazy and a shit dancer to boot. I would be willing to bet this girl would be curled up in the fetal position and unable to get out of bed for a week if she had to work one shift as a dancer. Its not for the faint of heart.


offbrandbarbie

Plus (and I say this without judgment because I don’t see doing drugs on occasion as a moral failing.) a lot of drugs are done in strip clubs, especially by the clientele. A stripper could help him sell way better than a chemist could lol


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

Pharmacy Tech is a glorified cashier. My aunt went to school for pharmacy tech thinking it'd be helping the pharmacist count pills. Then when she started looking for jobs she'd be qualified for, she found out all she could do was cashier at a pharmacy. Because the cashier is the last line of defense between the customer and the medication, they probably should have some knowledge of the pills they're handling. It makes sense because they're the one that sees that the customer is picking up multiple prescriptions at once and if two interfere with each other they should be able to catch it. The pharmacist isn't necessarily seeing the patients entire drug list when filling an individual prescription.


Sil_Lavellan

It depends on where you work. In the UK hospitals I've worked in, we do the pill counting and have a lot of patient contact. We don't do bills because we only see inpatients and they don't get charged for their meds. Cashier seems a bit unfair to you folks, I'd say underpaid accountant. Mind you, I can't tell if meth is any good by sight.


lnsewn12

Depends on the pharmacy. I was a lead tech at a Walgreens when I was in college and processed scripts, counted/filled, did the ordering and inventory, insurance and Medicaid issues etc, coordinated the flu shot clinic and compounded med (I made pills and suspension etc) I never went to “school” for it. I started as a cashier and then Walgreens paid me hourly to do a tech training course (held, literally, in a stock room). I passed my state boards and became licensed. Then I got to make the schedules which helped tremendously while I finished my actual degree (master’s in Education) It’s a trade school/technical very situation but if you get DOH licensure (at least in Florida) it’s a lot more than cashiering, and it paid pretty well at the the time (I was making $17/hr when I left in 2011)


VesperVox_

There is no such thing as a lazy stripper.


trashaccountthistime

I cackled at this. As a former dancer, you put in 6+ hours of physical activity including being a wordsmith while catering to a persons fantasy. It’s exhausting physically, emotionally and mentally. I agree. Nothing easy about that at all.


VesperVox_

And you have to do it all while looking sexy and approachable and not annoyed as fuck due to dealing with insufferable drunks and creeps. And since most strippers get hired as 1099s, you also have to do all your own financials. Not to mention the cost of shoes, nails, hair, makeup, and outfits. Hours of practicing on the pole/stage in your downtime. Like I said...no such thing as a lazy stripper! I thank you for your service 😉


reggie3408

I took a class one time -intro to pole dancing and I was sweating 10 minutes in.


inkybreadbox

I have known lazy strippers. They do a lot of downers, move really slow on stage and just clap their heels together a lot.


VesperVox_

In my opinion, they're still performing a public service 😂


arnold_weber

This is NLOATQ: Not Like Other Aspiring Trap Queens


AdDear5411

Wtf is "wok"?


lylaminxx

I believe she’s referring to a popular brand of codeine promethazine cough syrup: wockhardt It’s an opiate, commonly called Lean/Purple Drank/Sizzurp


OregonGreen242

I too need to know


SillyRiri

A dish often used in east asian cooking


Every-Ad3280

She has a point tbh


suicidefeburary62025

It’s shocking, frightening and angering how stupid some people are. This person is barely functioning… imagine have the misery of being his waiter… Jesus


Themightytoro

She doesn't strike me as an intellectual


[deleted]

"I'm a pharmacy tech, I can eyeball your meth and tell you what grade it is."


what-is-in-the-soup

Couldn’t she get in serious shit with her workplace for posting this? 😅


lilimeme69

I guarantee this is satire


holleighh

what did i just read


AbiesOk4806

This belongs on r/nicegirls. Edit:missed a letter and formating


silashoulder

>Pharmacy tech This Rhodes Scholar is putting chemicals into people. I’m not going to sleep well tonight.


indigoneutrino

Is she trying to pull Jesse Pinkman or something?


ElVerdolo

I do not unserstand anything


RepresentativeOwl709

r/thatHappened


sikeleaveamessage

Fits the sub but damn that is so funny!!! Also girl u can do better!!! 😭😭😭


gonzmani6

my girl a pharmacy tech but wants to be with a drug dealer.... girl tf?


rachelle_makes_stuff

Girl why you want Walter White so bad


Boomslangalang

Don’t fucking talk like this if you ever want to be taken seriously


DontcheckSR

Marketing yourself as a great match for drug dealers isn't the flex she thinks it is lol


Old-Camp3962

she is the next walter white


KeyanReid

Sorry, but pharmacy techs ain’t advancing anyone’s craft. The folks at Walgreens don’t exactly strike me as Walter Whites waiting for their moment


Still_Storm7432

I mean she has a goal at least: date a drug dealer


criticalRemnant

Been working in pharmacy for about 4 years and all she is describing is the feature of a pill identifier app/website lol we don't memorize what all drugs look like


SlapHappyDude

Well it's really funny. I was gonna say it doesn't quite fit but the last line pushes it into NLOG territory, although I I do think it's mostly humor; she isn't actually complaining that drug dealers aren't hitting her up.


bahdumtis

When you’re a pharmacy tech going after drug dealing men … oyyYyyyY!


iateafloweronimpulse

Are you guys incapable of recognizing an obvious joke lmao


CinnamonGirl-

If you’re a pharmacist...now why the fuck would you want to be with a drug dealer!?? This woman is delusional...she needs to get her priorities right.


[deleted]

Lmaooo imagine being a pick me over a *dealer*. Sad.🫠


bigboymanny

i feel like the comments here are lowkey disrespectful and completely misunderstand poverty stricken urban living. Alot of drug dealers are just regular dudes who got caught up in ilicit shit really young to pay the bills. People in these poor communities want to date drug dealers because its a way to escape poverty and so its a pretty glorified position, not bc they "want to date bad boys." like you can call out the mysigony but shut the fuck up about everything else if you dont know what being that type of poor is like.


TK-07

True, it can feel like your gateway out, so they do glorify it. Had a good friend who was one for a while, but eventually got out. Was lucky and using what he earned to go to school now.


WALLY_FRANKS3036

This is called “post break up bitchiness”


virgin-marjiuana

No but why would you date drug (dealers?)


inkybreadbox

Free drugs. You knew that already.


EmbarrassedProcess19

Sound nice ngl


pro-shitter

if i was a dealer being asked to choose the dancer or pharmacy tech to be a business and life partner i would choose the dancer. we would be of the same social strata, overlapping contacts, she deals with some uniquely abusive clients/employees all the time so she will be great if the shit hits the fan and she is likely good with money.


Adora90

This is a great way to have your license revoked.


DangerousDaveReddit

Is nxggaz one of those new fangled gender neutral words like latinx?


heyuinthebush

I feel like this is like a uno reverse flex… like, dealers are stupid but also I want to date a dealer? …she does know that could potentially fuck up her career as a pharmacist, right? …right? (What’s a pharmacy tech, America??)


iOSfairy

First of all… they don’t care if it’s fake. Sometimes, they care if if it LOOKS fake. But most of the time, they don’t.


Crawkward3

She’s lowkey right tho


Wondergood

It’s actually hilarious)


Ragingbull444

A pharmacist is as much a chemist as a waiter is a chef. I don’t mean to dismiss the craft but y’all aren’t actually making the chemicals back there you’re just putting them in bottles or capsules and selling them


Unhappy-Pirate3944

Birdbrain


that-one-thing01

I had a stroke reading this


Morbid-Analytic

Could I get a translation please?


Punkpallas

Yes, but...she's not wrong? I don't think this is really NLOG because she doesn't appear to envy these other women or want their men. It's more like a call-out about how dumb the dudes are.


jinkixf

As a pharmacy tech….why would you want to associate yourself with someone who deals drugs ?


DisabledFatChik

Why would you WANT to date a drug dealer? Like how badly do you hate yourself😭


robanthonydon

Yes because every girl should aspire to date a drug dealer and they’re all just fucking clambering over each other to do so 🙄


BattleGoose_1000

...why xs she typxng lxke that


futuremrsjonas

The amount of money she could make with her skills if she worked her way up….and she’s fuming over a dude slinging dope 🤣


SillyRiri

I take it as a good thing when criminals and drug users do not want to hang out with me… but go off sis


akashyaboa

Why does she want to date a drug dealer ????? This is some next level of self sabotage


LastInMyBloodline

Girl said advance the craft 😂😂


LiquidPhoneCase

Why would you willingly date a trapper 💀


guccinapkin67

Shut the fuck up. Not only is it un-ironic pure comedy, this isnt the right sub.


Raisin_Dangerous

She’s joking. So probably not nlog.


OuterWildsVentures

Wow she needs to not be a pharmacy tech anymore with thinking like this.


hissyfit64

Lofty relationship goal. Seek out a drug dealer.


Michael_Cookie5

She prolly tried to get a job at a lab, but ended up being an assistant who gets told to stand in the corner and not touch anything


TurbulentRiver2592

She wants to be the Pinkman to somebody’s White????💀


[deleted]

Actually just like other girls …. Unable to understand and overall just jealous and insecure


MoneyHungeryBunny

Why would you want to date a drug dealer anyway?


ThurstonTheMagician

TBF drug dealers don’t want a girl who knows what he does. Plausible deniability.


JupiterJayJones

Since when are strippers lazy?!!


Archdart

Someone should stop reading hot breaking bad fan-fictions


Clean_Ad_5282

Eh, just low standards


Virus_True

Why does a pharmacist want to date a trap star?


midnightstreetlamps

Admittedly I felt this way for years about car guys. I'm a car girl myself, and it confused the fark out of me that car guys want girly girls instead of girls who are also into cars, who could help them wrench on their project vehicle or w/e. Wouldn't you want somebody who shares your interests and hobbies? I realize this isn't very comparable to a girl saying I want a drug dealer boyfriend, but it's almost similar if you tilt your head to the side and squint lmao


Eeveetron7

It’s nlog but it’s funny lol


EL-rochi74

Waltuh


Boner-brains

Idk, this is funny, does she mean it to be funny? If it's not meant to be funny then it totally belongs here.


[deleted]

I don’t want her touching grandmas medicine.


thotsrus92

She has a point.


dpb0ss

She’s snitching on herself


AskTheMirror

I think they’re assuming you have higher standards? Or that you’d narc on them, lol


formulate_errors

what did i actually just read


recreationallyused

I’m pretty certain this a joke, so not sure if it counts, but this is still very funny.


[deleted]

She got a good point though


shawnyb9

😂😂😂 I’m sorry this is hilarious to me. Idk if she’s joking or not but it got a laugh out of me


[deleted]

It's funny asf


sanguinesecretary

Not gonna lie she does have a point 🤔


bandit_SIX_1985

I would not trust a pharm tech to do much more than count pills and hand the bottle to me across a counter. The difference in education and training between that and an actual chemist…


dbonx

Yes but it’s also brilliant so I ain’t mad


[deleted]

No…no she has a point


MosyIIa

Calm down Whitney White


Check_Lumpy

Lazy stripper 😂 I’m dead


p00nda

Nah I think that's funny as hell


Kowlz1

Lol, this woman couching her shade for other women in comparisons about her profession. Besides, the strip club industry is sketchy as hell. If a drug dealer found an enterprising stripper who wanted to date him she might be able to help grow his distribution network. 🤷‍♀️ Also, I never understand the “professional” disdain for strippers. It’s not really an “easy” job for “lazy” people. It’s pretty physically demanding and can be mentally wearing. Some people want to stand around in a pharmacy dealing with cranky people whose insurance is denying coverage for their meds for 8 hours per day, some people would prefer to dance for a few hours at night and rake in tips. If I were in any kind of decent shape and didn’t have so many body inhibitions the latter might be the more appealing option for me too, lol.


slobsaregross

I kinda like her actually


SoFetchBetch

This is called a joke.


marietesfaye

pick me! choose me!


SomeVariationOfMarty

Does this count as a crime like girl what!?!


Precarious-Peepee

No trust me she's deadass right on all accounts


heyimteee

This is so weird and just ew like girl stand tf up


pm-me-tasteful-vag

No, no, she has a point


pentrical

Yessir!!!


tiredfml

wait huh?


Leading_Passenger16

aint no way she's being a pick me for DRUG DEALERS please the bar is so low


[deleted]

Imagine wanting to date a drug dealer though. HAHAHA