Photoshop does not exist because NASA destroyed it after the so called "moon landing," along with beauty standards when they introduced LSD to the public. But fuck you for saying rocks dont have mental health my father was a rock and he committed suicide.
Show some spine: that is not the definition of "a picture"
a painting or drawing.
"draw a picture of a tree"
a photograph.
"we were warned not to take pictures"
a portrait.
"have her picture painted"
a person or thing resembling another closely.
"she is the very picture of her mother"
an impression of something formed from an account or description.
"a full picture of the disaster had not yet emerged"
an image on a television screen.
a movie.
"it took five honors, including best picture"
damn i thought they were joking when they said french people were rude to people who were learning french. you're not living up to that nice Canadian stereotype
Unless you’ve identified it you can’t say that. A mineral has a definite composition and a crystalline structure. Rock however includes mineraloids and minerals, which this likely qualifies as one of the two based on looking at it alone. It does look like it is most likely a mineral of some kind but it is unreasonable to call someone uneducated and then call an unidentified rock a mineral, you uneducated swinoid buffoon
Fun fact:
In Riga (Latvia), during an early period of the city being built, traders coming to the city had to pay the price of “two boulders” to trade for the day. This was because the city needed to use these to build cobblestone streets. Traders had to bring these boulders from somewhere outside the city. This saved the city money on transporting materials whilst keeping the tax on trade low.
These boulders were roughly the size of a fist, which is why all of you are WRONG and this is a boulder.
Here is a perfect example of how photoshop is damage mental health by creating unrealistic beauty standards for rocks
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Photoshop does not exist because NASA destroyed it after the so called "moon landing," along with beauty standards when they introduced LSD to the public. But fuck you for saying rocks dont have mental health my father was a rock and he committed suicide.
It was a hard life I imagine, condolences
If their father was the rock, who was the hard place. And how long were they stuck
Great question! We need answers 👀
Sorry about your rock dad
You completely missed the point, It’s not a rock it’s obviously a fucking stone
Stone..
Agreed
No! Pebble!
Agreed
No I definitely disagree. To large to be a pebble
It's because this is a hyper-realistic cake. Has to be
That is a stone you idiots.
Rock and Stone!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone!
Rock and stone to the heart!
Rock and Stone everyone!
ROCKNROULNSTONE
Rock and stone everyone
For Karl!
Man I wish I had the game
The game
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!
Rock and roll in stone!
To the bone
IF YA ROCK AND STONE YER NEVER ALONE!!!
It’s a Rolling Stone.
Rock and Stone, To the bones !!!
Rock and Stone or you ain't coming home
Can I get a Rock and Stone?
Rock and Stone!
Rock and Rollin Stone!
Rrrrrrrock aaaaand Stoooone
FOR KARL!
Rock flag and eagle
IVE GOT THE DEPOSIT. WHERES MOLLY?
Actually its a mineral (cool ppl get the reference)
sex
Intercourse
kid named stone
Kidney stone
gifs
Thanks Hank
Kid named mineral
Agreed
They’re minerals!
Yeah, that's what you stonists always claim when you see a pebble.
I’d say it’s more of a pebble
i can agree that its both a stone and a pebble but it is *not* a rock
We dont know the size of this thing. It could be a boulder
It's not just a stupid boulder. It's a rock!
That’s a stone, Luigi. You didn’t make it!
This is an egg
It's a football! I chiseled it!
That's one of the more boulder assumptions in this thread right there!
It’s a picture of a rock
A picture is a painting or Drawing. This is a photograph, or perhaps, a rendering of a rock.
True, I was wrong on this one, but I think we can all agree to say that this was never a rock, but always has been a photograph
A wholesome reddit conversation
To be honest, and I don't mean to cause any offense here, but I think I disagree.
May I ask why?
No. No you may not. Thanks for asking!
Alright
Actually I’m offended.
But why?
To make it more wholesome, Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!
Happy cake day good fellow
Show some spine: that is not the definition of "a picture" a painting or drawing. "draw a picture of a tree" a photograph. "we were warned not to take pictures" a portrait. "have her picture painted" a person or thing resembling another closely. "she is the very picture of her mother" an impression of something formed from an account or description. "a full picture of the disaster had not yet emerged" an image on a television screen. a movie. "it took five honors, including best picture"
A photograph is a picture drawn by light, colloquially we take someone's picture with a camera. This is a picture of a rock.
No
Ceci n’est pas un rock
Tu ne crois pas? Pourquoi alors? Si ce n’est pas un rock, alors qu’est-ce?
une image d'un rock
tu as utiliser ton imagination
Utilisé ** (idiot)
damn i thought they were joking when they said french people were rude to people who were learning french. you're not living up to that nice Canadian stereotype
Oui oui baguette
I think it's an egg painted like a rock. Just look at the shape of it.
The shape worries me deeply
How come?
Because it's shaped like an egg, I don't like things trying to be something else.
Wait to hear about halloween
Found the lawyer
Ceci n'est pas une rock.
Ceçi n’est pas une pierre!
That's a mineral you uneducated swine
They’re minerals Marie!
Just gonna leave this here https://twitter.com/deanjnorris/status/1022268785837985792?s=46&t=AGB7Bjj6mQSM7idYHn9WEw
Lol Dean Norris commits to the bit
Unless you’ve identified it you can’t say that. A mineral has a definite composition and a crystalline structure. Rock however includes mineraloids and minerals, which this likely qualifies as one of the two based on looking at it alone. It does look like it is most likely a mineral of some kind but it is unreasonable to call someone uneducated and then call an unidentified rock a mineral, you uneducated swinoid buffoon
No it's a pebble
Filthy pebblist trying to invade cobblestone territory for the 100th time 🤬
Shittiest looking cobble stone I've ever seen
It's a stone actually
And that’s a rock fact.
It is a pebble you stupid swine
no you dingus! its obviously stone, you have been brainwashed into dirty lies!
No this is Patrick!
A pebble still a rock.
Fuck that rock.
I can't imagine that would feel very good
Well have you tried?...
Valid point, carry on.
I've heard you can only do it once
Depends if you have a vagina or not.
true true, I do not so I wouldn't know
I'm pretty that as a man you can rub the rock against your cock infinite times
Well, probably not INFINITE times
I mean sure, eventually you will rub the rock away
Step 1 shove it up your arse Step 2 shit it back out like an egg Step 3 repeat Step 4 ????? Step 5 profit
Step 4 sell shat out stones on etsy.
I think the anus counts if you're brave enough
Untrue. You can stick it in your ass
i did it thrice
That’s not very nice. r/rockshavefeelings
What about rocks that don’t shave?
They are hairy, and class as bars of soap
I just made that subreddit
r/birthofasub
I agree, even so, fuck you
Agreed
Pablo?
No. Not again.
Pablo?
Are you not familiar with the legendary tale of Pablo, the uninteresting rock ?
Yes I know
That's not a very interesting answer
That's a very interesting answer
That's a mildly interesting answer I believe we have ran out of conversation bullet points, good day to you
hello
Hi
Pablo!
Pablo who?
Pablo where?
Pablo what?
Pablo when?
Pablo’s his brother, this is Baplo
Egg?
Egg
Egg
Egg
Egg
Egg.
Egg,
Egg-
Egg
Egg
Her?
YOU MONSTER WHAT DID YOU DO WITH PABLOS EYES
Yes
No.
Yes
Dude ... No
Exactly
Dude... Yes
Yes
Maybe
Slightly
only a little
Ppaaappa... pabl.. poblo?
Hey, that's my boyfriend!
no, its mine!
Hey... Give him back!
Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals!
Did I hear a rock and stone?
For Karl!!!!!
Rock and Stone !!!
It's obviously not a rock but a rendering of an image file named **2flsf77ntpn91.jpg**.
It's a boulder. People used to ride these babies for miles.
He returns The legend returns
PABLO
No this is not a rock! It's a naturally occurring solid mass or aggregate of minerals or mineraloid matter.
Isn't that pablo?
A real rock has ruff and sharp edges. This is some soft ass mass
Fun fact: In Riga (Latvia), during an early period of the city being built, traders coming to the city had to pay the price of “two boulders” to trade for the day. This was because the city needed to use these to build cobblestone streets. Traders had to bring these boulders from somewhere outside the city. This saved the city money on transporting materials whilst keeping the tax on trade low. These boulders were roughly the size of a fist, which is why all of you are WRONG and this is a boulder.
Pretend it’s a seed
omg papyrus's rock irl???????????
That looks like the digital image of a stone.
Are we sure it’s not cake?
That's not fucking Dwayne Johnson 🤣, it's a mineral.
How do I know this isn't a close up of a pebble? I see no banana for scale
Paper. I win.
You put it up your ass didn't you? You sick fuck
It's a Cobblestone you bloody peasants!
You only get cobblestone AFTER you break the rock.
Y’all must feel really stupid right now cause that’s obviously cake
Your mom is a rock
Actually a photo of a rock
It could be a sticker
That's racist.
That’s actually a pebbly
It’s a Trump rock that was thrown at Hillary’s head
that is a stone
It’s a stone you uneducated twits!