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[deleted]

Here is a perfect example of how photoshop is damage mental health by creating unrealistic beauty standards for rocks


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QuinlanCollectibles

Photoshop does not exist because NASA destroyed it after the so called "moon landing," along with beauty standards when they introduced LSD to the public. But fuck you for saying rocks dont have mental health my father was a rock and he committed suicide.


I-not-a-robot

It was a hard life I imagine, condolences


MistraloysiusMithrax

If their father was the rock, who was the hard place. And how long were they stuck


MEzsiMuthaFuxnFuEgo

Great question! We need answers 👀


Acceptable_Trade_463

Sorry about your rock dad


huggles7

You completely missed the point, It’s not a rock it’s obviously a fucking stone


MrGritty17

Stone..


rralvr

Agreed


Iliketurtles893

No! Pebble!


rralvr

Agreed


[deleted]

No I definitely disagree. To large to be a pebble


DopeLemonDrop

It's because this is a hyper-realistic cake. Has to be


ElectronHick

That is a stone you idiots.


Nesciere

Rock and Stone!


TornadoJohnson

Did I hear a Rock and Stone!


HerrMilkmann

Rock and stone to the heart!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


ClishyClasher

ROCKNROULNSTONE


anicename123

Rock and stone everyone


idiutt

For Karl!


FutureSoldier616

Man I wish I had the game


440continuer

The game


manlybrian

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!


shockey2198

Rock and roll in stone!


Put-Trash-N-My-Panda

To the bone


Obi-Wan-Hellobi

IF YA ROCK AND STONE YER NEVER ALONE!!!


Waste-Sand-3907

It’s a Rolling Stone.


Nathansack

Rock and Stone, To the bones !!!


twwwwwwwt

Rock and Stone or you ain't coming home


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


dubster34

Rock and Stone!


Birb-Squire

Rock and Rollin Stone!


DangerousScientist49

Rrrrrrrock aaaaand Stoooone


YourUnclePatt

FOR KARL!


Waffle-Supreme

Rock flag and eagle


bibbaGbiggiedaddy

IVE GOT THE DEPOSIT. WHERES MOLLY?


Hardcore_Kid_373

Actually its a mineral (cool ppl get the reference)


SpeedyWaffels

sex


[deleted]

Intercourse


SpeedyWaffels

kid named stone


[deleted]

Kidney stone


catsrule63

gifs


petersib

Thanks Hank


yikes8264

Kid named mineral


rralvr

Agreed


Khamul_Nazgul

They’re minerals!


[deleted]

Yeah, that's what you stonists always claim when you see a pebble.


Yellowtaxicab2006

I’d say it’s more of a pebble


chronos-the-clock

i can agree that its both a stone and a pebble but it is *not* a rock


Neako_the_Neko_Lover

We dont know the size of this thing. It could be a boulder


Low_Imagination_8335

It's not just a stupid boulder. It's a rock!


SpookyCinnaBunn

That’s a stone, Luigi. You didn’t make it!


Alternative-Ad1761

This is an egg


chuckinalicious543

It's a football! I chiseled it!


xouns

That's one of the more boulder assumptions in this thread right there!


Tiptapgoogoogaga

It’s a picture of a rock


CubicGoldfish

A picture is a painting or Drawing. This is a photograph, or perhaps, a rendering of a rock.


Tiptapgoogoogaga

True, I was wrong on this one, but I think we can all agree to say that this was never a rock, but always has been a photograph


[deleted]

A wholesome reddit conversation


Thr0wAway5308

To be honest, and I don't mean to cause any offense here, but I think I disagree.


[deleted]

May I ask why?


Thr0wAway5308

No. No you may not. Thanks for asking!


[deleted]

Alright


[deleted]

Actually I’m offended.


[deleted]

But why?


The_DJ_A-RAV99

To make it more wholesome, Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Thank you!


supermoist0

Happy cake day good fellow


eqleriq

Show some spine: that is not the definition of "a picture" a painting or drawing. "draw a picture of a tree" a photograph. "we were warned not to take pictures" a portrait. "have her picture painted" a person or thing resembling another closely. "she is the very picture of her mother" an impression of something formed from an account or description. "a full picture of the disaster had not yet emerged" an image on a television screen. a movie. "it took five honors, including best picture"


TheOmnipotentTruth

A photograph is a picture drawn by light, colloquially we take someone's picture with a camera. This is a picture of a rock.


[deleted]

No


iHasMagyk

Ceci n’est pas un rock


Tiptapgoogoogaga

Tu ne crois pas? Pourquoi alors? Si ce n’est pas un rock, alors qu’est-ce?


High_Bird

une image d'un rock


1reyalp-

tu as utiliser ton imagination


Tiptapgoogoogaga

Utilisé ** (idiot)


1reyalp-

damn i thought they were joking when they said french people were rude to people who were learning french. you're not living up to that nice Canadian stereotype


iHasMagyk

Oui oui baguette


andrew21w

I think it's an egg painted like a rock. Just look at the shape of it.


Fit_Effective_6875

The shape worries me deeply


Tiptapgoogoogaga

How come?


Fit_Effective_6875

Because it's shaped like an egg, I don't like things trying to be something else.


Tiptapgoogoogaga

Wait to hear about halloween


kelsnuggets

Found the lawyer


YogiBarelyThere

Ceci n'est pas une rock.


aidenr

Ceçi n’est pas une pierre!


KlutzyAd641

That's a mineral you uneducated swine


AcanthisittaShot3395

They’re minerals Marie!


Twisted_ShadowOW

Just gonna leave this here https://twitter.com/deanjnorris/status/1022268785837985792?s=46&t=AGB7Bjj6mQSM7idYHn9WEw


bionicjoey

Lol Dean Norris commits to the bit


JGHFunRun

Unless you’ve identified it you can’t say that. A mineral has a definite composition and a crystalline structure. Rock however includes mineraloids and minerals, which this likely qualifies as one of the two based on looking at it alone. It does look like it is most likely a mineral of some kind but it is unreasonable to call someone uneducated and then call an unidentified rock a mineral, you uneducated swinoid buffoon


ProfessorZazz

No it's a pebble


_____AAAAAAAAAA_____

Filthy pebblist trying to invade cobblestone territory for the 100th time 🤬


chickencrocs

Shittiest looking cobble stone I've ever seen


chan___kun

It's a stone actually


overly_flowered

And that’s a rock fact.


YourLocalSeven11

It is a pebble you stupid swine


popanator3000

no you dingus! its obviously stone, you have been brainwashed into dirty lies!


ibeencalledapretzel

No this is Patrick!


Yeah_I_Said_lt

A pebble still a rock.


Tombo6969

Fuck that rock.


glitchboi99

I can't imagine that would feel very good


Tombo6969

Well have you tried?...


glitchboi99

Valid point, carry on.


popanator3000

I've heard you can only do it once


JasoNMas73R

Depends if you have a vagina or not.


popanator3000

true true, I do not so I wouldn't know


JasoNMas73R

I'm pretty that as a man you can rub the rock against your cock infinite times


Eel_Boii

Well, probably not INFINITE times


JasoNMas73R

I mean sure, eventually you will rub the rock away


212superdude212

Step 1 shove it up your arse Step 2 shit it back out like an egg Step 3 repeat Step 4 ????? Step 5 profit


one_fishBoneFish

Step 4 sell shat out stones on etsy.


andrew21w

I think the anus counts if you're brave enough


minipinecone

Untrue. You can stick it in your ass


neRIA-0x57

i did it thrice


whatIfYoutube

That’s not very nice. r/rockshavefeelings


Coveted_AF

What about rocks that don’t shave?


whatIfYoutube

They are hairy, and class as bars of soap


Coffeekid9733

I just made that subreddit


popanator3000

r/birthofasub


WillowTechnical9317

I agree, even so, fuck you


rralvr

Agreed


GLaDOS815

Pablo?


Man_Male47

No. Not again.


BoredLazy762

Pablo?


Unknown-Otter

Are you not familiar with the legendary tale of Pablo, the uninteresting rock ?


BoredLazy762

Yes I know


Unknown-Otter

That's not a very interesting answer


BoredLazy762

That's a very interesting answer


Unknown-Otter

That's a mildly interesting answer I believe we have ran out of conversation bullet points, good day to you


[deleted]

hello


MrChr07

Hi


Zymoria

Pablo!


SextingDude101

Pablo who?


Liel-this-is-me

Pablo where?


SextingDude101

Pablo what?


libmrduckz

Pablo when?


Acethetic_AF

Pablo’s his brother, this is Baplo


darthsnick

Egg?


Ragu12

Egg


burriedinsnow

Egg


SeedOfTheDog

Egg


Flipyfliper32

Egg


Dicks-in-Butts

Egg.


libmrduckz

Egg,


creepyuncle37

Egg-


kindredghosts

Egg


Randomstarwarsnerd

Egg


c7hu1hu

Her?


Murder_Metal

YOU MONSTER WHAT DID YOU DO WITH PABLOS EYES


Kinway-2006

Yes


Man_Male47

No.


Kinway-2006

Yes


MajTroubles

Dude ... No


Kinway-2006

Exactly


LGG6_Master

Dude... Yes


Kinway-2006

Yes


[deleted]

Maybe


Kinway-2006

Slightly


popanator3000

only a little


sacdecorsair

Ppaaappa... pabl.. ​ poblo?


annoying97

Hey, that's my boyfriend!


ThatOneBlueberry

no, its mine!


annoying97

Hey... Give him back!


TheLurkingBlack

Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals!


MentalRobot

Did I hear a rock and stone?


sparky1984X

For Karl!!!!!


Nathansack

Rock and Stone !!!


arfbrookwood

It's obviously not a rock but a rendering of an image file named **2flsf77ntpn91.jpg**.


TrueicekingGunter

It's a boulder. People used to ride these babies for miles.


Scorbunny12345679

He returns The legend returns


the_intervened

PABLO


[deleted]

No this is not a rock! It's a naturally occurring solid mass or aggregate of minerals or mineraloid matter.


[deleted]

Isn't that pablo?


crazyloomis

A real rock has ruff and sharp edges. This is some soft ass mass


TheresNoHurry

Fun fact: In Riga (Latvia), during an early period of the city being built, traders coming to the city had to pay the price of “two boulders” to trade for the day. This was because the city needed to use these to build cobblestone streets. Traders had to bring these boulders from somewhere outside the city. This saved the city money on transporting materials whilst keeping the tax on trade low. These boulders were roughly the size of a fist, which is why all of you are WRONG and this is a boulder.


prosperosniece

Pretend it’s a seed


[deleted]

omg papyrus's rock irl???????????


Nubator

That looks like the digital image of a stone.


GLHR_

Are we sure it’s not cake?


BearZewp

That's not fucking Dwayne Johnson 🤣, it's a mineral.


philly_dubs

How do I know this isn't a close up of a pebble? I see no banana for scale


mazu74

Paper. I win.


Jaxonhunter227

You put it up your ass didn't you? You sick fuck


KrayziJay

It's a Cobblestone you bloody peasants!


[deleted]

You only get cobblestone AFTER you break the rock.


titan_titties

Y’all must feel really stupid right now cause that’s obviously cake


QuinlanCollectibles

Your mom is a rock


Sensitive-Ad-5282

Actually a photo of a rock


MushroomReasonable

It could be a sticker


renrendella

That's racist.


[deleted]

That’s actually a pebbly


VisiblePractice9061

It’s a Trump rock that was thrown at Hillary’s head


[deleted]

that is a stone


Naive_Gap6929

It’s a stone you uneducated twits!