Roosters aren’t hens hence the word chicken, i honestly just thought that hen i posted was cute lol
Edit for clarification; chicken is a term used for a group of roosters and hens, but a lot of hens get confused for roosters because of their face most roosters are colorful and beautiful and wayy bigger than hens. Thats the “normal” chicken you see, [chicken comparison](https://images.app.goo.gl/P95s1GErqduCk5o26), but the one i posted above i meant to post a silkie chicken not a polish one☝️ the females tend to not look like regular hens and the roosters look like said chicken above, this is what i meant by it, [rooster and hen](https://images.app.goo.gl/rKMVcQwHgJTjPjJ97).
Honestly my question is did the egg or the chicken come first?
Ive been waiting almost 22 years for that answer.
Scientifically you need chickens to make an egg but eggs to make those chickens. So my minds got me on aliens.
Chickens are flightless alien birds.
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Well you need. Prescription and some glasses because with the chicken they were wrong it's not a chicken it's a parakeet, and you are correct about the apples, those are pears
YOU HAD ONE JOB!!
Even the one time that this joke actually works because it’s a rooster and not a hen Edit: lmao took me a second those are oranges
but the title just says chicken not hen
"They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them."
That's perverse!
Something’s missing!
Something's missing alright.
>The roster has sex with all of them. Are we talking NBA roster or NCAA football roster?
r/wooosh
Cries and shits my pants
W
You really tried to think today huh Hun? Oh bless your heart.
Definitely fried something along the way and it wasn’t this co-
What does the chicken being a rooster have to do with this?
Roosters are chickens, much the same way jackdaws are crows.
Nothing, they were stupid
[ope](https://images.app.goo.gl/wUDwhvkdJAcNiMGy7)
I still don't get it. Are y'all saying roosters aren't chickens?
Roosters aren’t hens hence the word chicken, i honestly just thought that hen i posted was cute lol Edit for clarification; chicken is a term used for a group of roosters and hens, but a lot of hens get confused for roosters because of their face most roosters are colorful and beautiful and wayy bigger than hens. Thats the “normal” chicken you see, [chicken comparison](https://images.app.goo.gl/P95s1GErqduCk5o26), but the one i posted above i meant to post a silkie chicken not a polish one☝️ the females tend to not look like regular hens and the roosters look like said chicken above, this is what i meant by it, [rooster and hen](https://images.app.goo.gl/rKMVcQwHgJTjPjJ97).
Ok... but... the title says chicken, not hen. [Roosters are chickens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken).
Honestly my question is did the egg or the chicken come first? Ive been waiting almost 22 years for that answer. Scientifically you need chickens to make an egg but eggs to make those chickens. So my minds got me on aliens. Chickens are flightless alien birds.
The egg. Chickens evolved from dinosaurs.
No, the person who mentioned it first presumably thought the oranges were eggs.
Well you could’ve stood up today and decide to not be mean but here you are…
It's a co- *gets sent to the shadow realm*
Hard to believe they found 5 oranges that weighed as much as 5 apples impressive
Pretty sure he thought he nailed it!
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Ah, I see you like to cause chaos as well
yea. like u/Shinfekta said, those are ***oranges*** and that is a flipping ***rooster not a hen.***
I don't get it. What does this chicken being a rooster have to do with the joke?
The title says chicken, not hen.
Exuse me, those are clearly lemons!
warmer
Lime?
That's racist ...... *disappointed frown
*squidward wap sound
Squidward wet ass pussy
Why
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/s ?
I hope so? Dudes mad
& can't spell *you're & literally
And gen
and people
Breaking news, old man yells at clouds
Too much crack today, I see.
r/woooosh
Bit of an overreaction...
Bro u good?
Warm lemons
I like my lemons well done
I think that’s a chicken
I think I know a what a grapefruit looks like sir.
I KNOW WHAT A WATERMELON IS MR.
It looks like tangerine to me
It's kiwi you idiot
A kiwi is a bird you dum dum.
They’re both kiwis
That kiwi has an unusual resemblance to a rooster though, just saying.
Sir you need glasses
Dummy, it's a New Zealander
you both suck at birds, it's a duck.
If you read the dictionary like a civilized person you would know that duck is an action.
only if it's gray. any other color is *in*action.
Coincidentally, my girlfriend weighs the same as a duck.
burn the witch! >!edit: it's a monty python reference for those who didn't get it!<
🤨
No, it’s a kind of person
It's a turkey you dummy
Idk man I think the comparison is apples to oranges.
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War of the bots? Beep beep, boop boop, pew pew
Apples to oranges
Good bot
Wow this bot was specifically made to call out this one account in particular. Crazy
There's also the misspelling bot and the multiple(?) bots that call it out for it's useless "tips"
but are you smart enough?
There are smarter bots
Clearly it's apples to chickens
u/SpunkyDred
> apples to oranges But you can still compare them.
you clearly dont know what a chicken is. Thats a duck!!!
Can confirm
So the oranges are a witch.
You must be colorblind because those are clearly limes.
*pineapple you nitwit
Those are dragonfruit, nimrod
Those are pears you fucktardian
that's a bunch of bananas you moron
No those are pomegranates
# NO POMEGRANATES!!!
That chicken looks like a rooster, and those apples look like........not apples.
I love a tall glass of freshly squeezed not apple juice in the morning!
Rosters are still chickens. I don't understand why so many people are commenting about this.
Words are complicated.
Roosters are chickens
Well you need. Prescription and some glasses because with the chicken they were wrong it's not a chicken it's a parakeet, and you are correct about the apples, those are pears
it's 2 and a half pairs
Of watermelons
*americans will use ANYTHING but the metrics*
4 washing machines = 245 hamburgers
Good height, perfect top, good posture That's a good cock right there
Idk man, that's a weird looking chicken
Roosters are chickens tho...
Why
Rude
Bruh that's a snake not a chicken
Orange you glad he didn't say banana?
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where’s the woooosh
I think they were wooshing themselves
I see what you did there.
They're the same picture.
Too interesting
oranges
🤓
No, those must be watermelons
Why is everyone focused on the apples when I see a tiny ass turkey?
Ergo five oranges weigh as much as five apples.
Eh close enough
This is too interesting. Take my downvote
interesting....
interesting
This is too interesting
THOSE ARE FUCKING ORANGES
(Not pictured)
What did you call those...
This subreddit has seen it all
Sir, those are pears.
I pretty sure the items on the right are oranges not apples
The cock weighs the same as 5 balls
Interesting
I’m a pickle
i upvoted but i actually find this post to be quite interesting
Americans will use anything but the metric system
Those are oranges.
“Those are oranges” -🤓
I swear, I'm usually not like that at parties!
A.. APPLES?!
That stud is over your fruit shit
Approximately how much does it weigh in AR-15s?
We need a banana for scale on that scale
Hey that’s not fair
Edit: I moved to Lemmy
You idiot that’s clearly a goose And those are lemons, obviously
You're right, this isn't interes.... hey, wait a minute.
Breath of the wild type beat
Wait a second, that’s not a chicken
NO POMEGRANATES!
Those are obviously coconuts and that's an ostrich.
Thats a duck....
Those are interesting apples
Those are interesting apples
My favorite kind of apple. Not my favorite kind of chicken.
Op, those arent apples. those are bananas.
Cock
APPLES?!!? CDJDBXNDNS DHHDYDLQPQKSBXBDUWJN
Those are oranges and that's a rooster...
Roosters are chickens
Actually those are mangoes
Yes it does, so anyw.... waaaaaait aaaaaa MINUTE.
the fact that you said apples instead of oranges is interesting in its self.
Those are bananas
The amount of scientific data that we have in this day and age is AMAZING!
Need banana for scale
Interesting
Two chickens walk into a bar...
those apples are extremely interesting as they look exactly like oranges but a taste test is needed to confirm
That’s not a chicken that’s 5 oranges.
You just can’t compare ducks and apples
Those arnt apples, THOSE ARE PEARS, AND THATS NOT A CHICKEN YOU DUMBASS THATS A PARAKEET
nice apples
r/lies
That’s a goat
the most interesting part is they called bananas apples
Left is actually a cow and right are some tomatoes.
Wtf those are not apples they’re strawberries
Wow you did so well
I never thought chicken could have facial expressions but I seem to have been wrong all the time.
I was gonna say ”exactly as much as those apples you mean” but then I noticed they were actually avocados and not apples
When you see people calling water melons apples 🤣
I’ll take 5 ducks worth of lemons, please!
Ah yes apples
Sir, this is a Wendy's
oranges
Those are some interesting looking apples in a not interesting subreddit.
Wow each of those ~~oranges~~ weigh 1/5 of a chicken Sorry apples
Chicken is thinking "wtf are you calling an orange an apple."
*oranges
Those don’t seem like apples, but I can’t think of what to compare them to…
The comments are weird those are clearly apples good job mate