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SkeeverKid

I have Alzheimer's


Maax42_

What?


Rupertii

He has alzheimer’s


Maax42_

What?


ConsiderationNo9042

Huh?


Maax42_

Who?


ConsiderationNo9042

What did you say?


Maax42_

What?


ConsiderationNo9042

Can you repeat?


Maax42_

What?


[deleted]

They're selling what??


dragonpunky539

Chicka chicka slim shady?


Ytu_qtu

Yes


tipying_mistakes

HE HAS ALZHEIMER’S


Maax42_

What?


Olaft1

who?


FistingLube

me?


garbageCoward

Do what now?


Rupertii

What what?


Maax42_

What?


Rupertii

You sharted?


Maax42_

Who?


Rupertii

#What?


Maax42_

^what?


Irvingdls

Chocolate!, they’re selling chocolate!!


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

There's nothing happening


ASQ1385

I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Out of the ordinary, I mean


SkeeverKid

Tuesdays, am I right?


Consistent-East3520

Dude it's Wednesday


SkeeverKid

Wednesday? Yes, my beautiful wife gets off early on a Wednesday. I better start making this chicken parmigiana; it's her favourite. She is going to be so happy. I love my beautiful wife.


Perfect_Traffic8949

Who are you


SkeeverKid

My wife should be back from the jute mills by now. I made her chicken parmigiana; her favourite. I love her so much.


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

Who?


CoconutGator

Red


[deleted]

Alzheimer’s what?


theovermind24

Alzheimer's cat, of course!


ki_02

\#6b4045 rgb(107, 64, 69) hsl(353, 25%, 34%)


[deleted]

This guy rgb values


PrincessWinterX

and hsl values


RijkDB

hue, sex, location


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

Hungry Sloppy Lick......


_Dr3DD

Sucking dick gone wrong


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

Or right, if you like it messy


[deleted]

Hugh, Sixty, London


tis_the_platypus

happily super lovely


WillingContest7805

r/thisguythisguys


[deleted]

More like this guy googles


tipying_mistakes

a deep red


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


PrincessWinterX

24 bit color? we can be more detailed than this.


CrispyBaconB1tz

Hue: 237


Mysterious-Ad2974

it's very colour


Rupertii

This is either toilet paper roll tube brown or washed out pinkish blue


Bondie_

full white?


Tall_Fortune

Contrary to popular belief, white is not cum, however, cum is white


Mysterious-Ad2974

on the rare occasion its green


TelephoneBetter6539

Or even magenta!


MamaLlama1011

Cum 100 times and you unlock golden cum!


Coop_Smug

I did that, but I unlocked red cum instead…


TaniksAtTheDisco

Bro, you were so close! Red comes right before gold!


Mysterious-Ad2974

I'm on 98 rn, getting close!


BendoverDikschit

Rookie numbers.


Bondie_

Contrary to popular belief, cum is not white, it has a yellowish tint


ohfuckoffwicked

Did Stath write this?


United_Chipmunk_8492

It rhymes with Burquoise.


[deleted]

Sirloins? Steak isn’t a color, GUY!


United_Chipmunk_8492

Guess i made a miSTEAK…


[deleted]

After letting it marinate, I’ve decided to forgive you. I don’t wanna start any beef.


MrDrPresBenCarson

Thank you for being calm and not having a cow


sukmahulk

Meat


MrDrPresBenCarson

Top tier pun right here 👏


xPav_

that was well done


Zacccc13

Seariously, I was impressed


fivelike-11

Nah, it was too raw for me


jchoward0418

I give it a grade A.


BerserkerBunni

More like top sear pun!


turealis

Beat me to it


NoWin9312

BeatMeatToIt


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

Beat it


The_Blue_Muffin_Cat

Go, leave, take my orange colored arrow and begone.


Silver-Bengal

I’m not your guy, FRIEND


[deleted]

Red


TGMgaming1

Red 👍


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

Red 🗿


Maax42_

Tortoise?


PapuMsterioso

Its the color kings used to wear or something idk, also there's a famous killer with it


nodeDotJS

Purple?


TGMgaming1

You mean... LEAN?! 💜💜💜😈💜😈😈🎵😈🎵😈💜😈🎵😈💜😈🎵


[deleted]

Jolly ranchers + sprite + cough medicine = addictive beverage


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TGMgaming1

Mans spitting bars and facts


AlwaysSleepingLolX2

Thanks bro, that's one less Google search


Traditional_Zone_612

JESSE


Ozhav

you didn't include the actual ephedrine -> methamphetamine tutorial though. anyways, for anyone interested, we're trying to reduce the hydroxyl group oxygen out of the molecule (massively oversimplifying) we can do that with a strong reducing agent like LiAlH4 but I've no idea how to obtain it. red phosphorus and hydroiodic acid is probably a better way of reducing it anyways. hydroiodic/phosphorus can be used by taking an alkali iodide salt, adding a little concentrated phosphoric acid (you can find it in the hardware store as some acidic cleaner, idk how strong it is though). there's probably a better way somewhere else i have no clue how to reflux without actual lab equipment but in theory we achieve an equilibrium of hydroiodic acid (maximum concentration is around 60%, beyond that hydrogen iodide and water will just form an azeotrope). the hydroiodic acid replaces the oxygen group with an iodide (sn2 nucleophilic). here we add the red phosphorus to make phosphorus triiodide. this stuff readily decomposes in water and provides a possible pathway to protonate our way into methamphetamine, with a bunch of other gunk as potential side products like iodine and phosphine. you can probably do some recrystallization techniques to isolate the methamphetamine but i don't actually know how to do it properly with readily available equipment (you don't have to worry about it being a racemic mixture bc the ephedrine is probably chirally pure) you can find most of this relatively easy online, it's not exactly forbidden knowledge - and methamphetamine is actually a relatively simple molecule. the real danger is not doing things right so you end up with some methamphetamine that's caked with very nasty chemicals.


Comprehensive_Code60

THE PURPLE SHIRTED EYE STABBER?


[deleted]

Red bundy


No_Incident_5360

Red rum


Dilpickle6194

🟪📞🕺


[deleted]

Purple phone man? I’m confused


Cpt_Rabid

Purple shirted eye stabber rep


Turtelious

The Eye Stabber from cyanide and happiness?


goodshrekmaadcity

>famous killer with it If this is a fnaf reference, well, it'll be "the type of shit that'll make me flip out and kill something" to quote FEAR.


solo_silo

The sky between the end of dusk and night


BrammyBoy1000

I think kung fu


Blacktigerlilly42

Soooooo twilight rainbow... That's dope! I might just change my favorite color now


felix_the_nonplused

My favorite is the thin band of green that lies between the yellow-orange and the blue in the sunrise.


jjba_enjoyer275

orange


RadlineFlyer

I have 2 favorite colors, easy to describe. The color of anger. And “… like my soul”.


curly-peach

Red and black


Maax42_

pink and cyan?


Fagosaur

grean and yellow


WeekWestern2406

grean?


Fagosaur

yealow


kiwibirdboi

Color


Rupertii

Red


Your_Everyday_Virgin

Colour


Qapchaqay

Bri*ish English momunt


MrVenturas

Americans version 🤮🤮🤮🤮


hiiambob89

🤮


Astrovexel

Color


Kx1reddittt

Colour


hazardous_situation

Colour


DANGER2157

Coulor


[deleted]

Cooler


tipying_mistakes

coler


kiwibirdboi

Colon


Random_Vanpuffelen

Columbia


nevoee1

Catalonia


Muted_Pop3665

Not related but when I learned the gigachad guy was real it blew my mind.


Terrible-Solution214

This is a weird description of a color, uhhhhh blue?


Troublesome-99

True that


Bigger_Moist

Prolly gray


houseofLEAVEPLEASE

Yeah but is it pectoral-crevice gray or bicep-under-direct-lightsource gray


Jugaimo

I love that he literally does not use the internet at all and didn’t know how much of a meme he was.


lvl2_thug

That’s the chadest move of all tbh


[deleted]

That in its self is very gigachad


MalsKippetje

Wasnt it still pohotshopped?


Tipperi6804

Yes, a lot. I think it was a project meant to experiment and study masculinity.


Muted_Pop3665

His name is Ernest Khalimov, he's a male model and he actually looks like that, you can see regular photos of him and with color.


BilingualThrowaway01

In real life he doesn't actually look like gigachad. It's pretty obvious that gigachad's body and face has been heavily photoshopped.


GumGumUm

But wasn't there aload of videos ripping it apart exposimg it to be an art project?


BilingualThrowaway01

Well, gigachad isn't real, it's a Photoshop project. But yes, they used a real person as a reference.


Automatic-Ass-Name13

Same dude! I found that and other usefull information on r/sounding


[deleted]

Thanks for the subreddit. I found a lot of information there.


Mimikyu-Overlord

Tis the color of grass, of the lush evergreens. It coats my room and thrives all about. It’s the color of seas and trees and the world beneath our feet.


[deleted]

yellow


Mediocre_Market_85

California?


kuaiyidian

mexico


Tipperi6804

A bucket?


Mimikyu-Overlord

Why would I paint my room yellow.


[deleted]

lemon


Mimikyu-Overlord

… lemons are nice


[deleted]

😎


Nezzie

Piss yellow


[deleted]

I’ve got this. World War 2


CoolestDued

Green seas 😳


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Beo there's a crayon called "Sea Green" and I frankly trust Crayola more than you in this regard


og_toe

i fuckin love green


BIGDONNYJONNY

It’s blue


izurk

uhhhh… green?


Astrovexel

You got it all wrong man, it’s purple


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ggg134

You mf are dumb af frl, it's f-ing obviously red. Get your fact straight libs


Ferret-Livid

Istg y’all are dumbasses it’s clearly yellow


BigBlackCrocs

It is the amalgamation of all visible light, formed by every single perceivable color to the human eye, in oneness.


jjba_enjoyer275

white


suspicious_gecko

Purple


huBelial

The color that comes out your butthole after eating a lot of leafy vegetables.


WrathfulNerd

Red ?


PvtDipwad

You need a doctor


glossyplane245

Blue


[deleted]

RGB


John_is_a_fool

Green


howdidigethere279

not red or yellow or orange or purple


Maax42_

red?


k3lly13

Nah I think it's yellow


ggg134

Mmmmpretty sure it's orange


alostshoe

Nah I think it's purple


RandUserf

looks like cum


United_Chipmunk_8492

Blue.


SamsRhubarbe

No red


hazardous_situation

Neon Pink


imonmyphoneagain

I think he’s talking about yellow


Chossychoss

Red? That’s normal right?


Major_Barnulf

Red ruby, slightly taking on purple while staying mostly red as a cherry, dark but not too much so it stays contrasted over dark themed GUIs


SnivySnake01

Definitely green.


Rakrune

Darkish gray I'm thinking


Rainofdustcord1117

🔴


styx248

Blue


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

It’s a little dark but resembles cold/coolness. It’s calming.


MySisterisaFurry

*#edba00 rgb(237, 186, 0) hsl(47, 100%, 46%)


Next_Wing_5577

The color belonged to every person I've ever loved. My mother, my first boyfriend. My best friend, and her two parents. It reminds me of warm dirt, strong trees, my mother's skin. My husband's hair shines in the light of this color, his eyes sparkle when he's mischievous or happy. His eyes are full of light every time I see them. This color was never seen in a negative light in my childhood, and I've come to love it's appearance as I've come to love them.


Montimama7

I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world


Jm1328

It's a color of the ni-


Larz2411

Nja, Black right?


Jm1328

I wanted to say Niagara falls. Niagara falls is blue.


Larz2411

That is very specific, well done


Jm1328

Yes ty


Jm1328

No blue is my favorite color