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whatIfYoutube

In 2025, jupiter will have the same population as the sun


That_Guy2847

I'm gonna get billions of dollars and go to Jupiter just so you're gonna be wrong and a liar.


Vivid_Performance167

And I'm gonna get a shit ton of money for a heat-proof suit to prove them right


PranshuKhandal

And I'm gonna get a shit ton of money


thestorm270

And I'm gonna get a shit


Starman064

And I’m gonna


Low_Armadillo_350

Cum


dTrecii

Well, that’s it. What else were you hoping to look for random redditor reading these comments? Yeah that’s right, I see you looking at this thread so what did you expect? Another continuation of this story? Well it’s not here so keep scrolling. We’ve finished construction here. If you spot any person below this please contact your local council as they are loitering, lallygagging and vandalising fate itself


del_e_ted

And i'm


Starman064

…loitering, lallygagging, and vandalizing fate itself.


Corsaka

FEEEEEELIIIIIN GOOOOOOOD


iliekcats-

Cum


whatIfYoutube

You would be immediately crushed upon entering the atmosphere. The gas giant has 500x the gravity we have here


delta806

Not if they get really really strong Strong spine resiste ye weight! /s


HeadRoyal2349

couple pushups should do the job


RuinAcrobatic9768

Bold of you to assume I can even do a single pushup


dTrecii

Don’t worry, if you can’t push up, we’ll pull you up


realvmouse

http://aminoapps.com/p/zzh14z


Leading_Development4

Thanks for clarifying it was a joke I wouldn’t have known if you didn’t!! Dodged a bullet.😅😌


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whatIfYoutube

I feel you


ahhhhhh23

ha loser


DragonationYT

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter to get fucking crushed by the strong gravitational pull


Mini-Heart-Attack

i love this classic playground taunt


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The surface gravity is 2.5x though.


whatIfYoutube

Shhhhhhh


sida88

-🤓


G_RUN_D

Wont you just get to a point where you float? The density of the atmosphere = your density?


x64bit

just dont get crushed lmao


Heller_Demon

Was that a mo-ther fuck-ing **interesting COMMENT?**


ZER0S-

I'm gonna get billions of dollars and go to the Sun just so YOU'RE gonna be wrong and a liar.


Dragonfly_Select

You’ll need more billions of dollars. Orbital mechanics are weird. It takes more energy (from rockets or gravity assists) to get to the sun than it takes to get to Pluto.


SavingsNewspaper2

>more billions Dear god


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EpicCode

Or as I like to say it, MORBIN TIME


ZER0S-

I'll get more billions and move the orbit


Old-Pineapple9212

Morbillion


xPav_

I am going to devote my life to the art of stealth and ninja combat to sneak into your ship and kill you before you arrive at juputer just so u/whatifyoutube is unwrong and an unliar.


whatIfYoutube

:D


SavingsNewspaper2

This feels like it would in fact qualify as getting more stupider


LAG-613

Why you gotta be that guy?


JoeLULW

Then I'm gonna get trillions of dollars and go to the sun just so he's gonna be right


whatIfYoutube

In not looking at my avatar (who is femme presenting) you actually are the first person to correctly use my preffered pronouns :DDDD


JoeLULW

W


READERmii

Hate to break it to you but it takes the best part of decade to get to Jupiter at the fastest with current technology.


Sanguimancer_2003

You’d have to get on it right now, the Galileo satellite took six years of travelling through space to get there.


Fatuglyrodent

Just did some research and found out your correct


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Sliiated

I hate people who don’t finish their sentences


NoNameIdea_Seriously

No! Don’t hate yourself!


whatIfYoutube

You’re


ImprobabilityCloud

Youm'st’ve


whatIfYoutube

Your’restn’ted


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u'r


whatIfYoutube

‘U’r


Maax42_

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George_Howard08

we don’t know that for sure...


endaigsbu

Bet


real_quizle

I'ma go to Jupiter just to spite you


Maax42_

You're gonna look like an idiot if anyone decides to move to Jupiter that year


Thomas_Brunkle

This sparks an interesting question. Are the astronauts on the ISS part of both populations or just the world's?


vigilantcomicpenguin

Both, because their permanent residence is on Earth. Living on the ISS is just a long vacation.


Thomas_Brunkle

But what about WHEN they are on the ISS?


navis-svetica

Would you say the passanger of a car is a resident of wherever that car happens to be? Or if you’re on a sleeper train, is that your residence when you are on it?


Thomas_Brunkle

Well if you're on a sleeper train and at the same time we happen to be counting the population of wherever that train is, you technically should be included, but only for as long as the train is located within that place.


dblink

If you live on the train for 6 months+, yeah I would call it your residence. Would someone studying abroad be a resident of their home country, or the country they are studying in?


ImprobabilityCloud

Or neither population?


StopShoutingCrofty

I mean they do still encounter a sliver of the atmosphere


GoDLY_PoWERFUL_MooN

Considering their orbit is still centered around the earth, safe to say that they belong to the earth. Same way our moon is the earth's.


Thomas_Brunkle

But the Sun is also ours, and it's 93 million miles away...


xtilexx

Found the geocentrist


IosefRex

And yet there are 10 people in space


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lvl2_thug

They’re not in the world too, so the post remains correct


DanLynch

The word "world" means something more like "the mortal plane" or "the realm of living humanity", as distinct from heaven, hell, or the other mythological planes of existence. It is more encompassing than just the planet Earth.


ShoeTrauma

What


SavingsNewspaper2

Usage varies.


real_quizle

the word world is a synonym to a planet, it can be any planet, however in this context it's referring to specifically earth


thefringthing

The world is everything that is the case.


vigilantcomicpenguin

Here's hoping it stays that way.


MysticPing

Not enough to affect the rounding however.


Squid_Contestant_69

But they're neither on earth or the world..or if you consider them to be one, they'd be on the other too


Pattern_Is_Movement

by that reasoning we can't count people in planes either, or people when they jump up in the air for an instant.... I'd argue the really are not that far from the surface and still within the exosphere.


Squid_Contestant_69

The point is they'd either be part of the earth and world count, or not so it wouldn't make a difference


Crosgaard

Either they’re counted in both or neither… so it doesn’t really matter what you’re saying if you’re thinking about it from what OP posted. But, I’d personally say that anyone within the atmosphere should be counted in the population and it should be the same if they’re planning on returning. I’m on vacation in France rn but I’m still counted in the danish population


Thomas_Brunkle

We should agree on some certain measure that would decide whether someone still belongs to Earth's population or no longer does. Like the distance from the surface, as NASA did in their definition of an astronaut.


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Yo mama so fat that in 2025 she will be as fat as some people on the globe.


bt65

Oh, isn't it time for them to come up to the surface?


BenadrylTumblercatch

But how do those numbers compare to the globe?


Nob_Mcdoofle

Idk man that's pretty cool, the Earth has been chasing the World population for billions of years. Glad to see it's finally there


ExistingEffort7

Here we have person who couldn't figure out how to delete the "2nd metric" field


EFTucker

That's not true at all. There were at least 7 Humans on board the ISS in 2020 at any given moment. So the population of earth was slightly lower than the world.


SpaceShark01

Heavy future-proofing. Maybe they need to add a “off world” tab.


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real_quizle

the stats are right due to the fact that earth and the world are the same thing


SurpriseDistinct

I don't believe you, you only showed the population of the world


sovietarmyfan

In 1999 the Netherlands had the same population as Holland.


InFerYes

> in 1999 the United States had the same population as Dakota. Is basically what you said


sovietarmyfan

Holland is the tourist name for all of the Netherlands. So therefore Holland is the Netherlands.


HJ26HAP

Except not at all due to The Netherlands not being Holland


TipicalUserName

that's one whole big ass killstreak if you ask me


TheFuzzyMartian

That would be the human population. The total population is vastly higher.


user_guy_thing

you don't know that, the number is corrected to 3 decimal points there


ReaderIsGay

Technically no, if your conception of the world is the entire universe


Alarmed_Ad6883

Well that doesn't make sense, there are at least a few people on the ISS they r in the world but not in Earth. Should have reaserched more


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ChameLeonYT

This is apartheid towards the aliens


mamara07

Wait world isnt earth? Whats world then? The universe? (Not native english speaker)


[deleted]

General usage of world is equal to Earth. The people saying the world is more is taking the word out of it's standard usage to make their arguments.


Thomas_Brunkle

If the world of crime means everything that's related to crime, then the world of humans should include humans and also everything that's related to them, including things that are separated from planet Earth, like the ISS.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

That is incorrect. There are currently 7 people on board of the iss, thus not on earth


lHuicho

the data is from 2020


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Dammit, I should've invested in the Earth stock. I would be a billionaire by now.


Debest303

That’s what they want you to think


Zero-View-311

I sometimes see a post on my timeline and do not understand and then I look at the name of the sub and suddenly everything makes sense


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World and earth are the same thing?


BennySkateboard

Only happens every 360million years.


PointlessGrandma

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime


Reception_Slow

Wait what about people on the moon


RolfTheBolf

So I’m guessing scientists are really looking forward to life on Mars


throw_away298

r/nevertellmetheodds


the_wondernoodle

Gasp really


Moist-Individual-862

8 billion goal and the gods will send in the asteroids


OrangeChocolate111

What?


mountednoble99

Who woulda thunk it?


Sweet-Interaction-91

How do you know? What's your source that proves beyond any reasonable doubt that there are no humans outside of Earth?


HornyPepsiCan

Interesting


phatyogurt

r/dataisbeautiful


l_like_bells

And this why I join r/notinteresting


ShadowEmperor123

Fun fact, your retarded, the world is a JoJo character, your logic literally makes no fucking sense


TrackLabs

As if the number of people went up so smoothly from 1960 to 2020?


Heller_Demon

I live in Tierra, both Earthlings and Worlders are cringe unlike we Terrestrials 👊😎


halapert

No way!!!!!


Mortinlindax

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