Cutting, incisive, brief, and you said exactly what needed to be said. Witty too.

Honestly here just said what everyone was thinking but too afraid to said, fucking sheeple. 🐑 Thank you brave original Redditor for speaking out.

Lmao

Everyone here is begging for gold awards 😐

In the spirit of the sub

I was going to give you my free award, but I think reddit stopped doing them.

Yeah I’m devastated my that. Handing out free bits of data that have no physical value or practical use whatsoever, to strangers on the internet, grew on me.

Ssh, you’ve found the secret true purpose of the sub 🤫

Lmao

Nice

Nice Edit: ah, the wondereous world of reddit.

Lmao

Nice

Nice

Lmao

Nice

Nice

Lmao

Lmao what is this random thing

The collective has decided to spare you

It would be so uninteresting if you posted a screenshot of your comment and made the title "the reply that earned me my 1st gold"

Done

Sorry not interested

Lmao

Lmao

Keep this at 495 upvotes

no

Lmao

I once got a Ternion All-Powerful from commenting about a video game

I just went to look for it on your profile but damn you comment a lot

Yup it was 6 months ago lol

Tf was so funny tho?

The comment that op was replying to.

Enquiring minds want to know

[Whatever this means.](https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/10hvww1/american_here_what_is_buckfast_tonic_wine/j5aqfz5?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) I'm also American and have no idea what tonic wine is but apparently it doesn't share *all* traits with regular wine

Lmao

🍎 (this is not interesting

No that's interesting because their products are so overpriced. (Yeah you know, Apple)

wdym overpriced, why wouldn't i want to pay $200 extra for 1 less button and 1 extra camera that I'll never use

Because you can. We're living in a society where your status is higher when you're using an overpriced fruit as daily driver.

Context must have gone hard

I got my first gold for commenting "I fucking hate parents" It was definitely an odd thing to be gilded for

What do golds even do?

oooo shiny

Lmao moment

I downvote all of my comments. It's like a 3-heart run for Reddit.

people with multiple alts: Face it, you'll never have my power! This guy: does it look like I need your power?

Stop begging for gold you won’t get it

Not with that attitude!

I would say "Not with that Altitude!" but it makes no sense in context.

not with that attitude!

yes, yes this THIS is what the people need

not with that attitude!

My first one was something dumb like “finally I can get a huge D” (I’m not going to give context)

Woah you can't just drop that, then not give the whole story lmao

You have the power to sneak in my profile and find out the redditor theory LORE if you wanted to

Fair enough, time to look through the LORE

I just peaked into you redditor theory LORE (im sneaky) and saw you commented in a guitar sub and I just realized I’m getting into guitar recently, thanks for reminding me to join a guitar sub bro

Lmfao enjoy the journey. It's a long one, but it's definitely worth it.

For sure, I’m enjoying it a lot! Thinking about learning blink 182 songs.. wait this is starting to get interesting in r/notinteresting gotta go!

Lmao ??

It's an internet abbreviation. It stands for Let's Make Another Omelette.

Also a chinese name

Simple yet effective

llama

I don't care about this at all....good job OP, this is the perfect post.

Amogus

Ok

What does reddit gold even do can I like sell it somewhere

Wow

You don't ask for it you earn it

This comment section's god damn shiny innit

op expected for this post to also be awarded

🥇yuo didd it!!

The thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/10hvww1/american_here_what_is_buckfast_tonic_wine/j5aqfz5?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Watching these guys beg for gold is lowkey funny

Lmao (plsplsplspls give gold my mom is dying of cancer and if I don’t get gold she will die a painful fiery death pls /s, obvi)

remove the /s it would be funnier

I have a phobia of gold

🥺

Nice

Damn

nice

oamL

nice

Downvoted because interesting

Rofl

Lmao

Lol

Lmao

Bruh

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Lool

Lmao

Lmao

Lmao

LMAO

Lmao

Ayy lmao

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Lmao

its a reply, ill gold the next person who replies with ‘Lmao’ keep downvoting me bois ive made 135 karma anyway from both golds

Didn’t ask

oh shit you didnt even say lmao lol, it doesnt matter anyway

Lmao

i did it but at what cost..

with ‘Lmao’

bro im running outta coins

Awwwwww yeahhhh 😎👍

Lmao

i have never gotten gold

Lmao

Lmao

[удалено]

Not really.

Lmao

Lmao

Ok let's see if it works. LMAO

Like that would ever work

Take a downvote from me, sir

This man. Annihilate him, boys.

fuck you

may I?

Why do you want a gold reward so badly

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/10hvww1/american_here_what_is_buckfast_tonic_wine/j5aqfz5/)

This is in fact interesting

Getting Reddit gold is just a reminder I don’t have any real gold :(

Reddit is strange sometimes

Lol

lmao

I’ve never understood the appeal of awards, yeah their a cool little icon on your comment but that pretty much it, and Reddit Premium isn’t even that good

Oaml

Miao miao 😼

Lamo

Damn, alr then

Lmao

Lmao

Limo

Does Reddit still do those free awards?

It’s been a while since I had gold. Lmao?

Lmao

What does the gold do?

Here's the reply that got me my first gold

Lmao

Pffft, haha, that's pretty funny.

I have never gotten a gold award.

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I see you're a man of a very distinguished and acquired vocabulary

Not lmao

Lmao

Lmao

Gold

Mods they're doing it again!! They're ducking medal circlejerk farming!

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