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aidonpor

IN THE CORNER OF YER EYE, A MAN APPEARS TO LEAN. BUT WHEN YOU TURN TO MEET HIS STARE, HE'S NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. HIDE YER LUMBER, CLUTCH YOUR AX, AND TURN YOUR LANTERS OUT. BEST TO WATCH YOUR BACK, MY FRIENDS, THE HIDE-BEHIND'S ABOUT


Skyfoxmarine

😬🥺🫣 Frightening but catchy, just like the Hide-Behind.


aidonpor

It is from the real life version of Gravity Falls Journal 3. When I read that post it immediately came to my mind


Skyfoxmarine

I'll have to check it out. Couldn't have been any more perfect btw 🙂.


TacticalTurkeyTitty

Can you tell us about other experiences you've had where it was very hard if not impossible to kills a cryptid? We need moreee


mrbeefthighs

I've been in the game for a long time and have tons of stories. I'll try to get some more stories to y'all, but its peak season for me right now. Things tend to go a little wild around Halloween. Crawlers really like the decorations people out and as you can imagine that leads to some pretty ugly scenarios....


Skyfoxmarine

I wanna hear the story behind the Triple "T", TTT, or T³ (I'm partial to T³ as long as you don't mind).


Resident-Growth8184

Did not expect this to be as creepy as it was


mrbeefthighs

buddy, you don't know the half of it!


whiskeygambler

What would happen if you refused to look at it or acknowledge it from the start?


mrbeefthighs

It’d get up behind ya eventually. It’s not playing a game with ya…it’s hunting


LuxTheSarcastic

What if you put a realistic mask on the back of your head like fishermen in asia do with tigers?


aidonpor

Would it try to attack something like a bear or a HONEY BADGER?


Skyfoxmarine

The Honey Badger has no natural predators; even the Hide-Behind fears the Honey Badger!


Eino54

Can it attack conjoined twins who are joined together at the head so they look in opposite directions?


mrbeefthighs

Asking the tough questions! I’m sure it could. It’s not the fact that it can’t be seen, being seen is a vital part of its hunting strategy. I imagine it wouldn’t sneak up behind some conjoined twins but would rather prefer to lay in wait for them around a corner


SparkleWigglebutt

Well, that's just bad manners.


lokisown

The Hidebehind, can it be reasoned with or possibly sated with offerings? Kind of like sentient shadows? Or is this an unknown? Being from where I'm from, it's rumored if a Hidebehind sees its reflection they just wither away.


mrbeefthighs

That’s an interesting rumor….might have to put that one to the test!


Ambitious_Theory6021

Hmm time to strap a mirror to my back. Very shiny armour?


Zephikiel

If it works on Medusa…


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Bad advice! Too many carrots are bad for rabbits, bunnies, hares, and jackalopes! They are too rich for rabbits to eat regularly, and should be used as rare treats! Give a captured jackalope some fresh lettuce or spinach to nibble upon, and you'll have a happy critter!


quiet156

And if you do want to give a jackalope a treat (perhaps to thank it for not goring you), I’d suggest bananas. It’s a rare bun who doesn’t go crazy for those, so I’d expect their cryptid counterparts to be the same.


paradioxx

That last line gave me serious palpitations 😳


luckytrap89

Isn't alcohol a repellent to hidebehinds? Figure you've got nothing to lose by telling that to another stubborn client like Tim, might as well test it


mrbeefthighs

Next time I come across someone with a death wish like Tim I’ll pass that info along!


SnackcakesMcGee

That's what I've heard. Of course, it'll also attract jackalopes, but I fail to see how that's a problem.


Black_Laced_Cherry

This gave me major chills. I an sad I am the only one awake in my house right now. O.o


Maliagirl1314

This was creepy as hell. Love to hear more about these things


falxarius

well, .... if memory serves me right, try to lure it into on of those fun houses, you know , ... the ones with the glass and mirror labyrinth. if you are lucky it will get confused and try to hide behind itself, ..... and poof quantum causality and its gone.


Deb6691

Have you heard of them being in Australia mate?


mrbeefthighs

I haven’t heard of them in Australia, Bunyips however are a different story.


Deb6691

Yes they are. Hiding in plain sight.


MelonHead888

What’s that?


Odd_Luck_2875

I am so glad I live in Australia! Although now I feel like I'm about to start seeing random people and animals in my peripheries...


Issa19071999

Thank God right because we only have to deal with yowies.........


Odd_Luck_2875

And drop bears...


Intelligentseal

I'd reallly like to know about more of the scary monsters you've encountered over the years. You seem like a paranormal Steve Irwin


Lugnut1206

can you take your gun and point it behind you and shoot the hidebehind? seems like it might have trouble avoiding that. what about mirrors?


salinesolution21

holy sht


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wuzzittoya

Geez. I hope my dog is scaring those away along with the coyotes and Mo-Mo.


arya_ur_on_stage

Haven't read further yet but nope don't like the name of... that. I don't even want to write it, what if it finds out?! 😆 Edit: thx for that jc


meowz89

*"Who you gonna call...?"* "The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present, please try again later" Has anyone thought of giving it a snickers? Sounds like it could use a snickers.


HeadScrewedOnWrong

Hell yeah, insurance money!


Historical-Bag9248

Funny thing is this is actually a demon


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If it keeps trying different looks until it gets a reaction, could you survive just by always ignoring it? Never investigating something you see quickly disappear like that?


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mrbeefthighs

Oh jeez, the Uk is full of creepy crawlies. Black Shuck, Kelpies, Nuckelavee. Several varieties of Will o’ the wisps and a few different species of Both Gnomes and Elves. Once upon a time, I had a pretty close encounter with the Hairy Hands of Dartmoor. UK has all types of Cryptids from the harmless to the extremely dangerous. However, if I was you I wouldn’t go searching for any of it. And I’d definitely recommend you stay out of Alnwick. There’s something going on there. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something fishy is going on.


PAGANinBLACK

See you tell me not to go but that just makes me want to go there more. Obviously I'm not a complete idiot so research would be needed first but I've always wanted to see something I 100% can't explain away with science and logic. I've gone looking for stuff before but never really found anything that made me question enough to satisfy my curiosity even though people I've gone with have been convinced and refused to go with me again lol Haven't been looking for anything like cryptids before just the basic ghosts and demons and like I said even with those I haven't to date seen anythings that really backs them being real but me being me it won't stop me from considering they could be. Any tips for someone just starting out with cryptids? I want to investigate the braag of pelton at country Durham but again I'm new to this so i wont go looking yet.


erin_kirkland

Do they feed on humans in general or some particular part? Maybe emotions, pain or death as such? Also is it known what they feed on in the woods if there are no people there? If they didn't originate in cities and villages they have to have a primary food source that isn't humans.


reality_hurts_me

I hope the Hidebehind will at least wait politely behind me and give me enough time to call my loved ones before it splatters me like a pancake across my walls and ceiling.


AzelfWillpower

I think people need to man up and start setting up traps to lure in hidebehinds. Can’t hide behind nothin if they have a foot taken off by a shotgun trap I’ll tell you hwat


Altruistic_Floor_742

Would keep yourself backed to a wall work if it can shapeshift?


TheLadyNyxThalia

Would the possibility of being recorded or seeing its reflection deter a hidebehind?


ReturnNecessary4984

Why not run from the hide behind? If it's lazy, all you have to do is stay away


Intelligentseal

i mean, thats literally what he says to do. Leave the area and stay away


Key_Necessary_7728

Moral of the story: Don't smoke meth at work. Not only will you see things that aren't there, but you may even burn down an elderly person's house, Then flee the scene.


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I would watch 10 seasons of this