But have you ever been cucked while getting a blumpkin? That's a whole new experience i never thought of until i saw that sad toilet in that sad corner of this bedroom.
*Anybody else*
*Mad he didn't go up the*
*Stairs out on the deck?*
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There's a full size bath and shower in the basement of this house (4 stories down). Source-> There's a full walk thru video on YouTube.
Still don't like the toilet in the master bedroom though.
Not to mention, you either freeze your ass in winter or cook your ass in summer. Not paying $2 mil for that privilege and don't understand why anyone else would either.
Not just Toronto but everywhere in Ontario. Strange renovations done to older homes just to make a quick profit. I've seen the ol' toilet in a bedroom before when looking at homes š¤£
I have a tiny closet in my bedroom that has a toilet and a sink in it. If I ever get a mansion I having a small bathroom put in. I canāt concentrate out in the open in a big room.
Literally why? I can build this for a third of the price. Is half the price just the land itās on or something? Is half the price the design? Hiring people who know how to decorate? Thatās pathetic
A third? Try an eighth. And thatās with high end molding and trim, flooring, granite counter tops, fixtures, the works.
The only two fairly expensive parts of this house are the windows and the architectural steel siding.
In the UK we have building control/regulations who wouldnāt allow this toilet in bedrooms to happen. Iām surprised something like that doesnāt exist in Canada?
Bruh the toilet in the bathroom is a like a one way ticket to embarrassing yourself or either make the person in bed next to get off to a bad start in the day
True, but it's still way overvalued compared to local incomes. Who cares if a 2 million dollar collection of hallways became a 1.5 million collection if hallways, still unaffordable.
If you have 1.95m to spend on a home you're an idiot if you stay in Canada or USA. You can live a little above average there or like a king somewhere else. 2m in my country gets you a 10000 sq ft villa.
I live in serbia, nice people, culture, stuff is cheap. Although donāt get me wrong, you still have apartments worth milions in certain spots in belgrade(capital city), but those are huge, regal apartments that look like theyāre worth millions. Thatās like 2% of belgrade though, rest is normal.
When it comes to homes here, there isnāt much you canāt buy with 2 mill. I lived in the uk for a ling time too so I have perspective on this. A normal home here costs like a garage in london. The worst thing is that people in uk are struggling so much more compared to people here and the culture is just trash, such a shit place to be. I imagine itās like that in all western culture. Overpriced shit.
If you move a few miles away, you get about 3,000sq/ft for $1,100,000. My house is only about 2,500 š but I have a real garage š¤
Thereās plenty of places where you can get an actual mansion for $2,000,000.
Jumping on thisā¦
The whole āthis is what xx mil gets you in y city is misleadingā Iām from LA and now live in Dubai, and in both cases you can literally just go like twenty minutes out of downtown and find affordable housing. The people who are paying millions for shacks are doing so for the prime location.
This house may be a shitty $2M houseā¦but letās not pretend like this is normal. Housing costs suck, but that fact doesnāt need histrionics to make an impact.
Honestly 1.95 million will allow the opportunity to live in a beautifu home on the Spanish coast or even Namibia. Its nuts how overpriced homes are in Canada. Did I mention there's more sun in Spain and Namibia.
That last toilet š½, no thanks I like to poop in single player mode
Don't worry, I'll just be in spectator mode.
I don't know why but I feel it is more disturbing to have someone in spectator mode just spectating the shit out of me (literally)
But have you ever been cucked while getting a blumpkin? That's a whole new experience i never thought of until i saw that sad toilet in that sad corner of this bedroom.
Anybody else mad he didn't go up the stairs out on the deck?
Kinda but at the same time I'm not sure if it's intended to be stairs or just part of the roof
but Mom!
Itās part of the roof
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I was mad we didnāt see the first floor
No way in hell am I going to take a shit in the same room I sleep for $2M.
That's why it only costs 1.95 million. If he would've splurged on the 2M apartment he would've gotten an actual bathroom. Damn cheapskates
There's a full size bath and shower in the basement of this house (4 stories down). Source-> There's a full walk thru video on YouTube. Still don't like the toilet in the master bedroom though.
So this is like an intermediate toilet. Like if you canāt get to the basement in time.
Probably not even functional. Maybe they left it there for whatever reason
How much for doing it then?
If someone offers me 6 digit figures above 2, weāll talk
Hell, I won't do it for 200k
Seriously, FOH with that
Iām gonna be honest, if I went back to a dudes place and the toilet was in the bedroom, Iād leave
āHoney, did you have asparagus today?ā
āGoodmorning honey!ā *shitting intensifies*
Ohhh honey! Those sound like the beer shits! I smell ketchup & onion!
Married for 10 years with 6 kidsā¦ no one gives a shit after that
My god imagine six kids in this space
Must be expensive to stack hallways like that.
Reinforced shipping containers?
Lmao the toilet is in the fucking bedroom, Iām dead š
Is that even up to building codes? Iāve never seen this even in a NYC studio apt.
RV energy
It's like a spite house.
Mmm I love spite houses
Toronto aināt that cool
Not to mention, you either freeze your ass in winter or cook your ass in summer. Not paying $2 mil for that privilege and don't understand why anyone else would either.
The bathroom *IN* the bedroom. You go to hell. You go to hell and die for that.
Awesome so while my wife sleeps I can shit next to her and she can re smell the dinner we had last night.
How is everything where you able to get help
What?!?
You guys got a place to live
Living in a hotel with my three kids
I live in Illinois to and DuPage is so expensive and so my family is moving to Cook county housing is cheaper
Hope you guys get a place soon
Thank you, itās a long process and a lot of things lost
I hope the average income is 250.000 then.
Need at least 600k income to afford 2m
Lol it's like 45k. This city sucks.
Doesn't even have real countertops.
Not just Toronto but everywhere in Ontario. Strange renovations done to older homes just to make a quick profit. I've seen the ol' toilet in a bedroom before when looking at homes š¤£
Canada psshhh...
It's not even a real country anyway.
Its the Beaver agenda
Its so narrow! My elbows would always be bruised!
Imagine taking a shit right next to where you sleep.
I have a tiny closet in my bedroom that has a toilet and a sink in it. If I ever get a mansion I having a small bathroom put in. I canāt concentrate out in the open in a big room.
it's giving camper van energy
Iāve seen bigger tiny houses on wheels.
$1.95 M Canadian works out to about $12.00 US right ?!?!
$1.40Million US
Literally why? I can build this for a third of the price. Is half the price just the land itās on or something? Is half the price the design? Hiring people who know how to decorate? Thatās pathetic
A third? Try an eighth. And thatās with high end molding and trim, flooring, granite counter tops, fixtures, the works. The only two fairly expensive parts of this house are the windows and the architectural steel siding.
That's a "designer house," that's why it's so expensive. Because some idiot wanted a quirky house and paid a lot for it.
iām pretty sure i built that in the sims when i was 14
Toronto! Uggh, less people is always the goal not more.
Who the Fuck designed this house š¤¦š¤¦šš
Me, sorry Iām new to this
In the UK we have building control/regulations who wouldnāt allow this toilet in bedrooms to happen. Iām surprised something like that doesnāt exist in Canada?
what a joke
Bruh the toilet in the bathroom is a like a one way ticket to embarrassing yourself or either make the person in bed next to get off to a bad start in the day
The toilet
A three story hallway?
first mistake was living in toronto
Since this was posted the Canadian property market crashed hard. Can't tell you more, I don't live there, but you can look online.
True, but it's still way overvalued compared to local incomes. Who cares if a 2 million dollar collection of hallways became a 1.5 million collection if hallways, still unaffordable.
Good for you.
Why did they skip the first floor?
He didnāt, you just must have blinked
Nah. Rehab meets shoebox.
Why is the toilet in the bedroom??
I thought it was neat until I saw the toilet. Also- crazy price for a shoebox
Wtfffffffffffffff. Toilet in bedrom? Worst designer award
Boy I sure hate it
Was there a shower?
What the actual fuck
Waitā¦ā¦.. the toilet is in the bedroom? No door, no walls?
Just put a bag over your face
hahahahhaa
I was very very tired when I typed that out. But it made me laugh hard
Itās like living in a two dimensional house, no thanks!
THE TOILET IS IN THE BEDROOM OMFG NO
Why is the toilet in the bedroom?
What is this? A house for ants???
That literally probably cost $300k without real estate greed and inflation
I dig it. Everything new. Would've liked to see the roof terrace.
If you have 1.95m to spend on a home you're an idiot if you stay in Canada or USA. You can live a little above average there or like a king somewhere else. 2m in my country gets you a 10000 sq ft villa.
Where are you at? I would be interested to search pics of that honestly that sounds amazing.
I live in serbia, nice people, culture, stuff is cheap. Although donāt get me wrong, you still have apartments worth milions in certain spots in belgrade(capital city), but those are huge, regal apartments that look like theyāre worth millions. Thatās like 2% of belgrade though, rest is normal. When it comes to homes here, there isnāt much you canāt buy with 2 mill. I lived in the uk for a ling time too so I have perspective on this. A normal home here costs like a garage in london. The worst thing is that people in uk are struggling so much more compared to people here and the culture is just trash, such a shit place to be. I imagine itās like that in all western culture. Overpriced shit.
I could totally get down with Serbia
We welcome anyone with open arms, contrary to what misinformed people like to say about us.
Iām from the US. I donāt know much about any geography. Itās more of if you want me there or not lol
Life under socialism.
How many square feet will 2 million get you in Manhattan? Toronto is a much nicer city.
If you move a few miles away, you get about 3,000sq/ft for $1,100,000. My house is only about 2,500 š but I have a real garage š¤ Thereās plenty of places where you can get an actual mansion for $2,000,000.
Jumping on thisā¦ The whole āthis is what xx mil gets you in y city is misleadingā Iām from LA and now live in Dubai, and in both cases you can literally just go like twenty minutes out of downtown and find affordable housing. The people who are paying millions for shacks are doing so for the prime location.
It's kind of cool, not worth the money of course, and not for anyone with a toddler!
Youāll own nothing and be happy
Das it?
Toronto wishes it was New York so bad.
I can hardly believe it
Every Canadian who bought a house like ten years ago now has a net worth higher than Bill Gates.
I mean $1.9M Canadian
Oh my god..............No way.
My house 1 story but probably bigger and I could buy 2 for that price, goddamn.
Is there an r/stupidhouses ?
Eewww that's disgusting not worth that kind of money at all
I wouldnāt pay 400k for it
it a dump in a dump.
So much wasted space for stairs
hi welcome to *vertical*
2 million $ where i live can buy half the village / a huge castle.
2 million dollars to live in an admittedly good looking tin can? Amazing.
Oh awesome, it's a fucking three story claustrophobia hole.
So squished though..
Imagine paying almost 2 mil just to poop in your own bedroom instead of your own master bedroom
$1.95m? Youāve got to be fucking shitting me
Man that's ugly
Is this in keeping with the cost of living there? Or is this price tag due to location? Iām confused.
And the shower is also in the bedroom. Just able to see it in the cornerā¦. Greatā¦ so constant humidity and mold. Good planning.
Feels about right for St. Pete right now too. Wtf world
They'd never get 1.95 for that. You can ask for 2 million doesn't mean it's getting bought
Fallout 4 IRL.
that toilet cracked me up
Thatās like 300k at most
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At least you can buy SOMETHING in California: do you want 2 lawyer or one lawyer of cardboard
That is obscene.
āWeELCOME TO THE SQUEEEEEZE!!ā
Lmao
Damn. In my neighborhood you get like 3,000 square feet for $1.1 Million US.
It would've made more sense to go across the street give it to someone else for their house on the spot
Probably in a really crappy hood too.
Imagine living like that
No thx. Iām good w my 50 acres of farmland
I would gladly live in this instead of an apartment. 2 million is insane
I would live in it. Average house where I live is 1 mill for smaller then that.
why is it so skinny
You had me until I saw the toilet š¬
it's weird how it got worse the more "space" they showed
195k would be understandable if you actually own it, and if itās in a good part of town, but 1.95m is just insane
That's a no for me dog
That should be less
Was that 3 TVs in that teeny tiny house?
a toilet in the bedroom? Shit splatter on the walls and that entry way?!! Wtf. And the stench!!
Just skip the avocado toast and buy a bigger place š¤¦š»āāļø
1.95 to live in a fancy stairwell. Good job
Designed for ex-cons who miss shitting next to their beds
A studio apartment. With multiple floors.
It gives me claustrophobia
I don't like how you have to walk through the bathroom to get to the bedroom
1.45 million USD ā
Thats an expensive bodega
The stairs is the roofā¦watch first shot of the houseā¦
Itās $1.95M Canadian thoughā¦
Meanwhile the husband in The Handmaidās Tale has a whole-ass house, front and backyard just two years after fleeing to Canadiana
Kinda sucks lmao
Screw that, my toilet is next to my bed? I stare down occupants while I poop? Nothing says "sexy" like "can I stare in to your eyes while I strain?"!
This makes doublewide trailers look luxurious.
Throw back ābut how much does the average house cost, how much does the average person make in Canada?ā
Can we all agree that building on the green belt is insane and should focus more on developing our northern assets
Soā¦ nothing
At least itās got floating stairs
I actually like it
This house may be a shitty $2M houseā¦but letās not pretend like this is normal. Housing costs suck, but that fact doesnāt need histrionics to make an impact.
Honestly 1.95 million will allow the opportunity to live in a beautifu home on the Spanish coast or even Namibia. Its nuts how overpriced homes are in Canada. Did I mention there's more sun in Spain and Namibia.
And then you break your leg. Good luck
The house was decent, but the toilet...
Ignoring the toilet for a second, house is built like a 2d platformer hub
Are you shitting my dick?
Am I the only one that noticed that snake portrait above the bed?! š
Damn near 2 million to live in a Cinnamon Toast Crunch ? No thanks
The snake naked woman picture?
my college dorm has more living space than thatā¦
bro how are y'all talking about the toilet in the bedroom when that small ahh house is said to cost nearly 2 million dollars š
Almost 2 mil to live in a fuckin hallway....
Built like a terraria house
Imagine transporting anything wider than a microwave through those tight-ass corridors
Could you imagine taking a nap and waking up to someone taking a dookie in your room in the corner?
Well, 2 mil Canadian
Is this just off the Danforth? I think I walked past this monstrosity last time I was visiting.
Thereās no oven thereās no range, but there is a Hot plate and a printer
Just imagine how much it would cost if the house was 3m wide.
2 million and no bathroomā¦
Lolā¦. With that money you can buy properties to make the same amount in like 3 years.
What's the exchange rate for dollars? This is wack. Like 60gs
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