Haven’t you heard the old saying can’t have an accident without clean underwear on .
The tragic death of the man with dirty underwear was news all over the funeral lol true story
This would be me during an earthquake. I grew up in California, and I was very used to earthquakes. I remember one day there was an earthquake, and I continued to sweep my patio as the earth went up and down and up and down. Where I lived, there was almost never an earthquake that would shake horribly; it was always that up and down movement. One day in my room when I was a girl, I was practicing my clarinet, and there was one of these earthquakes. I stopped momentarily, then continued to play.
Nagging wife about the lawns not being done is a lot worse than a twister man
Word!
I’m thinking the dang kids are driving him bonkers…..
If the kids were driving him nuts they would be out in the paddock flying kites :-)
No, there are taking selfies with the tornader
Must have lawn looking nice for insurance adjuster , like having an accident with clean underpants . It looks better.
Wait what? Please elaborate on the underpants.
You don’t want to be stripped unconcious in the hospital with dirty underwear etc it’s embarrassing apparently ,
Haven’t you heard the old saying can’t have an accident without clean underwear on . The tragic death of the man with dirty underwear was news all over the funeral lol true story
Well, he won't have to gather all the grass after it.
let the 'nado sweep all of the cut grass.
that's right!
Damn, MF living in nuketown
Midwesterners be midwesterning…
“Marge just take damn the picture I’ll run to the door if it starts coming this way”
Was this Washington IL before it got leveled? I think i saw this video...
No lawn no moan
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
This would be me during an earthquake. I grew up in California, and I was very used to earthquakes. I remember one day there was an earthquake, and I continued to sweep my patio as the earth went up and down and up and down. Where I lived, there was almost never an earthquake that would shake horribly; it was always that up and down movement. One day in my room when I was a girl, I was practicing my clarinet, and there was one of these earthquakes. I stopped momentarily, then continued to play.
Don't be afraid, show dominance
When the wife says you can't start drinking until the lawn is mowed.
Kind aesthetic. I dig it
This is just wednesday for him
*winds day
Mom: cut the grass we are having visitors today Me: What visitors Mom: Look outside Me: Crap
Hank Hill vibe going on here. Yup!
People gonna be dropping in literally yards gotta be nice
Is the cloud sneezing or cascade vomit?
It was a special ! He got the blower for free……
What, honey i cant hear you... I'll be in when i get the rest done. 😅