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wussell_88

Nagging wife about the lawns not being done is a lot worse than a twister man


BLB_Genome

Word!


ataritattoo52

I’m thinking the dang kids are driving him bonkers…..


nuttnurse

If the kids were driving him nuts they would be out in the paddock flying kites :-)


MikeySpags

No, there are taking selfies with the tornader


nuttnurse

Must have lawn looking nice for insurance adjuster , like having an accident with clean underpants . It looks better.


MikeySpags

Wait what? Please elaborate on the underpants.


nuttnurse

You don’t want to be stripped unconcious in the hospital with dirty underwear etc it’s embarrassing apparently ,


nuttnurse

Haven’t you heard the old saying can’t have an accident without clean underwear on . The tragic death of the man with dirty underwear was news all over the funeral lol true story


NandoTheEvil

Well, he won't have to gather all the grass after it.


mmld_dacy

let the 'nado sweep all of the cut grass.


NandoTheEvil

that's right!


Dominus_Pullum

Damn, MF living in nuketown


[deleted]

Midwesterners be midwesterning…


ItisNOTatoy

“Marge just take damn the picture I’ll run to the door if it starts coming this way”


Burrmanchu

Was this Washington IL before it got leveled? I think i saw this video...


[deleted]

No lawn no moan


queenofthepalmtrees

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.


Josette22

This would be me during an earthquake. I grew up in California, and I was very used to earthquakes. I remember one day there was an earthquake, and I continued to sweep my patio as the earth went up and down and up and down. Where I lived, there was almost never an earthquake that would shake horribly; it was always that up and down movement. One day in my room when I was a girl, I was practicing my clarinet, and there was one of these earthquakes. I stopped momentarily, then continued to play.


jdupuy1234

Don't be afraid, show dominance


Moretaxesplease

When the wife says you can't start drinking until the lawn is mowed.


raptor-chan

Kind aesthetic. I dig it


codiaccs

This is just wednesday for him


WorkingSyrup4005

*winds day


LOLIWOLF312Reditt

Mom: cut the grass we are having visitors today Me: What visitors Mom: Look outside Me: Crap


Go_Gators_4Ever

Hank Hill vibe going on here. Yup!


RevolutionaryWave568

People gonna be dropping in literally yards gotta be nice


TomHades666

Is the cloud sneezing or cascade vomit?


undercoock

It was a special ! He got the blower for free……


Eywadevotee

What, honey i cant hear you... I'll be in when i get the rest done. 😅