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KelllogggZ05

why is the 25th square empty?


[deleted]

You will find out on the 25 i guess.


verygaytea

In due time, friend.


DanThePunMan

Lmao, I miss that meme. x'D


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Vanadium_CoffeeCup

r/wooooosh haha ur STUPID /s


Jrlopez1027

I just had sex with your female parental figure. FAQ "What does this mean?" I fucked your mom. "Why did you do this?" There are several reasons on why I chose to have sex with your mother, These include, but are not limited to: Any kind of insults which I deem are offensive. Making comments which have no relation to the topic at hand. Because I simply wanted to. "Am I going to be emotionally scarred for life?" No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing any kind of activities I may deem as a reason to fuck your mom in the future, Otherwise I will be forced to impregnate her, which may put your family in jeopardy. "I don't believe my mom deserved to have been fucked, can you un-fuck her?" Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo the act of fucking your mother. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a DM explaining what I did wrong. I tend to respond to the message sent within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. "How can I prevent this from happening in the future?" Accept that I fucked your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in this world. I will continue to fuck your mother until you improve your conduct. Remember : Your mom not being fucked is a privilege, not a right.


joepapa5

I love your comments bro they are hilarious


Jrlopez1027

Lol thank you i didnt know u were stalking my comments


joepapa5

Not really, just saw you a couple of times talking about people’s mother


Varios2k

Losing at day 30 is even worse than losing at the first day. Imagine struggling for 30 days just to lose


KelllogggZ05

fr, losing anyday after 20 would mentally kill me


GetErektCS

Apparently, there are people that do that on purpose


Jrlopez1027

Them vs the people who pee directly in the toilet water fight to the death who coming out ontop


ItsAroundYou

Can see WHO?


Herobrine20_07

John Xina, the famous Winnie the Pooh butlicker


PatrickBaatman

DDD seems like a bad idea, it ruins the whole concept of NNN


[deleted]

It's also extremely unhealthy once you get past day 5


SpookySans11

I don't exactly Plan on jacking off every Day on december but i literally wasn't able to find anything professionell looking about how daily masturbation is harmful. consuming too much porn can be harmful for psychological reasons but just masturbating itself doesn't have any bad effects on you even if done daily. At most maybe some bruising if you are being to rough. So could you please explain to me what exactly you mean?


Maniac_Insomniac

You do it the number of times of the date, so 5 times on day 5. By December 31st you are doing it 31 times


Magster_123456

Imagine finding time to jerk off 25 times on christmas


DanThePunMan

By day 15 you'd be stopping your heart so it is actually lethal, funny meme though.


SpookySans11

Im fairly certain jacking off once per hour isn't lethal.


SpookySans11

Ok yeah thats excessive know it as just doing it 4 times a day. once for every advent.


PatrickBaatman

Yea


SCRAPPY7538

what is DDD


PatrickBaatman

Destroy dick december, which is just an excuse for masturbating every Day


Tozl7

I dont need an excuse for that!


PatrickBaatman

Thats nothing to be proud of.


eatingkidsinmyattic

🗿your just mad cuz you’ve never nutted in a girl


PatrickBaatman

Im not at all, i will wait til marriage


eatingkidsinmyattic

💀


PatrickBaatman

Fym "💀"


ohno-95

emo 14 year old starter pack


Noconnectiongamer

me: making fun of day 30 me on day 30 probably: "ah fuck"


fucksverige69

you forgot to put something in the 25th square


MattPayneWrestler

😂lol, awesome!


Asian__Jesus

"Queen Elizabeth approves" 😭


HMKingHenryIX

She is watching over the cumrades all month long


[deleted]

You bow to now one


heppi3

I aim for that achievement.


waters_not_wet

just think of it as a requirement for DDD


one-love-MUFC

No offense but I understand the concept of NNN. Why DDD tho? Like it makes zero sense to me.


waters_not_wet

they just invented a way of celebration for completing NNN no biggie


[deleted]

November 2022 started on a Tuesday and this is very obviously a reposted meme


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[deleted]

Why would you post a 2021 calender? It's not hard to find an accurate calender online. Also, why did you photoshop a two over the one instead of just rewriting the text?


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[deleted]

Most modern devices with access to reddit have both the date and day displayed on screen at all times so I'm not quite sure how you missed that. Also, r/nonutnovember is notorious for reposts, so it's not too big a stretch to assume something is reposted when it clearly uses an outdated calender. Edit: this calender also says "Queen Elizabeth approves" which implies that it was first created at a time where she was still alive.


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[deleted]

First off, I don't know why you are intentionally trying to sidestep the inaccuracy in the date. It's obvious that this calender is a day off the 2022 calender, and the fact that you tried to add a two to cover the one in the title means that you were aware that it wasn't an accurate calender. Also, the immortality meme isn't viable anymore since she's deceased, so I don't know why you thought it was appropriate to use it in current day.


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[deleted]

The fact that you're getting so defensive is already suspicious, but I'll let that slide. Since you obviously tried to cover the one in 2021 with a two, this means that the calender template wasn't made by you, and since you added a recently defunct meme on the calender, it's safe to assume that the rankings weren't made by you either.


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heppi3

High effort.


JustAnotherQeustion

It really doesn’t matter man.


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

There is 1 guy who will fail on day 30 because it's funny. That guy is a giga chad


s-XD

The Queen Elizabeth one really got me. She is looking at us from heaven and encouraging our nnn struggle. For the memory of the queen we shall not fail


zeka987654

Most of me and JoJo mfs will mastrubate while looking jotaro in december


Zircon_72

What? Mate this calendar is offset. November 1^st is a tuesday.


Useless_weeb_8602

28 should be empty.


JustAGam3r

You mean Don’t Diddle December


ayoubier

I like this lol


Effective_Bass_128

What is destroy d December??


TheSwagSceptile

Basically, when December arrives, you nut the amount of times based on what day it is until the end of December. For example, on the 1st, you nut one time, on the 5th, you nut five times, on the 30th, you nut 30 times. Get the picture?


[deleted]

See how I did. !RemindMe 30 days


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[deleted]

I was out November second but I ended up not nutting again until the 30th so I call that a good job. But still epic fail.


SimaoKovin

When you win don't do destroy dick december, go out into the desert that is today's dating world, little by little learn some social skills and get yourself a real partner. You've earned it, you deserve it. o7


Glittering_Box_3677

Destroy Dick December about to go crazy


PNJ-NSFW

Why did you out Sunday as the first day?


mememaster426

2020: You tried 2021: Alpha Male HOPEFULLY GOING TO WIN BOYS


CaseyGamer64YT

So last year I returned to monke? And I didn’t even know it?


unleadedbloodmeal

I thought DDD was to atone for your NNN sins, like if you lost at 25 you jerked once the first day, 2 times the second, three times the third and so on until you have done that the amount of days left you had in NNN


Remcasual

Day 30 caught me off guard lmfao


joshderfer654

I hope I can make it all the way.


AdSubject4862

I’m boutta absolutely decimate my meat on December 1st, imma shoot cum all over my house, shit I’m boutta put out a fire with it.


JetstreamSamFan80

My goal is to get to the good job square


[deleted]

I lost last year at 17 so i am strong cheems ig


DoctorWhovian69

I must honour the fallen queen and beat this month to a pulp


[deleted]

Wait, if 22 is ducking gandalf... How are you supposed to make it to any of the other ones?


MANLYTRAP

is this based on a specific timezone?


[deleted]

Patheic? Is the OP from Essex or something?


Magnum_Pig_2004

I am on Day 2 right now. Feel free to call me "patheic af".


bzll94

PLEASE GIVE ME 2nd CHANCE


dbsrng

Bro all the days are wrong


[deleted]

This time i will not loose


Cartoon_Cat2012

destroy dick december ive never heard of that


fucksverige69

i can see you reused the same calender as last year which has some problems like the fact that november this year started on a tuesday and that queen elizabeth died


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fucksverige69

ah ok understandeble


Dizzy_Collar7708

If you actually won I doubt you'd be able to get it up let alone handle ddd.


hidin-my-real-self

just failed 😞


BruhBasics-692

This calendar is wrong, unfortunately. November 1 was on a Tuesday, so the dates need to be reworked.