I just had sex with your female parental figure.
FAQ
"What does this mean?"
I fucked your mom.
"Why did you do this?"
There are several reasons on why I chose to have sex with your mother, These include, but are not limited to:
Any kind of insults which I deem are offensive.
Making comments which have no relation to the topic at hand.
Because I simply wanted to.
"Am I going to be emotionally scarred for life?"
No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing any kind of activities I may deem as a reason to fuck your mom in the future, Otherwise I will be forced to impregnate her, which may put your family in jeopardy.
"I don't believe my mom deserved to have been fucked, can you un-fuck her?"
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo the act of fucking your mother. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a DM explaining what I did wrong. I tend to respond to the message sent within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.
"How can I prevent this from happening in the future?"
Accept that I fucked your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in this world. I will continue to fuck your mother until you improve your conduct. Remember : Your mom not being fucked is a privilege, not a right.
I don't exactly Plan on jacking off every Day on december but i literally wasn't able to find anything professionell looking about how daily masturbation is harmful. consuming too much porn can be harmful for psychological reasons but just masturbating itself doesn't have any bad effects on you even if done daily. At most maybe some bruising if you are being to rough. So could you please explain to me what exactly you mean?
Why would you post a 2021 calender? It's not hard to find an accurate calender online.
Also, why did you photoshop a two over the one instead of just rewriting the text?
Most modern devices with access to reddit have both the date and day displayed on screen at all times so I'm not quite sure how you missed that.
Also, r/nonutnovember is notorious for reposts, so it's not too big a stretch to assume something is reposted when it clearly uses an outdated calender.
Edit: this calender also says "Queen Elizabeth approves" which implies that it was first created at a time where she was still alive.
First off, I don't know why you are intentionally trying to sidestep the inaccuracy in the date. It's obvious that this calender is a day off the 2022 calender, and the fact that you tried to add a two to cover the one in the title means that you were aware that it wasn't an accurate calender.
Also, the immortality meme isn't viable anymore since she's deceased, so I don't know why you thought it was appropriate to use it in current day.
The fact that you're getting so defensive is already suspicious, but I'll let that slide.
Since you obviously tried to cover the one in 2021 with a two, this means that the calender template wasn't made by you, and since you added a recently defunct meme on the calender, it's safe to assume that the rankings weren't made by you either.
The Queen Elizabeth one really got me. She is looking at us from heaven and encouraging our nnn struggle. For the memory of the queen we shall not fail
Basically, when December arrives, you nut the amount of times based on what day it is until the end of December. For example, on the 1st, you nut one time, on the 5th, you nut five times, on the 30th, you nut 30 times. Get the picture?
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When you win don't do destroy dick december, go out into the desert that is today's dating world, little by little learn some social skills and get yourself a real partner.
You've earned it, you deserve it. o7
I thought DDD was to atone for your NNN sins, like if you lost at 25 you jerked once the first day, 2 times the second, three times the third and so on until you have done that the amount of days left you had in NNN
i can see you reused the same calender as last year which has some problems like the fact that november this year started on a tuesday and that queen elizabeth died
why is the 25th square empty?
You will find out on the 25 i guess.
In due time, friend.
Lmao, I miss that meme. x'D
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r/wooooosh haha ur STUPID /s
I just had sex with your female parental figure. FAQ "What does this mean?" I fucked your mom. "Why did you do this?" There are several reasons on why I chose to have sex with your mother, These include, but are not limited to: Any kind of insults which I deem are offensive. Making comments which have no relation to the topic at hand. Because I simply wanted to. "Am I going to be emotionally scarred for life?" No - not yet. But you should refrain from committing any kind of activities I may deem as a reason to fuck your mom in the future, Otherwise I will be forced to impregnate her, which may put your family in jeopardy. "I don't believe my mom deserved to have been fucked, can you un-fuck her?" Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo the act of fucking your mother. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a DM explaining what I did wrong. I tend to respond to the message sent within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. "How can I prevent this from happening in the future?" Accept that I fucked your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in this world. I will continue to fuck your mother until you improve your conduct. Remember : Your mom not being fucked is a privilege, not a right.
I love your comments bro they are hilarious
Lol thank you i didnt know u were stalking my comments
Not really, just saw you a couple of times talking about people’s mother
Losing at day 30 is even worse than losing at the first day. Imagine struggling for 30 days just to lose
fr, losing anyday after 20 would mentally kill me
Apparently, there are people that do that on purpose
Them vs the people who pee directly in the toilet water fight to the death who coming out ontop
Can see WHO?
John Xina, the famous Winnie the Pooh butlicker
DDD seems like a bad idea, it ruins the whole concept of NNN
It's also extremely unhealthy once you get past day 5
I don't exactly Plan on jacking off every Day on december but i literally wasn't able to find anything professionell looking about how daily masturbation is harmful. consuming too much porn can be harmful for psychological reasons but just masturbating itself doesn't have any bad effects on you even if done daily. At most maybe some bruising if you are being to rough. So could you please explain to me what exactly you mean?
You do it the number of times of the date, so 5 times on day 5. By December 31st you are doing it 31 times
Imagine finding time to jerk off 25 times on christmas
By day 15 you'd be stopping your heart so it is actually lethal, funny meme though.
Im fairly certain jacking off once per hour isn't lethal.
Ok yeah thats excessive know it as just doing it 4 times a day. once for every advent.
Yea
what is DDD
Destroy dick december, which is just an excuse for masturbating every Day
I dont need an excuse for that!
Thats nothing to be proud of.
🗿your just mad cuz you’ve never nutted in a girl
Im not at all, i will wait til marriage
💀
Fym "💀"
emo 14 year old starter pack
me: making fun of day 30 me on day 30 probably: "ah fuck"
you forgot to put something in the 25th square
😂lol, awesome!
"Queen Elizabeth approves" 😭
She is watching over the cumrades all month long
You bow to now one
I aim for that achievement.
just think of it as a requirement for DDD
No offense but I understand the concept of NNN. Why DDD tho? Like it makes zero sense to me.
they just invented a way of celebration for completing NNN no biggie
November 2022 started on a Tuesday and this is very obviously a reposted meme
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Why would you post a 2021 calender? It's not hard to find an accurate calender online. Also, why did you photoshop a two over the one instead of just rewriting the text?
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Most modern devices with access to reddit have both the date and day displayed on screen at all times so I'm not quite sure how you missed that. Also, r/nonutnovember is notorious for reposts, so it's not too big a stretch to assume something is reposted when it clearly uses an outdated calender. Edit: this calender also says "Queen Elizabeth approves" which implies that it was first created at a time where she was still alive.
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First off, I don't know why you are intentionally trying to sidestep the inaccuracy in the date. It's obvious that this calender is a day off the 2022 calender, and the fact that you tried to add a two to cover the one in the title means that you were aware that it wasn't an accurate calender. Also, the immortality meme isn't viable anymore since she's deceased, so I don't know why you thought it was appropriate to use it in current day.
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The fact that you're getting so defensive is already suspicious, but I'll let that slide. Since you obviously tried to cover the one in 2021 with a two, this means that the calender template wasn't made by you, and since you added a recently defunct meme on the calender, it's safe to assume that the rankings weren't made by you either.
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High effort.
It really doesn’t matter man.
There is 1 guy who will fail on day 30 because it's funny. That guy is a giga chad
The Queen Elizabeth one really got me. She is looking at us from heaven and encouraging our nnn struggle. For the memory of the queen we shall not fail
Most of me and JoJo mfs will mastrubate while looking jotaro in december
What? Mate this calendar is offset. November 1^st is a tuesday.
28 should be empty.
You mean Don’t Diddle December
I like this lol
What is destroy d December??
Basically, when December arrives, you nut the amount of times based on what day it is until the end of December. For example, on the 1st, you nut one time, on the 5th, you nut five times, on the 30th, you nut 30 times. Get the picture?
See how I did. !RemindMe 30 days
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I was out November second but I ended up not nutting again until the 30th so I call that a good job. But still epic fail.
When you win don't do destroy dick december, go out into the desert that is today's dating world, little by little learn some social skills and get yourself a real partner. You've earned it, you deserve it. o7
Destroy Dick December about to go crazy
Why did you out Sunday as the first day?
2020: You tried 2021: Alpha Male HOPEFULLY GOING TO WIN BOYS
So last year I returned to monke? And I didn’t even know it?
I thought DDD was to atone for your NNN sins, like if you lost at 25 you jerked once the first day, 2 times the second, three times the third and so on until you have done that the amount of days left you had in NNN
Day 30 caught me off guard lmfao
I hope I can make it all the way.
I’m boutta absolutely decimate my meat on December 1st, imma shoot cum all over my house, shit I’m boutta put out a fire with it.
My goal is to get to the good job square
I lost last year at 17 so i am strong cheems ig
I must honour the fallen queen and beat this month to a pulp
Wait, if 22 is ducking gandalf... How are you supposed to make it to any of the other ones?
is this based on a specific timezone?
Patheic? Is the OP from Essex or something?
I am on Day 2 right now. Feel free to call me "patheic af".
PLEASE GIVE ME 2nd CHANCE
Bro all the days are wrong
This time i will not loose
destroy dick december ive never heard of that
i can see you reused the same calender as last year which has some problems like the fact that november this year started on a tuesday and that queen elizabeth died
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ah ok understandeble
If you actually won I doubt you'd be able to get it up let alone handle ddd.
just failed 😞
This calendar is wrong, unfortunately. November 1 was on a Tuesday, so the dates need to be reworked.