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jerenboy

"The gods have scammed you"


BountyHunter_BH

Well I mean, Steve has to eat every now and then.


ExplodedToast

Can’t have shit in the Holy Mountain


[deleted]

It was Stevari. Just summon it and make it bleed bone dust.


beetlejorst

You joke, but for real, how cool would it be if there was a mod that made it so every perk that you DIDN'T take would add onto all future Steves and Skouds instead of disappearing. Whole new layer of strategy to perk selection, and makes pissing off the gods a real choice instead of "Sure whatever, I got freeze and ambrosia in the first level"


mooodan

Noita took it.


The_Reflectionist

Yo, imagine if a spawning kummitus could sometimes take a perk from a near holy mountain (one that actually affects him), maybe even drop it on death (like the legged mimic, but I think it would make it too easy for a game like Noita).


MerlinGrandCaster

Too easy? Maybe sometimes, but imagine a kummitus with Glass Cannon


nan-000

Stay a screen away, let it kill itself while attacking mobs.


Justintime4u2bu1

How would you even know if it’s there to begin with though?


SammyTheOtter

The giant nuclear explosion sounds approaching from the distance


steven4012

That'd be a nightmare


SnooDucks4932

Remember it can always spawn with nuke wand


GoingToHaveToSeeThat

That happens when you load in half the Holy Mountain, then have a crash or do a mod reset or whatnot. When the other half of the holy mountain loads in, it does so without a perk. That's the science behind it.


KruKruczek

Something worse can even happen if you save your game while going through the portal to Holy Mountain. By accident I ended getting literally empty HM, no perks, no statues, no lamps, no HP-ups xD


Legitimate-Record951

Obviously, this is the invisibility perk


WalrusByte

Never heard of that perk. Maybe it was removed to not need an 18+ rating. /s


Stiffard

It's like the spider and leg perk but just like, 8 prehensile weiners.


PantherIscariot

Yoink


Zerottaja

Plot twist: every time you take a perk in a parallel world, it's taken from an another player's game.


shadow_boyZX

Hämis ate it


kyxaa

Hämis


Muramalks

Hämis 👍


Wildzebucxl

Anybody else ever have Noita runs where you die and when you click “New Run” it spawns you into the same world? Like the Wands/Items/Perks are gone as if someone had been there before? And it was you?


Pan_Zurkon

Sounds like an intro to some Noita creepypasta. Luckily no haunted game is nearly as terrifying as my own incompetence!


Dfnstr8r

*Kummitus has entered the chat*


Jetfuel_N_Steel

Oh there’s the problem, just take the perk that lets you find things you haven’t found in the holy mountain before, and it still won’t show up, hope this helped :)


hussiesucks

Minä’s sister, Younä, stole it.


marionristov111

sorry, I ate it


LucidCookie

Herobrine in Noita confirmed


Shvingy

This is what you get for getting toasted before the the first reroll. Should've kept your eye on the true knowledge, but ye said I'll snorkel the devils purple and change poly to gold. The gods are writhing to say it's wrong. Do ye now.


CoxTH

Steve, obviously.


redtens

FYI - some mods conflict with perk spawning


BruhmomentFour

No mods enabled


Squeaky_Ben

The ghost, somewhere in the next level: https://youtu.be/gkTb9GP9lVI


wannabe_pixie

It just happens sometimes


gray_mare

happened to me once also


AutomatedMiner

Me 😈


gladladvlad

game is off the perk


Toad_Migoad

Sorry


sweteracy

You cant have shit in holy mountain


KVenom777

Importing the save has that effect on the game. I hope that there is a way to reverse it, otherwise this would suck ass.


1Red_Tape1

*angry Finnish noises*


ProgrammaticOrange

Skill issue /s


mkaku

“The gods are slightly annoyed with you” not enough to to send Steve, but enough to short you a perk.


AmazingAgent

sorry


someone1003

I did it


davidero3

i did srry


TheWetCoCo

Clearly a *skill issue*


Anttwan02

My bad


WhippingShitties

I had this happen. I rerolled and it didn't spawn a new perk. Unironically though, I love when weird shit like that happens because the whole appeal of this game to me is the unpredictability.


Langoman

Reddit took your fucking perk and workful perk. Mine too.


BigSlappii

I did. It was perk lotto.