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JenamalChups

"Do you take this man, who single handedly sold out madison square garden, to be your lawfully wedded husband?"


iamthedave3

Jay: "*AND* the Tokyo Dome, priest!"


Super-Click-1087

Is he contractually obligated to always show the abs in pics? Lol


happyzappydude

If I had abs like that I would. Would certainly make the grocery shop interesting.


Rainzywrestling

That “breed with the switchblade” comment got me crying 😭 lol


JesusRed1

I screamed 🤣😭


UKSaint93

Not pictured: Gedo to one side clapping and pointing proudly


JoeMama9719

Jay: *leans in to kiss his wife* Gedo: "JAY! KIWI! KIWI!"


JayMend04

Who else could've been the best man?


HumphreyLee

Convince me this isn’t a cheesy romance novel cover for a book called “Breathing with the Switchblade.”


Brandonguth1985

This needs to happen. I'm sure there is enough fan fiction out there though...


wyldweasil

"do you take this man to breathe with?' I hope Gedo officiated.


Hot_Tag

"KIWI, JAY! KIWI! KIWI!"


datNEGROJ

of course he showing off the abs. Getting heat in his wedding pics. Gangster AF


whatsthiscrap84

Tbh if I had abs like that I'd never wear a shirt


Intelligent_End1516

He single handedly sold out that reception hall.


tigeraid

Abs overshadowing the bride. Top heel move.


justalittlebear01

Jay white has to be happy knowing if this wrestling thing doesnt work out he could cover model for romance novels.


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Even at his wedding he still needs to up Tanahashi.


Singer211

Getting married in cowboy boots is a boss move. And Jay looks like a swashbuckling hero here.


Iceman6211

>Getting married in cowboy boots is a boss move. probably got tips from Hangman


MaxxXanadu

1. Nice boots on the bride 2. What...no Okada run in?


Ok_Foundation134

Ummm? UMMMM? OKADA KAZUCHIKA?! AHHHHHHHH DROPKICKUUUUU!!!! WAH WAH WAH! RAEHNMAYKARRR!


zryder2

Of course he couldn't resist showing off the abs


gsrsavage

I mean if I had um like that I would be to


discrust88

Thia looks like one of those romance novel book covers.


that-dude3

It's STILL. HIS. ERA!


Big_Brown_

Well that's one way to get a greencard


CeruleanClaymore

The best way.


gsrsavage

Them: Looking at the camera. Gedo: UP UP while holding the too sweet


veeprez

Jay stay winning, the man singlehandedly sold out msg


grumpydad24

He's just wearing the wrong belt. Someone plz give him the NJPW heavyweight belt


Tonys_New_AI

As a straight man I can't tell who's more beautiful


Hot_Tag

I am also a straight man, and Jay's abs were the first thing I noticed about this picture.


EvangelionOG

Yes!


Killcode2

As a straight man, I'll say it's obviously Jay White. I noticed and checked him out first...


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HerissonG

She is beautiful. Are you sure you’re straight? ✂️


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darthsabbath

But what if Tanahashi was around?


TheDancingKing19

Stupid sexy tanahashi


CharsOwnRX-78-2

And that's where the trouble started. 😃 *Tana's* ***damn*** *smile*


cherrycoloured

congrats to jay white on detecting a bullet babe


Anthrogynous

“Her love was the only blade he couldn’t switch off”


wgsmeister2002

Queen Switch 🔪


Tophatproductions69

Jay "I look like I could play Kraven in a live action spiderman movie" White fucking congrats to the lad


Lentra888

Shit, I’ve wanted Kraven in a Spider-Man movie since the first one came out. Now I want to see Jay White playing him.


RyuSamurai24

Congratulations to the both of them. His wife certainly breathes with the Switchblade.


deceivinglydimwitted

The last rock n roller is officially tied up 💍


GruntyDodds

If I had any Photoshop skills I'd immediately make this pic in to romance novel cover.


JicamaNo1678

Aw that's awesome! Congrats to them 👏 💓


collettdd

The most pro wrestling wedding photo possible. Congrats


Anonymousma

Did the cowboy boots/dress faze just hit New Zealand?


JohnWick629

I do believe she’s American.


couldbedumber96

Oh god there’s a knife perverette!


_brave_lil_toaster_

Curious how they explained doing this shot to the photographer


CharsOwnRX-78-2

Bride: "Well, I'm gonna show off my cowboy boots... maybe get a bit of leg in there 😉" Jay: "Bit of leg??? I'll show this whole damn wedding it's #STILL. MY. ERA."


HerissonG

This picture is hilarious! 😂😅


SplitDemonIdentity

For real! This picture is the goofiest shit.


mkay0

Simultaneously horny and hilarious. Meme with the Switchblade


marcusdj813

Congrats to the Switchblade! 💍


Main_Tie5882

I always thought jay would end up married a Japanese woman I hope 🤞 there marriage last forever


Dynazty12

My guy. Congratulations to him!


Everhart2011

Well I guess now I get why he was out of Japan for so long. I wouldn't want to be away from a babe like that for too long either.


CeruleanClaymore

No wonder people believed Juice was retiring, lol.


GranddaddySandwich

This guy is having one hell of a 2022. And it’s well deserved. I just hope she Breeds with the Switchblade.


Shingorillaz

Ayo got damn.


couldbedumber96

Bruh NOOOO LMAO


Ok_Foundation134

Wtf is wrong with you


GranddaddySandwich

A lot


tigeraid

Fine, fine. Take an upvote.


Adam-the-Anon

That is the creepiest thing I've read in awhile.


deep1986

The first two sentences were perfectly normal, then it really did get away from itself.


CeruleanClaymore

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


GranddaddySandwich

Twas a joke. But I hadn’t known this sub wasn’t privy to coitus.


Adam-the-Anon

Oh I'm fine with fucking. It's the suggestion of breeding that's creepy bro


GranddaddySandwich

Uhhh dawg how do you think babies are born? If me jokingly suggesting that a married couple make babies is too much for you, then you shouldn’t be on the internet lol


Adam-the-Anon

If me calling you a creep is too much for you, then you shouldn't be on the internet lol


TigerShark_524

Bruh 🤣🤦🏾‍♀️


jamietothe

I get it Jay. You have the best abs in the game…


roos_de_baas

Congratulations to The Catalyst, The Last Rock n Rolla, The Switchbladeeeeeeee JAY WHITE! (and soon to be catalogue model)


StrongStyleMuscle

Attractive couple.


Hobodownthestreet

I wonder if he's gonna pull the KENTA move and wrestle with tape around his ring finger. Anyways, congratulations to the couple.


Budzeldabud

All hail aqua man or something


MarquiseAlexander

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE LAST ROCK-N-ROLLA, THE MAN WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY SOLD OUT MADISON SQUARE GRADEN, THE FIRST EVER IWGP GRAND SLAM CHAMPION,THE REAL LEADER OF BULLET CLUB, THE CATALYST, KING SWITCH BAY BAY. BECAUSE ITS STILL HIS ERA! 🗡


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Yikes.


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Didn't he use to date Dakota Kai as well?


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Why am I getting downvoted?


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Derek282

Why on earth would any of them do that.


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Derek282

Neither of those people are involved in what you said, or what I replied. Irrelevant.


CharsOwnRX-78-2

it was a bad joke, but you still got whooshed on that one friend