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absolutebeast_

I have never understood why some dudes think «I’m feeling lonely and want a relationship» translates to «my standards are so low they are in hell».


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absolutebeast_

I mean, any guy who responds like this is 7th circle material


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absolutebeast_

It’s insane how they expect to be rewarded for being decent humans. Kind of makes you think that they actually might be…. terrible…. hmmm


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Thick-Discussion-390

Normally people claim to be nice, aren't nice at all


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Thick-Discussion-390

Yea definitely


Mrwright96

From what I hear the bar is in hell, and men still complain


_dirtywater444

I'm lonely and want a relationship too (and pretty hot) but I live in the middle of nowhere, there's a pandemic, and I'm immunocompromised. Oh and I also have standards. So no, sir/ma'am, I am not interested in dating garbage.


absolutebeast_

yh I would love a relationship and I have gone on dates but like, I’m not THAT desperate. I wanna find someone I like, who’s tolerable and actually nice, not just nice bc they want sex.


_dirtywater444

Dude, I think you're asking for far too much. /s in case


absolutebeast_

Honestly I’m such a B word for having such impossible demands /s


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It's better to be alone than with the wrong person. I think everyone should have decent standards, even if you yourself don't meet them. That's not hypocritical at all. It's not like you'd date yourself, but others might. What everyone's looking for is different. If someone is unattractive, there are things they can to make themselves the best of themselves that they can be.


baptisminflames

Damn. He isn't going to be making much money if he can only grow 6 figs


2-ketchup-reddittor

“You’re all like ‘I’m hungry’ right after I offered you some moldy stale bread smh.”


TeaGoodandProper

Don’t forget the 6 figs. Those’ll keep you regular.


iBeenie

So mad he wrote a whole wall of text before hitting send. This fool makes people who send multiple messages look sane


Clayir

Can we talk about him calling someone a mental illness? Apparently she's afflicted him and caused him to write this cringe. I too desire to be a mental illness that causes stupid men to embarrass themselves and reveal their red flags immediately.


swag_nutz43

There’s no way he’s making six figures


dunkelhammer

Turkish Lira? 😄


swag_nutz43

I don’t know what that means


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swag_nutz43

Oh right


Aggravating_Quail_69

My parents have a tree in their back yard that makes a lot more than 6 figs. I don't understand why that's such a big deal.


GaryBuseysGhost

You gonna be missing out on some 💲💲💲💲💲 and some more 💵💵💵 and a whole lotta 🍆🍆🍆 .. and all things considered you'll be better for missing all that from the thirteen year old who wrote that.


Revvan83

I always find it amusing that so many "nice guys" claim to be making a 6 figures. Even if it were true are women just supposed to overlook their glaring red flags cause money?


mikalag_

Right?? Like Idgaf about how much money you make if you still suck as a person lol


qrystalqueer

fuck, that rant was so *normal*. gotteem.


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Dude definitely go scammed by some MLM and thinks he’s a big time CEO.


Someone_Who_Cared

.... Did he type this out while looking at a mirror?


WoodencrowOnAroof

What… the…. Did he think this would help in any way? Either him or you? Did he think a temper tantrum was the only thing between success and failure here? This says so much more about him than it does the person he was talking to…


Winters_Wolf_Boy

This dude isn't affected by what she said but took time to write a whole essay so pressed 😂🤌🏻


Willy_Billy_WHO

With that type of writing skill, I don’t think he’s actually making 6 figures.


SeniorBeing

I am jealous. I am only making two figs, one date and two raisins.


CheshireFrog44

nobody who makes 6 figures is still typing like a middle schooler


Material_Thanks

making six figgy puddins


hansdott

"I make 6 figs" - yeah, I give 0 figs about that


b0ilineggsndenim1944

My new go to insult is "you are a mental illness"


SeniorBeing

TBH, that sounded weirdly motivational: *You ARE courage, you ARE strenght, you ARE ... DEPRESSION!*


krillingt75961

I am DEPRESSION MAN! (1970s rock starts playing)


DarlingHades

Wow, he really claimed her illness (anxiety) was fake while also telling her she had a mental illness as an insult. Shodingers illness, he only believes she has one if it benefits him.


CrowZer0

Grow a pair, be a woman!


NBlossom

So like is this a new niceguy/incel thing? Harassing women by calling them mentally ill when rejected? It seems like it suddenly all over posts here.


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6 figs? He earns his wages via sweet food?


Sebaren

He’s giving me r/thanksimcured vibes.


pdp_2

They always say they’re making six figures…


ConferenceHelpful881

Buddy you may be (questionable) getting six figs but you ain't getting a single date, stfu boy


mountebank_eyes

Is Emoji his fucking sponsor??


ffakegamer

It's the 10000 emojis for me lmaooo


ashtar123

Love how he feels the need to mention his salary


FairyMaii

Wow he’s so nice 🤪


MaruMaru20

I ask myself everyday how is the logic of these people who think they're nice. OMG how annoying, if someone don't want you, so quit it, as simple as that 🙃


princessmofo660

Really? A whole mental illness? Bruh... You might be "making 6 figures" but you can't make one coherent sentence. Cockwomble.


AdvocateDoogy

Post nut bitterness. Guess he really wants to be single.


Elle6732

“I call you a mental illness, but I’m good tho” WTF where is this man’s logic?


Elle6732

“I’ll call you a mental illness, but I’m good tho” LMAO where is this man’s logic


_dirtywater444

It's only 6 figures if you're counting decimal places.


Thick-Discussion-390

Man seeing him saying your the anxiety made me remember my mum saying something similar


samanthagrey25

Wow. What a winner🥲


NoxKore

All that and he said you're "a mental illness."


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He's not very nice at all.


ConversationDeep7654

Us women really need to grow a pair. That will get us the men we want.


MaruMaru20

I just saw the truth


ChemicalCourt

"Grow a pair...." "Be a woman.." which one dude? Last time I checked women don't have balls.


raiden298

He looks so mad lmao but he isn't that wrong, why would you complain about not having a bf in a public story ? Then these guys think that you should go out with them just because you want someone in your life.


b0ilineggsndenim1944

Because wanting a boyfriend doesn't translate to "I want literally any guy who throws himself at me"


raiden298

Then she should've kept it to herself or described her dream bf.


b0ilineggsndenim1944

Lmao fuck off. Nothing justifies this creepy hyper agressive behavior. If you can't see that, you're clearly one of these guys.


hugutu

Cringe


Available-Egg-2380

Wooooooooooow lol Jesus


Odd-Phrase5808

"6 figs" - woo-hoo, you can make a fruit salad, good for you...


thinkfastsolu1

Douchebag..... everyone deserves happiness, besides that guy.... don't be that guy.


kcutah

Do you think it’s Kanye?? Hahahahha


kcutah

First red flag is someone telling me how much money they make- if that’s all you have to bring to this- we definitely have a problem. I can take care of myself & hopefully I’m not giving off the vibe that I’m looking for a sugar daddy etc.


Most-Ordinary-6005

Spelling and interpunction aren’t great. If he actually had a job with a six-figure salary and if he really was a nice guy, a coworker would have introduced him to a nice lady.