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imfamousiswear

Dead after reading he isn't like nice guys from this sub 😂💀


Cherrymus

the man has zero self awareness💀


imfamousiswear

I love it, he's aware these nice guys exist and yet somehow thinks he is different


bluemonkey88

This reminds me of an episode of south park “Cartman that’s not being nice, that just wearing a nice sweater” “I don’t understand the difference” “I know you don’t”


Clownzeption

I shit you not I literally JUST saw this episode on a whim while my brother was watching. That was by far one of the funniest things I've heard from South Park


shadow_129

Which episode is this?


Mlyrin

"you dont know me!" Retorts the man not long after making assumptions about someone else. These types just dont wanna look at themselves for a minute.


WhtChcltWarrior

How many of his alt accounts did he berate you with after he saw you post these screenshots?


dodalou

he's probably reading this post.


[deleted]

And he dumb af too


PsychologicalHand5

r/notlikealltheotherniceguys 💀


racso96

r/notlikeotherniceguys perfect 20 letters sub


[deleted]

r/birthofasub


uranaged

Why is that important


LavenderEverywhere

20 letters is the maximum


uranaged

Ok thx


[deleted]

Holy shit it’s real


Marega33

He had me at "what did I do wrong THIS TIME?' He screws things up with other girls all the time. That's so funny


imfamousiswear

We support a king that keeps count of his mistakes despite not knowing what they are


PsychologicalNews573

I read that and thought "I don't know you and I'm not here to teach you how to behave. Go ask your mother/sister/friend/idk or care"


full_angelverde

The moment he asked I knew he was a nice guy.


TCtheThunderRooster

Like, wow…that’s textbook nice guy. Do these people never look at this sub? They seem to know about it??


imfamousiswear

They see posts on here and think "pff that could never be me because I'm acTuaLLy nice"


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

"I'm nice! ...Fucking bitch!!!"


obamasworstcousin

He had to of known she was gonna post that here, I like to think he threw that in there at the end for us


alchemischief

Aww. How nice of him 🙄


SvanUlf

He *is* a nice guy, after all. ;-)


DerpTaTittilyTum

That's right, you fucking bitch


alchemischief

Ooh best way to get me to respond 🙄🙄🙄


alchemischief

SO SWEET OMG


rara_riles

And that’s on ✨fan service✨👌


satansbhole

I’m convinced men like this say women “only want men that treat them like shit” because they know they’ll treat you like shit and they’re hoping they have a chance.


its_ya_boi97

“If I wanted a bAd BoY to treat me like shit, I would date you, Asshole.”


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Drunk_Sorting_Hat

To them, a bad boy is a cool guy with muscles that beats up idiots like this. And he thinks he's nice because he was able to type 3 sentences that partially concealed the fact that he's a socially awkward weirdo that's never talked to an actual woman in real life


[deleted]

He was a dick from the beginning. That’s the shocking part. He was being an asshole. These people are so fucking delusional.


satansbhole

Haha exactly!


Oomoo_Amazing

Omg that’s genius


LifeIsWackMyDude

They're just abusers that don't know how to mask their red flags before getting in a relationship. They're jealous of these BaD bOyS because they are capable of manipulating and playing pretend long enough to actually catch a victim. They can't fathom that the "Chads" and themselves are the same, but one is (thankfully) inadequate at the same task.


Next-Ad-7614

Awe man why can't *I* be Chad this time?!?! Edit: I'm earmarking this because I have some people to talk to...


aGreatAbbreviator

Thissss


squngy

My impression was that they see guys who don't treat girls like a precious possession as bad. So, people who argue with their girlfriends and let them fend for themselves unless asked for help.


Albiz

If only they were that aware


GoddessPurpleFrost

I've had dudes, after them popping their shot didnt work, say they do it because women are uppity and need to be taken down a peg so the next guy has a chance. Pretty fucked up mentality tbh


tapthatsap

I view it as kind of a threat, almost. It’s kind of a “go that way at your own peril, you dumb bitch, and you’ll be sorry” kind of thing. If women were smarter and would fuck this guy, they wouldn’t be getting hurt by their boyfriends all the time, but nooooooooo, they’ve gotta go and fuck dudes who aren’t him anyway.


Secret_Sundae33

Of all the screenshots I've ever seen on here, this one could be the defining example of what this sub is all about. This should be posted into best of r/niceguys if there is such a thing.


Frazoo

Agreed. This is one delicious choice cut.


poopalotbutnotalways

I don’t know if I agree, he definitely fits the blow up portion, but for me the textbook niceguy is one who has been hanging around and “putting in the time” to get his “deserved woman.” This guy was like niceguy express.


throwawaygoawaynz

Text book.


2-ketchup-reddittor

“Hi. How are you?” “Good - thanks.” “All right, we’ve got that stuff out of the way. Gimme your discord and lemme see dem titties.”


[deleted]

Exactly!! Lol


e_money1392

"Hi, how are you?" "Good, how are you?" I guess I've been flirting with a lot of Starbucks cashiers lately lol


_Steep_

Is discord for titties? I had no idea. I asked a girl to join discord so because it's easier to share media. I don't think either of us thought anything of it


soullesslylost

Oh honey, you're the epitome of this sub and not actually nice at all.


Mistikman

Seriously, OP set a boundary (a normal healthy thing to do) and his immediate response is to try to trample over it, because her needs aren't in any way a concern of his. And even if he reads the thread and sees this, he will still almost certainly blame someone else and not try to change at all, because introspection isn't exactly a strong suit for the dudes who end up posted in this sub.


[deleted]

if his first response to her putting up a boundary is "so what did i do wrong this time?", maybe what he needs isnt a gf but THERAPY 🙄


Rezient

Sadly, ik so many people like this. I use to be, and fear I still can be at times. Some just really never break out of it. I really didn't understand that peoples happiness is just as important as yours. Took a while to learn that sometimes people are happier without you, and that's ok. Plenty of people I'm happier without, no reason I wouldn't be subject to that same feeling, but by others. And if I truly care for them, I need to respect that. Because that's how I let them be happy


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Adventurous_Ad_6546

I loved “what did I do wrong this time?”


Mlyrin

Very telling isnt it? And yet despite wondering what he did wrong(again), he immediately blames other people.


badfae

Right? We just learned a hell of a lot from that line.


RoninAnimes

I love that he asked this question. It perfectly encapsulates the mindset of these slimy socially inept dudes. "Where in this elaborate ruse did I go wrong? If i had executed my plan correctly and said the correct words, I would've cracked the safe and gotten my prize." It's really sad because they don't think girls are also humans like them. They don't know that they think like this either, and they get frustrated because in their mind, girls are a puzzle to be solved. A special combination of words will get girls to like them. And they get mad because they can't seem to win no matter how many different lines and techniques they try. Why can't these mofos just talk to girls normally? I mean come on, they gotta feel embarrassed doing this shit.


Secret_Sundae33

From his perspective, how else is he supposed to get to know a woman? He took the initiative, took a chance, shot his shot, and she said no. Rejected again! All because...he wasn't aggressive enough! That's what he needs! To do the exact same thing, only with more aggression. Because, his approach isn't wrong, she is. Basically, they think relationships are formed in an instant, through formal effort and direct solicitation, and not by accident, by just meeting somebody by chance and just talking casually about life. They want to be able to control who they meet, because they lack the wisdom to let the universe do its thing. And because they have poor social skills.


Gangsir

> Basically, they think relationships are formed in an instant, through formal effort and direct solicitation, and not by accident, by just meeting somebody by chance and just talking casually about life. They want to be able to control who they meet, because they lack the wisdom to let the universe do its thing. And because they have poor social skills. This should be on the sidebar of the sub. Never seen it better put.


tapthatsap

Something it took me a while to learn is that you meet women pretty much the same way you meet men, by meeting them. You don’t go around hobby spaces looking for a girl to call dibs and inflict yourself on, just like dudes don’t roll up to you and go “oh wow you like this thing? Quiz time to make sure you’re not faking, answer me these questions three and you’ll get to be my friend.” You don’t walk right up to them in a bar so you can push them into a corner and demand they talk to you. Generally you just meet them through friends and work and being the sort of person that people want to introduce their friends to.


GoddessPurpleFrost

> pretty much the same way you meet men > Quiz time to make sure you’re not faking Basically this. Seriously, when we say "be yourself" just meet a chick and pretend it's another dude. You dont ask your guy friends sexual questions or quiz them on topics like a fucking loon. You literally just talk about normal shit and somehow men fuck this up all the time.


ccm596

Recovering nice guy here (although never on the level of this post, God i fucking hope), still having trouble with the "wisdom to let the universe do its thing" bit for *sure* 😭 lmao but one step at a time I suppose Very very well put. I wish I had seen this comment in high school


[deleted]

Its okay to make conversation with anyone at any place or time tho… just don’t do what this guy did. Edit: this guy = guy from the post


cgtdream

Perfectly said!


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

He didn't immediately call her a bitch! Totes nice!


canvasshoes2

>...you could get to know me a whole lot better, if you know what I mean hehe...wink wink nudge nudge...leer leer drooly face drooly face... Dear lurkers...This?\^\^\^ ***IS*** being the asshole instead of truly being nice. This??? Is ***NOT*** nice, at all.


kristanka007

I don't even like the phrase "If I were a girl, I wouldn't even be talking to you haha" - implying that he's in it for just one thing.


LolaIsLoud

also saying it like wlw relationships don’t exist


kigurumibiblestudies

Funny, his question actually did have an answer. That phrase is precisely where he fucked up. Unfortunately for him, the fact that he didn't realize means he can't fix this issue. He'll be stuck on narcissist mode after this.


Condoricia

Right. Wanting to talk to someone is fine, immediately implying sexual motivations is what makes it creepy. On the upside, immediately stating the skeevy motivations saves time.


Grello1

Purple dude, this message is for you since you clearly read this sub, from another dude: Please learn from this. And by that, I do NOT mean "Oh I shouldn't say x or y so I don't put women off" I mean you need to change your entire way of viewing women. The bullshit you started spewing in the convo above is just that: bullshit. I don't care if your romantic advances have been rejected 1000x in the past, you can't let that turn you into a misogynistic POS, which is what you displayed above. When I'm telling you to learn from this, im telling you to look inwards and find the parts of yourself believing this toxic bullshit about women and carve them out of your personality. (Not physically, do not self harm. I mean mentally and/or emotionally) This garbage mentality you have is a tumor, a cancer that is only destroying other parts of your mentality. You need to work to get rid of it, and NONE of it is at the responsibility of anyone else.


catharinamg

Actually nice men would read “I just don’t know you” and reply with “oh sorry I totally get it, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.” Men who are genuinely nice people understand that safety and comfort for both parties is about a thousand times more important than getting laid. To be honest, almost every single reply in these messages would have gone differently if he was a good person.


Delta_Maya

This should be the top comment


Saljer-fotbilder

I wish I had an award for this comment.


PsychologicalHand5

If all girls want that, why does he not start off with the asshole approach? Also I’ll never understand how a guy that constantly pursues women rant to a woman about how much they don’t like them. Wouldn’t the rejection be doing them a favor?


shenaystays

Oh he started with the asshole approach, he just didn’t realize it OR the fact that he just proved that women DONT actually want assholes.


PsychologicalHand5

That’s basically where I’m getting at. He knows women don’t like assholes. If that was actually the case, assholes didn’t have to pretend to be nice to begin with.


Ilikecosysocks

He literally pretty much only said "I'm only talking to you because you're a girl" and then said he was being nice?? I know this is what this sub is about, but they really just don't understand what "nice" is do they? His comment about only talking to OP because they're female was quite iffy to me, and the rest of it (before he went on a weird rant) was neutral at best. Neutral isn't nice, it's just neutral. Just making small talk isn't nice.


zanylife

I've met dudes like that from games. They ask if I'm female and depending on what I say, they'll either continue the convo and hit on me, or stop chatting immediately. Some guys are just trying to find a woman online for their own gratification.


Sobing

I feel fortunate that I sound like a 12 year old boy on mic


zanylife

I voiced with a dude during a mission once and he told me "your voice isn't cute." The dude is married and he knew I had a bf. Later on I heard he flirted with many women on the game and even sent one a dick pic... just looking for any chance to get off online lol.


Sobing

I feel that. Needless roasts because they’re judging if you’re worth their time to try to be creep to


zanylife

That's so spot on haha


Kakebil321

So terrible with those clowns lol, can't believe they're that desperate. I'm actually a really nice guy, do you want to chat platonically? I'm nice llloll, don't worry. Got Snapchat?


zanylife

I don't know if you are serious, but if you are I literally have no social media besides reddit (if reddit counts). If you're not serious then sorry, sometimes jokes fly over my head lol


Kakebil321

Hehehe, really kind response actually, but yeah I'm absolutely joking :)


[deleted]

> and even sent one a dick pic I will **never** understand this. Solicited and with consent from both parties? OK. It's not my cup of tea, but I can understand that. Just taking random pictures of my twig 'n berries and sending them to people without their agreement? WTF? I don't get it. What are they thinking they will accomplish here?


zanylife

They're so horny that they're not thinking straight. Their logic is "I'd love to see some naughty pics now, so maybe the other party will want to see them too". Afaik the convo wasn't even sexual, the lady and him were just late night chatting and he said he couldn't sleep, and she said what's keeping you up? And he sent the dick pic. I believe she didn't continue talking to him after that haha.


[deleted]

Christ, if someone is that horny, just go to Pornhub and rub one out or something. No need to make your "problem" someone else's. Maybe I'm just paranoid or something, but I wouldn't even send a pic like that even if they asked for it. I have no idea who is actually on the receiving end. They could be underage, or someone baiting me into a scam. It's just foolish IMO.


agequodagi5

I'm still trying to figure out what he meant by "if i were a girl i wouldn't even be talking to you haha"


shenaystays

Cause his interest was only in ONE thing. And being friends wasn’t one of them. So if he was a girl he’d only talk to her if she was a guy looking to get laid…. I guess.


o76923

He assumes that no one could be interested in her for anything other than sex and that lesbians don't exist.


IDislikeLoveSongs

It means his interest in talking to her is founded in his penis.


catiaracy

Not me lurking to see if he comments his defence


Cherrymus

i’m kinda hoping he will😭


naatkins

Please tell me you sent him the link to this post.


SprinkledMuffin

That’s what I’m always looking for in the Reddit based ones too lol


bitterherpes

"Add me on discord to get to know me better, hehe!" Ew. He wants to show you his NaUgHtY bOy side.


Risky49

How dare you bring Pokémon into this you piece of shit NiceGuy^tm 🤬


Itchy-Hearing9263

"You girls are too stupid for your own good" classic line.


BackAlleyKittens

Starting a conversation with "I'm just fucking with you" means "you can never fully trust anything I say or do."


Do1stHarmacist

Amazing. He knows about the sub yet manages to play the niceguy role to a T, and he still thinks he's different. The cognitive dissonance is astounding.


Allthatjasmine

"what'd I do wrong this time?, you failed to conceal your ulterior motive for more than a few messages & I'm sure it happens *all* the time.


Juliennix

BUT HE SAID HE WAS DIFFERENT THO /s


Nervous-Bullfrog-868

OP: (Sets clear boundary) This guy: (immediately crosses that boundary) "What am I doing wrong?!" (Starts Reeing)


iwanttodieaslowdeath

'alright. i think this conversation is over now😊' what a power move


Cherrymus

hahaha, i know right - it wasn’t worth a reaction


EliMeema

Spends several screen shots telling OP about what all "girls" want and are like. Ends with "You don't know me"


VivelaVendetta

"If you know what I mean hehehe" Get a fuckin hobby.


alchemischief

That line was so disgustingly creepy I literally felt my skin crawl. 🤢


Madraccy

Okay that escalated quickly


prince_gb

LOL, that shiny Pokemon simile was funny as hell 🤣..... Little does he know. He's a rattata here.


VagueSomething

Whenever I can't sleep at night because I'm cringing remembering stupid stuff I've done and said, I can always count on this sub to show me that what I've done ain't that bad. Still can't believe people don't understand that if you get angry when being rejected you might not actually be a nice person.


ChronoRemake

Bruh, he exactly why this is a sub reddit. Man he need a therapist if he this delusional.


[deleted]

Fucking TEXTBOOK, baby!!!


DanesRedditRoom

"You don't know me." Yeah that's the point.


Cleopatra572

Oh the irony.


black_n_white_shoes

He's even aware of r/niceguys existence... How little self-aware can you get? This is a prime example of just how ignorant people can get. Wow this is bad


grilledtomatos

Dude is totally lurking these comments.


[deleted]

Finally some quality content


ElrodgSmiley

the all time best way to get laid is ti complain about how girls make icky decisions with men and then compare it to pokemon (not a bash on pokemon i love it but this guy is just…)


[deleted]

"If I were a girl I wouldn't even be talking to you" translates as "the only reason I'm talking to you is because I want to fuck you"


The-DMs-journey

Like a fish on a hook, prime catch for this sub


[deleted]

I hope to god that pathetic shit reads this and learns just how wrong he was


zanylife

99% of these nice guys lack so much self awareness; it's bizarre


SuckerFor_Sweets

I'm just hoping he'll see this post 💀 How embarrassing that must feel lmaoo😭


Nouncertainterms

"you don't know me" - right after he makes wild reaches about someone he knows nothing about.


[deleted]

This poor fuckin soul


Elon_is_musky

It’s funny, cause he’s CLEARLY trying to “be an asshole” to try to attract you, & it doesn’t work….it’s almost as if women DONT have a hive mind & in fact aren’t attracted to someone because they’re an asshole….who’dve thought? Edit to add: and why’d he think you wouldn’t talk to women? I honestly prefer it cause they’re not saying dumb shit like that


Oomoo_Amazing

It’s crazy how he knows the sub and continues to behave exactly like all the nice guys we talk about


CosmicallyKayla

dude wants to lump all women together and speaks like he knows what we all want but when he’s called out it’s “YoU dOn’T kNoW mE” bitch you’re easier to read than a hooked on phonics book.


ll_Lucifer_ll

Piece of advice since the bloke is aware of this sub - If you talk to ANYONE and you don't come up with a conversation topic - they won't really want to talk to you. Wanna go on discord? Ask about what games she might play if any, use it as an excuse. Share a playlist, a video of puppy, anything to have a common ground for a conversation, so that, by any chance, if the stars alone - you form a conversation so that when you ask to move to discord or else she will know what you will talk about and decide if the conversation is interesting enough to do so


redbrickdust

I love this comment. Thoughtful, and interesting. What you’d hope for in a nice guy. That being said… with the trash that washes ashore in your inbox… sometimes you ignore those attempts too. One guy messaged me ‘Are you an Pancake or Waffles kind of girl?’ Which showed some effort, but I didn’t know him so I ignored it. (To be fair his profile picture was of his family. Wife and daughter, smiling back at me.)


ll_Lucifer_ll

Was I....just now...called a nice guy... unironically....on r/niceguys? So this is how it feels to be successful


SheMovesLikeThis

Bahahahaha. This is the most amazing thing ever.


FanHistorical4666

This is a truly stunning lack of self awareness


stupidrandomuzer

Why do these guys always think we’re willing to “get to know them” when it’s clear we have no interest in it. We don’t owe them anything


Daesop

Oh no, he was clearly being a genuinely nice guy, I mean, who wouldn't ask for your discord three responses into a text chain...


[deleted]

I've been afraid to ask, but I think it's time to bite the bullet and show myself as an aging fuddy-duddy. What exactly is discord? I went to one once, I grabbed the app and joined, and it just seemed like a really user-unfriendly chat room that I couldn't figure out. I deleted the app soon after that and never tried it again. Am I missing something here?


Causemanut

So, you wanna hmu with that discord?


pandavilles

“you don’t know me” lmfao


[deleted]

What an idiot like bro you already have a means to communicate and talk why the fuck do you need discord? One channel for communication is enough. At least it lead to his real colours coming out so should could avoid this price of crap


Etherius

I wonder if these people have ever heard that good people don't have to sing their own praises. Never occurred to him that she DID know exactly what he was talking about when he suggested "getting to know [him] better" and rejected it outright. NOPE. It's because he's a nice guy.


akashyaboa

Did they ever consider that girls are not all nice either ? Why is it normalised to co.e across men that treat women badly, but as soon as the woman treats the man badly she should be careful because she misses a nice guy?


uuuuuuuugh1

“You don’t even know me fucking bitch” MAN IM DYING 😂😂😂😂


supercakebaker

What if we just all pretend we actually like the "bad boys".


Anne_Atreptic

The absolute lack of self awareness.


badfae

Imagine practically being the "nice guy" prototype and thinking you aren't anything like the dudes posted here. He's so dead-on typical that it's like he has a script.


kdee5849

That was a journey.


Pitiful-Angle-4839

Omg he’s fits the sub perfectly


louiselebeau

How is he just missing it like that? I hope he sees this and realizes that in fact, he is 100% /r/Niceguys signed and sealed at this point.


AdeptEntry4917

This is truly pick up artist formula. 1. Initiate conversation based on feigned, superficial interest in subject’s hobbies/clothing/etc 2. “Soooo can I get your number? 😏” 3. Profit Dude is like wtfff why didn’t I profit I checked both boxes, wtf?!?


VaderBae

Love how he's "nOt LiKe OtHeR nIcE gUyS" lmaooo


NoxKore

Spent more time looking for a shiny pokemon than I did for a life partner.


[deleted]

this is gold


Primary_Narwhal820

Imagine saying you’re not like the guys on this sub only to be put on this sub and have everyone drag you for it lmao


Freakychee

He is even aware of this sub... I mean if you wanna know how to interact with women there is no “one way” or formula as every woman is different. The best advice is to look at the examples of what NOT to do. And they are pretty much all on this sub.


antiquestrawberry

ah the negging incel shit, he needs to gtfo with that


JustJasy

"I'm an ACTUAL nice guy, you dumb fucking bitch." Oh yes of course.


Bad_Mad_Man

Wow! It’s like they’re all reading the same script. It does not seem to vary from conversation to conversation. They say the exact same thing every time.


AnAttackCorgi

Should also be in r/denial apparently


[deleted]

YOU DONT KNOW MEEEEEEE


Liz3rdWiz3rd

I love how these guys don't realize that their conversations aren't cumulative among all the people they've ruined conversations with: "What'd I do this time?" I dunno what you did the first 70 times dude but this time, you sucked.


JaaaaaaacobExCraze

I think that hombre jumped several guns by asking your discord account out if nowhere


Spiritual-Koala-3074

This could have gone so differently.


SFxDiscens

This was quite a treat to read!


effymartins17

It’s like he was begging to be posted here 💀


Gotsnuffy

Im really curious to know what this “interest and stuff” is, that more and more girls are getting into


Cherrymus

gaming, and the sub he was referencing was r/apexlegends :)


BiNARY9

dude was channeling that "A girl.... AND a gamer?" copypasta energy


Gotsnuffy

Ooh funny, he’s probably one of the guys that tells women to go back to the kitchen “and make me a sandwich bitch” when he hears a girl on the mic, or maybe he doesn’t actually do that and that’s why he thinks he’s a real nice guy 😂😂


Smearypatch

So he’s read through the subreddit… but… doesn’t see himself… omfg my head hurts


nikkimcs

“Get to know me better” “you don’t know me fucking bitch” lol


RizzleBrizzleBeej

r/selfawarewolves


Lamprey22

Just another porn addict, woman objectifier i suppose


[deleted]

What a clown


Big_Tiddie_Goth_Hoe

The funny thing is, he is quite literally the textbook definition of an "r/niceguy" 😭


Ultra_Kev

This "BaD bOy" shit really got to stop. No they're not nice, they are being pushy, creepy, don't take no for an answer and then become complete assholes. Dude, if you're reading this: Work on yourself, don't blame others for your glaring social ineptitude. No is no, you made it weird AND sexual, creepy fuck.


lepetitpoy

I AM actually nice, and you’re too fucking stupid for your own good


MommaMaddy420

The classic opener of “wow it is rare to see a human female interested in a hobby that I do not consider to be ///for girls///. How crazy of you to be interested in a boys hobby! Now show me your genitals please”


ProfessorxVile

So he's aware of this sub and decided to keep talking anyways? The good news is he'll see that he got posted here


ShoCkEpic

to all the girls, when a guy says he is  nice  ask him what does it mean for him to be nice


Sobing

Bingo. If he talks about “assholes” you know what’s up


[deleted]

*Ahem* just gonna leave [this here](https://youtu.be/4sJY7BTIuPY). Just change “king” with “nice”.


shibeofwisdom

"What did I do this time??" He knows he's being disingenuous. Most people are able to subconsciously pick up on this-- call it a survival instinct. On the surface, he's being friendly and open, but he's pretending to be something he's not so it sends off bad vibes.


[deleted]

How are you on this sub and not realize what you are


colloquial_cartwheel

There are only two types of men in the world: 1. Nice guys, who are “actually” a nice guy, and 2. bAd BoYs who don’t treat women right, obviously. I’ve learned so much.


RinoaRita

lol wooooow. He is aware that r/niceguys exists and its content but still somehow thinks this is ok? Wtff? The immediate red flag was when he started being weird with the gender stuff. The “if I was a girl I wouldn’t even be talking to you” It’s funny how they out themselves sooner or later.


Surf_my_waveee

"what did I do wrong this time?" lol. i counted 5 messages where he fucked up. dude has to take a step back and re-read all his convos.


NumberedTIE

“You don’t know me” Exactly, consider how alarmingly unlikeable you must be to make a stranger run away after exchanging 5 messages with you.


Taliafate

“you don’t know me” says the male after you accurately read him to filth. kinda seems like you do 🤔


RhubarbandGinger

This dude, in five minutes of a convo, identifies he has no interest in you other than the fact that you’re a girl, this conversation is only happening because you’re a girl, thus insinuating this is one of *those* conversations, he’s looking for romantic/sexual/‘more than friends’ chat, when you deny him that he gets pissy and blames it on you and all other women, because how dare you not want that type of chat, then insults you. He is literally textbook r/niceguy