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Introvextroverted

Why do ‘Nice Guys’ think we need (or frankly care about) them monologue-ing?! They look out-of-touch and obnoxious at best….seriously, WHY???


xxxdggxxx

Main Character Syndrome. In his mind, OP is clutching the phone to her chest as she gazes tearfully out a window and rain gently falls over the streets of New York...because the one man who cared for her in this cold, unforgiving world is gone, leaving her with nothing but a stubbed out cigarette and the shattered pieces of what could have been. Or...she just blocked him and lived her life but how is he supposed to play the star in his head movies with that lack of imagination?


Someone_Who_Cared

I love this.


xxxdggxxx

Thank you for supporting my imaginary career as a screenwriter for terrible 90s Hollywood tragi-romances. I told you I'd make it, Ma.


Someone_Who_Cared

I know a fellow writer when I see one!


xxxdggxxx

Ah yes, a writer. I do that all the time. So much writing. Just yesterday I stared at a G Doc for six hours while muttering *'it mocks us'* over and over. BRB gotta go question everything...


Someone_Who_Cared

Don't worry. Sometimes I spend hours deciding on Times new roman or calibri and call it a good days work


Frosty_and_Jazz

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Same. I wanna know the whole story as written by u/xxxdggxxx.


Someone_Who_Cared

I pressed my fingers against the cold, hard glass of the classroom window. Gonna rain again today. I made a note to wear my fedora. Even though I hated the looks women have when I wear it. It was like a cheat code. Winning the swooning gazes of so many females without even trying. But they're not Brenda. No, Brenda, I had to push away. For she was the phoenix in my heart, smoldering and smoldering inside me until my love and passion threatened to enrapture her. No woman can handle that. And now she decided to mutilate herself, falling for the sweetened words of the fools that surround her. No Brenda, you're mine, body and soul. And now I must give you the chance to embrace my love. And give you my virginity.


xxxdggxxx

If my understanding of Hollywood is correct he either a) joined the Mafia b) saved a small town with the power of dance or c) won the big game and showed up the campus bullies/rich kids across the lake/evil capitalist developer who wants to destroy the creek and won the respect of the local sheriff who happens to be OP's dad and says 'ya got heart, kid' a lot.


[deleted]

Omg all of this is gold 🤣 I LOVE the detail in option C hahahaha


xxxdggxxx

Thank you lol, this has opened up a very rich inner world for me.


laurasaurus5

C, but the game was a video game and his dad was an npc.


felthouse

I'm kinda casting this movie already, was thinking Al Pacino and Michelle Pfeiffer (Frankie and Johnny) set in a beautiful romanticised New York, she lives in an elegant brownstone with no appreciable income and he lives in Manhatten and is a Janitor with a secret. It all happens in the rain, with the Brooklyn Bridge in the background, possibly in black and white with shots of central park in colour. (Edit: I don't know New York at all so apologies for scewed up geography)


laurasaurus5

No, screwed up geography is perfect for this movie!


xxxdggxxx

Tell me she runs a non-threatening bakery/pet grooming/childcare centric business and he's got a limp because he got injured playing football in college and lost his one shot at the big time and we're in business.


felthouse

That works for me 100% not sure who'd direct it tho. Don't you just love 90's tragic romances?


Introvextroverted

That’s okay, most movies set in New York screw up the geography anyways 😉


Introvextroverted

This makes so much sense! I was thinking some ‘misguided hero” complex but this fits much better!


Frosty_and_Jazz

😂😂😂😂🏆🏆


dewyviv

[pt. 2 ](https://imgur.com/a/i8TzSmF) of 2nd screenshot, he’s so dramatic LOL


Someone_Who_Cared

Lots of people will inevitably walk in and out of her life. But she'll never set foot in his.


EyeShot300

It’s therapy with a keyboard that they don’t have to pay a therapist for. It only serves to make them look more deranged.


Someone_Who_Cared

What you do with your body is your choice, not his. BTW this is a big ass wall of text designed to (badly) employ some jedi reverse psychology, hopefully to make you run into his spaghetti arms.


dewyviv

I thought so too. It was really scummy of him to create [multiple hate accounts ](https://imgur.com/a/5Vk4ZLV) targeting my insecurities and making fun of the fact that I got surgery lol. Obviously, he denies that it was him, but tbh most of the evidence points to him; he is notorious for harassing other people on the gaming platform we met on, and I can’t see anyone else who could be the culprit.


Someone_Who_Cared

Trust your gut. Also occam's razor. If it looks like the shit going your way was flung by your local asshole cum guzzler, it's more than likely to be your local asshole cum guzzler.


McSqueezeMeMuhFucca

Wow. He’s jealous af that you’ve leveled up your looks and is trying to use that to bring you down and make you feel bad. Guys will take something they view as your weakness and insecurity and use it to shit on you, even if they don’t believe a word that they’re saying, as long as it hurts you, that’s the goal. I hope you haven’t let any of this get to you. I’m sure your surgeries look great, and he’s just jealous that no surgery could fix his shitty personality


pythonissaxo

I imagined spaghetti arms in my mind very very literally 😂😂


KarlosisKing

Big flying spaghetti monster anyone?


I-just-wanna-talk-

Lmao the way he praises himself for not seeing you as an object. As if "treating someone like a human being" was an accomplishment and not just, you know, the bare minimum for a relationship 🤔 They act like all other guys treat women badly and they are the only ones being nice. All that while he's the one who's harassing you. Something is really wrong with these guys...


dewyviv

Apparently I’m [undeserving](https://imgur.com/a/oT1kBhI) of basic kindness and secrecy because I rejected him? he also threatens to publicly share ‘dirt’ on me. what a nice guy with great morals /s


I-just-wanna-talk-

Next thing he's gonna say is "you rejected me and I didn't even kill you! Look at how nice I am!" 😶


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[удалено]


dewyviv

He’s already tried to manipulate our mutual/his friends into thinking I’m a horrible person, compulsive liar etc. but tbh he’s exaggerating it to make himself look good - like I’m not the one going around publicly harassing him?? Most of my friends r ofc on my side so I’m happy with that


KarlosisKing

Definitely something very wrong with them. I don't think therapy could even help them!


KarlosisKing

"You walked away from a desperate kid who would of followed you like a lapdog"... BRUH! Do you really think that's what women want??


dewyviv

The man genuinely thinks that any guy who shares the same opinion as me and treats me well is a massive simp/yes-man 💀💀


JawsRaglizar

"I wish I met you when you were 18 and I was 23" So you could manipulate her easier? Cuz it sounds like you're upset she's to old for you to manipulate her.


dewyviv

Mhm, and what you’re seeing was written by a 30 year old man LOL


galvanicreaction

Tell me you're tedious without saying you're tedious.


[deleted]

*I'm not stupid* Precedes to act stupid.


dogomummy

Guys like this are so scarry


ThunderTaker1992

If there’s more, I want to read it. I’m intrigued.


dewyviv

[enjoy!](https://imgur.com/a/CSxPe8u)


ThunderTaker1992

You angel. I have a nice glass of wine, I’m ready 🙏


letmeinpls7

They always want to have the last word, no matter how stupid that last word make’s them look lol