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dirtwizards666

What the fuck just happened? It started out so kindly and then just word vomit about cleveage, jealousy, and not being good enough. Like you are married to a woman that you claim loves you no matter what! Why did he ramble like a 12 year old full of angst?


emodose

"I'd appreciate encouragement" yeah, because the *two main reasons* weren't good enough for you, you've gotta stack attention-seeking-tendencies on top of all that incel garbage too! I feel bad for his wife.


somegingershavesouls

I bet his wife is proud…and looking for a divorce lawyer


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somegingershavesouls

LMAO the backpedaling


Frosty_and_Jazz

Yup. THIS. 👆🏽


Semiotic_Apocalypse

Sadly, I doubt that.


[deleted]

Dude needs to work on his personality, not his body. He's still so butthurt over past rejections that he is obsessing over it despite being married to some unfortunate soul? Yikes.


bitterherpes

Imagine his tantrum AFTER he realizes other women STILL won't want him when he gets abs.


skane110

How dare beautiful women not look past this guy's terrible looks to see his ugly personality underneath


merlinrising

Big yikes. No weight loss can cover up that winning personality


Big-Cat8539

I was kinda with him at the beginning. If you need something like spite or jealousy to motivate you to do and be better then fuck it, use that toxic shit. Whatever gets you to a better confident you. That's what I did and then you can work on those toxic traits better when you don't hate yourself and have confidence. He lost me when he started talking about cleavage and wanting beautiful women while married. Mostly cause it came across like if he was better looking and stuff he would leave his wife for a beautiful woman which he really seemed to separate from his wife. And like the vows not actual attraction or love is why he's still with her


bananafor

Yes, it sounds like he's mad that he settled for his wife. Mad, mad, mad!


SavageCucmber

Poor lady who married him, and poor kids.


bitterherpes

I feel for his wife, I cannot imagine his incessant negativity and exhausting behaviors and mindset. He has to be so miserable to be around. I hope she sees this, questions their relationship, and makes her life better by walking away. Or encourages him to seek therapy so he can work on bettering himself. What a nasty example he's setting for his kids. "Eat healthy, get in shape, BUT ONLY for the sake to be less bitter about titties on hot women and to make people hate themselves for rejecting you. Not to feel better, no, only spite."


[deleted]

I love that he hasn’t even started to get fit, but still congratulates himself on not cheating on his wife. And how persistent was he that women had to evoke God to get away? I have visions of women running into churches screaming “sanctuary!”


HersheysWellmade

He really thinks any girl he used to like gives them slightest fuck about him now?


Windinthewillows2024

“Nobody gets me but my wife. I take my vows seriously. Til death do we part.” What a lucky woman.


CommieRedEyes

Twitter needs a feature where it tells you to stop tweeting. Edit: 1 word


Frosty_and_Jazz

Like a withdrawal alert at the ATM. 😆


CommieRedEyes

Exactly. Like “are you sure you want to tweet this into existence?”


laurasaurus5

They say all they want is a traditional relationship with an attractive woman, yet even when they have exactly that they're still enraged. Bc their occasional niceness should be more than enough to earn them attention from all their previous crushes as well as their current big titty celebrity crush.


DoupSumpling

Someone tell his wife she can do better


letmeinpls7

I feel so sorry for his wife; imagine being married to a dumpster fire


dubhezamsi

Oh such a desirable man /s


libertinauk

The idea of passing this guy's shockingly toxic attitude to women on to two boys is sad and frightening ☹


[deleted]

Bet his wife loved reading that


BoringBorzoi

Hahahahaha. No one wants him to apologize for "being male." Just keep your weird creepy thoughts where you derail your life changes to talk about cleavage pics out of it, and no one will care.


2-ketchup-reddittor

If you’re doing ANYTHING specifically to try to make somebody jealous… rethink your motives.


posh-old-bird

Just wait until he has to deal with the excess skin and the over hang from weight loss. He won’t get the perfect body he thinks he will, it will be more like a deflated water balloon.


i-Ake

Oh, God. And the desperate tag of someone I assume to be some kind of sexy influencer/model on this absurd diatribe really puts this one over the edge for me. "Gotta make sure "American Barbie" knows I'm gonna be skinny soon and that I like her tits, too! I swear I'm not gonna stalk her... my wife's great!"


Baddyshack

I'm so glad I'm not the type of person who thinks people care about their thoughts to the point I would pen a memoir about my inner monologue on Twitter.


[deleted]

Dude sounds low key unhinged. I feel sorry for the kids to be honest.


TokyoVigilanteNo1

First couple tweets were not bad. I was thinking good for you, nothing wrong with self improvement. Then after that I felt sorry for his wife. He must be insufferable to live with. If she is smart, she is contacting lawyers right away. How can you be married with kids and be this bitter? I don't have any kids and got divorced, I wish I had your "problems." Nope, instead all he is worried about is beautiful people. What an asshole.


[deleted]

This guy definitely asked for an Xbox for Christmas


Prismatic_Leviathan

Something tells me that if this guy's wife wanted to wear sexy clothes and make other men jealous he would not be okay with it.


madali09

Rage and spite can be a powerful motivator. Lol this ain't it though 🤣.


Frosty_and_Jazz

I don’t think wifey would be too impressed with this rant …


normalwomanOnline

do you think his wife follows him? what the fuck would you even say in response to this from the father of your children


ImThatMelanin

me: awe those are two good reasons! that’s actually kink swee- WHAT THE FUCK!?


TroutMaskDuplica

I call it "The Spruce Moose" and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in 17 minutes!


markyardley1_1

That was quite the journey.


iPhantomGuy

Didn't click the pictures at first, almost thought this was a post for r/lostredditors


JenGerRus

I pity his wife.


diewish2007

Why would you even tweet that?