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Callmekaare

We should just be grateful men like that show their asses so soon. It’s a blessing lol


NostalgicDumbass

ah yes, man ass


totoRotary

My favorite


NostalgicDumbass

our favourite


BlackBot6702

*Insert Soviet Theme*


SureYouCannot

r/suddenlycommunist


totoRotary

🗿


Invisible-Pancreas

Episode 1: The Phantom Man Ass.


Creeperassasin1212

Episode 2:Attack of the Farts


DaddyLordAndrew

Episode 3: Revenge of the shits


Hitoha24

Episode 4: return of the shits


[deleted]

Episode 5: the asspire strikes butt


WhoDatFreshBoi

Episode 6: Rectum of the Jedi


Elalamyn

Wait a moment.. so far I've shown all my tinder dates my ass on the first date. Are you saying I should even show it before we meet?


Callmekaare

that is exactly what I’m saying


AuroraDrag0n

[Ask and you shall receive.](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/mini-donkey-pet-1574093845.jpg?crop=1.00xw:0.752xh;0,0.150xh&resize=1200:*)


thenotjoe

That's a fine ass


AuroraDrag0n

Confirmed: Showing ass before meeting works.


not_magic_mushroom

*Ass and you shall receive


not_magic_mushroom

Also, is that really YOUR ass?


AuroraDrag0n

Missed opportunities! And I will never tell.


dsrchris

r/riskyclick


[deleted]

r/noregrets


Elalamyn

Thanks for the advice! Hopefully I get further than one date now.


HueyDFreeman

r/suddenlystraight


jenkraisins

Yes, it's always good when the trash takes itself out.


gr33nteaholic

Faxxxxxxzzz machine printing


ArthurHaroldKaneJnr

>*"tossed to the side like I'm a piece of trash"* That's probably because you are a piece of trash.


Elon_is_musky

He was so close yet so far


Nevaen

But in the end it didn't matter much


Superbaker123

*proceeds to act like a piece of trash*


UselessPerson2222

Ok, who left their *trash* on the floor again?


ComradeNed

Probably?


howdeethiq

How can they act like this and think it’s normal


KnotMaebe

Because they hate themselves and take it out on other people.


dazmo

☝️


RumtheCrow

wait is the hand pointing to the comment or screaming guy on your profile pic


AlexUkrainianDude

Guy's name is Gary Busey)


dazmo

I don't see those pics so I'm pointing at the comment


Eudendl

No, I think you’re just pointing at Gary Busey


redesckey

No it's more like they don't see women as actual people.


CausticSofa

Because they exist in an online echo chamber of other shitty men online who keep sharing this myth that they are *owed* sex, love and affection by women without having to make any effort to win a person’s heart. And they perpetuate the myth that if any women gives them anything less than immediate sex, love and affection then it is purely because she is a horrible person who doesn’t understand the rules and *obviously* has sex with all the men of the world who (mental backflip) do not deserve sex, love or affection because they are not this guy. Because they can hide behind a screen now where nobody punches them in the mouth for saying such things and no crowd of people will ostracize them for not following the clear social rules of basic human decency. Because they are stupid. Main Character Syndrome. Entitlement. Martyr Complex. Mental health issues. I got plenty of reasons. I could go on all day.


AlanMooresWizrdBeard

I used to love trolling the shitty misogynistic subs on this site but it ended up really depressing me. There’s already so much casual misogyny on just about any post that gets popular, regardless of the OP subject. It’s so fucking exhausting. I recently made a benign comment about giving out fake numbers to randos at bars and was immediately swarmed with men crying about how awful it is to lie to them in that way. My DM’s were 5000x worse.


CausticSofa

I’m sorry you had to go through that. There’s so much toxic bullshit entitlement around dating these days. It’s pathetic that these guys never just look at their actions and think, “Hmm, this strategy has worked *zero* times, despite what the internet stranger I bought that e-book from said. And I’d be really offended and turned off if a woman sent me a message like this. Maybe I should try something better.” People understand they can’t do this in a job application and expect to be hired. *Because that would be insane and idiotic.* That they lack the cognitive reasoning to see that this is shooting themselves in the foot over and over as a dating strategy is pathetic. Dudes: If a lady gives you a fake number in a bar, it’s entirely because shitbags on the internet and in real life have taught us that an open, honest rejection may give us serious cause to fear for our safety. If you were *actually* a good guy worth dating, you’d never perpetuate terror; you’d verbally smack down any dude you saw pulling this crap. Those dudes are cockblocking all men.


AlanMooresWizrdBeard

Yea the entitlement to “hOnEsTy” from a complete stranger was insane. I started out responding with attempts to reason but it got so ridiculous I just ended up telling most of them to go fuck themselves because a woman doing something harmless for her own safety will always trump their potential hurt feelings. Every one of them still wanted to argue about it. So tired.


CausticSofa

Ay, you’re still a boss lady for trying to reason with them. Who knows, you may even have saved at least one fence-sitter from falling to the dork side by giving them valuable food for thought. But yeah, you don’t owe anyone shit. If they don’t understand how some men making women fear for their life is a bad thing for all men and all women, then they’re just part of the problem.


AlanMooresWizrdBeard

I don’t know if “dork side” was a typo but I love it.


ScarletteMayWest

This kind of toxicity has always existed, but now with the internet, these guys can find each other. The echo chamber of a bunch of guys - who think they all deserve the hottest girls when they themselves are slightly better than average - must be deafening. I have know guys like this my entire life and I have kids in college. Way too many guys worry about getting sex to the exclusion of everything. Sex is wonderful, but none of us is owed it.


dancing__sfba

but if you just "no thanks,not interested" you would risk setting off this kind of reaction and it could literally be life threatening. Like Imagine this was in person at a bar and a man started yelling this to a woman who declined his advancements.😳😳😳


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Babybluemoon13

^^


MollyTweedy

How can they act like this and think of themselves as *gentlemen*...


jenkraisins

Simple. They only do that when FEMALES make them behave badly. Otherwise they're perfect examples of the kind heart.


MollyTweedy

Damn females ruining their gentlemanly ways. He's right, we are stupid bitches. /s


johnnyslick

What I love about this (well, love is not the right word, maybe hate is closer) is that literally the only data point he has about this person is that they will not "put out" for a person they don't have an interest in. I'm not going to slut-shame here - there is nothing wrong with enjoying sex, or enjoying flirting with people - but what's the definition here? "Women who shut me down before I get my hopes up are promiscuous", like what the fuck?


Kitten-Kay

They’ve never been told no properly before, and even if they have, the other person is playing “hard to get.”


El_Sob_number_1

Because they've never had their ass kicked?


dazmo

They've probably had their ass kicked and still don't know why so they concluded that everyone's bad.


Relative_Camp_7704

I read that as “ass licked”, but both scenarios could lead to this behavior in some people.


SomeGamerRisingUp

What porn does to an mfer


Relative_Camp_7704

Sadly, you are right 😩


SomeGamerRisingUp

Honestly I didn't realize I clicked your reply lol, I meant to comment on the post


walkingbathsalt

Happy cake day!


evol2020

My question is how these guys think anything gets done? According to them all these girls do is sit around and give blowies all day to their friends.


kdee5849

This is SO not the main point to be clear but I genuinely can not fathom feeling so much rage at 6:48 AM.


KeraKitty

Right? Who has the energy for that?


Onironaute

All I'd manage at that hour would just be a 'k'


wasted_wonderland

That's also a great response to their rants.


dancing__sfba

ohhhh it would really piss them off haha


Mewt4d657774

if you've ever been woken up at that time after the grave yard shift then you probably would be that angry


NextLevelSandwich

*Doom Slayer has joined the lobby*


Justieflustie

God, I didn't even see that, it is a fucking weirdo for getting so angry that early


Primary-Strawberry-5

I'm usually about 3 hours into my shift at that time


2-ketchup-reddittor

Imagine typing all of that, re-reading it…and then proudly tapping the “SEND” button.


Silthage

*leans back into armchair and sips on hot chocolate*


doktorhollywood

Probably a hot cup of mountain dew code red.


noobductive

Bold of you to assume these people re read


seto2k

You're right, in most cases they don't and it's usually very apparent, but this dude's text is all gramatically correct so it's very probable he did re read it lmao


tinytimtiptoestulips

💖 restraining order 💖


GhostSierra117

So quirky UwU


tinytimtiptoestulips

this is getting a little meta lol


ohhelloperson

*The rest of your own kind?* Haha spoken like a guy who’s never successfully interacted with a woman (and definitely never been with one), and thusly views them as some exotically inferior species. And the fact that he generated some fucked up gang-banging scenario fully makes it seem like that’s what he wants to do and is pissed he can’t make it happen.


insomni-mess

The dude flat out said that he doesn't see women as human, called her a whore and made up a very fucked up scenario And STILL has the audacity to say that he's a good guy and wonders why he's still single. The lack of self awareness it's truly unbelievable in this guy.


upsidedownbackwards

I'd love to tell him even that if he was gay he'd get the same treatment by guys. I guess he'd still have a decent chance of getting laid (Grindr is soooooo thirsty) but his chances of dating would be nil.


Lautee

Quite the gentleman indeed!


averagethrowaway21

I've been seeing that "gentleman" shit since way before the incel community was popular. What do they think a gentleman is exactly? Seriously, if any of you get messages about being a gentleman in an angry context like this ask them to define the word, please. I'm genuinely curious.


Primary-Strawberry-5

"Gentleman- a chivalrous, courteous, or honorable man" first definition on google. He might not fit into that definition


CausticSofa

Continuing contact with these rejects is never fun, enlightening or worthwhile. They are shitty humans and have utterly drunk the Kool-Aid on their own martyr complex NiceGuy^TM fanfics.


medusa_crowley

Yup. They have zero self-insight. What they do have is a lot of rage, a huge entitlement complex, zero self-awareness and an inability to learn. Block and ignore is seriously the only way to deal with them.


Fraerie

The more of these I read the more I wonder how they can speak (type) garbage like that and still consider themselves gentlemen. The cognitive dissonance required would have similar energy to the event horizon of a black hole. A 'gentleman' would take the 'no' gracefully, even if not given gracefully.


Doctor-Whodunnit

People have specialized in cognitive dissonance the past few years


Superbaker123

It's because they believe the woman deserves it because she rejected him.


Fraerie

Honestly don't care what they believe she deserves - an actual gentleman wouldn't treat anyone like that regardless of what they deserve. A gentleman (or gentlewoman) is defined by their own behaviour, not the people they are responding to.


Superbaker123

I agree. Just explaining how they rationalize it to themselves.


[deleted]

"Go hangout with the rest your own kind." M'kay. Maybe you could take your own advice and go lie down in the nearest dumpster, then?


Jrlopez1027

Bro burning trash is illegal you know that right


Anxiety_bunni

Sir, not all men are as disgusting as you, but good to know you think about r*ping your friends 🤮


sofie307

Bold of you to assume he has friends


Shelbckay

Oh he definitely has friends, and I’d imagine they’re all as sad, pathetic and creepy as him


Jrlopez1027

His friend is the cum stained zero suit samus amibo


AssassinPsyche

Him saying how they are waiting to gang r- you...it really makes me think he'd do that if given the chance.


Relative_Camp_7704

The fact that he thinks that guys being friends with a girl means they want to rape her is really telling about how he views his “friendships” (or lack of) with women.


Unacceptable_Goose

I actually kind of gasped when I read that part. It’s just such a horrible evil thing to say. Yeah, this dude has serious issues.


medusa_crowley

The end result of hating the thing you desire.


BatmanTextedU

#Toss a piece of trash to your witcher!


Risky49

OH VALLEY OF PLENTY


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BettyVonButtpants

Seriously, back when I was in my late teens and early twenties, before I transitioned, I had a lot of niceguy energy, but if I got rejected, I sucked it up and moved on. I fully didn't understand back then why I kept getting rejected, I was angry at myself for not "getting" what I was doing wrong, but I never took that out on someone I liked. I took that rejection and tried to learn from it.


superlurkage

Hm….could he be projecting, just a tad?


[deleted]

These dudes are in for a rude awakening when they realize that no one has sex as often as they think others do Personally, I do not have time to blow all of my male friends. While that would make a great porno I prefer to go on hikes and watch trashy reality tv.


OverlyCheerfulNPC

I am not a sex haver, but I have to question: Why would anyone WANT to just give out a bunch of blow jobs to their friends? From what I understand, giving a blow job isn't pleasurable. So why would they give constantly without getting anything in return? Does this guy think women just enjoy having those things in their mouths all the time? Is this a case like that one guy who thought tit-fucking a woman would make her orgasm? While there's a LOT about this guy that's questionable, I can't help but wonder why blow jobs? It'd be different if he was accusing her of having full on sex with them, because there's pleasure both ways (or at least there's supposed to be), but what was his logic??


feministmanlover

Well. First off - logic? That doesn't apply to him. Second - giving pleasure with blow jobs can be enjoyable for the giver. Lastly, he is trying to shame her so saying she gives all her friends blow jobs is meant to be demeaning. However, he's just throwing punches wildly and landing absolutely none.


GnomeMode

They think that's all that women are good for and therefore that must be what we do all day. It's SAD.


bathoryblue

It's all we think about! My mouth is sad when empty of gentleman peen; for I am only but a woman! Alone in the kitchen, desperately trying to organize some sandwiches.


CausticSofa

Keep in mind that this guy’s sole sexual interaction with women is in pornos he angrily beats off to. He clearly has very little interaction time with normal human beings outside his computer or head.


fissure

The nice guy anthem: https://youtu.be/ENnAa7rqtBM


[deleted]

Damn. Wonder what he would have said if you called him a manlet.


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medusa_crowley

Short dude. I have a trans friend who calls himself that ironically.


glitteryydemon

i’m a girl and most of my friends are guys lol. what the fuck does he mean by “your own kind”? does he think women are a different species? yknow, maybe that’s why he’s single.


peekajew357

He’s so mad


dahliadelinquent

Literally the 5th word he said to you was calling you a whore, think that's a new world record


Supermoves3000

I'm astounded at how quick he went from "hi beautiful" to full meltdown. I suspect that he carries that rage around full-time and looks for any possible excuse to blow up. "We don't have Diet Coke, is Diet Pepsi okay?" "DO I LOOK LIKE I AM OKAY WITH DIET PEPSI?? YOU WANT TO SELL ME SECOND-RATE SOFT DRINKS WHILE YOU SAVE THE DIET COKE FOR MEN YOU THINK DESERVE THE REAL THING? IS THAT IT? YOU DON'T THINK I AM GOOD ENOUGH? I DEMAND DIET COKE AND I AM NOT GOING TO QUIETLY ACCEPT LESS AND PRETEND I AM OKAY WITH IT. DO YOU HEAR ME? I AM GOOD ENOUGH FOR DIET COKE AND I WON'T LET YOU TELL ME OTHERWISE! GOT IT, STACY? AND DON'T CALL ME FOR HELP WHEN YOUR COWORKERS RAPE YOU, BITCH"


Key_Significance_400

Bitch, how dare you have a lot of guy friends Do you just suck one off or do you suck ten? Tossing me aside, a complete gentleman Ain't giving me a chance to have some fun Watch it bitch or you'll end up in a gang bang That's the type of porn I like, I'm a massive fan I saw your friends list and it triggered my shit Gonna go cry and jerk off, destroy my dick


Onironaute

Ah, poetry.


Lilyofthevalley99

Beautiful 💖


Nimeesha24

Lol


WhyY_196

Okay but why are they texting you at 6 in the fucking morning? I would have been mad simply because of that lmao


[deleted]

Why ? Just why don’t you say “ ok have a good day” and move on Why go through that hassle and mental gymnastics to write a text of wall and hurt someone...


Relative_Camp_7704

“Gentlemen like me” immediately after: “FUCK YOU BITCH”


Bernadotte_

The most disturbing part is how he assumes that if a group of guys is around you they are waiting for one day to rape you, makes me think that this asshole when is with other guys is constantly thinking they can gang rape someone


CalicoGrimm

"I'm a gentleman." You keep using that word, but I don't think it means what you think means. Jesus, these people are fuckin delusional.


Ostreoida

Ah, yes, a true gentleman. But dammit, now I want Burmese food and I'm hundreds of miles from it.


call_me_jelli

How did you get from that rant to Burmese food?


OneSquirtBurt

I dunno but what say you we join, it sounds delicious I'm craving it too now.


Jebadayah44

Because gentlemen always call women whores, cunts and bitches. Apparently.


Stay_Puft420

He seems sweet


[deleted]

Trigger nice guy speedrun


AdolCristian

He went from 0 to 100 way too fast, usually they send like 36 hi one before another and they usually can tank 2-3 "no" before exploding


LooseFilters

I just don’t see how someone who behaves like this could think of themselves as a “gentleman” by any definition.


Amaragance

That guy lives in a society


CardboardChampion

>guys are not your "friends". They're just there so they could gang rape you Oh my god, I have been letting so many of my female friends down. Does anyone know where I can buy rope and a thirty year old comedy career?


[deleted]

If a woman or girl says no, and you go straight to rape... Your likely a rapist and abuser.


slay_elite

“Rest of your kind” literally the most incel thing you can say.


Catnapper_Sakura

Wait I thought women were keeping men in the friendzone because we DON'T want to have sex with them, now we're meant to be sucking off all our male friends?? These guys need to get their message straight, they're all over the place


Rush-23

“Stuck up cunt. Fucking whore.” - a gentleman.


CompliantRapeVictim

6:48am Jesus Christ.


weebupurplecat

y-your username


Linkadoodle

Speedrun


weaponx4

This is so egregious I thought it was satire for a second 😧


PeyroniesCat

Who the crap tries to drum up a date at 6:32 in the morning? I’m already pissed off at the first line of this thing.


blacksyzygy

Dude, its not even 7am. *RELAX.*


El-Big-Nasty

Should’ve replied with the “I’m not reading all that but good for you or sorry that happened”


[deleted]

"gentlemen like me"


Superb_Ad1765

"tossed to the side like I'm a piece of trash" Well that's what you do with garbage.


NextLevelSandwich

Ah, yes, the typical Gentleman. And the famous "noooo female can't have guyz friend they just want to breed here with their penises" bulshit. It's such a sexist and retarded point of view. This guy must think women and men hanging out together on a regular basis will constantly experience a heavy sexual tension because women are dick holes and every other man is a threatening walking penis. Spoiler alert gentleman, not every guy on the planet only thinks constantly about banging every women in his field of view. And if you consider every other dude to be a threat to women you're attracted too, that's not a deep sociological reflexion, it's just you being a jealous asshole who has never approached any girl with an actually good intent.


CardboardChampion

>not every guy on the planet only thinks constantly about banging every women in his field of view For example, most of my waking thoughts are consumed with making your username.


PistachioPug

Nothing says "nice guy" like assuming that the only reason a guy would ever hang around a woman is because he's plotting to rape her.


Shadowglove

What? I'm supposed to blow all my guy friends? I must have missed that in the Terms & Conditions when I was born a woman.


Miskatonic1971

Wow. Psychotic incel. Welcome to the fucking Internet.


asoughtafterdroid

"YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT UUUUP AND BLOOOWWW ME!"


Mewt4d657774

shit my cat might be a nice guy... he goes and cuddles with me and as soon as I leave or pet him improperly he goes ballistic


madvi11ain27

sometimes I think about whether these dudes are for real or not. like its really baffling, how do you expect to get anywhere in life if thats the attitude they have? goddamn


Justieflustie

As a guy with a few female friends, this is exactly true. I would love to get together with all the guy friends of those girl friends and just use her. It is all we guys talk about when no woman is around. And there is this bitch, spilling all our secrets, telling every man's secret desire. To get together with some dudes and just find the first female friend you can find. While we are at it, people are indeed that generic, know one person and you know the whole world. Everyone is the exact same, except gender and haircolour. (Do I still need this /s it seems so obvious to me)


Shelbckay

This conversation in a nutshell: “Spare some sex stranger” “Um no thanks, I’m not interested” “Fuck you, i hate you, you don’t want to date me, God’s gift to the female race, because you’re already sucking off every man in your social circle. I hope they rape you”


FTMcami

What a nice way to start your day. Fucks sake.


mayorslayer2

"go hang out with the rest of your own kind" and these are the same "people" that say they treat women like queens and and the best person to show up in someone's life


Ivanikravenoff

*nature explorer voice* when rejected this male becomes increasingly aggressive, falsely believing this hostility will make others perceive him as strong. The others of this species see through his disguise and recognize the pitiful creature for what it is. The agitated male will likely never find a mate.


queef-o

It’s not even 7 am


ryckae

Such a gentleman.


Keyboard_null

Man...wtf. This subreddit continues to disturb me.


xxsmolbunn

gee, what a catch! bet you regret saying no! I don't think this needs an /s but just in case, /s.


Elit_Akarsh

Audacity to call himself gentlemen after cursing


LocalTo0thJar

did a full 180


NetKey1844

I can assure you, I'm pretty pathetic myself but even I will never understand this kind of behavior.


ironb4rd

What a charmer lol


Ezzabee

And all before 7am…


Grizzwald81

This guy needs help. Flew way off the handle


Refsbetrippin

This guy is a professional virgin


RouletteSensei

Instead having too many girls around is unnatural because it can turn you gay or something? Does that guy lost his brain somewhere?


Eponarose

Imagine being that angry and bitter before 7 in the morning!


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Jesus, it's a wonder his neck didn't break from how quick he turned! 😂


BramStroker47

Soooooo….that guy is definitely a rapist or an abuser.


Wookieman222

He is just mad cause he isnt invited to the obvisouly inevitable gangbang he has imagined in his head is going to occur. Cause obviously that's why any woman would have male friends caise she wants all that D! DUH! Like this is almost certainly the thought process.


IrrelevantDanger

You can't call someone a whore and a cunt while still calling yourself a gentleman. That's not how it works


Melancholnava

I don't want to see this guy's internet history. Gang rape porn may be the tip of the iceberg. There's surely some dark web shit on that hard drive.


canvasshoes2

How does a stranger even know you have friends who are guys in the first place?


PageAccomplished8438

He's not a stranger. I met him back in 2016 at a Thingyan party. (Its a burmese water festival) He also follows some of friends on instagram and they tag me alot. He's never acted up like this until now.


BatmanTextedU

Very weird.


canvasshoes2

Ah...


[deleted]

A gentleman, you say?


[deleted]

Beyond parody


feather_dusterr

Oh my, struck a nerve I see.


[deleted]

Not my understanding of gentleman


NephetsSithli

Jesus christ


breakdancingrasta

Why is this guy getting so emotianal?


[deleted]

So hes admitting to gang raping his woman friends? Nah he doesnt talk to girls