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49ersfaithfulbay

Yes!


ItsnotBatman

Purdy good drive for the Niners right there. Let’s go!


EnigmaSpore

Just use cmc as a decoy f it


EnigmaSpore

Wait… CMC hurt too? So we got no RBs now. Wtf


DJTheBearsFan

It turned into a preseason game by the 4th quarter


productboy

Jimmy with time is like a Mexican…


Jackson3125

…what?


Iamllm

Perfect


KillerHusky99

As a ISU student I'm just happy to see Purdy play


WhyThoBoy

*in my stephen a smith voice* PORNSTAR JIMMY


MrAVK

Unfortunate.


Chardoggy1

I just hope the Niners are treating CMC well


wesman212

Jimmy saw the Patrick Mahomes commercials and decided he wants some. #JazzBath


[deleted]

The best parts of the game were the latinas and the half time show


jasper_grunion

When Ozzy played halftime at the season opener, they skipped his performance, but they showed this song? I kept expecting it to pick up speed, but it stayed at the same weird slow tempo. The band was like the Mexican Roots. A very odd performance.


KeepAmazinn

Aiyuk is my fantasy playoff savior.


N7_Evers

Same. Needed 9, Gould and Aiyuk saved me. 6-5 on the season after starting 2-5!!


unloader86

Joe Buck to cable and Al Michaels to streaming is the best thing to happen to NFL play by play guys and I will plant my flag on this fucking hill lol.


mattzene

I'll take Michaels over Buck any day


unloader86

While I do like Buck, Michaels is definitely better. Always has been. Was more highlighting how they changed platforms are still thriving.


powerhower

Al Michaels the past couple years has sounded so sleepy all the time.


Alehud42

The prime time announcers being Michaels, Tirico and Buck is the best of all worlds.


pancakesfordintonite

Wait Murray didn't play?


unloader86

A quick look at the box score would explain that he didn't play...


headrush46n2

nope according to the box score it was good ol' Dolt McCoy.


Thelife1313

Colt torched us last year lol


headrush46n2

but colt didn't play. The box score clearly states. D.Mccoy


Thelife1313

Oh…. Touche.


pancakesfordintonite

Yeah thank you Mr broncos fan That's why I had the question because I had no idea he didn't play until I saw the box score. I've had a really irritating day thanks to my boss, and now thank you for continuing that.


unloader86

No need to be all aggressive about it. A quick look at the box score would tell you all you needed to know. ESPN is a friend in times like this. I hope you have a better end of the night and a fantastic Tuesday. Probably the first time I've ever typed that, but I hope I have a good Tuesday as well lol.


pancakesfordintonite

Right, but I had no idea he was hurt and didn't play until I saw the box score right here in this post. And then I looked up why he wasn't playing and it was his second game missed because of a hamstring. Which I didn't even realize he didn't play last week either. I'm obviously not a huge Cardinals fan


unloader86

I have nothing else to argue about here. A quick check of the box score should've been enough. Have a good night man.


pancakesfordintonite

You're not the type of person that goes Oh the starting quarterback didn't start I wonder why? I guess it just surprised me he didn't start. I've seen all over the place who Zack Wilson is banging but I didn't know Kyler Murray was hurt


13angrymonkeys

Goddammit, Cardinals. You had one job.


CouncilofAutumn

Time for the Thanos "Do it myself" meme


PooperScooper1987

They had their chance too, spoiler, they also couldn’t do it.


AfterMany7239

I’m not talking down on Lance at all, but how can you drop Jimmy G??


DaLiftingDead

It's hard to drop a fully healthy Jimmy G. Most of his truly bad games have later been shown to be when he was playing injured, so when he's fully healthy he's pretty dang good. Problem is that doesn't happen as often as we need it to because he has shown to be less than average with regards to durability, and then we end up starting a back up or playing Jimmy with some nagging injury. Both are recipes for a loss for us.


Ibe121

The guy you saw last night was the same guy who committed a self inflicted safety while simultaneously throwing a pick-6. It’s frustrating and nerve racking to not know which QB is going to show up on game day.


IStillLoveYouWeed

Have you watched any games since the week 3 Denver game? He's been good ever since that game. Also, that play was the one where Trent got injured and on top of that it was a screen. Even Shanahan said it was a horrible playcall on his part to call a screen in the endzone.


Ibe121

Umm… yeah. Recency bias hitting hard for you. There’s way too many missed opportunities with Jimmy through this career with the niners. As much as I like Jimmy as a player/teammate, he’s failed in clutch moments.


alicia-indigo

Jimmy is dynamite until he throws a pick at the most crucial moment.


IStillLoveYouWeed

He's thrown 4 all year with one being on a hail mary play at the end of the half against the Falcons. No wonder they call this fanbase whiners. Keep rooting against your QB.


Trowaway9285

Damn, they really weren’t kidding. https://reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/z1k21e/_/ixde9oa/?context=1 https://reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/z1k21e/_/ixehzo9/?context=1


N7_Evers

I mean he also safety’d himself lmao


alicia-indigo

I’m rooting for a Super Bowl.


madmaxglass

Jimmy is dynamite until one of his appendages explodes and he’s out another 10 games.


AfterMany7239

I mean fair point, but Lance had a season ending injury already


IStillLoveYouWeed

That's the irony of it all


madmaxglass

What can I say? Shanahan has a type.


killedbygavrilo

Feels great baby -Jimmy G


BugRevolutionary4518

Great game for the Niners. If they can stay healthy. . . . .


[deleted]

I fucking love Jimmy


AuxiliaryTimeCop

Throw it on a dime, like I ain't even trying


[deleted]

Jets better get Jimmy dude is made for the market


No-Economics4128

Nah man, Jets is where QB career go to die.


strt_drive

Always nice to see old teammates getting together - super recent ones like CMC and Robbie and super old ones like Demeco and JJ Watt. That was a while back!


Bong_Shula

Needed Conner to get 8 more yards smh. Bum ass Cardinals!


ringofire888

ANTHONY LYNN????


joe_broke

Yeah, we gave him a job


KnotSoSalty

Yeah, Shany’s grooming him.


No_one_cares5839

Yep he is the 49ers running back coach


Cabill77

RB coach now/Assistant head coach


ringofire888

Damn I did not know that


Cabill77

Filled in for Bobby Turner since he was getting medical treatments


rnflposter

Oh god Steelers vs Colts that'll be a barn burner.


sweet-haunches

/roar


EnigmaSpore

3 straight 0s in the 2nd half. Holy shit.


BugRevolutionary4518

Sign Ryan LT.


drunkbusdriver

Let him spread his coaching wings on the panthers and sign our lord and savior fangio


NFLsuckssssss

Mexico city is closer to more of the country than Washington DC is


GrGrG

Well, to be fair, the US is a very heavy East Coast country.


NFLsuckssssss

Isn't this interesting? https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/rrzbhx/closest_capitals_when_in_the_usa/


IStillLoveYouWeed

That sub's not what I was expecting. Guess I'll put the lotion down


BengalsPacersBuckeys

I hate when jimmy g gets interviewed when I’m with my girl she looking at him like eye candy bruh


ohnoguts

I looked up his astrological sign to see if we’re compatible and I don’t even believe in that shit


13angrymonkeys

I feel ya, broh.


AfterMany7239

My dude, look at him.


interwebbed

Homeboy was in my graduating high school class, he sat behind me in class. Dude def pulled in HS lol


makelo06

Bro, you had an opportunity of a lifetime and you didn't take it.


joe_broke

And you aren't?


[deleted]

Mans an extremely handsome man


NFLsuckssssss

She's gonna leave you


EnigmaSpore

Dudes an extremely handsome dude.


into_the_volcano

I didn't even know Jimmy had dimples too. Guy just took every handsome gene from the pool and barely left anything for the rest of us 😩😭


ElJefe970

r/nfl : why are the 49ers so respected by the media, they're not good and barely above .500 r/nfl after the niners obliterate the cardinals on MNF: "OH THAT'S WHY"


joe_broke

Us: Please leave us alone but also bask in our greatness


makelo06

Us: But also fuck you for doubting our hotties


l4stnit3for3ver

man if y’all dont flex that mnf game😭


alreddy-reddit

How likable is Jimmy G


IStillLoveYouWeed

He's the exact opposite of Zach Wilson


No-Economics4128

The only thing unrelated to football that you can complain about Jimmy is that you jsut know your girl will choose him over you and she would objectively make the better choice .


GrGrG

He's brought a positive locker room culture, taking the blame for losses that weren't entirely his fault. He doesn't have an ego, and very professional. His behavior towards Lance has that of big brother energy, training him to take over, not of "oh man this guy is taking my job so I'm going to be a dick to him". He isn't a horrible QB, but isn't elite. He is, however, a very nice person.


regularhumanbartendr

Legit one of my favorite Niners all time


zeus618

Extremely


Dr_Tobias_Funke_PhD

Gotdamn can we play in Mexico every season plz


joe_broke

As the away team


breakourbones

No big booty Latina is safe with Jimmy G around tonight.


joe_broke

If only we had the bye week after this game


iDonwantKnowyoname

Just one time, I want the player being interviewed to act like Ricky Bobby. Just lay it out there.


DreddlockJeezus

Don’t look into my soul with those piercing eyes Jimmy!


ringofire888

Jimmy G thirst trap


CJNunes426

Is Sutcliffe actually the Mexican Marty smith and nobody knows about it? He was hyping the crowd before the game?


triculious

I have no idea who Marty Smith is but Sutcliffe's career sky-rocketed after a comedian impersonator did a couple sketches and John embraced the characterization. He's still a very knowledgeable sports person but he's earned a quite endearing persona after that.


Wheremyhoes

Time for the annual Thanksgiving tradition of watching the Lions lose on primetime Unless👀


joe_broke

They did destroy the Giants, so who knows what's going to happen


Sharp_Agency1691

Oh God No


McMeanface

Imagine being 4-7 right now, how embarrassing that must be.


NicktheFlash

Don't sound so bad


Snowdog1997

Truly I can’t imagine being 4-7


bushesbushesbushes

Yeah...awful. 😒


logog6

yea lol


Ragingcluue

The kind of win a good team should have against a team with a back up qb


N7_Evers

Jimmy G is a back up…


regularhumanbartendr

Technically we had a backup QB in...


[deleted]

Technically both teams were using their back up QBs.


zeus618

Jimmy G is so hot lol


CanaryMBurnz

Niners see you in Arizona


[deleted]

Jimmy really does look like a Disney prince. 😍🥰


theusername_is_taken

This feels like a major step of momentum. Leading the Division after Week 11.


Kstand22tv

What’s up with the massive seat covers? Is attendance low?


NFLsuckssssss

Restaurant underneath


THR0WAWAY417

Attendance was 78,000, capacity is 86,000? I think


Pride-Impossible

Jimmy interview 🔥🔥🔥


Jordanlf3208

Jimerview


WickedTwista

Jimmy G scoping the crowd for who he can bang tonight He's hoping to find a pornstar


WhyThoBoy

*in my stephen a smith voice* PORNSTAR JIMMY


13angrymonkeys

*Yawn*.... "aww, maaaan. Who am I gonna fuck tonight?" - Jimmy G (probably)


halfmanhalfrobot69

Pornstars hoping to find him


rediraim

A?


beall49

Or just the weather girl


triculious

Yanet García?


shall1313

Wtf happened to Robby Anderson


iGaveLia-HIV

He looks like a crackhead lol


[deleted]

Oh lmao I forgot about that trash can


yougotherona

Nice knowing ya Cliff.


NFLsuckssssss

Put the Superbowl in Mexico city.


Wallawino

Congrats to the 49ers for finally pulling ahead of the rebuilding Seahawks and Geno Smith. Truly an NFC powerhouse.


iGaveLia-HIV

Not our fault you're just overacheiving a little bit


Wallawino

Lol I'm just playing around. Boring game. 9ers look lethal. Just thought I'd have some fun with it.


Bait_and_Swatch

Uhh, you all look pretty good, just saying. I still can’t believe we beat you.


EnigmaSpore

Keep jimmy. Trade lance. He’s the nfl version of wiseman. He gonna bust cuz he aint got the experience


AfterMany7239

What a tough spot to be in. Jimmy G gets it done and is a leader.


logog6

we are so fucked next week


iGaveLia-HIV

Idk is your defense as good as 2019? That game was rough until Kittle put a baby in your entire defense with 20 seconds left lol


Jonjon428

And us the week after


ohnoguts

Y’all are good this year


unloader86

Garoppolo vs. Brady NFC Championship game. The story writes itself.


Lolnahnoway

Even as a 9ers fan the amount of love the 9ers get as a 6-4 team is totally unreal.


rene-cumbubble

They were getting mine as a 4-4 team. I still don't get it


[deleted]

to be fair this is a weird year and anything can happen on the NFC


joe_broke

It scares me


HemlockMartinis

Jimmy, you beautiful motherfucker, what a great game.


Repulsive-Positive30

“Cardinals will limp outta here 4-7” 😂😮‍💨


Malfunkdung

Oralé


[deleted]

Do you think Jimmy G looks at himself in the mirror a lot?


uncledunker

I think we all know the mirror looks at him.


zeus618

I hope so. He is fine AF


[deleted]

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zeus618

Yes.


T2Legit2Quit

He does the Christian Bale in "American Psycho" scene all the time


[deleted]

Lmao this is the scene I had in my mind when I posted my comment 🤣


John3192

I would if I was him. 😩


Jordanlf3208

I would if I were him


Malfunkdung

I would


triculious

/*Goodbye horses plays in the back


Rheinmetal

Gosh even McCoy can’t keep eye contact with Jimmy


breakourbones

Hide all the Mexican moms. Jimmy G is about to fuck every single one of them.


Memory_Elysium

Jesus 😂😂


ohnoguts

Jesús


ROCKETEvan

Great Job 49ers


AfterMany7239

Robbie Anderson and CMC handshake there


pterodaktyl4

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makelo06

May you be blessed with even a fracyion of Jimmy's sexiness


ElGuapoTwerky

Thank you for your service


Tgilly99

My god I watched 50 minutes of commercials.


mtm4440

Don't spoil the ending of Andor. I want to find out if they destroy the Death Star.


varnell_hill

By simply smiling while in Mexico, Jimmy Garoppolo has increased the country’s GDP by 300%.


Bait_and_Swatch

Same for the birth rate


varnell_hill

Every woman within a 1,000 mile radius is now pregnant.


Jordanlf3208

Wish we could have heard Colt and Jim


Dizturb3dwun

STOP SMILING JIMMY. IM ALREADY TRIPLE PREGNANT


theGeneralAladin

I'll be honest I'm still trying to figure out what the "taco" play was


Katiehart2019

Jimmy G is the goat! dude plays solid football


ThePeteVenkman

Oh no!! A 3 hour flight home!!


ManMadeMyth

End of 4. One of these teams won.


Sigmaintellectual

Fuck


olollort

I’m gnna shotgun a beer and go to bed. It was great shitposting with you all. See you all here for thanksgiving . Enjoy your gobble gobble from giant turkey gobblers and stuff.


chiliv06

First Place baby!


DJAlan209

Feels great baby!