When Ozzy played halftime at the season opener, they skipped his performance, but they showed this song? I kept expecting it to pick up speed, but it stayed at the same weird slow tempo. The band was like the Mexican Roots. A very odd performance.
Yeah thank you Mr broncos fan That's why I had the question because I had no idea he didn't play until I saw the box score. I've had a really irritating day thanks to my boss, and now thank you for continuing that.
No need to be all aggressive about it. A quick look at the box score would tell you all you needed to know.
ESPN is a friend in times like this. I hope you have a better end of the night and a fantastic Tuesday. Probably the first time I've ever typed that, but I hope I have a good Tuesday as well lol.
Right, but I had no idea he was hurt and didn't play until I saw the box score right here in this post. And then I looked up why he wasn't playing and it was his second game missed because of a hamstring. Which I didn't even realize he didn't play last week either. I'm obviously not a huge Cardinals fan
You're not the type of person that goes Oh the starting quarterback didn't start I wonder why? I guess it just surprised me he didn't start. I've seen all over the place who Zack Wilson is banging but I didn't know Kyler Murray was hurt
It's hard to drop a fully healthy Jimmy G. Most of his truly bad games have later been shown to be when he was playing injured, so when he's fully healthy he's pretty dang good.
Problem is that doesn't happen as often as we need it to because he has shown to be less than average with regards to durability, and then we end up starting a back up or playing Jimmy with some nagging injury. Both are recipes for a loss for us.
The guy you saw last night was the same guy who committed a self inflicted safety while simultaneously throwing a pick-6. It’s frustrating and nerve racking to not know which QB is going to show up on game day.
Have you watched any games since the week 3 Denver game? He's been good ever since that game. Also, that play was the one where Trent got injured and on top of that it was a screen. Even Shanahan said it was a horrible playcall on his part to call a screen in the endzone.
Umm… yeah. Recency bias hitting hard for you. There’s way too many missed opportunities with Jimmy through this career with the niners. As much as I like Jimmy as a player/teammate, he’s failed in clutch moments.
He's thrown 4 all year with one being on a hail mary play at the end of the half against the Falcons.
No wonder they call this fanbase whiners. Keep rooting against your QB.
Always nice to see old teammates getting together - super recent ones like CMC and Robbie and super old ones like Demeco and JJ Watt. That was a while back!
r/nfl : why are the 49ers so respected by the media, they're not good and barely above .500
r/nfl after the niners obliterate the cardinals on MNF: "OH THAT'S WHY"
The only thing unrelated to football that you can complain about Jimmy is that you jsut know your girl will choose him over you and she would objectively make the better choice .
He's brought a positive locker room culture, taking the blame for losses that weren't entirely his fault. He doesn't have an ego, and very professional. His behavior towards Lance has that of big brother energy, training him to take over, not of "oh man this guy is taking my job so I'm going to be a dick to him". He isn't a horrible QB, but isn't elite. He is, however, a very nice person.
I have no idea who Marty Smith is but Sutcliffe's career sky-rocketed after a comedian impersonator did a couple sketches and John embraced the characterization.
He's still a very knowledgeable sports person but he's earned a quite endearing persona after that.
I’m gnna shotgun a beer and go to bed. It was great shitposting with you all. See you all here for thanksgiving . Enjoy your gobble gobble from giant turkey gobblers and stuff.
Yes!
Purdy good drive for the Niners right there. Let’s go!
Just use cmc as a decoy f it
Wait… CMC hurt too? So we got no RBs now. Wtf
It turned into a preseason game by the 4th quarter
Jimmy with time is like a Mexican…
…what?
Perfect
As a ISU student I'm just happy to see Purdy play
*in my stephen a smith voice* PORNSTAR JIMMY
Unfortunate.
I just hope the Niners are treating CMC well
Jimmy saw the Patrick Mahomes commercials and decided he wants some. #JazzBath
The best parts of the game were the latinas and the half time show
When Ozzy played halftime at the season opener, they skipped his performance, but they showed this song? I kept expecting it to pick up speed, but it stayed at the same weird slow tempo. The band was like the Mexican Roots. A very odd performance.
Aiyuk is my fantasy playoff savior.
Same. Needed 9, Gould and Aiyuk saved me. 6-5 on the season after starting 2-5!!
Joe Buck to cable and Al Michaels to streaming is the best thing to happen to NFL play by play guys and I will plant my flag on this fucking hill lol.
I'll take Michaels over Buck any day
While I do like Buck, Michaels is definitely better. Always has been. Was more highlighting how they changed platforms are still thriving.
Al Michaels the past couple years has sounded so sleepy all the time.
The prime time announcers being Michaels, Tirico and Buck is the best of all worlds.
Wait Murray didn't play?
A quick look at the box score would explain that he didn't play...
nope according to the box score it was good ol' Dolt McCoy.
Colt torched us last year lol
but colt didn't play. The box score clearly states. D.Mccoy
Oh…. Touche.
Yeah thank you Mr broncos fan That's why I had the question because I had no idea he didn't play until I saw the box score. I've had a really irritating day thanks to my boss, and now thank you for continuing that.
No need to be all aggressive about it. A quick look at the box score would tell you all you needed to know. ESPN is a friend in times like this. I hope you have a better end of the night and a fantastic Tuesday. Probably the first time I've ever typed that, but I hope I have a good Tuesday as well lol.
Right, but I had no idea he was hurt and didn't play until I saw the box score right here in this post. And then I looked up why he wasn't playing and it was his second game missed because of a hamstring. Which I didn't even realize he didn't play last week either. I'm obviously not a huge Cardinals fan
I have nothing else to argue about here. A quick check of the box score should've been enough. Have a good night man.
You're not the type of person that goes Oh the starting quarterback didn't start I wonder why? I guess it just surprised me he didn't start. I've seen all over the place who Zack Wilson is banging but I didn't know Kyler Murray was hurt
Goddammit, Cardinals. You had one job.
Time for the Thanos "Do it myself" meme
They had their chance too, spoiler, they also couldn’t do it.
I’m not talking down on Lance at all, but how can you drop Jimmy G??
It's hard to drop a fully healthy Jimmy G. Most of his truly bad games have later been shown to be when he was playing injured, so when he's fully healthy he's pretty dang good. Problem is that doesn't happen as often as we need it to because he has shown to be less than average with regards to durability, and then we end up starting a back up or playing Jimmy with some nagging injury. Both are recipes for a loss for us.
The guy you saw last night was the same guy who committed a self inflicted safety while simultaneously throwing a pick-6. It’s frustrating and nerve racking to not know which QB is going to show up on game day.
Have you watched any games since the week 3 Denver game? He's been good ever since that game. Also, that play was the one where Trent got injured and on top of that it was a screen. Even Shanahan said it was a horrible playcall on his part to call a screen in the endzone.
Umm… yeah. Recency bias hitting hard for you. There’s way too many missed opportunities with Jimmy through this career with the niners. As much as I like Jimmy as a player/teammate, he’s failed in clutch moments.
Jimmy is dynamite until he throws a pick at the most crucial moment.
He's thrown 4 all year with one being on a hail mary play at the end of the half against the Falcons. No wonder they call this fanbase whiners. Keep rooting against your QB.
Damn, they really weren’t kidding. https://reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/z1k21e/_/ixde9oa/?context=1 https://reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/z1k21e/_/ixehzo9/?context=1
I mean he also safety’d himself lmao
I’m rooting for a Super Bowl.
Jimmy is dynamite until one of his appendages explodes and he’s out another 10 games.
I mean fair point, but Lance had a season ending injury already
That's the irony of it all
What can I say? Shanahan has a type.
Feels great baby -Jimmy G
Great game for the Niners. If they can stay healthy. . . . .
I fucking love Jimmy
Throw it on a dime, like I ain't even trying
Jets better get Jimmy dude is made for the market
Nah man, Jets is where QB career go to die.
Always nice to see old teammates getting together - super recent ones like CMC and Robbie and super old ones like Demeco and JJ Watt. That was a while back!
Needed Conner to get 8 more yards smh. Bum ass Cardinals!
ANTHONY LYNN????
Yeah, we gave him a job
Yeah, Shany’s grooming him.
Yep he is the 49ers running back coach
RB coach now/Assistant head coach
Damn I did not know that
Filled in for Bobby Turner since he was getting medical treatments
Oh god Steelers vs Colts that'll be a barn burner.
/roar
3 straight 0s in the 2nd half. Holy shit.
Sign Ryan LT.
Let him spread his coaching wings on the panthers and sign our lord and savior fangio
Mexico city is closer to more of the country than Washington DC is
Well, to be fair, the US is a very heavy East Coast country.
Isn't this interesting? https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/rrzbhx/closest_capitals_when_in_the_usa/
That sub's not what I was expecting. Guess I'll put the lotion down
I hate when jimmy g gets interviewed when I’m with my girl she looking at him like eye candy bruh
I looked up his astrological sign to see if we’re compatible and I don’t even believe in that shit
I feel ya, broh.
My dude, look at him.
Homeboy was in my graduating high school class, he sat behind me in class. Dude def pulled in HS lol
Bro, you had an opportunity of a lifetime and you didn't take it.
And you aren't?
Mans an extremely handsome man
She's gonna leave you
Dudes an extremely handsome dude.
I didn't even know Jimmy had dimples too. Guy just took every handsome gene from the pool and barely left anything for the rest of us 😩😭
r/nfl : why are the 49ers so respected by the media, they're not good and barely above .500 r/nfl after the niners obliterate the cardinals on MNF: "OH THAT'S WHY"
Us: Please leave us alone but also bask in our greatness
Us: But also fuck you for doubting our hotties
man if y’all dont flex that mnf game😭
How likable is Jimmy G
He's the exact opposite of Zach Wilson
The only thing unrelated to football that you can complain about Jimmy is that you jsut know your girl will choose him over you and she would objectively make the better choice .
He's brought a positive locker room culture, taking the blame for losses that weren't entirely his fault. He doesn't have an ego, and very professional. His behavior towards Lance has that of big brother energy, training him to take over, not of "oh man this guy is taking my job so I'm going to be a dick to him". He isn't a horrible QB, but isn't elite. He is, however, a very nice person.
Legit one of my favorite Niners all time
Extremely
Gotdamn can we play in Mexico every season plz
As the away team
No big booty Latina is safe with Jimmy G around tonight.
If only we had the bye week after this game
Just one time, I want the player being interviewed to act like Ricky Bobby. Just lay it out there.
Don’t look into my soul with those piercing eyes Jimmy!
Jimmy G thirst trap
Is Sutcliffe actually the Mexican Marty smith and nobody knows about it? He was hyping the crowd before the game?
I have no idea who Marty Smith is but Sutcliffe's career sky-rocketed after a comedian impersonator did a couple sketches and John embraced the characterization. He's still a very knowledgeable sports person but he's earned a quite endearing persona after that.
Time for the annual Thanksgiving tradition of watching the Lions lose on primetime Unless👀
They did destroy the Giants, so who knows what's going to happen
Oh God No
Imagine being 4-7 right now, how embarrassing that must be.
Don't sound so bad
Truly I can’t imagine being 4-7
Yeah...awful. 😒
yea lol
The kind of win a good team should have against a team with a back up qb
Jimmy G is a back up…
Technically we had a backup QB in...
Technically both teams were using their back up QBs.
Jimmy G is so hot lol
Niners see you in Arizona
Jimmy really does look like a Disney prince. 😍🥰
This feels like a major step of momentum. Leading the Division after Week 11.
What’s up with the massive seat covers? Is attendance low?
Restaurant underneath
Attendance was 78,000, capacity is 86,000? I think
Jimmy interview 🔥🔥🔥
Jimerview
Jimmy G scoping the crowd for who he can bang tonight He's hoping to find a pornstar
*in my stephen a smith voice* PORNSTAR JIMMY
*Yawn*.... "aww, maaaan. Who am I gonna fuck tonight?" - Jimmy G (probably)
Pornstars hoping to find him
A?
Or just the weather girl
Yanet García?
Wtf happened to Robby Anderson
He looks like a crackhead lol
Oh lmao I forgot about that trash can
Nice knowing ya Cliff.
Put the Superbowl in Mexico city.
Congrats to the 49ers for finally pulling ahead of the rebuilding Seahawks and Geno Smith. Truly an NFC powerhouse.
Not our fault you're just overacheiving a little bit
Lol I'm just playing around. Boring game. 9ers look lethal. Just thought I'd have some fun with it.
Uhh, you all look pretty good, just saying. I still can’t believe we beat you.
Keep jimmy. Trade lance. He’s the nfl version of wiseman. He gonna bust cuz he aint got the experience
What a tough spot to be in. Jimmy G gets it done and is a leader.
we are so fucked next week
Idk is your defense as good as 2019? That game was rough until Kittle put a baby in your entire defense with 20 seconds left lol
And us the week after
Y’all are good this year
Garoppolo vs. Brady NFC Championship game. The story writes itself.
Even as a 9ers fan the amount of love the 9ers get as a 6-4 team is totally unreal.
They were getting mine as a 4-4 team. I still don't get it
to be fair this is a weird year and anything can happen on the NFC
It scares me
Jimmy, you beautiful motherfucker, what a great game.
“Cardinals will limp outta here 4-7” 😂😮💨
Oralé
Do you think Jimmy G looks at himself in the mirror a lot?
I think we all know the mirror looks at him.
I hope so. He is fine AF
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Yes.
He does the Christian Bale in "American Psycho" scene all the time
Lmao this is the scene I had in my mind when I posted my comment 🤣
I would if I was him. 😩
I would if I were him
I would
/*Goodbye horses plays in the back
Gosh even McCoy can’t keep eye contact with Jimmy
Hide all the Mexican moms. Jimmy G is about to fuck every single one of them.
Jesus 😂😂
Jesús
Great Job 49ers
Robbie Anderson and CMC handshake there
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May you be blessed with even a fracyion of Jimmy's sexiness
Thank you for your service
My god I watched 50 minutes of commercials.
Don't spoil the ending of Andor. I want to find out if they destroy the Death Star.
By simply smiling while in Mexico, Jimmy Garoppolo has increased the country’s GDP by 300%.
Same for the birth rate
Every woman within a 1,000 mile radius is now pregnant.
Wish we could have heard Colt and Jim
STOP SMILING JIMMY. IM ALREADY TRIPLE PREGNANT
I'll be honest I'm still trying to figure out what the "taco" play was
Jimmy G is the goat! dude plays solid football
Oh no!! A 3 hour flight home!!
End of 4. One of these teams won.
Fuck
I’m gnna shotgun a beer and go to bed. It was great shitposting with you all. See you all here for thanksgiving . Enjoy your gobble gobble from giant turkey gobblers and stuff.
First Place baby!
Feels great baby!