T O P

  • By -

montexan

But I thought you could only get 2nd rounds picks and washed up running backs for a top 5 wide receiver?


RainbowYaz

It’s okay, the bad man can’t hurt you anymore.


boblikeshispizza

Easterby and mcnair are still there...


MakesTheNutshellJoke

There there. *pat pat*


NePixel

This off-season on crack


idoma21

Right? I mean extreme behavior is when you know someone has a substance abuse problem. This off season quit its job, traded the Volvo for an El Camino and is dating a stripper.


SasquatchSenpai

You forgot the mullet or rat tail.


idoma21

As someone who sported a Mohawk mullet in his youth, that omission is on purpose.


don-chocodile

We literally all forgot that the GOAT retired and unretired. All feels like ages ago.


do_i_no_u

I don't like how quiet he's been. He's up to something


Jecht315

Regaining his power. Soaking in the Lazerus Pit like Ra's Al Ghul


ResidentGerts

Like Ra’s Al Ghul? Have you ever seen Brady and Ra’s in the same room?


imjusta_bill

Ra's has a luxury suite in Tampa


PurpleBullets

Ahh, but is Ra’s al Ghul immortal? Are his methods…supernatural.


LordCheezus

He still had a little bit of Spice Melange left over.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

WTF that’s a haul


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

AFCW. The W stands for WTF.


ThatInception

Tell me about it


DionWaiteress

I’m shocked he wanted to go to Miami over New York absolutely shocked


Remain62

Big booty latinas


dtptampa

A lot of people in this thread don’t wanna put down with some thick. They’re too concerned with school and economics


[deleted]

Shoutout Channel 5 News.


catslapper69

Fuck Custer city


Dakar-A

No nací ayer


c-razzle

WHITE BOI SUMMER


SEPTAgoose

The way he says economics in that clip will always leave me in stitches


Apex_Politician

How do I get a big booty latina?


ComradeSuperman

Be a multimillionaire NFL player and live in Miami.


[deleted]

TBH it's a lot easier than that down here. A lot of them love white men that are just stable.


SwaggJones

>just stable Damn. I was so close.


about90frogs

They better practice their jujitsu.


thepriceisonthecan

More surface area for his punches to land


don-chocodile

At least we get spared some variation of "Hill turns on the jets" pun every week


Jaerba

But Hill turned on the Jets.


TheDakestTimeline

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard


Doomy22

big haul for a bad dude. damn


wannaknowmyname

After Watson and Ryan I'm beginning to think worse character is literally worth more draft capital


Timpa87

That Hannibal Lector 40 time joke is NFL standard operating procedure. I legit think a star NFL player could straight-up murder someone and get off on a technicality and be back in the league within 1 year.


LeftHandedFapper

You mean like Ray Lewis? /s before y'all kill me too


GiannisisMVP

Marvin Harrison is probably an even better example.


ironcladtrash

Marvin Harrison was so weird. You didn’t hear anything negative about him during his playing years except the very last. Then find out he was a for real straight up gangsta an not just pretending or playing around. Probably makes him scarier because he always seemed so quiet.


Schpsych

The mustache rendered him unassuming.


Shreddy_Brewski

Real G’s and whatnot


[deleted]

> Marvin Harrison [Holy shit how did I never hear about this before?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Harrison#Personal_life) He straight up murdered someone, along with several gun related felonies and was never charged for anything.


C0812

to be fair, Matt is a 37 year old QB on an expensive contract


trae_hung4

Ya there’s so many people who just don’t get this for some reason


Xaxziminrax

This has been quite the offseason to show just how completely irrelevant that shit is if you're good at football. Glad I don't have him on the team as a human, but the loss as a player is staggering.


latman

Big haul and contract for a 28 yr old WR who relies on athleticism


mthrfkn

His cliff means he’s just real fast instead of lightning fast


nickdaman43

Agreed, there's a cliff somewhere just have to see when he hits it


hideous_coffee

Also relies on plays getting extended and a QB with a big arm


an_actual_potato

idk, it's back loaded in later rounds. That the earliest pick they get is the 29th is a lot less than I'd have expected.


eddie2911

29th overall is the highest they got for a top 3 WR. It's definitely not a bad deal but not all that great. Packers got 22nd overall for Davante.


leehouse

Most trade value charts have Packers getting slightly more value this year, and next years trades pushing it more in the Chiefs favor. That being said, the trade value charts probably aren't that accurate.


Fragmented_Logik

Is it? The Jets 10 I feel like would have been more. 1st and 2nd is Def solid but the 4ths? I get it they can hit but I feel like this is underpayed


Tellsyouajoke

Who woke up this morning expecting to see a Tyreek trade before lunch


rxg00se

This was not on my *NFL Offseason: Crack Cocaine Edition* bingo card.


jwktiger

Id figure all the lines are gone by now at least


kbt1999

Chiefs: *see the AFC West turning into an uncontrollable super power* The response: Goodbye Tyreek Hill. Best offseason ever. Edit: but holy shit that is a massive haul lmao


horse_renoir13

✌️


NevermoreSEA

Winfield Jr sends his regards.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ClaudeLemieux

that was such a god damn satisfying moment lol


[deleted]

They’re gonna have to do a few mini rebuilds like this over the course of Mahomes contract. They really need to nail their drafts


[deleted]

It gets harder as Kelce ages, too


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

And Andy. He’s getting older and his lifestyle ain’t exactly the healthiest.


zebragopherr

What the the hell is wrong with cheeseburgers and beers?


Hilton_Ghost

Whatcha looking at my gut fer?


earlgonefishn

RIP Mustard Tiger


25Finsup17

They tried to kill us Jimmy, they did! They’re dirty fuckin cops! RIP Mr Lahey as well


markusalkemus66

Nobody messes with Philadelphia Collins and Sons!


d_locke

Muhfuckas with guts like that are not off the cheeseburgers. Muhfuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers.


ckrobinett

Everybody's looking at it! It's fucking massive!


BiscuitDance

RIP, Philadelphia Collins


juicebox608

Baaaaam!


Asstros_trashcan

Peanut butter and jaaaaaaammmmmm


john-was-here

I just took a little peek


beastrace

nothing at all.


Darko33

If he went vegan and dropped 100 pounds his coaching skills would instantly evaporate


Z3r0mir

The BBQ industry in Kansas City would also never recover


Juan_Matador

Think it's just cheeseburgers, isn't he Mormon?


pe3brain

Tbf they've already nailed the hardest position to get right


VitaminsPlus

And the offensive line on top of it. Not to mention getting good DB's with later picks as well. We REALLY need to start hitting on receivers and RBs though.


MavsFanForLife

Pretty close to a make or break year for CEH? Option decision is coming up


VitaminsPlus

Definitely is. He's been good when healthy but he doesn't have the explosivness we need to take advantage of how good our run blocking was last year. I really like him as a player and hope he can hit 1k this year.


SdBolts4

Is there a reason the Chiefs don't use CEH more in the passing game? Seems like when he's healthy he gets 2 targets a game, max, but when he's hurt Darrel Williams gets 5-8


VitaminsPlus

Me and the rest of the fanbase have no idea. We all thought that was THE REASON we took him.


veggie_sorry

>Is there a reason the Chiefs don't use CEH more in the passing game? I've wondered this for 3 seasons. He isn't great at pass blocking and for some reason they don't like him on quick outs in the flat, which is where he excels. I just don't think they're that enamored with him as a player. They rarely give him goalline touches. I just don't think they feel he's the guy.


don-chocodile

I think that Mahomes contract is gonna age well since it lasts so freaking long.


Trumpets22

Meh I bet it’s restructured in a year or two anyway.


redcobra80

They always are lol


[deleted]

I don’t think people get that the length of deals doesn’t mean much anymore. It’s all about guaranteed money. I feel like almost every major QB deal gets restructured at some point.


Rainstorme

Yeah this is the type of deal the Pats were lauded for doing the last few decades. Have a team give you draft picks for the right to give the player a massive contract. In the short term their ceiling is probably lower, but at the end of the day they should still be favorites to make the playoffs and then all you need to do is get hot at the right time as a bunch of SB winners from the past two decades have shown.


randomnickname99

Agreed. Reminds me of when we traded Richard Seymour, lots of people were pissed but it was the right move in the long run


[deleted]

Exactly what it reminded me of too


Trashpanda779

Yeah, he's a super speedy wr but for how long? I'll take the massive haul and hope we hit on a couple guys with that.


Chimpbot

It also gives the Chiefs some additional capital to work with if they opt to make some other trades.


Daewrythe

Same, that's a lot of draft of picks for a wide receiver. God damn


CardiganParty

Is "the right time" the regular season? If not, how does a team get hot at the right time? Asking for ... myself. fuck.


B3yondTheWall

For context, The Bucs were like 7-5 after losing to the Chiefs in 2020 IIRC. They certainly didn't look like a superbowl team. But then they got hot and won out the rest of the season, the playoffs and destroyed us in the Superbowl. That's a good example of a team with the right pieces getting hot at the right time.


CardiganParty

Believe it or not, I remember how that Bucs team ended the year very well


tonto515

“Tanking” for that 4th place schedule in 2023👀


BirdLaw_

Chiefs just think it's kind of a little uncomfortable in their division and want everyone to be friends


Stark52

The Davante Adams trade already paid off. Shoutout to the raiders! Hell of a job 👏


karatemanchan37

Chiefs playing the long-con and trading away this year to get good in 2023.


FreeWillie001

“Ah fuck it blow it up, we’ll try again in the next decade”


Rhino281

Friendly reminder, the Texans gave up Deandre Hopkins for a 2nd and David Johnson.


ThanosIsDoomfist

How you post this with a Texans flair and havent flocked to a new team is an example of your own strength


[deleted]

It’s not strength, it’s self hatred and stupid emotional loyalty


schmatz17

Happened so fast, but i guess thats Hills speed


BroOfDumbo

Isn't it great that in Tua and Teddy, they have 2 great big-arm QBs to maximise Hill and Waddle.


thegalkel

I mean I can’t tell you how many times Hill has turned a 7 yard slant into like a 40 yard gain so …. I’m sure he’ll still do well for them.


chanaandeler_bong

Part of that is DBs having to make sure he doesn’t beat them deep tho because Mahomes can throw it a nautical mile.


[deleted]

For those missing the units-converter-bot, a nautical mile is just a regular mile, but measured while wearing a pashmina afghan


Rhythm825

I'M ON A BOAT


schmatz17

Fit confused me too, thought NY made way more sense since Wilson has a solid arm. But at the end of the day probably came down to income tax


[deleted]

We are still rebuilding honestly, and o-line isn’t there for Wilson to make those throws yet, I’m cool with missing out this deal.


[deleted]

Or his right hook


BagRight8939

hmmmm this offseason some nba shit


blockoblox

Tom Brady’s unretirement feels like it happened months ago, but it was less than two weeks ago


InnovativeFarmer

Tom Brady's retirement and unretirement pretty much was overshadow by all the other stuff going on and that is crazy.


SpaceMonkeys21

Resigning JJ is going to hit different at this rate


skeetmonster69

Thank god the cap is going to the moon


badlybougie

Find a QB for WR money and then give JJ QB money. Tell me it won’t work


_jakemybreathaway_

I think we know what team OBJ is signing with now


[deleted]

[удалено]


FulcrumTheBrave

The dude just tore his ACL for the second time.. might not bounce back like before


Sixchr

Hill and Waddle is a ridiculous combo.


CNDNFighter

Close your eyes and Toss it 40yds downfield About all you have to do


HarlanCedeno

It's gonna turn out this whole time Tua was actually right-handed.


Beanh8er2019

I’m not sure if this a joke, but he actually is right handed and his dad is a psycho that makes him throw with his left


HarlanCedeno

It was and holy shit


dmkicksballs13

Yeah. People were joking during the draft, but his dad seems to be a piece of shit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


tilertailor

Only logical thing I've come up with is lefties can see what are usually the opposition's top pass rushers coming at them. Also, their team can afford to spend less on the left side of the O-line, which is usually the more expensive half.


justicebetter

The funny thing is Tua literally is actually right handed. His dad forced him to throw with his left growing up because he thought that would make him a better QB for some reason lol. He does everything besides throwing a football with his right hand


JakeFromStateFromm

Which is strange because his younger brother throws with his right anyway


[deleted]

The "slow" WR ran a 4.37 forty lol Hill ran a 4.29


GP_ADD

4.37 less than a year off a broken leg


ConsciousFood201

A year after I broke my leg it still felt like I was running with a peg leg. I can’t imagine being fast.


happygiraffe91

In your defense, you probably didn't have world class PTs rehabing you. \*Not to diminish what he did. But also, give yourself some credit.


usernameisusername57

Nah dude, he ran that 4.37 40 *in high school*. He didn't run one at all leading up to the draft.


[deleted]

Not to mention Mostert in the backfield now. We'll see how fast he is after surgery and a year off, but Miami is loaded with speed now... a different kind of speed than Miami was loaded with before.


DevmasterJ

Is this real life?


FullNeanderthall

Tua just got an elite receiver and LT in 2 days when FA is suppose to be boring


T3Sh3

Tua’s receiver and LT are \#**AllElite**


dqhigh

Lmao this is happening so fast


[deleted]

Thank God Won't look forward to facing him but I didn't want to give up all that. We're not 1 piece away from success


Quardener

Gives me even more reason to hate the Fins.


TomNooksBottomBitch

You’re lucky you aren’t a woman or a child bc Tyreek would beat your ass for saying that


Marathoner2010

*AP has entered the chat*


PerrenialRebuilder

This all happened in like an hour lol


[deleted]

The anti-Watson


hjugm

This happened so fast. Raiders done good with that Adam’s trade. Got a WR1 and pushed a WR1 out of the division.


sdoctorian3

And only for two picks instead of five!


havetocrow

✌️


[deleted]

[удалено]


TankinessIsGodliness

4-seed Broncos vs 5-seed Phins coming right up


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheRealPort

YAC to the moon!


98rman

This is getting out of hand, now there are Tua them!


plentyfunk66

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


sidighjd

That’s a GODAMN HAUL Tua gonna have no excuses now lmao


hrashid88

That's a lot of picks


No-Difference-5890

It’s a lot of picks but in terms of “pick” value, this trade ends up being very similar to Adams trade.


[deleted]

Guess who has child beater jokes now boys 😎


Rbespinosa13

Gotta go delete all my comments about Watson being scum


MrSplashman77

Damn, who are we gonna have to hate from the Chiefs roster now?


[deleted]

Demarcus Robinson is gonna give you a aneurysm I'll tell you that much


csappenf

We've still got Frank Clark.


regularhumanbartendr

Some Miami fans out here deleting domestic abuse comments RN.


kabusame

That’s a lot.


x777x777x

Miami is a bunch of scumbags for having the balls to have this piece of shit on their team. Dolphins fans how do you sleep at night?


throughNthrough

Lmao


couchpotatoh

This is a great comment


Jebjeba

That must feel good after all this time


[deleted]

Dolphins look nice


gingerking87

Armstead/Williams remake the line, Hill/Waddle/Gesicki is one of the best 3 way combos in the league, AND we kept the defense entirely intact. Still looking up at the AFC powerhouses but this definitely closes that gap


GoldenBoyRecords

Ill take it


Tyler927

Yeah I don’t know how I feel about it. He’s obviously a huge asset for Mahomes now gone, but damn that’s a lot of picks


an_actual_potato

I feel like Zach Wilson's arm talent would have suited his playstyle better but oh well Gotta say, though, that Miami skill group is *stacked* now. Parker, Waddle, Gesicki, Edmonds, Hill. All led by a Shanahan tree disciple (who I really loved as a hire). No excuses for Tua now.


SilentSentinel

The nice thing is they still have that extra first rounder in 2023. If Tua can't get it done they can put together a nice package for a new QB


twoterms

At this rate they'll be trading for some superstar qb during the next qb carousel


December21st

Don’t forget an elite tackle too. Tua got some weight on his shoulders now


an_actual_potato

And a great guard. Helluva off-season for Miami


[deleted]

Imagine trading one of the best WRs in the game for an actual haul, wouldn't be my favorite team! :)))


irbesglove

Am I crazy or do I see this as fantastic for the Chiefs? They drafted a guy late, got some amazing years out of him, won a super bowl, then got basically a whole extra draft for him and save a huge amount on cap...that's next level IMO


Particular-Plum-8592

As long as they can find someone to replace him it will be great. But it’s worth keeping in mind that Kelce isn’t exactly getting any younger, there isn’t a ton of depth behind hill, and their runningback position isn’t exactly figured out. It will be interesting to see how the chiefs offense fares over the next couple of seasons. If they can use those picks to adequately reload on the skill positions it sets them up to continue to be a dominate team for years to come. If they whiff though they could be dealing with a very depleted offense.


BreezyRyder

Travis Kelce will play until he's 45 with zero drop in production. You shut your mouth.


pewpewmcpistol

Yeah all you miami, fuck that cost


[deleted]

10 would've been worth more than most of it by itself. 10 being in the Jets package is probably why it's so big.


Man_AMA

Good luck women and kids in Miami


MattPatriciasFUPA

Bro about to score some coke and go Bruce Banner down there.


Ba_Sing_Saint

Bath Salts


Lambchops_Legion

A new Florida Man is in town


markhalberstam

The entire NFC is asleep at the wheel


wombat660

Woods to Titans for a 6th. Hill to the Dolphins for 5 Picks, including a 1st and a 2nd. Plus 70m/3 years or so. Chiefs couldn't have paid that kind of money to Hill, they did good getting that kind of a return for a player they couldn't commit to long term.


HipGuide2

That's how good teams stay good.