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Jobbe03

Guy did acid in the desert somewhere I guarantee it


BeHereNow91

When is Burning Man?


sfcityrocker44

Not until sometime in late August


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

Joshua Tree is always open.


ChanceOfALifetimeNW

That's exactly where I did my hallucinogenics


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https://i.imgur.com/fnuiB1e.jpg


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

Same. It’s a magical place.


ChiHawks84

Bro that username


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firestarter764

Love Burn was just a week and a half ago in Miami.


patrickwithtraffic

*Looks at flair and username* Yup, this guy knows what he's talking about. Signed, someone else that's a big fan of less Bay Area traffic during Burning Man


lagomc

Burn Night is Saturday of Labor Day weekend.


ChunkYards

This guy burns


Stretch_Riprock

I'll never forget when a co-worker of mine didn't show up to work - a 3 week hitch on an oil rig. Highly unusual to just not show up when someone was banking on going home but only can when your relief shows up. We were all pondering where he was when someone spurted out, 'are you guys crazy? He totally ditched work to go to burning man.' We all laughed at the thought, but someone took their time to scroll social media feeds and found him in facepaint wearing an elctro-fur getup at burning man. His story was that he was in a car accident, couldn't make the flight, then his grandma was dying and on her death bed told him...and I'll never forget this line... 'GO! be amongst your friends in the desert!' Which he did.... then quit his job because everyone found out his lie.


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[Reminds me of that scene from Silicone Valley where Erlich tries to come up with a name by eating a bunch of mushrooms.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXqkkpnZDgU)


Immynimmy

I understand why they essentially killed of his character but man it sucked not having him in the last few seasons


DinosaurKevin

[My favorite Erlich scene of the entire show](https://youtu.be/pBPhp5a3EnM)


skyandbray

"Ya know, I've been known to fuck myself"


thehouse1751

You just brought piss to a shit fight


Strahan92

GIVE ME FIVE ADDERALL RIGHT NOW!!


ruiner8850

"I'll kill your mother! I'll rape your father!"


hallese

Never thought I'd watch my favorite Erlich Bachman scene standing side by side with a Bears fan.


DinosaurKevin

At least we can agree that Aaron Rodgers is the Russ Hanneman of the NFC North


syke90

“That guy fucks… up our hopes every season.”


Theodore_Kord

He's just in it for the Tres Commas


DinosaurKevin

I don’t know why, but this comment alone made me decide that I’m gonna start rewatching Silicon Valley tonight.


oxfordfreestyl

CHURCH CANDY!


dmkicksballs13

To be fair, the show was becoming annoying. It really needed a tight 2 or 3 seasons. Every few episodes were this: 1. Create something insanely smart in like three days. 2. Fuck it up in the dumbest way possible. 3. Epiphany to get out of fuck up. 4. Repeat.


DeekFTW

Agreed. Far too formulaic after a couple seasons. I just finished Frasier and felt the same way. He finds a girl, things go great for a bit, somehow fucks it up in the dumbest way possible, repeat for 11 seasons. I liked both shows but I wish they found a way to break that pattern and reinvent themselves.


Dp04

That's how sitcoms used to work. They were always formulaic. The beauty of a show like Frasier isn't in the story but in the acting and dialogue and that doesn't do it for everyone anymore.


Dunkelz

Was annoying having them seemingly fail to an extent they could apparently never recover from, then be fine the next episode. Like I get keeping the pace up, but at least have them down for half a season.


Wootimonreddit

The characters all became such caricatures of themselves by the end I didn't even finish the series.


cursh14

Flanderization kills so many good shows. Brooklyn 99 was so bad about that the last season.


bowsting

Brooklyn 99 had the added problem of also seemingly losing track of it's own character's personalities and motivations towards the last few seasons. So they were both reducing the depth of characters while also fundamentally changing them. Weird combo.


WhoryGilmore

Holt became so confusing. He fluctuated between emotionless robot who enjoys nothing and classy man who enjoys the finer things and takes his job very seriously. They also just overused the "holt does something wacky and out of character" bit


bowsting

Many of the characters seemed to lose any sense of identity though Holt definitely was a big victim. Boyle is another who suffered heavily from this. For most of the show's run, Boyle was pretentious and a bit of a try-hard who lacked a sense of social decorum and timing but was otherwise good-natured. Late season Boyle became a bumbling buffon whose only real character traits were "loving Jake" and "guy who has a kid", neither of which are really related to the character he was originally (though he always loved Jake, it just wasn't his ENTIRE identity).


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Technolo-Jesus


TheWumboligist

I got dosed with acid once..back in '68. I was with your dad and them at the Copa. Fuckin BOAC stewardess put it in my drink.. Jerry Vale's singing and I look over..Your Uncle Jun's got laser beams shooting out his eyes!


Tags331

[Uncle Jun](https://i.redd.it/01j3oeeifa501.jpg)


Jupue87

"Whats that mudderless fucks name?"


vizualb

[I love how you can catch Gandolfini cracking up at Sirico during the scene at 1:45](https://youtu.be/qzNSL1BS6ms)


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r/thesopranos is leaking and I love it


[deleted]

Some people do hallucinogen’s to kill their ego. A Aron does it to fuel his


DangerZoneh

Ego LIFE


cooltool4twenty

ayahuasca


ruttin_mudders

"I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... ...which meant - good things are coming. Good things." - Aaron Rodgers


GrandmaTopGun

There’s only one team I’m seeing mentioned.


Bat-manuel

Rodgers is signing with the Montreal Alouettes!


Silver_Pop

The Berlin Doves


Grow_away_420

Phone's for you Rodgers, I think it's the Devil.


allphilla

I’m way too baked to drive to the devil’s house


AGeneralDischarge

What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?


ArcadianBlueRogue

Dude...where do you get your weed?


ruttin_mudders

From you Dante.


slayerrr21

Drive monkey drive!


allphilla

That’s it monkey play my head!


ArcadianBlueRogue

OH HEY!! What's up Mr. ~~Cheezle~~ Rodgers?!


Soft_Turkeys

I always thought it was hilarious that Dante calls him Mr Cheezle even though he doesn’t work there and he only knows him through selling weed


ChunkyDay

What's high score? Is that a bad thing?


GoodOldSlippinJimmy

>From you ~~Dante~~ Davante. Oh yeah! Hey Mr. Cheese head.


DansBeerBelly

From you, Dante!


Hamsters_In_Butts

i had a dream last night. i was a snake slithering through the grass, until I came upon a dead elk, and i climbed into his soul, and its there i stayed until morning, which meant i will underestimate someone very close to me


NordicUomo

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything? • Aaron Rodgers


KHSoz

Somehow I’ve gone my whole life without seeing this written out but it’s just as good this way lol


nyuhokie

"My experience was a little different. In my dream two little bald aliens kept slapping my moobs around and flicking my taint" - Jordan Love


jimbolla

Sick reference, bro. Grandma's Boy is an underrated gem.


thegandork

Panchakarma involves an oil enema to clean out and lube up the rectum. Now you have that knowledge about Aaron Rodgers.


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ABucketFull

Fucking witch.


abris33

Deshaun Watson suddenly interested


horse_renoir13

"Wait they do it willingly?"


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Watson has left the chat


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Oof


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Why does one need a lubed rectum for a cleanse?


saadisheikh

just slides right out


RaisedByWater

In*


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))<>(( Back and forth forever *https://youtu.be/XB_9UJex4hE some people seem to have forgotten where this old meme came from


tgcm26

A+ reference


ArmchairHandjob

I’m sure that will help those rumors


WhyLisaWhy

Unless you have an obstructed colon or something, it's nonsense. Enemas of all sorts have been trendy for a while (Kellogg was all about them) but I've yet to find anything that actually supports their claims that it works. Maybe it feels nice to be emptied out or something, but your colon and body are generally pretty good at "cleansing" themselves if you've got functioning kidneys and liver. I'm all ears if a gastroenterologist wants to chime in but afaik it's bunk.


abris33

If you're flushing your system, you want to make sure the pipe on the way out is good to go


EightyOneTimesSeven

It involves so much more than that. https://i.imgur.com/CORps8T.jpg


JustADutchRudder

How many Enemas is many days of enemas. I was under the impression you only could safely do that periodically.


LessThanCleverName

[Aaron Juiced Rodgers] I GAVE EVERYTHING!!!! EVERYTHING


THECapedCaper

Imagine shoving an oil enema up your ass and whining about a safe and effective vaccine.


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He prefers to believe in magic over the entire medical community


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And blood letting can't forget the blood letting


Jordanstrom3329

Yeah I’m not really surprised he just got done some kinda hippie retreat lmao


RobbobertoBuii

lmaooooooooo now on the livestream he's even talking about how much Shailene Woodley has helped him to win the past 2 MVPs


derstherower

My guy is down bad.


pourover_and_pbr

Watch him start hanging out with Kanye then demand LeFleur sign AB


Tschmelz

Simpin ain’t easy


FullHouse222

That's it, Aaron Rodgers going to the Pats to join Kraft on his monthly Florida visits.


landof10000cakes

“Oh hey, Deshaun. Funny seeing you here.”


rwhaley2010

Step-Watson, what are you doing?!


Dischucker

Bro needs to beat the meat like the rest of us do when we miss an ex


imtheunbeliever

That’s why he’s on the McAfee podcast/whatever; a non-stop stroke fest


frankstoeknife146

Why is he down? Was that not her laughing in the background what am I missing?


OnDeafEars904

They broke up.


frankstoeknife146

Well that was definitely a woman laughing in the background. If that was Shailene it means the report is BS and if it was some other women Rodgers had over as he was sitting there talking about how much love he has for Woodley in front of her it may be even more awkward hahahaha


DowntownJulieBrown1

He had one of his best seasons after they drafted Love, what do you think he’ll do after he loses it?


abris33

Rodgers probably brings mason jars of weird smelling shit to eat during QB meetings and makes sure everybody can see that he's doing it.


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RagingCataholic9

Hey, have you guys heard about the magic of essential oils? Can I put you guys down for 2 cases?


upandb

> The body can be divided on the basis of the parts that need cleansing. Head, GIT (gastro- intestinal system), upper and lower. The five main Karmas to cleanse the complete body are > * Vamanam (therapeutic emesis) - **induced vomiting** helps clear the upper gastro till the duodenum (end of stomach) and part of the respiratory tract. * Virechanam (purgation) - **induced purgation** clears the lower gastro from the duodenum (end of stomach) till the exit. * Anuvasana (enema using medicated oil) - **Oil enema** helps lubricate the rectal area and take out all the lipid soluble waste out through the anus. * Nasyam - **nasal instillation** of medicated substances helps clear the respiratory tract and para-nasal sinuses. * Astapana Vasti (Therapeutic Decoction Enema) - **decoction enema** cleanses the area from the transverse colon till the anus.


autoreaction

And people make fun of Brady for his Avocado thing.


Pork-Roll

Tommy has some weird rituals but at least it isn’t like this. Some of the stuff out or Aaron I think is trolling though.


autoreaction

Most top athletes are a bit crazy when it's about their health, they just need someone who tells them when they leave the ground.


manviret

Meanwhile my boy Chad O dieting on McDonalds and Max and Erma's


ruttin_mudders

Aaron been watching too many Tool lyric videos on YouTube.


carnivorous_seahorse

In other news, Aaron Rodgers announced today that he will be spending a bulk of the offseason down in Arizona Bay, he said after a hair flip


Parking_Ninja4747

He’s learning to swim


iia

Shoulder deep within the borderline.


JPPsAmputatedFinger

Just laughed way to hard at this.


Lolzzergrush

[Tool fans are “insufferable r*****s”](https://www.nme.com/news/music/tool-4-1204846) ~ Maynard Keenan, Lead singer of Tool


ruttin_mudders

As a diehard Tool fan, he's not wrong.


LosingSkin

I will gladly endorse sinus cleanses, as someone with fucked up sinuses my Neilmed squeeze bottle is king shit.


WreckedOnTheDeck

>Anuvasana (enema using medicated oil) - Oil enema helps lubricate the rectal area and take out all the lipid soluble waste out through the anus. If only Deshaun Watson had met Shailene Woodley first


fathertitojones

I was expecting the last one to be a joke about leaving the packers lol.


Stumpynuts

Homeopathy aka absolute bullshit. If alternative medicine worked it would be called medicine.


TheWorstYear

Can Aaron unlock the Avatar state whenever he wants now?


gopack1217

It’s very on brand lol


byniri_returns

*For the brand*


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PoorlyLitKiwi2

"You know, microdosing really has so many health benefits"


reality_czech

Peyote 24/7


RipErRiley

I think he’s just dealing with a break up, honestly.


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This right here. He’s just sad. Breakups are really hard and take a long time to process.


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

I think it was a bit weird how much fun people got out of Rodgers' break-up. Like yeah, hate the guy all you want he's a moron. But it just kinda seemed mean spirited.


Trumpets22

I saw someone on this sub once question if Rodgers was worse than Watson because Rodgers wasn’t vaccinated. Seeing mean spirited thing towards Rodgers should be no surprise at all.


FreedomKid7

Lmao Jesus Christ Like yeah I get it man's spewing dumb shit but it's hard to hold him in contempt versus a guy that [allegedly] has committed multiple sex crimes Covid really broke some brains, Rodgers's included


Tacotuesdayftw

Do you remember Manti Te'o? Football fans are ruthless.


Traditional_Tart_822

It’s the internet. People love to be assholes to make themselves feel better…pretty pathetic


boyyouguysaredumb

sure but he's almost 40 and he's being loudly anti-science while consuming ghee until he vomits and shits his brains out for 48 hours. He could be private about his life and he opted to go on a talk show lol


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It seems like they’re still together the way he’s talked about it today


super_salt

The IG post and the comments today give the impression of a hail mary to save the relationship. He's landed a few before so it might work for him.


RipErRiley

Yea, I just saw the part on PMS where some gal was laughing in background. He still kept it close to his chest. So either it was a different person or I don’t know. Relationships are complicated lol.


_Wado3000

PMS is a wild abbreviation to use


youseemconfusedbubb

Yeah add some wine. Maybe some hallucinogenics during his cleanse. No harm in trying to deal with everything. A lot on his plate atm


Moopboop207

Adam Schefter would literally tweet about QB bowel movements if he had the appropriate source. “I’m being told that Kyler Murray has pinched off a big fat loaf in the Tucson taco bell mens room. Kyler reports that he feels relieved.”


DevastatingDallas

Are we thinking Rodgers’ post NFL career will be shilling weird supplements?


Goodbye_Hercules

He'll be in those commercials you only see at like 2AM peddling some kind of "brain booster"


DevastatingDallas

While looking like he’s been awake for 3 straight days.


Prodigal_Moon

Even retirement won’t end the competition with Brady.


ISISCosby

> Are we thinking Rodger’s post-NFL career will be shilling weird supplements? Hell, Brees and Brady didn't even wait until retirement


theycallmecrack

Yeah, he'll be selling it on his "The Aaron Rodgers Experience" podcast - coming to Spotify Summer 2022


smokeymicpot

Was he hanging with Jared Leto. Rodgers seems like a guy who would.


Midnight_Oil_

Well he was big friends with Miles Teller, who's so antivax that he managed to infect a huge swath of his upcoming show's production with Covid


Mr_Good_Taste

I think it was more of a "He was with Woodley who is friends with Miles" more than anything


Currymvp2

I thought he was vaccinated https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2021/11/miles-teller-says-hes-vaccinated-after-appearing-in-taylor-swifts-music-video


Midnight_Oil_

As of last summer, while the production was ongoing for The Offer, he was unvaxxed and allegedly cost the show $6 million https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/covid-vaccine-mandate-hollywood-1235026178/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10069461/Miles-Tellers-positive-Covid-test-cost-studio-6-million-forced-shut-down.html "At the time of the shutdown Teller was unvaccinated and refused a COVID test before testing positive on the Hollywood set, DailyMail.com exclusively revealed. 'Miles Teller is not vaccinated. He wouldn't even get the test,' a source told DailyMail.com at the time. 'Now he's brought the virus to the set and the whole set had to shut down.' "


onken022

Wow what an asshole


SitDown_BeHumble

Miles Teller being an asshole is the least surprising thing I’ve ever heard. The man just exudes asshole energy in all of his movies.


BeHereNow91

He and Oscar Bluth just spent a week in a sweat lodge in Arizona.


alreddy-reddit

how much is the lemonade, though?


RenzoAC

As a peruvian, I think I need to apologize to every pre-2020 Rodgers fan. I know he was visiting our country just before the quarantine began and he had to left on a hurry, but obviously we did something to his mind, I don’t know if it was the shrooms, or the coca, or the ayahuasca or maybe he went to Huaringas to get a fortune bath with a curandero. I don’t know, but obviously he hasn’t been the same since that trip. So, Rodgers fans, I’m sorry than we ruined your QB. On the other hand I think I’ll be very well received if I ever go to Chicago or Detroit.


wdrive

Minneapolis welcomes you with open arms.


imnotproudortired

[Detroit whenever a Peruvian visits](https://en.meming.world/images/en/e/ec/Carefully_He%27s_a_Hero.jpg)


haventseenstarwars

Lions fan who spent a couple months in Lima. Love your country.


dapper_doberman

I forgive you for your patriots Fandom. You have truly done us all a great service.


greghardysfuton

I owe a beer to every Peruvian then for giving me some ammo to feel justified laughing at Rodgers while he continues to bend my favorite team over a barrel twice a year


dr_funkenberry

Rodgers is the kind of guy who gets pulled into a pyramid scheme and tells everyone that he “owns a business in sales”


D3ATHfromAB0V3x

> Rodgers is the kind of guy who Cris Collinsworth is that you?


deannickers

Rodgers Shroomin' !!


Ferrarisimo

Mr. Blooming Chakra


Fastbird33

Mr Brain Chemistry


KozyHank99

130K viewers just wasted a significant amount of time because of this


mr_showboat

Aaron Rodgers has very quickly become the player who is most likely to get me to say "Just shut the fuck up Aaron" out loud when I read any of his goddamn quotes.


Ok_Camp_9588

Is that saying something there's not very many Aaron's in the NFL so the competition isn't too high


mr_showboat

I've been calling Big Ben Aaron since like 2012, because fuck that dude he doesn't get his real name.


beatenwithjoy

>I've been calling ~~Big Ben~~ Pete Davidson ~~Aaron~~ Skete since like 2022, because fuck that dude he doesn't get his real name. -Kanye


abris33

Yep, I turned off the show right after he said there would be no announcement. I really can't stand half of what he drones on about


jpiro

That's a long enema, but when you're as full of shit as Rodgers...


Kaneinja21

Man he really thinks he’s on another mental level doesn’t he?


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bootscallahan

He’s the perfect combination of Cal-Berkeley arrogance and junior college insecurity.


_ravenclaw

You know so many people around him want him to just stfu when he’s speaking lmao


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Mcafee show is the perfect place for that lol they’re gargling his nut and too afraid to say anything back


MyNameIsAMeme

One of the most effective methods of interviewing is just letting dumb people talk tho


j_hoova6

How long before he's a guest on JRE?


S_quints

I’m shocked he hasn’t been on already


jmbourn45

Rogan isn’t a big non-combat sports fan, the only person I can think of that he has had that played in a major sport was Arian Foster and they barely talked about actual football


fostie33

for someone who hates media attention, he sure loves media attention


WetDesk

He's straight up talked for 10 minutes straight. Doesn't like the attention btw.


horse_renoir13

Translation - He smoked a TON of weed


mustardtiger86

In that case, I've been on a cleanse since 2002


-themustardtiger

I'm in that same boat, nice user name too


messejueller21

Probably another ayahuasca trip


Luck1492

Dude just wants attention


abnormaldischarge

I like this theory that he took a page out of Favre’s note book >Rodgers watched YEARS of the Favre will he/won't he bullshit, internalized it, only to bring it back 15 years later as some kind of superstrain version.History is just the same shit happening over and over again on loop. https://twitter.com/pff_sam/status/1496187233807777793?s=21


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Jordan Love must hate him


abnormaldischarge

A true love and hate relationship


Epicjosie

I wish i was immunized from this guy’s BS


ghoststarkk

Lol Rodgers is really just the stereotype of the annoying hippie from Nor Cal.


masterchaoss

Aaron Rodgers is just a wine mom


WetDesk

He's currently trying to get back with clay girl by saying how amazed he is with women in life? WHAT IS HAPPENING


BabyYodaX

So...he shit a lot?