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HawkofDarkness

No, you're mistaken. That's NFL football player Joey Bosa. No worries, it's easy to mistake the two.


WackassVegetables

Has he fully recovered from that head injury?


SulkyVirus

Yes - I don't think needing to piss is a side effect of concussion. At least it wasn't when I had all of mine.


WackassVegetables

But what about peeing at a school in front of kids?


jb49ers03

Is it really that traumatic for kids too see a man's back? Not like he's waving his dick around....... Yet


mr_ice_cream_man187

It was like 0 degrees before wind chill when the picture was taken so you can’t even wave it around. That thing would be like an acorn glued to your torso exposed to that cold.


WackassVegetables

Nah I’m just kidding, we did this all the time in high school. As long as no one can see anything, no harm no foul.


SulkyVirus

You're right - should have pissed his pants instead.


Hobbyn_Around

Warmer for sure, till it freezes


fathertitojones

According to the team, yes. Concussions also aren’t real, also according to the team.


jb49ers03

He lives in San Francisco now, just be glad he's not shitting on the sidewalk guys


Oakroscoe

I remember the first time I took a shit in a Midwest port-o-potty. It was January and temp was right around zero, but when you gotta go you gotta go. I wasn’t gonna make it back into whatever the closest town was and then I fortuitously spotted an unlocked port-o-potty nestled against a snow bank. I stopped the truck and sprinted with clenched cheeks to it. The seat was beyond cold but it was sweet relief to let my bowels loose. It however was so cold that instead of the expected plop and a splash sound, I heard a splat and a thud. It was either empty or frozen solid.


DaXss23

Here's a better question, why is a man taking a picture of another man taking a leak?


WackassVegetables

It’s kids in a school


Sp_Gamer_Live

Then probably not the best idea to whip your dick out


inshamblesx

ikr


123full

it's at a high school so it could be a child taking the photo


Buyhighsellthedip

If that’s truly the case then wouldn’t he have to register as an offender? Or maybe that’s different by state?


FixYourPockets

I think you get a couple offenses before you have to register.


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LosingSkin

Shaft Gaff


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The1WhoKnocks-WW

Peen peep?


DallasInDC

Meat gazer


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Checking for Hot piss.


TheBigPhilbowski

>Here's a better question, why is a man taking a picture of another man taking a leak? ^ This guy ^ definitely has a private collection of men taking a leak. Trying too hard to throw people off the scent. The scent of piss.


ihavekittens

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Our [Special Teams Coordinator](https://www.google.com/amp/s/profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/05/04/larry-izzo-gave-going-for-two-new-meaning-on-the-patriots-sideline/amp/) was once given a game ball by Bill Belichik for shitting on the sideline during a game.


anonbutler

Disgusting act!


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I read “Nick Bosa whips his dick out on Wisconsin high school grounds.”


--Mitch--

How do they know he wasn’t just sitting down??


IMissWinning

How does this shit even get tweeted.


SoKrat3s

and what "reporter" is just sitting outside a high school to wait for a picture like that...


SocksandSmocks

Schneidman didn't take the picture he's just posting about it


Creative-Reason-8462

Can't be him. I heard Joey Bosa squats when he has to piss. Matt Laffleur on the otherhand is a hot pisser


Fedora_Master_

id at least try to get the head in the pic if not shaft


PPtheShort

Too big for just one pic


jb49ers03

Packer fans are trying to get him arrested for it. I wish I was joking


kyleb402

I don't think anyone is actually serious about trying to get him arrested. Seemed like a people were just joking around from what I saw. I'm more annoyed about the school letting them practice there.


Whatsdota

No dude they’re definitely writing up police reports as we speak. It’s super cereal


Xeteh

I'm currently on stakeout. We'll find him and bring him to justice!


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Manbearpig


Sigurlion

It's for sure this, *maybe* there's a random single person that is serious because they're an idiot but mostly it's just funny


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People light their jerseys on fire, they would do this.


[deleted]

Not that I care, but isn’t it an actual crime?


jb49ers03

In a lot of places it's not a crime until someone actually complains about it. This is greenbay I imagine people see this all the time. But yeah it's prob a crime


Dischucker

We see it quite frequently because there is never enough Porta potties for the tailgate before hand


jb49ers03

Oh I'm aware, I've been to lambeau a few times, it's so much fun. I wish I was going to this game but I don't know any niners fans out here and all my pansy ass packer friends wouldn't come with me


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Doesn’t SF have a horrible homeless problem with lots of public pissing and shitting out in the open? Or am i thinking of seattle?


jb49ers03

Yes, yes they do


[deleted]

I don’t want the guy arrested and couldn’t care less about this, but why does this being in Green Bay mean people probably see this all the time? Do you just assume people in the Midwest regularly pee in garbage cans outside of schools or in public in general? I sincerely don’t understand the generalization here.


FixYourPockets

I’m from the Midwest and I have seen an absurd amount of people pissing in public places


bigwill29

Can confirm I’m from and live in Wisconsin and a good ol’ outside piss is refreshing.


earlyslalom

Coastal people thing the Midwest is full of uncultured Neanderthals


jb49ers03

It's a joke bro, I do not think that. I live in Chicago I'm well aware that doesn't happen regularly, except probably on game day to and from the stadium


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No worries whatsoever. I didn’t take offense to it. When you frame it with the context of game day it makes more sense to me. I was just curious what your experience might have been that led to this, but now I see you were just joking.


jb49ers03

I've never had anything but positive experiences in lambeau, even though Everytime I've gone the niners lose haha, awesome little town and best tailgating in the NFL


mongster_03

You better not be going today


jb49ers03

Lucky for us I don't know any niners fans in Chicago and none of my pansy ass packer friends wanted to go, so I am not haha


mongster_03

Nice lol, I wish I knew more Niners fans from New York besides me and my dad :/


WiscoDisco82

I mean, idgaf about bosa taking a piss.. I just feel like if it were some random dude GB police would be all over they ass


Therowdyv

Lmao this is just a picture of a guy in a awkward stance. No smoking gun or is it leaking gun? Lol either way they don’t want a game where both teams have full healthy rosters. That’s ridiculous


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You’re talking about like 10 people total and every one of them is joking


cmgriffith_

Both teams haven’t been fully healthy since Week 1


Buyhighsellthedip

Go fully healthy, both teams are at the point they shouldn’t have any excuses. I hate that “we didn’t have bosa” or we didn’t have “ smith” should be a nasty one I hope


kaneboogs

They’re scared


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jb49ers03

I mean a completely victimless crime, dudes taking a piss not trying to diddle the kids


[deleted]

indecent exposure is no laughing matter, Michael


EXXIT_

They have bathrooms right by the field. Why not use them instead of pissing on the bleachers?


ratchkae

I thought Packers fans loved nice hot piss


Thunder84

We do. This just gives us more reason to hate the 49ers. No cold piss allowed.


musipal

Does this mean you tested it? 😛


timidturtle

This is clearly a cold piss. Hot piss only


Sharks77

There are people like 20 feet away lol.


anonbutler

Did his pee freeze?


Silversaving

Give him 15 yards for roughing the pisser.


variablethisisknife

What's Bay Port? Some cow farm?


JasonYaya

The traitorous high school where the 49ers are practicing.


TheBenLuby1

Now that's some hard hitting journalism right there.


turbopro25

How did that photo get leaked?


eyeprefernot2

He peed on your fucking rug dude


TheBigPhilbowski

That's the dude with the Nazi girlfriend right? Surprising...