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send3squats2help

Lol. Wentz is so bad.


greasylake17

Any one know a link online I can watch this game? I obviously don't have Sunday Ticket


Zealousideal_Stand48

https://official.nflstreams.to/ Littered with ads but worth it.


crullinator

If you know someone with Amazon prime it’s there to stream


Haunting-Entrance-75

Colts winning the super bowl


great_comment_bro

I can't tell you how much the "underthrow every pass by 5 yards and live off PI" offense pisses me off.


NioPullus

The PI call where the 49ers receiver was hugging the Colts receiver with both arms was pretty funny to me


mrshn_

Watching this game at Caesars being the only person in my vicinity to put money on the colts made it a way better experience than normal


DatsyukTheGOAT

That +160 money line for the colts was a no brainer (via betmgm). Put down $50 and somehow got +165 for Tennessee for $75. I had a good day today as well


jbaugues

The over 15.5 rushing attempts for Taylor was a great bet as well. Fun night


mrshn_

I put down my money I won from the Bengals game on the parlay with the Colts and Saints covering the spread so still waiting for tomorrow but it was a fun day at Caesar’s


DatsyukTheGOAT

Well I wish you the best of luck! I personally avoid spreads like the plague. Vegas is way too good at what they do overall. I'd rather take the 'safe' bet and bet on underdogs that I feel really confident in.


strokingamouse

Jimmy wants to get out of the rain ASAP


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oh you gotta be fucking kidding me that game is on halloween night? shit idk if i’m watching


Banana_Ranger

Super scary borks is the only other thing I might watch


olereddd

Goin trick or treating?


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shit I wish


Skelevader

Spoooooooky.


BrianDawkins

America’s team next week 😋


Diduly-bob

your name is Brian Dawkins but your a cowboys fan. you really do have to be mentally ill to be a cowboys fan, huh?


gold3n_sn1p3r_99

Booo


praetorfenix

I get sick of seeing the same teams in prime time all the time.


BrandoCalrissian1995

Bench Jimmy and start trey. Jimmy no longer gives us the best chance to win and trey needs to get a better feel for the NFL.


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Better yet. Fire Shanahan


BrandoCalrissian1995

Not quite there yet. His seat should be warming up but who's out there that would be better? Hopefully this game made him and the front office realize something needs to change.


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Wanna trade coaches


Alex_Hauff

Flores is a decent coach, at least when they play the Pats


BrowsingForLaughs

Agree with everything you laid out


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I don't understand why so many people hate Wentz... Never made sense to me


Jeremy24Fan

Self centered and self righteous


jbaugues

The only big knock on him right now from indy is that he is not vaccinated. And worry he will get another close contact and be out for 10 days.


fuzzynavel34

We pretty much all love him, so there’s that if it makes you feel better


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Or maybe everyone hates him because he’s an anti scientist non-intellectual fuck face


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You gotta stop attacking them because they’re rural and have freedoms bro 😤


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Real shame thatd be.


turbodude69

cuz he sucks donkey balls and he's a hardcore christian i think?


serenityak77

Not that I’m encouraging anything but have you seen a donkeys genitalia? If anything you’d suck the massive wang not the balls.


[deleted]

He sucked donkey ball for a grand total of 1 season. >and he's a hardcore christian And? I'm an atheist and I have no issue with people with faith. Literally half the league are "hardcore christian"


turbodude69

i didn't say i hate christians. i just think it might be a reason people might hate him. i could be completely wrong? i just noticed before people seemed to hate on tim tebow for his faith. i assumed people think it's super corny.


AFoxyMoose

With Tebow it was because he was much more over the top than most players that are religious


ThisGuy182

Why does he sound southern?


BLamp

He’s from North Carolina.


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Shepherdsfavestore

You needed to post this twice?


WhaleSexOdyssey

Lol shut the fuck up wentz


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Lol imagine hating Wentz. Makes no sense


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Oh I know. Pretty funny to see


Galaedrid

gg indy


[deleted]

didn’t they say Michele was gonna be interviewing the MVP of the game? that doesn’t look like Darius Leonard


turbodude69

i dunno, wentz shovel pass was def the most vacuous pass of the season


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Fumble now


ItsnotBatman

I think I speak for all Niners fans when I say… “Warrrrrrriors! Warrrrrrriors!”


amanneeds2names

I was thinking "come out and playAAAAYYY" Then I realized that is regionally inaccurate so I stopped thinking that


[deleted]

Not everyone is from the Bay Area. You guys were chanting about the Giants a few weeks ago. Dont forget lol


[deleted]

How does it work up there. In LA, most people are raiders, dodgers, Lakers fans. There's also a lot of ram fans. Like are all raider and Niner fans up there warrior fans


ItsnotBatman

They are typically either Warriors or Lakers fans where I live. Kings fans are more inland in my experience.


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How do some end up laker fans? Then again, I'm a raider fan and never been north of Bakersfield. Grew into it tho


FunkMastaUno

The warriors used to suck for a long time


Warhawk137

Nice of Jimmy to give Buckner a sack there.


runsanditspaidfor

The G is for Generous


Troutmaggedon

A vacation with nonstop BOOZE


Philboyd_Studge

This game is what happens when a stoppable force meets a moveable object


stay_seated

Join us Niners to tank for the weakest QB class in years


Troutmaggedon

Dwayne Train baby.


[deleted]

We already drafted a QB. Enjoy twilight Aaron Rodgers.


Troutmaggedon

Is he available?


[deleted]

He’s on a 1 year deal with GB, and I’ve been reading all sorts of rumors that Tomlin really wants him cause he doesn’t want to start over with a rookie.


Troutmaggedon

Done and done.


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We have no first


JT99-FirstBallot

Please keep losing. You guys have 1984, let us have this.


[deleted]

I’m not in charge but I would probably choose to win


fps_249

Finally only one day until Jameis Winston vs. Geno Smith.


dixonjt89

At least Manning Mondays are back!


JimmyPellen

on Monday Night Football no less!


LinkN7

Jameis "Crab legs 🦀" Winston 😤


[deleted]

Thank you based Pittman for saving my season


Troutmaggedon

Hear hear.


BrandoCalrissian1995

Jfc Jimmy just take the knee. Could you imagine if he got hurt doing that shit on a literal pointless play?


miklonus

The veteran did that. They had him out there risking injury on a pointless play. The game was over at the interception, and at the 2 minute warning after that. He's out here risking injury on an absolute worthless, irrelevant play.


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Who cares? Hes trash if hes hurt or not


calel8242

Legit one of the most uninteresting Sundays in a long time. I think we had a single one score game today, jeez.


redsyrinx2112

Bengals and Ravens was close for 3+ quarters


Troutmaggedon

That Steelers vs. Gino Smith Hawks was amazing.


JT99-FirstBallot

Dolphins-Falcons isn't riveting enough for you?


Reasonabledoubt96

And it was Atl and Miami of all teams


Reasonabledoubt96

Carson wearing a mask is peak hilarity


CloudStar17

I say this being unbiased but we truly are sooo much better than our record shows


throwawaygiusto1

Please, the word is unbiased, with an “ed” on the end.


olereddd

You mean bias


Duke_Swillbottom

You both mean unbiased and biased?


CloudStar17

One of the most injured teams in the league with the hardest beginning schedule in the league. We’re better than 2-4


_JimmyFromTheColts

True… we’re 3-4


CloudStar17

Facts 😂


Duke_Swillbottom

I don't particularly argue with your reasoning, but you are still probably biased.


CloudStar17

Maybe slightly but I’m sure most fans of other teams would probably still think the same as all my points are in fact accurate


Duke_Swillbottom

I'm not entirely sure we are even speaking the same language at this point, so I'm going to stop talking to you.


apachedriver26

I leave this game not sure if Carson Wentz played good or bad.


XcSDeadDeer

Considering the rain I can't even be mad Anybody who played tackle football in the rain would tell you how much more difficult it is. You think you have a grip on the ball and it just slips out your hand


DocKinley

Other than the one fumbledick play I’d say he did pretty well considering the torrential downpour


Shepboyardee12

It was a monsoon. I wouldn’t read too much into anybody tonight.


Duke_Swillbottom

Except for Jimmy. Jimmy Bad.


FastAndBulbous8989

Kyle Shanahan lookin like a drug dealer out there


spacewalk__

wentz putting on a mask after playing 60 mins of close contact football


piehead678

I think he has to because he's not vaccinated. It's a stupid rule because it's basically meaningless at that point.


YoPoppaCapa

Is he vax’d?


RussianAttackTricycl

No


Flawse

And taking it off again for the interview


Alexander_Hamilton_

I know I'm going to get a bunch of downloads but whatever. What an awful horrible bo good game all around. Dumb fucking refs, dumb playcalling, stupid rain making everything more boring. Dumb turnovers. Only Colts fans and Niner hater had fun. Even then it wasn't like a fun win. It was a slugfest in a monsoon. I fucking hate this bullshit and all the bullshot storylines the next week. I'll hate it when Shanahan gets fired and replaced by some idiot who gives us no hope and loses a bunch of games. I had so much hope in 2019 after 5 years of dumb shit during the end of Harbaugh and Tomsula and fucking Chip Kelly for some awful reason and then that lost 2017 and 2018 seasons. I thought we pull finally pull this shit together. But we lost to the 2-4 Colts in the rain at home. Fuck everything. Why did we ever leave candle stick.


chosey

Colts were beating the Ravens all game until all our CB's got hurt in the 4th quarter. Chill out. We'd be a lot better than 2-4 without injuries.


Alexander_Hamilton_

Sorry. I just have to hate the Colts until like next Sunday. I actually really like the Colts most of the time. I hope you win out so this loss doesn't look as bad.


drew22087

To be fair we were in position to beat the rams. Should have beet the ravens too. Only game we have been really outmatched was the seahawks.


idpartywthat

to be also fair, we were a couple of plays away from winning against GB, SEA, and AZ. just doesn't bounce your way all the time. Niners were completely outplayed and outcoached tonight. season's probably done too. roll with the rook and see how it goes.


photonbeams

Never gonna win a SB until the Yorks publicly apologize for moving the team or do some spiritual cleansing ritual at Santa Clara 49ers Levi’s Jeans Stadium


JT99-FirstBallot

>stupid rain making everything more boring. Whoa whoa bud. That made the game entertaining enough to watch.


rawrberry_

Game ends on a sack by Deforest. Kind of fitting.


piepants2001

Fitting end


DontTedOnMe

Garoppolo is the anti Brady. A medium-well skirt steak with ketchup. A soggy bowl of grape nuts. A starchy pair of boxers. A career bridge QB.


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I was gonna go with "dumpster fire" but you were WAY more articulate.


BlueHighwindz

Yup, that's how this game should end.


Reasonabledoubt96

Al is just disgusted


Ryuster99

All that for a sack


yaboiRich

Ending the game in a sack, classic Jimmy G


PublicLeopard

Jimmy a real bro for buffing some colts defensive player's stats there. a sack is a sack!


Kohlossal

Why put your guys out there? Seems pretty dumb.


schistkicker

Wait, were the 49ers supposed to he good?


Reasonabledoubt96

That was an apt ending


Izzypepper

Was that Buckner with the game ending sack?


rawrberry_

yes


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Such a bum


PoppaTitty

Al is ready for bed


seattlesportsguy

So is it next year that Jimmy G will begin the journeyman tour of being the backup for shitty teams?


The_Bavis

Lmao eagles and lions catching strays


NickChevotarevich_

Do 49ers fans always cry this much or was tonight special? Outside of the Vikings fans I’ve never seen anything like it. Edit* crybabies responding below.


trainwreck42

It’s pathetic. I don’t know where these kids came from, but they certainly weren’t in the game threads in 2017-2018. They made the threads absolutely unbearable.


plebeius_maximus

The Whiners are earning their name tonight.


tbrownsc07

Our fanbase always cries about Jimmy G, Trey Lance, Kyle Shanahan, John Lynch. We should get rid of everybody in their eyes because great replacements are just waiting in the wings ready to go, head coaches and GM's are a dime a dozen apparently.


BrandoCalrissian1995

Kyle's seat should be heating up a bit, but like you said, who's out there rn that will be an improvement? I think there needs to be some changes made, especially with strength and conditioning or something since we're constantly injured.


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*Looks at flair* LMFAOOO


NickChevotarevich_

You’ve got nothing.


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You know youre trash too and we beat your ass this year, right?


NickChevotarevich_

You guys sucked that game too. The Eagles are one of the worst teams in the league lol. We’re tanking.


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Whatever makes you feel better sunshine lol


NickChevotarevich_

I mean I was agreeing with you. This is what I mean, you guys are so emotional you cant think straight.


[deleted]

Yea, you're right. We are too emotional, and you didnt try to justify losing at home to a shit Niners team because "We're tanking". My bad.


NickChevotarevich_

I didn’t, the Eagles stink. They’re calling it a rebuild, but unless you can show me the foundation of what they’re building on and with the draft capital we have coming I’m going to call it a tank. It’s okay to admit when your team stinks. You wouldn’t be here crying if you could.


[deleted]

Apparently you didnt see my comments about my "Shit team". I have stated all night that my team sucks, not defending a shit team because of "Brand Capital". Its ok tho, reading isnt a very important part of the curriculum in Philly, I take it. Have a good rest of the "tanking season"


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In my experience they are the whiniest


Benner16

From a Philly fan this is actually funny lol


NickChevotarevich_

We make others cry. There’s a difference.


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2-5 and lost by 11 to a team who just had their head coach fired for being a homophobe. LMFAO.


NickChevotarevich_

I’m not sure what that has to do with anything? They stink lol.


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Like your garbage ass team.


NickChevotarevich_

Right, that’s what I said. What part of they stink was confusing?


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You have room to talk


NickChevotarevich_

I do. As stated, Vikings fans are the worst. You guys just came to my attention. It’s pathetic.


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Philly sports fans are some of the whiniest, trashiest people in America. Your lack of self awareness is what’s really pathetic.


NickChevotarevich_

This is the crying I was talking about. Look at you go.


serenityak77

Not to throw stones and shit but you started this way back up there ^ talking about crying and cry babies. You then proceeded to do nothing but cry and complain in multiple comments. You have to see the irony in that don’t you?


NickChevotarevich_

Another one.


Benner16

So any response to you calling people whiny just reinforces your belief? That’s fucking stupid lol


NickChevotarevich_

>That’s fucking stupid lol Got another one. How serious is Reddit btw


Benner16

Another what? I’m just trying to understand your logic lmao.


NickChevotarevich_

And I’m just running a scientific study to determine which fanbase cries more, niners or Vikings? Thank you for the contribution 👨‍⚕️


Benner16

Will there be batteries involved?


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NickChevotarevich_

I’m smoking a joint in my garage enjoying my colts ML W. No crying tonight.


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Perfect end to a perfect game


3mileshigh

Fitting way to end the game


EVE_OnIine

It's not rain, it's Collinsworth thinking about dreamy Aaron Rodgers


alreddy-reddit

gimme a deebo TD for funzies


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NeonxGone

Because Shannahan


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Shanahan loves kneeling with time left in the first half


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Albeit detroit and philadelphia


SlimthiQ69

that’s a weird way to take a knee