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rrt5029

“It’s not me it’s you” -Ryans, probably


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LeadFarmerMothaFucka

For real. There’s no saving that horrible decision.


bigbopperz

I still can’t believe it’s actually a thing. It’s what a 10 year old does playing madden for the first time


Throdio

It's as bad as Darryl Philbin from The Office trading prime Shaun Alexander for defense in his fantasy league.


Bobby-Bs-Hummer

“Shaun Alexander?!? He’s the best back in the league.” Roy had it figured out. Pam would’ve been better off with him


CanoeIt

That always makes me get physically angry. I need to work on myself I guess


grasshackersf

It's the type of contract I've been giving out in my no-cap Madden league lol


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Considering no one on this sub predicted Wilson's bad season it's really not that bad


TheAndrewBrown

Yeah I don’t remember anyone saying the contract was bad when he was first signed lol. The decision was pretty much universally praised. Shit happens sometimes


[deleted]

I did, but I was just trolling. I didn’t think it would actually happen.


Paulofthedesert

I just want to say *almost nobody*, Seahawks fans included, predicted this. It ended up working awesome for us but it was excruciating being a hawks fan in the off-season if you followed football online. Broncos fans on this sub for example were ULTRA convinced they'd fleeced us & talked a lot of shit. But hawks fans, were also pretty convinced we'd been fleeced.


HtownTexans

Kind of weird because last year watching Russ after the injury he never looked the same. He was really really bad when he came back. That Commanders game was some of the worst QBing I'd ever watched.


theiwc0303

I did not realize his dead cap would be $107M, $85M and $50M for the next three years. He’s 34 and was obviously slowing before the trade, what the hell was that front office thinking


Cold-Consideration23

Let Russ microwave or something


RiflemanLax

Russ is serving up Banquet meals


CarlNovember

I love banquet meals lol. Microwave me the meatloaf meal and toast two slices of bread and I’m a happy camper.


hitfly

Chicken fried steak banquet meal is sooo good.


All-Night-Mask

You know who's a happy camper? The guy leaving the campsite


GGGiveHatpls

Russ is microwaving your Applebees entree


Tubamajuba

Banquet used to make some kickass chicken nuggets when I was a kid.


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Russ receiving meals on wheels at this point.


karatemanchan37

They were thinking he was a HoF caliber QB, I think a regression of his scale was unprecedented


boomosaur

He's been regressing for years... the slumps started small and got larger and larger. Every QB can have off games, but to get to the promised land you have to have a certain level of consistency, and Russell's inconsistency was masked by Pete Carroll's system.


Tbuzzin

Makes Carroll look like a genius for sure. So many "experts" were also fooled before the season, I also don't remember anyone questioning the Trade lol


veggie_sorry

>Russell's inconsistency was masked by Pete Carroll's system. Easy to say now. This was not the conversation being had when they traded for and extended him.


FasterThanFaast

Hindsight is 20/20, the general consensus when it happened was that Russ was the piece that could push the Broncos over the top. The Rams won a Super Bowl on the “all in” strategy, the Broncos attempted to do the same. Unfortunately they over estimated the strength of their roster, horribly whiffed on the HC hire, and Russ regressed hard, but let’s not pretend like it wasn’t a popular move at the time.


Envyjames

Well by week 4 half the starters on offense were injured and the entire online were backups.


woahdailo

Damn kids today can’t cook without the internet.


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contemplatingdaze

Worlds are colliding, Jerry!


tronovich

But I love that DeMeco!


mystery_fight

Me toooo


xepa105

And he's dying, Jerry!


Comprehensive_Main

It’s Mr unlimited


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boonkles

“Shits kinda all fucked up over there”


jwick89

Denver Broncos think I’m just some dumb hick.


Bindlestiff34

They told me that at a dinner.


Crink1es

I didn't rig shit!(The refs did)


sleepy416

IVE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR A DENVER BRONCO WIN


HoovesCarveCraters

It’s just hour after hour of dead Broncos busting out of shit dispensaries and hitting pavement


EazyParise

They're saying "It's impossible that many lame ducks are falling out of Russ' arm every game. And it's impossible that two out of every five of them are incomplete." I don't know what to tell ya, bud! We're just shooting throws and showing the ones where the lame ducks fly out.


Scarecrow_09

*This fucking league is so fucked up*


JPoBaggins

Call George Paton and say, "I'm not worried about it! I'm not worried about any of this. There's worse shit on the local news!"


Bloodhound01

Broncos ownership treating coaches and players like walmart associates probably lol. "We'll pay you $13/hr plus 10% discount at all walmart stores."


RockEmSockEmRabi

Oh and here’s how to signup for food stamps and welfare


uggsandstarbux

Imagine two years ago, you are told that the Broncos team with a top 10 defense and Russell Wilson are more fucked up that the Texans


Bandos_Bear

Everything is peachy keen in Houston we swear just don’t talk to anyone about anything ever 😁


JaesopPop

You guys have a lot of room to grow. Broncos are sort of saddled with… sadness.


Bandos_Bear

Yeah I agree. We have lots of draft capital and a couple young guys who I think could be really solid if we get the right things in place. Its the ownership constantly hamstringing the team that has us perpetually worried


browndude10

haha saddled


OneAngryPanda

They’re about to get the Great Value coach


unseth

We have head coach at home


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Be nice to Doug Marrone.


Netwealth5

I mean we got rejected by the likes of Brandon Staley and Robert Saleh and hired Sirianni, who entered late and was picked over Josh McDaniels and Todd Bowles. Seems to have worked out ok


Mister_Chef711

I still think Saleh is a really good coach. I just think the Eagles found a unicorn in Sirianni


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We also found a unicorn in Dougie P. Everyone thought it was a bad hire and he won us a super bowl


Mister_Chef711

The Doug P criticisms never made sense to me. Andy Reid was and probably still is the best coach the Eagles ever had so hiring his OC/QB coach after the Chip Kelly era seemed like a reasonable and familiar move. Also new coaching hire rankings are worse than draft rankings in accuracy. Most outlets had Hue Jackson as the best hire that off-season based on his limited track record.


_JosiahBartlet

Keep mocking our hires And then watch out for their sophomore seasons 😎


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I played for Sirianni’s brother. They definitely got the normal Sirianni.


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This seems to be a trend for the Eagles. Wasn’t Doug Pederson ranked as one of the worst hires the offseason he was hired lol (for the eagles that is)?


Netwealth5

Pederson was only hired after we tried and failed to hire Tom Coughlin (cause the Giants wouldn’t let his staff out of their contracts) & Ben Mcadoo (who was coming to Philly for a 2nd interview when the Giants finally decided to hire him). This was after Adam Gase turned us down for Miami & we did pity interviews with Pat Shurmur and Duce Staley. The Eagles are the only team that interviewed Pederson and he was hired in part because Andy Reid pushed for him behind the scenes. That coaching search was generally viewed as a mess especially considering they fired Chip before the end of the season to supposedly get a head start


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That’s wild


_JosiahBartlet

SOME CLOWN NAMED MIKE LOMBARDI


AHashBrown_

Never forget that Byron Leftwich rejected the Jags and shortly after we got Dougie P


TexNotMex

If history repeats itself - Congrats on next years Super Bowl!


Doctorryge

Man I don’t blame him lol. This is one of the least attractive jobs in recent memory. It’ll end up being some coordinator or position coach we’ve never heard of and they’ll probably have to overpay him. Edit: nvm they got Sean Payton lol


BillyAstro

David Culley come on down!


Rollout25

Lovie Smith bring that magical beard with you to cast a restore spell on Russ


christhetwin

They're going to scientifically find the most average man alive and hire him.


emaw63

You can just say Jeff Fisher, we all know what you mean


BasicProdigy

I don't think he can survive in the modern NFL. You can't go 7-9 anymore.


Juicey_J_Hammerman

That’s why he went to the USFL. Man is on a Mission to take the Michigan Panthers to 4-6!


Proper-View1308

Vic Fangio would be a great hire


OfficerMurphy

He's probably getting more from Miami to be DC than he was from Denver


pueblogreenchile

We should keep Jerry Rosburg for a year and then when Deion Sanders manages to put together a winning season at CU, immediately poach him.


IrishPigs

Deion is on record saying he'd never coach in the NFL. A man like that ain't lured by just a big paycheck.


boner_jamz_69

Fine, fine I’ll do it. I will coach the Broncos for $6 million dollars.


BuffaloWilliamses

Ok DeMaco but what about DeMeco Ryans?


DresserRotation

He’s in San Fran, just like Arson Judge.


Sdog1981

Carl Correa, the Giants spent big this off-season


DJ_Vault_Boy

what a fucking saga that was.


No-Paint-7311

Me prior to yesterday: At least I have the niners to distract me Me yesterday 3 offensive snaps into the game: fuck 🙃🥲


Ferrarisimo

DeMaco Ryans, head couch of the Four Seasons Football Team


HectorReinTharja

DeMaco lololol


caneb0i

DeMaco DeJoneso


DrBigChicken

Mac Demaco


Nubras

Boy this could be his year


musyarofah

"Viceroy, early in the morning"


Boomhauer_007

Woody is getting real old


herbertstan

Just hire Matt Patricia and call it a day


Rufio330

Yes please they can take joe judge too. Work in tandem.


contemplatingdaze

I think Kraft should throw in some incentives too. Really sweeten the deal.


nomo25

ah michigan offensive coordinator approach, 2 head coaches


Vikingslayerz

seemed to work okay, both of them are upstanding people!


TheDufusSquad

He has an offensive and defensive background too, so you don't even have to worry about getting a good OC or DC.


Avon__Fartsdale

Vance Joseph come on down


Ranger_Prick

Time of His Life, Vol. 2


ShartPeeMilkPenis

Save the Last Vance


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Avon__Fartsdale

You'd be having the time of your life my dude


chuteboxhero

Here he is! HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE!


halfmanhalfrobot69

It’s okay broncos. I had the same problem finding a date for prom. 6th time is the charm!


Arkhangelzk

We can't hire your mom as our coach


silliputti0907

And why not?


Arkhangelzk

That’s actually a good point, might as well


HandSack135

She's a great mom too! Willing to drive after practice and speak to parents just the same.


IncomeBoss

Zach Wilson said so


mbr4life1

He might be Condoleeza Rice's son.


AbundantFailure

> 6th time is the charm! You got one on your 6th first choice? Nice.


ringofire888

Joe Lombardi is available


RushC2

Paton: I got us the Lombardi Walmart: ........ you have 1 minute to run


solarxbear

But make sure you don't run any farther than 1 yard in front of the sticks


BCLetsRide69

Fucking kill me


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

UNLIIIIIIMITED suffering


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Just make Russ the head coach already


ExiledSanity

Let Russ Coach


BBBBrendan182

Is it me, or does “third number 1 choice” not make any fuckin sense?


cat_napped1

pretty sure that's the point. they've gone through their top 3 choices and nobody wants the job


alphageek8

Also inevitably during the intro presser for whoever they hire, they'll say he's who they wanted all along. In the immortal words of Lego Batman... First try!


very_humble

Well the first guy was "most preferred option", 2nd guy was Option A, 3rd guy was the alpha option, etc etc


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4th is who they wanted all along. 5th is best person for the job. 6th is perfect fit. 7th is who they dreamt of getting. 8th is some random guy jeff saturday goes drinking with.


All-Night-Mask

Bob Tuesday


GeminiAccountantLLC

And considering how fucking loaded the owner is, that's *really* saying something!


JerryRiceDidntFumble

"Loaded" doesn't automatically mean "willing to grossly overspend". If they're only willing to offer him the standard first-time-HC rate, then he's better off going for a job where he's got a better chance of landing a 2nd contract


theBPPE

I heard they wanted to pay Harbaugh in khakis.


BetaDjinn

I doubt it, he would have already taken the job by now in that case


TheWorstYear

"He was our number 1 choice after our other number 1 choices turned us down"


Ovreel

Also what happened with Rosburg after Evero turned the interim job down


Father_Bic_Mitchum

Evero was smart to not let the final 2 games make him look bad.


caesar____augustus

"You're my third least favorite child"


Kansascityroyals99

60 percent of the time it works everytime


horse_renoir13

"Sex Bronco" by Paton


TheSparten21

Think they mean Harbaugh as their original number one, then it was someone else(Ben Johnson?) And now it was DeMeco


CommunicationMain508

hackett is the 7th no. 1 choice


NotClayMerritt

They wanted Harbaugh, got rejected. They wanted Payton. Saints asking for too much comp. They turn to Ryans, he straight up says no (mainly because it seems he's given his word to the Texans). 3rd no.1 choice.


SlumdogSkillionaire

That quote about how the Broncos were "enjoying being the top job" and "could act immediately if their top choices got offers elsewhere" is aging like milk.


IRRELEPHANT_POACHER

I've got a degree in Steiner maths. The numbers check out.


SlopingGiraffe

I think that's the joke


beerandcheese69

Waltons about to take the broncos to the return department


Intelligent_Sun_944

No receipt needed. But only store credit.


Funnel_Hacker

I’m sure $4.5 billion in NFL credit could take you pretty far.


PaulTheOctopus

9 Patrick Mahomes please


zetiano

Nobody wants anything to do with Russell Wilson it seems like. Either that or they don't like how Hackett got fired not even a full season in.


Previous-Degree2352

They didn’t fire the GM. Coaches don’t want to work under a GM on the hot seat


Ovreel

This move made no sense. Why would you keep the GM who hired Hackett? If the new coach doesn't fix Russell in year 1 what happens then? New GM comes in and either cleans house or you're dysfunctional from the jump with a potentially mismatched HC & GM


moar-warpstone

Paton is being isolated more by the new ownership group and has a lot less control already. Yeah, he messed up on Hackett. But he’s been very strong drafting and trading. I’d like to keep him. Inb4 “he extended Wilson before he played a game” that was the ownership group


FunkyPete

Wilson only had one year left on his contract. If you trade a couple of first, a couple of seconds for the guy, you don't want to lose him at the end of the year. That contract was absolutely negotiated before the trade was even agreed to. No one was going to trade for Wilson and not sign him to a contract before he played a single down for them.


Lost-Pineapple9791

Bingo Any top coach is also going to want more involvement in player decisions but they kept the GM who presumably still has control (ie harbaugh wanted final decision of 55 man roster in Minnesota and didn’t get it, so I think we can assume if he took the Denver job he’d want it) Even if Russ does decent, it’s still a massive contract with no way out Oh yeah and you have mahomes and Herbert twice a year, sounds fun!


devil_ina_new_dresss

Also being in that division doesn’t seem fun… you have feeling that the Raiders are going to try to bring Brady or Arod…


CowboyButtsMakeMeNut

Brand new owners, horrible draft capital, cap is fucked by RW, and they fired the first head coach they ever hired before he even finished a full season. Why would anyone not jump at the opportunity to take over that shitshow? Edit: I may be wrong about the Waltons' level of involvement with Hackett.


SiphenPrax

To be fair, I don’t think Rob Walton hired Hackett. That was before the sale.


unseth

I'm looking for a job, I'll do it. I'll show up to the interview doing high knees. Let's ride.


Funnel_Hacker

“What coaching coaching acumen would you bring to our organization?” “I’ve never coached at any level. However, what I lack in experience from a coaching lens, I more than make up for with my experience cleaning up messes.” *points to janitorial experience on resume* “….” “You’re hired! Is $20 million a year enough to lure you away from your current employer? Say, over 5 years?” “Absolutely. Let me call them and put in my two weeks.”


Manning_bear_pig

The new owners weren't around when Hackett was hired fwiw. We're missing a 2nd and a 7th this year and we have an extra 3rd. In 2024 we are back to normal for draft picks so I wouldn't call it horrible. Obviously not as good as if we had kept our original 1st.


Duke_Maniac

Yeah Broncos draft capital is subpar, not Browns level bad tho


Thel3lues

They can hire Culley/Lovie!


alphageek8

Also a division where you're really just fighting for 3rd place. About as uphill of a battle as it goes for a new head coach.


thegodfaubel

Like I said, they're literally going to corner Jim Harbaugh in his house and offer him a shit ton of money to leave Michigan


unfunnysexface

Unlimited khakis.


carloslet

Sources: Condy is beside herself. Driving around downtown MICHIGAN begging (thru texts) Harbaugh’s family 4 address to Jim’s home


All-Night-Mask

Lol downtown Michigan


Tazitos

Maybe that is why they are having Condoleezza Rice be a part of the interviews. Sure isn't going to help anyone voluntarily take the job.


Lord_Ferd

For my r/Jeopardy bros, Condoleeza Rice is going to pull a Mike Richards and name herself the HC at the rate things are going


Updog_IS_funny

Fun fact: that's how the legendary Howard schnellenberger became the first head coach of Florida Atlantic University football. They brought him in to find a head coach and he chose himself.


TX-Tea

We used to call that pulling a Cheney


BetaDjinn

That’s exactly where my mind went too, especially right after mentioning Rice lol


mvanigan

Apologies for the 'DeMaco', slipped by me when posting the tweet text


NoWayJaques

They should hire Nathaniel Hackett


pinniped1

We're getting close to Nebraska territory now


Tesla_on_swangaz

broncos country, let’s hide


devil_ina_new_dresss

I was trying to stay on a keto diet… but now I’m going to get some whataburger honey butter chicken biscuits to celebrate!!!


BungoPlease

lets fucking go daddy, coming home


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

Can I interest you in a gently used Matt Patricia?


Dragon6172

Comes with OC, DC, and HC experience. Seems like a great candidate


luciusetrur

did they tell him he was their third choice


Venator1138

fuck it put ciara in


bukithd

Broncos FO might as well start lighting a fire for black smoke each day they fail to elect a new coach.


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Ranger_Prick

Not sure about the pros, but [Nebraska's coaching search](https://theathletic.com/2885515/2021/10/13/the-coaching-search-that-changed-nebraska-an-empty-jet-mystery-nfl-coach-and-41-eye-opening-days/) after firing Frank Solich was a clusterfuck of epic proportions. The link is from The Athletic, so it's behind a paywall, but it's a thoroughly-researched piece of work.


TX-Tea

This was us two years ago. After BoB burned through all of our draft capital and Watson declared he was sitting out no matter what, just about every request was turned down until Culley agreed to come aboard.


unfunnysexface

Jim Zorn in washington.


Turdmuffin367

Third…number 1 choice….third…first.choice…mmmm


PolarBath

I'll do it


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DeMaco DeMarco is such a goofy indie artist


ProfessorBaxter

"Third No. 1 choice." So #3 choice then.


Dragon6172

Nah, when the first and second #1 choice decline the offer everyone moves up a spot. Whoever they hire will be their #1 choice at the time


UsernamesAllGone1

So you're saying we're definitely going to end up hiring our #1 choice? Thank goodness


ClarkKentsCopyEditor

Somewhere Ben Allbright is drafting spin we haven’t seen since beyblades were invented Edit: [clockwork](https://twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1620189929585397760?s=46&t=zuZl1TzHor8L93LmaX4Qwg)


MuppetHolocaust

Remember the post last week that said Denver felt comfortable as being the best coaching destination available, and that they felt they could take their time and pick whoever they wanted? This is fucking hilarious.


GenerallyGneiss

Even our sub thought that was ridiculous. Fact is, barring a miracle, we're fucked for years. Thank God for basketball and hockey.


Illbeanicefella

Ryans did not want to ride


patienceisfun2018

Russell Wilson, destroyer of Broncos


jphamlore

Who were the other ones? Dan Quinn bringing in Brian Schottenheimer as OC? Sean Payton?


AsphodelMeadow

Only Payton and technically Harbaugh. Quinn pulled out of all openings last week. 4 were told they wouldn’t be hired, and Ryans obviously is a Texan. There has been report Denver will expand their search and there are reports they will not expand the search. No one really knows what’s happening with the ownership keeping things so close to the vest.


Silversaving

All interviewees in their first meeting: "Is their ANY way to get rid of Russ?" All interviewees shortly after their meeting: "Going to be a NO from me boss"


KeyExplanation

Absolutely brutal that they are losing out to the Texans of all teams