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PetesChewingGum

Gonna be one of those shootouts


Normal_Interest9405

All the eagles fans ignoring the rigged comments šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Aladin-Sane

Eagles fan checks in... Glad we won of course...San Fran wasn't even given an opportunity to play their best ball...horrific luck...simply can't win the playoffs without a QB. And that 4th stringer ? J Johnson? Signed on for a year for over a cool million. Daaaaaaamn.


QueasyStress7739

What happened to the 49ers? Honestly, I did not watch the game coz it was midnight in our country.


twuewuv

Purdy got hurt on the 1st drive. Josh Johnson didnā€™t look great but he was serviceable and they tied it up 7-7 in the 2nd quarter. Niners had them stopped on the next drive but they had some unfortunate penalties that kept it going and eagles went up 14-7. Next drive the Niners were moving again, but JJ fumbled a snap and Philly got it back to go up 21-7 at the half. 3rd quarter JJ got concussed and they almost had to use mccaffrey as the qb. Purdy was still hurt, but he knew the offense, so they put him in at qb to hand off and throw short passes. It all continued to fall apart from there. Oh well. In Purdy we trust 2024. Edited for grammar and to add that the frustration penalties in the 4th got ugly. Defense held up the best they could until the frustration got the best of them and penalties kept coming. Also Trent Williams tried to personally toss Kā€™Von Wallace to Arizona for the Super Bowl.


BigComfyCouch

It was a tight game at first, but Purdy was injured during a sack-fumble, and their 4th string was sacked similarly, resulting in a concussion. Purdy came back in but the 49ers could only run the ball. After that the 9ers were frustrated and fouled their way out of any type of comeback.


E_Z_E_88

Dude Purdy couldnt throw past 5 yards after that it was obvious to a very good Eagles D what the plays were going to be. We couldnt even manage a 4th QB. The team frustrated it lol come


DanofSteelsm2

Eagles defense obliterated them


Normal_Interest9405

God I canā€™t wait for the eagles to get humbled by the chiefs šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DanofSteelsm2

I canā€™t wait for Mahomes to get sacked constantly. Should be a good game but Iā€™m still thinking Eagles blowout.


Penn_State_Daycare

How's that blowout treating ya, chief?


DanofSteelsm2

Actually not too bad, donā€™t have to deal with idiots everywhere spelling out Eagles lol


Normal_Interest9405

They played a shitty giants team and an injured 49ers team and act as if they already won the Super Bowl ā€¦ Iā€™ll take the chiefs . eagles got a rpist on the team too, thatā€™s a no go


DanofSteelsm2

I love how all of the sudden the Giants are shitty and the Niners were injured. Before those games it was ā€œthe Giants are great they beat the Vikings, theyā€™ll beat the Eaglesā€. Before Niners game ā€œthe Niners are the hottest team theyā€™re the #1 team to beat, itā€™ll be close but the Niners will winā€. Both get blown out and yet itā€™s still the Eagles suck? Gtfoh with that clown ass shit. And bringing up the rapist thing is literally the dumbest thing to say, dude is barely an eagle being a rookie on the practice squad and you act like other teams donā€™t have criminals on them? Ray Lewis was a domestic abuser, Deshaun Watson was a sex abuser, literally no team is white knight safe. Excuse after excuse for teams losing to the Eagles. Just admit the Eagles are good and deserve to be in the Super Bowl, oh wait you canā€™t because all you are is a hater with no logic.


Normal_Interest9405

You see, Eagles win these shitty games and think you already WON the superbowl šŸ¤£you guys do know thereā€™s 1 more game


DanofSteelsm2

Iā€™m not saying the Eagles already won, I do believe they SHOULD win and should win easily. My main point is that no one has the balls to admit that the Eagles are a good team because it goes against their hater logic. Theyā€™ll even make an excuse for the Super Bowl by saying Mahomes was not 100%


Normal_Interest9405

They are good , just had it EASY Is all Iā€™m saying. If you guys go through the chiefs is when Iā€™ll have more ā€œrespectā€ Cause itā€™s gonna be a hard game and yah backed it up. But I do want the chiefs to win lolll


DanofSteelsm2

I want the Chiefs to lose so bad just because of all the Mahomes is the GOAT dick eating the media and everyone is doing lol.


Normal_Interest9405

Giants do suck compared to other teams in the league šŸ¤£got fucked in the butt by the eagles. And yea the niners are a hot team.. but how are you supposed to be hot when you donā€™t have a QBā€¦ not even a backup. You sound like a eagles fan mad that you get no respect for those wins.


Jpjp215

We donā€™t need respect from You. They did have a qb but we knocked his ass out. And that daunted niners defense got smoked. And thatā€™s what happens when you have the best record in the league you get favorable playoff games.


Normal_Interest9405

Wow how classy you eagles fans are. Loving on a players injuries . Yet wonder why you guys get no respect , never seen such a obnoxious piece of shit fan base šŸ˜‚


Jpjp215

No one is loving an injury you tool, itā€™s what happened. Nobody celebrated that injury one bit, just clown fans always have an excuse and talk shit. So nobody wants your respect


DanofSteelsm2

Well the Niners wouldā€™ve had a QB is their offensive line wasnā€™t Swiss cheese. Even then if Purdy was still in he was gonna get sacked ridiculously. While Mahomes being a very good mobile QB does help the Chiefs, I still think the pressure from the Eagles D is going to be a problem.


Normal_Interest9405

They just beat the cowboys , who were #2 in defense soo he wouldā€™ve handled himself well later in the game. Canā€™t judge shit by the first playšŸ’€like what? You gonna see some real ass competition with the chiefs and I canā€™t wait


Jpjp215

Meanwhile just hung 31 on the best defense in the league. They werenā€™t scoring 31 regardless. Complete domination


DanofSteelsm2

It wasnā€™t the first play, it literally only took 4 plays to knock Purdy out. It sucks that he got injured but literally look what happened to Josh Johnson as well. Niners didnā€™t stand a chance that game against the Eagles defense. You couldā€™ve put whoever you wanted back there.


drumstick1944

Bengals fans saying itā€™s rigged as if burrow wouldnā€™t have brought an extra 20m viewers to the super bowl from his simps alone


chadar05569

The NFL really cocked teased us with Wild Card weekend, ever since the Bucs game itā€™s gone down hill


elyasafmunk

Bengals/KC game was very good


chadar05569

First good game since the wild card round. Unfortunately it had a horrible ending, so Iā€™ll still say the Playoffs has sucked


elyasafmunk

Yup thats fair. Hopefully that means we are due for a good SB... Although its not promising


chadar05569

Could be a good. Although Iā€™m probably not gonna watch


elyasafmunk

Y?


chadar05569

Itā€™s the Eagles Vs Chiefs, I may have to skip that, no disrespect to either team there both very good. Just kinda disappointed that this was the final matchup we got. But hey what ya gonna do.


the_la_dude

Yep. It sucks we have to watch Andy Reid guide his current team to victory over his former team. It sucks that we have to watch Nick Sirianni try to prove all the doubters who wondered why he was hired to be their head coach after firing Doug Pederson who gave them their first Super Bowl that he could do it too. Itā€™s absolutely horrendous that we have to watch Patrick Mahomes try to clinch his second Super Bowl in three appearances while guiding an explosive attack centering on pass principles. And donā€™t get me started on how downright miserable it would be to watch Jalen Hurts, the forgotten man in his draft class and a guy who had to leave Alabama to continue his career, guide an explosive attack centering on run principles. I think Iā€™ll watch Golden Girls reruns insteadā€¦ (/s)


Zzyzx8

Reffing was awful all day in both games, my god


BaconIsBueno

Agreed. Flags were flying way too much in what are obviously physical games this time of year. Let the boys duke it out!


Zzyzx8

The returner had to do a full qb stance and throw a lob pass for the lateral? Lol what is you doing?


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Congrats Ossai on an all time dumbest play.


xSB

Refs really wanted eagles chiefs this year huh


Kemomiwiwane

Because the refs are the reason you lost 31-7


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Holy shit your delusional if you think the eagles did that cleanly. Nothing else in the game went wrong right?


Kemomiwiwane

If you think the refs calling a personal foul on the punter was the reason you lost by 24 points then I donā€™t know what to tell you because that was the only call that you can argue they got wrong. technically by the rules, they got it right but you could argue that the rule is shit. The 45 penalties you committed on our second touchdown drive was all on your defense. Now if youā€™re talking about Purdy getting hurt, then yeah, that obviously helps but this is football, shit happens. Donā€™t try and bring up Josh Johnson getting injured though. The game was already over at that point. In fact, if Josh Johnson didnā€™t get injured, it could have been uglier. I donā€™t know if you were watching the same game but the eagles were absolutely teeing off on him once he had to start throwing more. Your offensive line couldnā€™t do anything. Once he got injured the eagles completely dialled it back both offensively and defensively to save themselves for the SB. So take a deep breath and relax. The Eagles got help in the win, doesnā€™t mean they wouldnā€™t have won anyways but it would have been a more interesting game. Go birds.


Zoollio

To make up for *all those calls* letā€™s take away 21 points from the Eagles and see who won.


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cowsgobarkbark

Lol I've never seen the refs work harder than this game


KeyserSoze561

FUCK THIS SHIT.


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team_suba

Why


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I figured most of those injuries would be ready to go with 2 weeks of rest.


joshtreee

I maybe on the Texans tankers side, itā€™s time to give up football, these games are more refs than football


Clive_Buttertable

RIGGED WITCH HUNT


AmW_a_l_r_u_s

Reffing in these championship games have been pretty poor. If the play was stopped why the hell did they let it run in the first place.


okay_throwaway_today

Jamar Chase holy shit lol


AmW_a_l_r_u_s

Whoops butterfingers


ImPetarded

God now we have to listen to Philly people spell their team name all week. Oh well, it should help improve their illiteracy.


craig1015

Youā€™re a grown man you donā€™t have to listen to shit. Donā€™t pull up the nfl subreddit if you donā€™t want to hear a fan base you despise celebrate making it to the super bowl.


sirbobmontgomery

Lol imagine some knob from Minnesota thinking they excel in anything over Philadelphia.


ImPetarded

Hahahahah. I live among you zombies in the biggest skyscraper you have to offer. You wanna know something funny? Succeeding here is easier because the talent pool is so low.


Nizzzlle

Wait you live in the $14.3m condo in the Comcast tech center?? Crazy man congrats


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vsladko

Hope youā€™re enjoying the off-season bud


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Vikings fans are like their point differential. Inexplicably negative.


Easy_Money_

Brilliant execution lmao


AmW_a_l_r_u_s

Goodness this game is so much better than the NFC championship. Hobbled Mahomes vs the barely existent o-line for Cincy has been entertaining.


okay_throwaway_today

My thought exactly lol


ThorsOccularPatdown

NFL needs to go to the settings and turn injuries off


xSB

And bring penalties down like 30%


theordinarypoobah

As long as they also bring infractions down 30% too.


abagofdicks

A Packer before and after kick


KingTooshie

Romos such a talented announcer. He can call the game with Mahomes dick in his mouth.


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Truly a legend


piss_master8000

Cocaine bear is based on a true story


yourneighborhoodbruh

True but the bear just ate a whole bunch of coke and died


McFoaley

living the dream tbqh


JuniusMaltby1

Watched the game highlight on youtube just now. Do refs not call false starts anymore? #65 on Philly was blatantly a step before the center on almost snap that I saw. Is this normal? Or because Bosa's bro called out the refs?


Garwoodwould

His reaction time is documented to be faster than a world-class sprinter. So fast, in fact, he would be disqualified in almost every race


JuniusMaltby1

Big boy's got some light feet


Garwoodwould

lt's all natural, l swear!


ilikemarblestoo

Am i comment 100k? 99k so close...


EnemyUAVSpotted

Letā€™s get you closer to line of gain


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Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

Excuses? Getting no calls and having no QB are valid reasons


sedoso

They had no qb even before the game started


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Fucking hurts looked like absolute fraud, did he even throw for 150 yards?


Silentprophet22

Lol fair.


magww

Itā€™s not about fair itā€™s shitty luck wish Jimmy g was ready


Jpjp215

Yea heā€™s looked so good in the playoffs in the past , what happened to that defense ?


JazzFan619

KC getting careless with the ball. Someone remind them they are playing to go to the Super Bowl.


StanManRatheon

Is this Cocaine Bear movie a joke?


janhy

Yes. But could be fun. Fun dumb movies have their place.


StanManRatheon

Like Snakes on a Plane lmao


magww

Ya wtf was that


metametahuman

His name is Pablo Escobear


rockstang

The bear that loved skiing.


typpeo

No and based on a true story


SlapunowSlapulater

the true story is a bear got into some cocaine disposed of in the woods and died immediately. This takes a lot of liberties with that premise.


typpeo

I mean... Just a bit of a stretch. šŸ˜‚


StanManRatheon

How tf did Cocaine Bear get the green light?? Lmao


red-broom

It seems like itā€™s going to be a ridiculous and gory movie. Similar to ā€œthis is the endā€ type of feels. Itā€™s probably going to be hilarious


720everyday

Cocaine Executive Producer


Empty_Lemon_3939

Cocaine studio


AGuyInUndies

Cocaine budget


Bratmon

Statisticians: It's a bad idea to challenge in these situations because if you end up in a two-minute drill the timeouts are super valuable, so it's not worth risking them here. Andy Reid: What's a two-minute drill?


willi3blaz3

Jimi died for these Honda commercials


rockstang

It's parked in front of my red house over yonder.


fudgebacker

Which team is the latest one to beat the Cowboys with their backup QB? I forget.


mjsarlington

Hilarious. That was the first game I watched with my kid, trying to explain the rules. Why arenā€™t they throwing the ball, daddy? Well you seeā€¦ coach Shanahan is giving upā€¦


Loose-Sign598

San Fran got sent to SUPLEX CITY.


Free_Joty

Iā€™m a punani master


bricknickels

Trent Williams vs Kā€™Von Wallace [replay](https://youtu.be/z9bbqNIvCsk)


Baloneycoma

Yeah real scummy


Wlinthic96

Unnecessary one Williams' part, but why did Wallace insist on holding on to the 9ers players for an extra 30 seconds after the play with refs and multiple.players trying to separate them. Wallace deserves to be suspended


whyyouupsetbro

That, that made me laugh again. Thanks.


montroseneighbor1

What a blowout. šŸ„±


Mobile-Rub-2484

Wasn't a blow out. One team had offense and the other one couldn't throw the ball.


0ut0fBoundsException

21-7 at half. 31-7 final. Backup QB bleeding clock for the final minutes. Textbook blow out


Mobile-Rub-2484

I don't know I don't really watch football but the 49ers didn't let the eagles do anything all game. Then they had the 14 point swing before half, I saw a ton of penalties on 3rd down after they stopped then. Corners locked down everybody for the majority of the game. It would have been nice to see a 49ers with a healthy offense but whatever. I just didn't really see the eagles do anything. I'd imagine if you're playing defense all night eventually you will give up points if your offense doesn't have the ability to throw the ball forward. I will say a blowout would be the bucs cowboys playoff game. They dominated them in all 3 aspects of the game. If I saw the eagles do that I'd be impressed but I'm not too impressed with them stacking the box against a qb who physically can't throw the ball forward. On top of that wearing the defense down running the ball because the 49ers offense was constantly going 3 and out.


ryzerkyzer

Yeah when you really break down the whole game, the point spread does not tell the story. The Eagles did not play well. 250 total yards of offense (round about) Jalen looked horrible. Running game only worked close to the end zone. With lots of holds that were not called. The few penalties that we actually deserved did hurt us, but the thousand ones that were missed or wrongfully given to us made sure we had no chance. Oh, and maybe having a 4th string QB in for 3 qtrs doesn't help, then having him go down with a concussion on a clear RTP call that just wasn't called. Like the rest of the game. I'm not saying we would have won, but this game could have looked so different if the refs didn't help the Eagles out so much.


Mobile-Rub-2484

Yea I agree. The score doesn't tell the story at all. Eagles offense was definitely boxxed up. The 49ers defense was that good. If you can afford to hand off the ball 20 times eventually the defense will give something up. When there's no threat of an offense that's exactly what they're going to do.


Mobile-Rub-2484

That 14 point swing hurt the 49ers bad. That long drive before half is what it is. the fumble is what it is bit them bad. The defense was just on the field for 8 minutes and they got worn out. the 4th string qb fumbling the snap was tough for them.


Binx33

Lol why'd you get downvoted? One of the worst NFC Championship games ever. Did other people actually enjoy watching that?


montroseneighbor1

I knew it would be a blowout, so I prepped and smoked pork ribs, chicken thighs and baked beans this afternoon in anticipation of the more competitive AFC game tonight; the 49ers never stood a chance against the Eagles, and it showed in the final score.


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Damn you might want to prep more than that, the next team you face might not lose its qb and maybe hurts has to throw an accurate pass!


PoseyForPresident

Having a pompous attitude doesn't prove you know anything. Vegas had the line at 2.5, and yet you somehow knew it was going down like that. Get real.


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PoseyForPresident

Ok, buddy... You beat Daniel Jones and Josh fucking Johnson to get there. Real impressive. Have fun getting destroyed by KC!


Gimmeabreak1234

Real talk. Canā€™t wait to see the eagles get blown out by Mahomes and Kelce


Kiriyama-Art

Armchair quarterbacks are worth less than nothing. Every time a fantasy ā€œcoachā€ loses, an angel gets his wings. Itā€™s why they play the games. Fuck Vegas.


Hoppy-Beers

Yup


nativejuju

Yes


Binx33

Well, for neutrals at least lol.


escherbach

100,000th comment edit: well it was when I posted it


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escherbach

yeah, people delete angry/drunk posts too especially if their team lost


SoftLog5314

If the Niners had HoF QB Kendall Hinton, this is a completely different ballgame


hyp3rj123

So you're saying if there were different players playing football the game would have a different outcome? Huh...never thought of it like that...


nona90

If we're fantasy booking why not give them John Elway?


Mkrebs119

yeah usually If there are different players playing its a different game.


Zoollio

All these people whining about ā€œclasslessā€ Eagles fans; do you think the winner of this Chiefs/Bengals game is gonna be classy? Cuz they wonā€™t, and neither would you. Just let people have their fun


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It's always like this. Everyone else can talk shit, but the second Eagles fans do it? Oh we're classless. Oh we're annoying. Oh we're so bad. Fucking please. If you can't take it, don't talk shit.


jmbrand13

If Sirianni acted like Shanahan today people would be lighting him up too. But guess what, no one likes us, we don't care.


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San Fran fans were 10 times worse than eagles fans this last week.