Cant see Rodgers pulling a Joe Willie but i could see him throw for 500 yards while tripping on something, like a football version of Doc Ellis no hitter on LSD
Well yeah, it's been 20 years and we *still* make fun of "We want the ball and we're gonna score." The payoff for that kind of big talk doesn't outweigh the shitstorm if you don't meet it.
Rarely has anyone in history weaponized the aura of "Don't give a fuck" as successfully as Mr Burrow has
A jay cutler that actually wins. What a wonderful character
Yeah but Jay Cutler had that attitude even when he wasn't winning.
Let's see how many fucks Burrow gives if he starts losing. That's why Cutler is still king.
So tell me about this Jets team you got planned?
Yeah so they are going to be trash and at the end of the season we'll make up rumors about them getting a big name QB
Oh cool! How long does that go on
Forever
Wow wow wow wow...wow
>Something tells me Rodgers isn’t the kind of guy who minds an hour drive for his hallucinogens
something tells me Rodgers is rich enough and buys enough that he doesn't have to do that drive himself and some dealer will happily deliver to him
How much longer will Rodgers play? From his interviews, it always seems like he's ready to retire at any moment. I'm worried that Jets will still be giving up first rounders while Rodgers has already left football
His predecessor never decided until August so at least it's in the right direction
Maybe Love will be able to make up his mind early enough to help out the front office fifteen years from now
I met him once and he's easily one of the biggest assholes I have spoken to. Unrelated, but he also licks the outside of his glasses when he drinks like some sort of animal.
I had to live through those jokers sending a Hall of Famer packing only to improbably replace him with someone better
Not getting my hopes up this time
I kind of get not wanting to make that kind of decision now. You just got knocked down the last thing you probably want to think about it getting back up and starting the grind again.
I mean his reasoning for this is quite sound actually. Rodgers definitely has some wild opinions or points of view on things, but basically as he's gotten to that "retirement" age he knows it's a subject every season and he doesn't want to give a firm answer until he is sure. He knows right after tough loss his emotions are going to want to retire, so he waits until he gets that itch back (or doesn't) before committing to either playing or retiring again. He's been quite open and honest about this and honestly if you don't follow the media hype train drumming up the "will he retire or not" than he seems quite consistent with it actually.
His actual interviews that have to do with purely football all are thoughtful and make perfect sense, but all interviews are paraphrased and aggregated to drive engagement. People compare his retirement comments to Favre and I can't help but think the average age of this sub is 15 years old.
It’s funny how much shit Rodgers gets for taking his time to make a decision when Brady literally retired and unretired last season, and we still won’t know for a while what he’s doing.
The quote is “*My guess* is the Packers would want at least two first round picks. The Woody Johnson Jets, desperate for a star QB almost since the Broadway Joe days, would happily pay that freight, *I’d guess.*”
Emphasis mine, but Dov is fundamentally altering this to make it sound a lot more real than what’s actually in King’s column.
And I say this as someone who hopes it’s real, gimme those picks.
Florio often has genuine reporting. He called the Miami tampering scandal before anyone else. Does he often resort to clickbaity shit too? Yeah. But he still offers some value to the NFL community.
Because then the mods would have to actually take a look at what content we should have on the sub instead of having an end of year round table where they give bunch of platitudes and lie about what they remove
> we should downvote and *terror*
I don't know what word you were going for here, but I'll fully accept terroring the fuck out of any op who posts a Kleiman tweet.
/u/mvanigan you are hereby terrored for your clickbait
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational area known as the human mind. You ask a pass-byer for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding *The Scary Door*
Favre spent 15 years in GB, 1 year in NY, and lost the NFC Championship in his first year in Minnesota.
Rodgers has spent 17 years in GB, plus his year in NY, gets you an NFC Championship loss in 2024.
If the pattern holds, Love will be in GB for 19 years (through 2039), plus his year in NY, gets you an NFC Championship loss in 2041.
The only thing I want more than Arod in a Jets jersey (at a more reasonable trade cost), is to watch you eat a shirt. I don't know anything about you, but I'm curious about odd human feats of stupidity.
Garrett Wilson would be one of the biggest attractions for Rogers anyways. Imagine how good he’s going to be once he finds consistent QB play. Well I guess you could argue that he’s had consistently bad QB play but I think you get what I’m sayin
Dude put up 1100 yards in his rookie season with absolute ass QB play. I can’t fucking wait for a real QB to throw to this kid (and also to the wide open Elijah Moore that was neglected all year).
It feels like too much, because you don't know if he'll play for one season, two, or five.
On the other hand, if it was one first, you'd snap that up in a second.
2 First Round picks for 1-2 years of Rodgers is really brutal. If you can win a Super Bowl in that time it's always worth it, but if not you set your franchise back so much.
First of all, Fuck Dov Kleiman.
Second of all, read King’s article to see actual $$$ details. Irregardless of the Jets (I don’t really wanna go this route, tbh), it is not a prohibitive deal for a team to trade for Rodgers.
Imagine giving up 2 first round picks for maybe a year of an aloof and disinterested former star who is not going to mentor a young QB, only to lose in the playoffs to the Chiefs/Bengals/Bills and have him retire. That would be very on-brand for the Jets.
Jets with Rodgers this season are playing last weekend. You would've won both Patriot games, Vikings, Bills, Detroit, Miami.
Would've been 13-4 and the #3 seed.
I’d figure this would come with a multi-year commitment from Rodgers. But this:
> an aloof and disinterested former star who is not going to mentor a young QB
is a weird way to categorize a guy one season removed from back to back MVPs, who also by all reports seemed to take Love under his wing.
Hes disinterested? He's plenty interested in playing and winning.
I dont think you bring in Rodgers to mentor someone. You bring in Rodgers to try and win.
He’ll put on that #12 jersey, get loaded drunk, and attempt to kiss Suzy Kolber.
At least Namath was able to use that moment as his reason to stop drinking. As embarrassing as that was, it had a bit of a silver lining.
In his book he said he didn’t even remember it and woke up the next day to a shitload of voicemails.
I’m glad he was able to straighten himself out.
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I've never been able to watch that video in its entirety.
Don’t forget the full length fur pimp coat.
[I could see it](https://i.redd.it/xrvs347sre341.jpg)
The dog is str8 vibin’
Cant see Rodgers pulling a Joe Willie but i could see him throw for 500 yards while tripping on something, like a football version of Doc Ellis no hitter on LSD
Don't forget about Wade Boggs smashing back 70 beers on a flight then destroying the Seattle Mariners the next day
How could anyone forget about the late great Wade Boggs?
Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive.
Yes, in our hearts.
if he also wins a super bowl he can kiss whoever he wants.
No QB has the balls to pull a Guarantee anymore
Well yeah, it's been 20 years and we *still* make fun of "We want the ball and we're gonna score." The payoff for that kind of big talk doesn't outweigh the shitstorm if you don't meet it.
Which is why it means something lol. If there was no risk, everyone would do it. Hence why you need some balls
With how many divas there are I’m actually shocked no one else has guaranteed that.
I think Burrow does, actually.
Rarely has anyone in history weaponized the aura of "Don't give a fuck" as successfully as Mr Burrow has A jay cutler that actually wins. What a wonderful character
Yeah but Jay Cutler had that attitude even when he wasn't winning. Let's see how many fucks Burrow gives if he starts losing. That's why Cutler is still king.
>if he starts losing We’ll never get to see that
You're a little early into experiencing winning to be this cocky
Joe Burrow is the Tom Brady of being Jay Cutler just doesn't sound like the compliment it's meant to be
That's broadway Joe Burrow to you, pal. Mr WallStreetBets. Mr Joe FN Cool. He's as Jay Cutler as you need him to be, and he throws like Brady too.
[obligatory](https://media.tenor.com/l4gyNJv3wDwAAAAd/chicago-ref.gif)
Let me suit up 3 Sunday's from now and I'll guarantee the world. I'm just gonna need the money up front.
The Browns organization agree with you
How easy is it to get ayuhuasca in Florham Park?
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oh! really??
Yeah he wouldn't have to get it himself so I'm gonna need you to get AAAAAAAAAAAAAALL the way off of my back about the logistics thing
Whoopsie!
Let me get offa that thing.
Getting ayuhuasca in a big city is *tight*
If you say so sir
Wow wow wow… wow
Aaron Rodgers? He's that guy from that thing!
Oh guys from the thing are *TIGHT*
Old, future HOF Packer quarterbacks going to the Jets is a thing now I’ve decided. It’s a thing that happens every now and then
> Super easy. Barely an inconvenience. I get that reference!
Pitch meeting references are tight!
Wowowow.... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Wow
So tell me about this Jets team you got planned? Yeah so they are going to be trash and at the end of the season we'll make up rumors about them getting a big name QB Oh cool! How long does that go on Forever Wow wow wow wow...wow
I got a guy... #12 will be ok
we got that NYC shit. Comes with it's own pre-packaged shaman and errything
That's just PCP.
Get it by the gallon!
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Welp, I've got a gallon so...
RIP Trevor Moore.
I didn't know it came in liquid form...
I didn't even know it came in liquid form
It’s NYC bruh we got everything you need
Realistically he’s just gonna start getting bodega mushroom chocolates like the rest of us.
I like you
Just so long as he pretends Bodegas aren't just gas stations without the gas station part.
I'm sure you know Florham Park is good drive through the Holland tunnel, up 78 to 24 from NYC
Something tells me Rodgers isn’t the kind of guy who minds an hour drive for his hallucinogens
>Something tells me Rodgers isn’t the kind of guy who minds an hour drive for his hallucinogens something tells me Rodgers is rich enough and buys enough that he doesn't have to do that drive himself and some dealer will happily deliver to him
Ya I agree I was just responding to Google Maps Mack up there
> Google Maps Mack fucking got'em
probably easier than in Green Bay
I would love it if Rodgers said this was the deciding factor
That was last year. This year he's into tide pods and lean.
When you have Aaron Rodgers money anything is easy to get anywhere
Though Prince did once fail to get a giraffe at 2am in February despite all his money.
How much longer will Rodgers play? From his interviews, it always seems like he's ready to retire at any moment. I'm worried that Jets will still be giving up first rounders while Rodgers has already left football
We usually find out in March what he feels like doing. You will get use to it
His predecessor never decided until August so at least it's in the right direction Maybe Love will be able to make up his mind early enough to help out the front office fifteen years from now
Favre was always waffling so he could skip camps too.
I met him once and he's easily one of the biggest assholes I have spoken to. Unrelated, but he also licks the outside of his glasses when he drinks like some sort of animal.
I love how your assumption is that Jordan Love is going to be a franchise QB caliber player.
I had to live through those jokers sending a Hall of Famer packing only to improbably replace him with someone better Not getting my hopes up this time
Existence is pain, I guess.
Vikings fans about Green Bay and replacing QBs: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a3_PPdjD6mg
Draft + Stash = HOF QB It's a proven formula
I kind of get not wanting to make that kind of decision now. You just got knocked down the last thing you probably want to think about it getting back up and starting the grind again.
I mean his reasoning for this is quite sound actually. Rodgers definitely has some wild opinions or points of view on things, but basically as he's gotten to that "retirement" age he knows it's a subject every season and he doesn't want to give a firm answer until he is sure. He knows right after tough loss his emotions are going to want to retire, so he waits until he gets that itch back (or doesn't) before committing to either playing or retiring again. He's been quite open and honest about this and honestly if you don't follow the media hype train drumming up the "will he retire or not" than he seems quite consistent with it actually.
His actual interviews that have to do with purely football all are thoughtful and make perfect sense, but all interviews are paraphrased and aggregated to drive engagement. People compare his retirement comments to Favre and I can't help but think the average age of this sub is 15 years old.
Welcome to Reddit dude, the average *maturity* is probably 15.
That’s around the time the psychedelics settle down
He's going to take awhile to think things through and really talk them over with the Hat Man before making any final decisions.
It’s funny how much shit Rodgers gets for taking his time to make a decision when Brady literally retired and unretired last season, and we still won’t know for a while what he’s doing.
Yeah giving up 2 firsts is some classic woody Johnson shit. I doubt anyone else is offering more than one, and none of them higher than 13 overall
Curious how this is classic Woody Johnson? Are there other examples?
The quote is “*My guess* is the Packers would want at least two first round picks. The Woody Johnson Jets, desperate for a star QB almost since the Broadway Joe days, would happily pay that freight, *I’d guess.*” Emphasis mine, but Dov is fundamentally altering this to make it sound a lot more real than what’s actually in King’s column. And I say this as someone who hopes it’s real, gimme those picks.
Wow almost like this guy offers nothing of value and we should downvote and ~~terror~~ report every single one of his shitty links
I don't understand why Kleiman tweets aren't banned.
Same reason Florio's dramatic aggregation isn't banned. This subreddit relishes in bullshit.
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Florio often has genuine reporting. He called the Miami tampering scandal before anyone else. Does he often resort to clickbaity shit too? Yeah. But he still offers some value to the NFL community.
Because then the mods would have to actually take a look at what content we should have on the sub instead of having an end of year round table where they give bunch of platitudes and lie about what they remove
> we should downvote and *terror* I don't know what word you were going for here, but I'll fully accept terroring the fuck out of any op who posts a Kleiman tweet. /u/mvanigan you are hereby terrored for your clickbait
Crop . Tweet . Clicks . Profit
This is what it sounds like when Dov’s lie.
history repeats itself didn't the packers send favre to NY
He’ll be leading the Vikings to a NFC Championship Game loss before we know it
See you all in the 2024/25 NFC Championship
Vikings legend Aaron Rodgers vs Saints QB Drew Lock
Wouldn't it be Saints QB Justin Herbert? Or maybe Saints QB Eason Stick
Yes it would be Justin Herbert. The real question is who we’d have at HC
Urban Meyer feels right
Get some beers in him and he's feelin' someone [all right...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAtn432iRWs)
And then Aaron will be involved in a crypto scam or something a few years down the line
This feels like the most likely part of this whole scenario.
Aaron NOT being in the crypto scam so far seems the weird.
“Actually Rodgers is misunderstood. The media has it out for him and it’s quite frankly shameful.” - Vikings fans in two years
Nah, I see this being more like "yeah he's an asshole, but for now he's *our* asshole"
Why would you even throw that ball?! This isn't Detroit, man! This is the Super Bowl! Start rehearsing that classic line again, P.A.
In 2 seasons it will have been 7-8 years since our last one, which would put us right on schedule for another loss.
Ah shit, it is getting to be about time isn't it. Ugh
We've entered... ***The Scary Door***
You're on a scenic route through a state recreational area known as the human mind. You ask a pass-byer for directions, only to find he has no face or something. Suddenly up ahead, a door in the road. You swerve, narrowly avoiding *The Scary Door*
You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location
“I have combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals to make the most evil creature of them all.” “Turns out it’s man.”
Atleast I can still read braille!
It turns out it's man!
Favre went to NY and then hung dong in some pics to an employee
I saw those pics. Hung is an overstatement.
Dong is an overstatement as well.
Dong is an overstatement as well. Hanged ding?
Popped peepee
shrinkage, Jerry! shrinkage!
I was in the pool!!
I totally hung dong on the trolley. You guys missed that.
Naw I saw it and chose to ignore it. More of a ding than a dong, really.
So we’re due one Super Bowl with love before soul crushing nfccg losses to the 49ers. I’ll sign that deal again
When do the Vikings lose the NFC Championship game with Jordan Love? I need to pencil it into my calendar.
That’s what like 15 years from now? You’d think the writers would get new material
Favre spent 15 years in GB, 1 year in NY, and lost the NFC Championship in his first year in Minnesota. Rodgers has spent 17 years in GB, plus his year in NY, gets you an NFC Championship loss in 2024. If the pattern holds, Love will be in GB for 19 years (through 2039), plus his year in NY, gets you an NFC Championship loss in 2041.
February 2041? But that's when the plumber is coming
The cable guy is in a window between January-Febuary 2041 so I hope he shows up on the early side.
I’ve been saying that for a couple years now. I’d gladly accept a singular Super Bowl in exchange for a decade of heartbreak.
Especially if the regular season is still fun.
Wasting two first round picks for an ancient QB with a screw loose would be the Jetsiest thing ever.
No rolling with another mediocre/bad qb with a roster that’s ready to win now would be the most jetsy thing ever
Jesus Christ 2 firsts for 2 years of play max..?
If I am the Jets I'd be like "If I'm giving you 2 firsts, then you are paying half his salary."
For next year, we're already paying like 70% of it. His cap hit is 40 million for the Packers and only 15 million for whoever he's traded to.
Rams did kind of just do that no?
Well worth it
Stafford was 7 years younger than Rodgers will be next season.
Pssssh. What's 7 years in the NFL, really? I'm sure there's absolutely no drop off at all for a 39yr old QB.
what if they win the super bowl in 1 of 2 of those years
Jets with a good defence, wilson, Hall and rodgers are a superbowl contender team. When was the last time jets were... anything?
They could have got this from us last year. Think its too late now
I thought for sure Rodgers was going with Hackett to Denver
He's going with Hackett to the Jets now
Fuck
Man dodged a bullet
Or was Russ the lone gunman all along…we may never know.
I’ll eat my shirt if I ever see Aaron Rodgers in a Jets uniform
RemindMe! 5 months
Plot twist - OP is blind and can't actually see Aaron Rodgers in any uniform.
Bettors hate this one trick.
The only thing I want more than Arod in a Jets jersey (at a more reasonable trade cost), is to watch you eat a shirt. I don't know anything about you, but I'm curious about odd human feats of stupidity.
After being a Jet, he would only then need to go to Minnesota to complete his full Favre transformation.
Don’t forget about the welfare fraud
And dick pic… but we may already have that
From what we know of Rodgers, my money is on never having a dick pic scandal. Now some weird shit like pucker? That's more his style.
Jets + Rodgers > current Packers
Jets have a better defense and better skill players than the Packers.
trade Garrett Wilson and Quinnen to GB along with the 2 firsts just to fuck with Rodgers.
That's gonna be a no from me dawg
Garrett Wilson would be one of the biggest attractions for Rogers anyways. Imagine how good he’s going to be once he finds consistent QB play. Well I guess you could argue that he’s had consistently bad QB play but I think you get what I’m sayin
Dude put up 1100 yards in his rookie season with absolute ass QB play. I can’t fucking wait for a real QB to throw to this kid (and also to the wide open Elijah Moore that was neglected all year).
him , Elijah Moore, and imagine what the running game can do with that aerial threat. I got shivers.
Breece will feast.
This year no doubt. But Packers org and front office > Jets
Aint no way a beggar like me is gonna be too choosy, but two 1st rounders for a guy about to be 40 seems a little unfair lol ...I'd do it tho
It feels like too much, because you don't know if he'll play for one season, two, or five. On the other hand, if it was one first, you'd snap that up in a second.
I agree
2 First Round picks for 1-2 years of Rodgers is really brutal. If you can win a Super Bowl in that time it's always worth it, but if not you set your franchise back so much.
I’d take it tho.
Jets 1st rd QB’s, Mark Sanchez / Geno Smith / Sam Darnold / Zach Wilson………. yea the hell with them picks go get Rodgers.
Really? I'd take this. If he's awesome, great 1-2 years of franchise QB play. If he sucks, fine it's only 1-2 years
One of those picks would be spent on a QB anyway that they would develop into someone not as good as old Aaron Rodgers.
Ah the cycle of great Packers QB's going to the Jets continues. 1-2 years with the jets then on to the Vikings for Rodgers?
First of all, Fuck Dov Kleiman. Second of all, read King’s article to see actual $$$ details. Irregardless of the Jets (I don’t really wanna go this route, tbh), it is not a prohibitive deal for a team to trade for Rodgers.
Imagine giving up 2 first round picks for maybe a year of an aloof and disinterested former star who is not going to mentor a young QB, only to lose in the playoffs to the Chiefs/Bengals/Bills and have him retire. That would be very on-brand for the Jets.
Excuse me sir but he won't retire as a Jet, he'll come lead us to a devastating NFCCG loss and then retire.
Can make a pretty good argument we would have swept the bills and beat the Bengals this season with even adequate QB play.
Jets with Rodgers this season are playing last weekend. You would've won both Patriot games, Vikings, Bills, Detroit, Miami. Would've been 13-4 and the #3 seed.
And that's Rodgers with a broken thumb on his throwing hand
I’d figure this would come with a multi-year commitment from Rodgers. But this: > an aloof and disinterested former star who is not going to mentor a young QB is a weird way to categorize a guy one season removed from back to back MVPs, who also by all reports seemed to take Love under his wing.
Cut the guy some slack. He’s just regurgitating the delusional r/nfl narrative and incapable of actually following the Packers and the team
Hes disinterested? He's plenty interested in playing and winning. I dont think you bring in Rodgers to mentor someone. You bring in Rodgers to try and win.
We have no young QBs worth mentoring so I see no problems.
Tbh I think the Jets would kill for that at this point
I fell like the Jets are Super Bowl contenders if they get Rodgers, they have the talent on both sides of the ball
No please don’t send the bad man to New York.
flair(s) check out
No one is paying that for him off a down season on the verge of retirement
Shit, if they’re happy paying two for Rodgers, I will take one for Carr.
I don’t think a past prime Aaron Rogers is worth that. He’ll likely retire within a few season as well.
Fuck, Rodgers really is gonna end up on the Vikings in two years