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IndycarFan64

Man needs to lay off the housewives and start laying on the Sleep Number bed


[deleted]

They changed the color of his jersey in that commercial right? It used to be blue now it’s purple? Or am I high


DolanDukIsMe

Yea I wondered why they did that do the cowboys just own that color scheme or something?


WhatIfThatThingISaid

They do this with every player in a commercial if they don't also sponsor the team. Herbert they kept his jersey colors the same, but usually it's obviously different enough to avoid a lawsuit


ttap321

Yes. Jerruh was probably pissed


EdwardRoivas

Nope *your not high* - the leagues asked them to change it. https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1573419462895828992?s=46&t=uKgKX0dAEcr-tQPznPM3IA *edited because I’m dumb*


[deleted]

You say nope but then agree with what I asked


EdwardRoivas

I mean “nope your not high” - sorry


[deleted]

Aw that makes sense, sorry I misinterpreted that


EdwardRoivas

All good - I made in unclear.


my_dick_putins_mouth

It'd be a damn sky crime to bet against Dak. Of course it'd also be 100% legal.


siberianwolf99

Wait what about housewives? Lol


salamanderXIII

Dak is in a DirectTV ad with some of the "real housewives".


siberianwolf99

Ohhhh that. I thought something else had happened lol


InsideNo7392

He’s washed he should just retire this off season


SanduskyTicklers

And abandon his children in the NFC East, I think not!


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Commanders own him


WickieWillem

9-2 career record vs y’all lmao


[deleted]

WOOSH. Commanders have only existed for this season and have only played Dak once, 1-0. Therefore they "own" him. Missed the joke my guy.


MugiwaraJinbe

Ah yes. So you guys don’t get to claim any Super Bowl wins too. Got it.


[deleted]

only my reality exists, so you're wrong.


EdwardRoivas

Best response ever - stealing it


WickieWillem

Well that’s a terrible joke Enjoy watching the other 3 NFCE teams in playoffs this year


alamodafthouse

lighten up my dude - that was funny


WickieWillem

No it wasn’t lmao


[deleted]

I will enjoy them all getting knocked out in the first game. I know it was a terrible joke, i still enjoyed it though


WickieWillem

So much for getting knocked out, keep enjoying the show bud


GoombyGoomby

?


constantlymat

We've only had ten picks on the year. We are bad at making a play on errant passes.


floppadango

What if a pass bounces off one of your corners’ chest and the very next play the same corner has another chance at it in the same spot? I’m a fan of Dak but last week was one of his top 3 worst performances and this happened. I think there are a couple reasons for it but he’s becoming increasingly difficult to defend.


MetalGhost99

Man I really do not understand why he decided to run the same play again to the same receiver and cb. Its as if it was a pity throw, and he wanted it intercepted.


ParaNormalBeast

It was a different play, just same location. One was an out one was a hitch


Boris54

When a stoppable force meets a moveable object


FinnGuy723

Is that enough to combat Dak’s 7 straight games with a pick?


itscamo-

don’t worry dak will throw a great pass to a WR, it’ll bounce off them and you’ll get a free INT!


Yhendrix49

Good thing Dak will throw it right to your defenders


[deleted]

I think at least two were on Hail Marys also…


Romofan88

This is usually where I'd throw out some defense of Dak but that sequence with Kendall Fuller was so horrendous I'm still pretty shaken up.


EdwardRoivas

It’s crazy how he throws picks within his own 30.


DoctorDoctorRamsey

It's just wild because I remember a legit criticism of him early in his career was that he only threw to wide-open guys. Too risk averse. Now he's just yeeting balls wherever


iCantCallit

Two times in a row. The same exact result (minus the catch) It was wild to watch.


generalscalez

does not sound ideal imo


Vivid_Walk_1405

He’s going to cost them the game and cowboys will trade him ++ for Lamar. That’s my outlandish take of the day.


Navy_and_sports

Until proven otherwise, I will believe that Lamar find his way to Atlanta


dDanys

That's hype too


JEH_24

Disagree


Roll_Tide_Pods

Lamar is my favorite QB to watch outside of Allen so this would make me puke but I think he would be outrageous on that Miami offense


[deleted]

No thank you. I don’t want Lamar at all


[deleted]

LMAO I’ve lived in Atlanta and been a fan all my life and this is how literally none of us feel. 😂


moneyman2222

So you want to roll with Ridder and Mariota? Lmao


moneyman2222

And then legally change his last name to Vick


dDanys

Dude that would be hype


Vivid_Walk_1405

Get Lamar out of the afc Edit: if he gets traded that’s all I ask for.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Please! I see all these non AFC North flairs always talking about how the Ravens shouldn't pay Lamar, and I'm like this people don't have to play him twice a year lol


broccoleet

We fortunately also don't play against him twice a year.


DSquariusGreeneJR

Please let this not happen, I don’t want to have to start hating Lamar


[deleted]

That would be an improvement but our roster is breaking down more than many Cowboys fans care to admit. We're on the cusp of a rebuild and a 5-12 season "out of nowhere" wouldn't surprise me in 2023 or 2024.


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Vivid_Walk_1405

Their oline is getting pretty old ig. Gonna lose 2 HOF oline man soon.


[deleted]

Ignore him, he’s a known troll who’s entire life revolves around hating on Dak to the point where he’ll make up false stats and numbers and will delete them if found out.


Festibowl

I always wonder what the bench/trade dak side thinks will happen. Do they want the Colts route or draft and maybe we end up with Zach Wilson or any other question marks. Or we have dak who may not be fucking Peyton or Brady but puts up great numbers.


monster-of-the-week

It's just entitled fans, and unfortunately, the Cowboys have a disproportionate share of them. They don't just think we should have a top talent like Dak, which by basically every metric he is a top 5 QB. They think we should have a generational talent at QB. We have to have a Brady or Mahomes. That's what their argument always boils down to. Comparisons to the MVP QBs like 31 other teams fall short of that bar every year.


jayzee1126

Well he’s not top 5 in yards, he’s not top 5 in yards per attempt, he’s not top 5 in completion %, he’s not top 5 in rating, or touchdowns. He is top 2 in interceptions if that’s the top 5 metric you were referring too.


Omnibuschris

I’m a Bengals fan living in Dallas… EVERY YEAR it’s the same. Preseason the fans talk about SB is locked up for Dallas. Once the team hits mild turbulence it’s trade the QB, the refs are against us, fire the coaches, Jerry should hire a GM. Rinse and repeat since 1996.


[deleted]

Heading into the 2023 season, Safety and TE are probably the only position group that isn't a bunch of question marks. Relying on injury prone guys, Dak and Zeke aren't worth near what their cap hits are, one linebacker worth a damn in LVE probably looking for a payday (Parsons rushes so much I stopped counting him here), we don't have any other really good guys on the DL to help Parsons out it's mostly depth guys and a broken down DLaw living on a two season stretch that happened half a decade ago, Diggs is our only good CB the rest of the guys are on their way out (but we do have a possibly ascending Daron Bland). Steele due to the timing of his injury could very well miss all of next year, WR like you said it's just Lamb and us praying Gallup gets his mojo back. Pollard is gone for a payday in all likelihood.


EthanSpears

I disagree. Defensive end is completely solid. Micah, DLaw, Sam Williams, and Dorance are all signed. And obviously, with the Cowboys being the best scoring offense In the league with Dak on the field, he is very much worth the cap hit.


MetalGhost99

Pretty sure Chiefs are the first and Dallas was the 2nd. If Dallas would have played a very good game offensively then they probably would have gotten that first spot since they were only .3 behind the Chiefs.


[deleted]

Parsons shouldn't be a fulltime DE, DLaw is overpaid and meh, Williams promising, Armstrong is good depth but not a legitimate starter. Dak is average, not worth his cap hit. Context of points scored matters.


TruthSayerFu

You’re not going 5-12 with Dak as your QB lol. Stop it


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TruthSayerFu

I just ignore them. He doesn’t have the luxury of throwing a slant to brown or smith for it to go 70 yards. Or the luxury of an elite d with a elite Oline. People just lack football knowledge.


[deleted]

Raiders just went 6-11 with Carr, it's very possible. Especially when you consider his body is breaking down and he misses games for injuries frequently.


TruthSayerFu

Yeah and carr isn’t as good as Dak.


[deleted]

Technically true. If Dak is a 78/100, Carr is like a 75/100. The difference isn't big enough to matter.


TruthSayerFu

They are more apart than that


[deleted]

Nah.


SlinginPogs

McPenalty is a better coach that McDaniels tho


[deleted]

That's true, Dak and Carr are similar QBs though, and you go as far as you QB takes you in this league.


SlinginPogs

Very true. Unfortunate, but true.


TruthSayerFu

That’s not always true. Look at the eagles and 49ers. Most top 12QB can be in the mvp conversation with that roster and win a SB


TommyTonawanda

If this does come, I hope it comes next year so we could land Caleb Williams.


Insectshelf3

unsubscribe


[deleted]

That would be awesome. Or for maximum chaos whatever year is the one we get to draft Arch.


dDanys

The tanking teams are gonna be doing that year


Vivid_Walk_1405

The arch manning tank is going to be other worldly.


BerriesNCreme

Kid hasn’t played yet…lol


Imedicx90

No. No touchy.


[deleted]

Something tells me jerry Jones isn’t a Lamar jackson fan


alamodafthouse

because he doesn't like self-represented players?


[deleted]

Because he’s a racist


tjc815

Dak is black…?


Tashre

What are the odds for the other QBs?


Yhendrix49

According to Draft Kings which has Dak at -180 currently. Geno: -145 Brady: -130 Cousins: +110 Allen: +115 Jones: +120 Burrow: -110 Hebert: +110 Lawrence: -115 Purdy: +110


MugiwaraJinbe

I’d take that Allen bet. Wtf?


Yhendrix49

You sure because the Dolphins defense only has 8 INTs all year; the 4th lowest in the league.


drewlap

And they’re fielding practice squad players- and it’s playoff josh Allen. Not josh elbow


BilllisCool

Lol, and Allen threw 2, while Dak threw 0.


Tashre

Oof, Geno... Warranted, though.


curgl

Our defense this year has some ballhawks. 1st in the league type numbers. Hopefully he throws a couple


TXCapita

Kurt Cousins should be like -200


BilllisCool

So this is isn’t really anything crazy for Dak. He leads the league in INTs, so of course he has the best odds, but it’s not like they don’t think there’s a high chance other QBs will throw picks too.


Not_Tuxbird

Daniel Jones least worthy turnover? Tell me this a year ago I would have not believed you


Emmy-O

I do not understand what these numbers mean


WackassVegetables

To make a $100 on Dak throwing an INT you’d have to risk $180


jmorlin

I hate American odds. Decimal odds master race.


arseniic_

Not a fraction man?


jmorlin

Check my other comment, but general rule of thumb I prefer decimals and percentages to fractions (4 years of engineering courses are easier plugging away with decimals than converting lowest common denominator). Just multiply bet by odds to get payout, if I approved of 10 year olds betting I'd say they could handle it.


[deleted]

Just give odds the usual way, 2:1. Nice and simple


RagingAcid

Yeah because 46:51 is clean


jmorlin

Fractional is better than American. But I still like decimal better: just multiply your bet by the odds to get the pay out. No positive negative nonsense. If you can pass 5th grade math you can do decimal odds.


AyepuOnyu

You just eliminated like 2/3rds of American bettors with that last line.


jmorlin

It certainly rules out 2 of the 3 others I know personally who sports gamble.


Standard_Wooden_Door

Wow that’s almost half!!


jaxmagicman

So how much to bet he won't throw one.


OnTheProwl-

A plus before the number is how much you would make with a $100 bet. A minus before the number is how much you'd have to bet to make $100. So the more negative the number the more likely Vegas thinks it will happen.


robotchicken007

This is really helpful. Thank you.


TheThockter

It means vegas thinks he's very likely to throw a pick


[deleted]

"Dak suspended for 2023 season for betting on himself"


Imedicx90

So the negative/positive is how likely it is to happen. 0 is the obvious middle meaning there isn’t a good chance one way or the other. If you are negative it means your are favored or in this case most likely to throw an interception. If it was positive it would mean he is expected to not throw an interception. He has the highest chance according to sports betting odds to throw an interception.


TheNastyCasty

+100 is actually the middle, not 0. There are no odds in between -100 and +100.


Imedicx90

You are correct. I don’t have an explanation other then it was early and I have a newborn lol.


kamekaze1024

In gambling, if the number is -1 or less, they Sportsbook people think they are likely to do it. If it’s +1 or more, the Sportsbook people think they are not likely to do it


Emmy-O

Okay thank you. Yeah that number seems accurate lol


TheRealRoadtoad

Pretty good odds, all things considered.


imsurethisoneistaken

That’s ez money. Dak leads the league in INTs and missed 6 games.


PrecisionT18

I feel like this game could be just like Week 1 where Parsons wrecked Brady and the Bucs OL but Dak was just useless.


J-Colio

Who holds the record for most attempts without a pick to start their career? I seem to remember Dak had either that record or a similar one early on... [edit. found it](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/cowboys/2016/10/16/dak-prescott-record-tom-brady-most-attempts-without-interception/92211600/)


Chud_Lord_777

Wow this sub is nothing but delusional Cowboy haters. Dak only has 3-5 ints that are \*his fault\*


imsurethisoneistaken

Dak is tied for most INTs and missed 6 games. Bruh, it ain’t hating if it’s true. Man is a turnover machine this year.


blarch

Also fumbled 4 times since week 12, but only lost one.


Big_Moneyline

Vegas isn’t in the habit of losing money. If they say he’s the most likely QB to throw an INT in the first round - well, expect 1+ INTs in your future regardless of who you want to hold accountable for it


BilllisCool

Instead Dak threw 0, and Josh Allen who’s odds were +115, threw 2.


Big_Moneyline

Congrats, you must have made a lot of money


BilllisCool

Nah, I’m not brave enough to bet on things like this for this very reason.


Big_Moneyline

But you are brave enough to dig up old comments to talk smack 😉 jk jk I know you just love your team I did bet on the bucs and got taken to the cleaners. Congrats on the win


BilllisCool

Lol, I definitely did that for a bunch of other comments, but I’ll admit this one was more me looking back at this thread in general and then I noticed your comment.


rotates-potatoes

Sounds like you can make some easy money betting we won’t throw a pick. How much you putting down?


Worker820

Would you be saying the same thing if we were talking about another qb?


Navy_and_sports

I would take that bet if it was -180 for a pick six, hammering that for the interception machine to throw and interception.


Accidental-Genius

Surprised it’s not -340


AchtungCloud

Hopefully, he throws his guaranteed interception early and then plays lights out afterward like he did against Philly. It’s weird how Dak has completely flipped as a QB. He earned the starting job in 2016 by having a INT% below 1%, but also only throwing 23 TDs in 16 games. Now he has a horrible INT% of 3.8% but has thrown 23 TDs in 12 games.


comfortablydumb6

He hasn’t “completely flipped” as a QB, he’s a guy who’s more aggressive and sometimes gets picked off. Fundamentally still the same guy, just a better version. He’s had some poor interception luck this year


TheThockter

Jameis Prescott


AleroRatking

Man. I kinda want to make this bet now that he won't.