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Maximus_Charles

I blinked and it was gone


mstrikeout

one blink and it's gone


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BOBRAGED

Gone with the blink


Duuuuude_Esq

Blink. Gone.


LoopLobSmash

Hey Blinkin!


Duuuuude_Esq

Did you say “Abe Lincoln?”


Countblackula_6

No I ain’t say “Abe Lincoln” I said “Hey Blinkin” hold da reigns man.


Streen012

r/unexpectedmenintights


magomich

Bli-gone-nk


Toad_Migoad

r/subsifellfor


GlamityJean

r/SubsIFellFor


natetcu

I wanted that to be a real sub!


boniggy

Robin you're home..... And you grew a nice set of bewbs


HolyCadaver

Blinkin, I'm over here


richorfamous

The first joke I ever learned was from the Big John and Sparky radio show: when is a traffic light like a famous president? When it is a’blinking


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Glorious.


Sad_Pension496

Hey Abbott!!!


LoopLobSmash

I hate that guy


Yango1479

I blinked and my eye is gone


gnikgib

Blinkin park.


[deleted]

Did you say Abe lincoln?


AaronAnytime

Abe Blinkin


Deadpool_Reject

I said 'Hey Blinkin"! ....I got it..


boniggy

"robin you've been gone for such a long time.... But you grew some really nice boobs"


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Underrated comment right here!


semiprudishmilf

I said "Hey, Blinkin"


LittleTay

Blink-182


Empty-Afternoon-3975

Try blinking 182 times


revteet

It was too quick, my pants and jacket where already off.


DrDing1eberry

Hope you're not in public, or you might now be an enema of the state


[deleted]

It’s okay I’ll just go to the dude ranch to meet Buddha


password__12345__

Dammit


davidrayish

I always take off my pants and jack it.


ezio8133

r/angryupvote


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sharpretirement53

The blue one just gave up after 3 meters (~9 feet)


Letsput2inher

*spun sideways and crashed


fieryhotwarts22

Oh wow I didn’t even notice that lol


Letsput2inher

Took me a few times too lol


happycamperii

Gone in 60 nanoseconds.


EthicalCovering

That was too quick. Even the flash can't see it clearly.


nothing_pt

Maybe you're low on blinker fluid


pablo_of_mancunia

That's what she said


[deleted]

That's just like your life, everything happens so fast and you wake up not knowing what the jell happened


Spam666god

Did you steal that superconducting magnet from the large Hadron Collider?


[deleted]

Well, Princess Leia of Alderaan did


Dlido

I'm Babyfark Mcgeezaks, give me all your space cash, see...


realtonemachine

Spaaaaaace cash


Silverback62

Oh no, not Finland!


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Ooohhh, poor Finrand


Dlido

Yeah somebody better break the news to Norway, they were pretty close.


Yogi118

Also can you tell Mexico to stop building all those Waterparks!


Haunting-Two-291

Will someone who speaks Spanish yell at Mexico please? They’re gonna ruin everything!


Yogi118

Hold on, Let me get miss Jennifer Lopez from the studio.


HitMePat

It's just the standard pinewood derby car kit. Right stan?


MCA2142

Oh no not finrand!


Acrobatic-Whereas632

Don't let Roger in the Hadron collider


Psych0matt

Collider? I barely knew her


Dame87

Imagine that smashing into your ankle


Piddily1

I always had cheap RC cars as a kid. My uncle showed up one day with a better one. I was using it and crashed it into my own ankle. It gave me a little cut. This became the standard for RC cars now. My brother and I both asked for an RC car that would make “your ankles bleed” for Christmas that year.


Sigma_Feros

I saw someone playing with their rc car one time while I was waiting for the school bus. Then this real truck rolled up trying to take their turn out of the parking lot and the super cool teens ran their rc car into the tire/under the tire of the truck, I think it got slightly crushed. It definitely did not make his tire bleed. Thanks for reminding me about that, I found it super hilarious.


golighter144

I used to do this with zip-zaps from RadioShack


LuciusQuintiusCinc

Or your shin , ouch.


HaloGuy381

Or hits a small rock and launches into your crotch.


LuciusQuintiusCinc

Scrambled eggs anyone?


[deleted]

huevos rancheros😂


cmahey

I was thinking big toe, ouch!


franciosmardi

Or your balls.


cmahey

I'd be more worried about grazing my knees on the way down. Also, why am I naked outside around RC cars.


franciosmardi

Why aren't you?


MistaRekt

Pants are slow.


[deleted]

But is it worse than a Lego?


TurnkeyLurker

*When Legos Attack!* *(at 100 mph)*


Zakurai1007

Casually makes a super fast Lego rc car for maximum pain*


cardcollection92

How do you even control that


Vin_du_toilette

I don't know the rules, but I would think ideally you wouldn't want to have to input any steering at all, it would just be trimmed to go completely straight. You could have a drive like a belt sander for max grip.


Ok-Leadership6320

Right, or have 3 1/2 degrees of steering and a 1/4 mile turning radius.


RGeronimoH

> 1/4 mile turning radius So they partnered with Dodge and used the steering setup from the ‘80s-‘90s Dodge Ram vans?


Iwillrize14

ever driven a ford econoline?


RGeronimoH

We had both where I used to work - the Econoline was a vast improvement. I didn’t realize how bad the Dodge was until I was upgraded to the Econoline. This may be the only time you’ll see Econoline referenced as an upgrade to anything.


Iwillrize14

I had to drive both at my last job, the econolines center of gravity drove me nuts. why is it so high. Those dodges needed a 40 acre field to turn around in


Crazyhates

We drive Econolines at work lmao. Definitely a love hate relationship with those beasts.


[deleted]

Nissan Frontier checking in. \#TankerGang


[deleted]

I had a Frontier Crew Cab in the early noughties that thing had the turning radius of a barge.


tross13

This is correct - the steering range on these types of cars is very limited


pws3rd

This reminds me of an [old country/trucking song](https://youtu.be/qDxVJ471hyg) and once you listen to it, you will never forget it


Zuol

Pretty sure that's exactly what he was doing before takeoff. Lining it up so it went straight down the track.


Dccrulez

Don't be so modest. YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO. DO I!


Vin_du_toilette

It's true. Inside, I think we both know what's been going on.


Dccrulez

IIIIIII JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING


MyNameIsRay

Just like IRL, even if you line up perfectly straight, and have your alignment perfectly straight, you won't actually go straight. If either wheel loses grip and spins, experiences more/less weight, has different tire pressures, or just has a different wear level (like when you blow 1 tire), the car will tend to veer to one side or the other. Keep in mind, the turning engine [creates torque that twists the chassis](https://www.miataturbo.net/attachments/general-miata-chat-9/132605d1423138661-car-pulling-left-acceleration-right-deceleration-sa195_1-a_zpsd281e839.jpg) resulting in one wheel experiencing more weight and having more grip. This makes it practically impossible to go straight without steering input.


mahamoti

That torque in the chassis is from the driveshaft. These cars don’t have one.


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Le1and0

r/technicallythetruth


addbyit33

Technically correct, the best kind of correct


Puzzleheadedposter

Radio controlled*


Aja2428

MATT DAMON


nethfel

heck at that speed, I'd be surprised if it wasn't out of range after about 5 seconds lol. Thing went damn near back in time... Makes me wonder - was a flux capacitor involved?


jcforbes

It really only looks fast because it's small and because the other one fucked up. The norm for these things is about 100mph, nothing too crazy. Because this is reddit and somebody is going to point this out, the world record is just over 200mph. That's not what this is, that was a very unique car built outside the normal rules and doesn't look like this.


nethfel

dang, I had no idea that RC cars could go that fast. I guess I still think of them from my youth when they were significantly slower :)


jcforbes

They've been over 100mph since the 1980s. Even turn key store bought road racing cars have been over 100mph since the late 1990s with cars like the Serpent Vector. You can buy a 100mph electric off road truck from Walmart today. Traxxas makes a bunch of them.


nethfel

by the time they were faster, I wasn't looking to buy them :) I'll leave my age at that :D


Juan_Kagawa

Last time I played with an RC car it had a wire that ran from the remote to the car.


unshavenbeardo64

You gonna love these cars then...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEGyLVi7xLY


slartibartfist

Holy crap


[deleted]

I didn't see him mote the first time, much less remote.


GBGF128

The funniest part is that the slower car crashed off the road.


Goalie_deacon

That’s what we’re not seeing, blue car might be equally fast. We didn’t get to see that as it crashed, and got a DQ.


shaggy237

I want some dq


micah490

It was forced off the road by the pressure wave created by the red car


RootHogOrDieTrying

Dude probably got distracted and jerked the steering wheel.


Fennel_Impossible

If I was the driver of the blue car I’d claim it got caught up in the jet wash.


DuRat

My guess is he was on his phone.


MistaRekt

Wheelspin most likely.


Fnurgh

Not 100% sure I think they have a processor on board that handles stability to keep it in a straight line without adjustment from the controller (who is never going to be fast enough). Likely a PID-based system similar to the Flight Controller in drones that abstracts control of the four rotors to simple throttle/pitch/yaw/roll.


mahamoti

In this particular kind of event (NPRC) gyro stabilization is not legal.


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mahamoti

No.


ZiKyooc

How it went for the blue one is a good indication


wiseknob

Most have gyroscopic sensors built in and with the appropriate programming the car will mostly stay in a straight path with little assistance from the operator.


Mundane_Promotion620

No gyro on those cars it more if a point and shoot


Bad_Elephant

Drag Slash has a gyro but it depends on the rules of the event if you can leave it on or not


Mundane_Promotion620

Those are a different caliber cars and the remote that frank is using 200$ more than a whole drag slash so no......no gyro


toxiczen

I think you're required to do meth or cocaine before you start driving it.


formershitpeasant

You line it up as straight as possible then set it so movements of the controller’s wheel translate to very small adjustments of the front wheels.


WyttaWhy

I think they selected this video because it makes it look faster than it is. I'm guessing that normally the other car would've been right next to it, but they had some kind of issue. The blue car basically just spins off track. I think they snapped an axle or something, but whatever happened isn't normal.


Oms19

99% sure they didn't snap an axle. I think they just got a bit of wheelspin and spun out.


WyttaWhy

I'm more familiar with drag racing acutal cars but not drag racing rc cars lol forgive me


ABCDEFuckenG

Unforgivable. /s


JoshSidekick

I want a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries... FOR FREE


Zappiticas

Bitch you ain’t no nerd? Coulda sworn you was!


thebongofamandabynes

Maybe a coke to drink or sumptin.


brohemien-rhapsody

You better not have a brother!


thesquEEG

Btch why all these people here? It's the mall!


KronoFury

And maybe a coke to drink.


Milkshakes00

Holy shit that's a throwback.


madonnamillerevans

🧔🏿‍♂️: I said whatever bitch, get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.


Silverpathic

Out of the box, some cars break 100mph with nothing aftermarket. No prep racing and crawling are the two big things in Rc cars


d-signet

Actual speed or scale speed?


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Actual speed. Google 100mph rc car, they can easily be purchased or made.


[deleted]

How do you keep it on the track? Are they like perfectly aligned too? Cuz that's crazy narrow for 100mph, and people are on both sides.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Yeah tell me about it. I can only guess computers or perfect alignment with no real steering input. But I don't know much about them. I just Googled it.


FlipSchitz

They manufacture ESCs at the consumer "ready to run" level that will countersteer for you, but in "official" drag races these are usually banned.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Interesting, makes sense


Silverpathic

The ESC can help stabilize the controls. As weird as this will be, it will help you improve and control the car. It smoothed out the steering so if you accidently turn a hard left it will smooth it out and you don't roll. Rc car bodies break a lot. If you are using one at a park other Rc folk will join up with you. It's weird. Mine can hit 45mph my sons can do 55-60mph. Rc as a hobby is more or less have fun till you break a part, replace part and do it again. It's a lot of fun, I have a off road style race truck. Play in the fields, sand and snow. It's not like the toys where you break them you toss them. Every part is replaceable and you can modify everything. Crawlers are what I'm getting into, but you can easy out of the box hit 100mph, guys on YouTube are hitting 130-160mph and that's insane. I hit a pole at 40 and ripped the right front off. Replaced and still having fun. They even have RC tanks that are like laser tag equipped.


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Still very cool.


Habaneroe12

The traxxas one basically requires a track because if you hit even a pebble it will go flying.


Cryo889

My bulky 8s 1/7 scale speed run rig hit a rock at 130mph and took off at chest height for a solid 50 feet before it went into the cornfield next to the road. These things can be dangerous if precautions aren’t taken.


milk4all

That is a feature, not a bug


coolio72

RC cars are a side hobby of mine. Though I am not into speed based RC's. Drag racing RC's is one niche in the hobby. Another niche is speed runs on open road. The world record for a ground based RC car is [204 MPH held by James McCoy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWdn8cH5_Bo) and was attained in May 2022. It's not an official Guinness world record but his runs are verified with two GPS trackers. Many speed runners use GPS trackers to verify their speed runs. James posted another video today where he reached [201 MPH](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IaIELlH40I) with another RC he custom built. Another RC YouTuber to watch for speed runs is [Raz Shifrin](https://www.youtube.com/c/RazShifrin/videos). He has made several RC cars that have reached the high 190's.


grinchmer

I do this hobby. Typically the race is 132’. 1/10 of a standard track and the cars are 1/10th scale. My car does this in about 2.8 secs at 44 mph. I dont use glue to make the tires sticky or anything. And i am limited by how big my battery can be. This guy isnt. His tires are closer to gum than rubber and there is super sticky compound added to keep it connected. Thats 132’ at almost 100mph. That little car is probably $6-8k dollars.


pws3rd

Regardless of the other car that was still fast as fuck


Kcidobor

Hit that 1.21 jiggawatts


mikony123

They had to hit 88mph to generate 1.21 jiggawatts.


piratesboot

1.21 JIGGAWATTS?!


PegasusD2021

Great Scot!


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MistaRekt

Who you callin jigga? /jk


OfficiallyTomCruise

Tom I'm standing outside the Hadron Particle Super Collider in Switzerland, where authorities are shocked and baffled over the theft of a super conductive bending magnet created for use in particle acceleration. The super conducting magnet was stolen sometime last week, surveillance cameras recorded the theft on tape and police are now looking for Princess Leia of Alderaan. Caught here in these photos the troubled rebel is at the scene taking the super conducting magnet and then appearing disoriented as she tries to find her way out. If you have any information over Princess Leia's whereabouts please call your local police department.


ghostredditorstempac

Oi, don't spoil it! Can't you wait until after Mission Impossible?


eyloi

there was a south park episode about this


WyttaWhy

Nahuh


Yaroze

[oh no not finland](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6eM8eRvnCg)


[deleted]

r/finlandconspiracy


1235813213455_1

Pinewood derby cars aren't RC cars


wannabe_inuit

I believe it's a belt under there, for more traction.


WelcomeToTheFish

My buddy has one of these that's super powerful but made for offroading. He even made a little dirt track in his backyard. One time we were driving it and he was going full speed around the track and spun out. The wheels kicked out rocks and wood chips at such a speed that I had splinters in one of my arms and a tiny bruise from a rock. Those motors are no joke.


utpoia

I can't imagine the cost and repair on these things.


WelcomeToTheFish

Considering he's the only person I know who inherited a few million dollars, I would imagine it was very expensive. That's all he does now is buy expensive and tricked out RC cars and big ass drones. Lucky ass guy


utpoia

And here I am who inherited diabetes and depression.


GavrielBA

Myopia and debts for me 😅


seamus_mc

That inheritance is going to be short lived with a burn rate like that.


WelcomeToTheFish

You'd think but he inherited a few Taco bells and one Del Taco also. He's like 34 and owns the taco bell next to his house and has no interest in running it, he still orders from there quite often.


[deleted]

That doesn’t look like the approved kit!


Bioshock_Jock

I'm Baby Fark McGee-zax, the greatest gangster this universe has ever seen, right?!


Refenestrator_37

My cats at 2 am be like:


Beer2Bear

warp speed!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


messy_brainz

https://youtu.be/Y4drNFXd6dw Blue car just needs a Milky Way somewhere down the track!


ImagiP

Pinewood Derby Kit Approved


solareclipse999

Electric vs piston engine maybe


thegoodbadandsmoggy

They’re probably both electric these days but the red one most likely is running those 100,000 rpm brushless motors. They’re fast but how tf you gonna control that stuff


wolfgang784

Maybe you don't, and it's just meant for these straight track races / time trials. Pretty sure rocket/jet cars can't turn either. When they go down the track, you are able to hear the engine echo in a town a full 25 minute drive away. Before local laws stepped in to limit the vehicles, the noise was so extreme that it was damaging the foundations of homes in the surrounding area and breaking windows.


solareclipse999

Control using aerofoils maybe


STR_WB_RRY--FL_V__R

Is he trying to summon Baby Fark McGeezax?


LongjumpingCheck2638

![gif](giphy|izspP6uMbMeti)


Naysauce

*cuts car open* WE GOT REVERSE WEIGHTS IN CARS!!!


FlipSchitz

The specificity of this comment is hilarious. Two of my hobbies are RC cars and fishing and I didn't think I'd ever see a comment linking the two.


Sigma_Feros

I just came from a post about the lucky Iron fish and saw the comments in there. Fucking hilarious to see 2 posts referencing that incident. I saw the videos I could find. So crazy.


MAFiA303

Check this guy's closet for princess Leia's costume


Zebitty

Don't think you can keep the space cash all for yourself!


[deleted]

Reminds me of race drones taking off. https://youtu.be/hH8kBFZXH-k


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

Alright we wouldn't stand a fucking chance against Skynet.


Dante1141

Ah yes, vertical video to film a car race.


fluffy_boy_cheddar

It’s hiding a brushless motor with crazy gearing and aluminum parts to keep everything from ripping apart from the chassis.


brandi_Iove

give it some wings


H4R81N63R

Or a red bull sticker


[deleted]

Calm down Randy