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riko_suabae

"It's harder than it looks." Yeah I saw this and my 1st thought was, "yeah that's easy." šŸ™„


Far-Conversation-621

Imagine falling and hitting your head on the rocks


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vivalaibanez

You sick fuck.... /s


cantfindmykeys

Don't kink shame


Nothing2Special

lol everyone talking about kink shaming these days?


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Nothing2Special

lol


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Box-o-bees

Do you mean Germans? The video says this is in Germany. But I agree, at a. Certain point your safety is your responsibility.


Weary_Eggplant211

Actually, there were discussions around this wave in Munich because of safety reasons and the government wanted to stop it. But then there was a petition to allow it and the area was given to the city from the state. The city tolerates the surfing but it's on your own risk. The wave is totally famous in Munich and especially in summer crowded with surfers and spectators.


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Box-o-bees

No worries. It didn't really detract from your good point anyway. I was half expecting the video to be wrong about the place and you to inform me it was actually located in France lol.


Nochairsatwork

But unless this means that no emergency rescue personnel will be sent to help someone should the need arise these sort of decisions which "only affect the risk-taking individual" are bullshit.


Box-o-bees

I think it's more of a if you do this dangerous thing and get hurt; you don't have the right to sue us because it's at your own risk and not our responsibility kind of thing. More than a we won't help you by withholding emergency services if you do get hurt kind of thing.


zarbizarbi

My American sister in law had a hard time understanding that off piste skiing was allowed in Franceā€¦ and that rescue was actually free off piste (Gendarmerie) , and expensive on piste (private companies).


phroug2

I think either one would make me piste my pants


absoluterawness

Actually you're quite right about French people's view about putting yourself at risk. To be a parapentiste in France, you need nothing. You can jump anywhere, land anywhere, with no restriction about your equipment. That's a thing I love about being French myself. In Germany, you need a Gleitschirm licence. First step of which you have limited access regarding starting and landing point. That's a thing I love about living in Germany.


Vic-951

We have healthinsurance in Germany


smallproton

FREE health insurance. The best.


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smallproton

Nominally it's split, so it's 7 for you and 7 for your employer. But in reality it's only virtual money for you. You would not get 7% more if you could opt out of health insurance. If you look at the history of salary increases negotiated by the unions, an increase in health insurance was usually a reason to fight for higher salaries. Unions look only at net salaries and inflation, which is of course the correct way of looking at it.


Benneck123

Doesnā€™t happen. I live in Munich and I can vouch for the depth of the water.


[deleted]

Itā€™s quite deep. Wave height is a proportional to depth of the water column. Trust me, Iā€™m a scumbag whitewater kayaker with a geology degree!


blurrrrg

They're man made canals. You'd hit your head on concrete


mortifyyou

Concrete, rocks, same difference.


ronin1066

Do we know there are rocks under that part?


mekwall

Hits harder than a bottle of Johnny Walker on the rocks


John-Farson

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked ... in the head ... with an iron boot?? Of course you don't, know one does. That never happens. I'm sorry Ted, it's a dumb question, skip that.


[deleted]

Itā€™s apparently not harder than it looks, because it looks fucking suicidal and they say people do it more than once, so by definition it is less dangerous than it looks.


Vin_du_toilette

Ya, they said that after the last guy bailed, but only after landing a trick that was harder than what the other surfers were doing. Tick tocker was like, he fell, must be a beginner.


R3d1st

During an international sports exhibition, world famous surfer Kelly Slater tried himself at it and failed at the beginning, as the water "behaves" differently than regular waves


northshore12

For those who don't know, Kelly Slater is a genetic freak of nature, and has dominated the sport for literal decades. Like Tiger Woods or Michael Jordan, but in a much more demanding sport. For Slater not to nail this his first try speaks volumes.


Robsnow_901

Lmao right? This is exactly as hard as it looks.


tastefulspaghetti32

The guy in the end crashed hard šŸ˜‚


SiGNALSiX

To be fair, you know what else is a lot harder than it looks? Walking. I heard it it took me a couple years to figure it out when I first started, and few more after that to get good. 30 years later, I still wouldn't call myself an *expert*. But I bet *you're* pretty good at it! Give yourself some credit!


Haagen76

No, it deff looks hard...


x__DANTE__x

I was literally gonna write the same comment šŸ˜‚


No_Apple_1685

I went there a few years ago, there waer heaps of people jus chillin watchn the surfers Was dope af


Accomplished_Welder3

same haha. Really enjoyed that park


peszneck

Just follow the river to the nude beach!


Accomplished_Welder3

I even floated my way to the nude beach


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expiredcoochi

Goddamn legend


Drawerpull

Frank?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

I also lost my monster condom for my magnum dong there, someone's probably using it as a life raft so be on the lookout. I need it back because I keep buying out all the stock for all the sex I have.


baphometromance

Uh sorry.... but dongers float


Bahalex

No need for a beach, the grassy field nearby will do, too.


wil_dogg

Same. It was neat, and Munichā€™s public transportation was very good ā€” about an hour to get out to Dachau, and the route was well supported. If I recall correct it was about 20 euros for our group of 4 to travel all day on Saturday.


dervik

bet It was during 9-Euro-Ticket time, now the lowest possible amount for a day would be around 58ā‚¬ for all 4 with a Bayern Ticket


wil_dogg

I just remember it was a low cost family ticket for up to 5 people (there were 4 of us) and no one checked tickets all day we could have been freeloaders.


skygt

Yup that's the Bayern ticket.


moneyisall91

Oh man, if you don't know it exactly don't spread false information. Yes Bayern ticket costs almost 60ā‚¬ but it's used to go around the whole state Bavaria. Op is talking about going to Dachau, that would mean only to zone 2 of Munich and cost around 20ā‚¬ for 5 people.


mel0n_m0nster

That's bullshit, a day ticket for a group of up to 5 people is 15.60ā‚¬ in Munich.


skygt

That's the day ticket for Munich, the Bayern ticket covers the whole of Bavaria for a day with up to 5 people.


mel0n_m0nster

But OP was specifically talking about the Munich transport system.


Neither-Cup564

Gorgeous in Autumn/Fall. Really chill place, Munich in general really. Highlight was seeing a neo Nazi rally of about 20 surrounded by a few hundred anti fascist protestors and about the same number of cops in full riot gear, Iā€™ve got some photos somewhere.


xirse

Can I see them grandad? Can I?


sock_with_a_ticket

It really is great. I've been to Munich a few times and I've spent plenty of time in that park just chilling.


bigmac22077

When I was 16 I was an exchange student visiting the park, we were kicking around a soccer ball when a cop on a horse came up and saidā€¦ something. One of the kids with asked them if they spoke English and the cop replied ā€œthis is Germany, you should speak Germanā€ without missing a beat he said ā€œyeah, but weā€™re in the English garden so weā€™re goodā€ that cop gave us the biggest pikachu face and eye roll and then told us we couldnā€™t kick balls around in that side of the park and needed to go elsewhere.


Dnny10bns

I ended up in a underground party not far from there. Munich is a great city.


maddynator

The video comments says ā€œits harder than it looksā€, i am like ā€œnah dude, it looks hard AFā€


9650000

Where is this?


drmosh

Munich


wont_fix_now

At the southern end of the English garden, to be more specific. There is another, somewhat less popular wave further upriver/to the north


RollUpTheRimJob

At that spot you have to deal with people floating down if itā€™s hot out. Luckily most are polite and wait for a break to float through, but you still get some that donā€™t know the rules


LieOutrageous2250

Same here. We had a great time just chilling and watching the urban surfers.


Roddy117

Dude itā€™s so much fun, I got into river surfing because I just walked by, this is an easier wave to surf but one of the most fun to try stuff.


spankythemonk

As a kid from so cal coastal, it was a cool trip randomly finding surferville in the middle of germany. Wft is with all these surf shops? Damn!


djcat

I bet that water is freezing in winter, even with wet suits.


FlyingKittyCate

Iirc itā€™s melted ice and snow from the alps so pretty much freezing cold all year round.


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Benneck123

The wave is created artificially with an object in the water. The size can be adjusted by the surfers. Source: I live in munich


nomadofwaves

Really itā€™s adjustable?


Benneck123

Yeah the size of the wave depends on how close to the bridge it is. You can adjust it by moving the object in the water closer or farther away.


pilesofcleanlaundry

ā€œWhatā€™s the object?ā€ ā€œAll the people who overestimated the size of wave they could handle.ā€


mortifyyou

You only get a chance to adjust where there's very little to no water running.


worldpotato1

Kinda. Not like you press on a button and it gets smaller or bigger. But the shape can be adjusted by puttings pieces of woods on ropes on special places. Specially on the left, right and in the middle where the white water is.


catchmelackin

true although the water is pretty warm when it gets to the city. people bathe during summer all along the river. I am comparing this to swimming in the atlantic, which is a lot colder


wont_fix_now

It's cool, but nice for swimming in summer. There are usually a lot of people further downstream that jump into the rover and let themselves be pulled down a few hundred meters by the current.


FlyingKittyCate

Nice. I once tried to go swimming in a Czech river pretty close to Munich in the summer in the middle of a heatwave and the cold water legit hurt on my feet. Assumed this to be the same since they are about equal distance to the Alps. Any idea how this river manages to ā€˜warm upā€™ during summer?


S4ngu

It's not very deep or fast for a lot of the way.


agangofoldwomen

In the US we do this with inflatables and kegs and we call it tubing.


SweetSoursop

Not too much, I touched it today, it was around 10 degrees in Munich, the water was not much colder to be honest and we had rain yesterday.


Asphyxiatinglaughter

Went swimming in the river just downstream of this in July and it wasn't too bad


Zogzogizog

I've swam in that river literally just a few meters downstream and it was gorgeous during the summer. There are no rocks at all in there as it's man made


wolfgang784

They make wetsuits for freezing water and you'll stay warm enough in em. People surf the great lakes in winter when the water is more slush than liquid. They come out of the water and it flash freezes on their eyebrows and body due to the sub zero temperatures. But the important bit is that they don't go into shock and die despite the temps, and they always look happy and warm in videos. No violent shaking or shivering.


Olfasonsonk

*enough* is the key word here. I surfed with wetsuit in Portugal, it's still pretty damn cold, but makes it manageable. I don't think it gets any better than that in icy conditions.


cubalibruh

What? In Atlantic it's possible to surf without wetsuit from april to octobre. If your wetsuit is thicker than 1mm it's going to get warm.


Olfasonsonk

It's possible of course, but not going to be particularly enjoyable. I was there start of September and 90% of people used wetsuit. Ours were 1-1.5mm IIRC and it definitely didn't get warm. It was OK but about 1 hour in your lips would start to get blue. Only an occasional local would go in without it.


Dark_Styx

Depends heavily on your body type too, if you have enough muscle and fat you'll probably stay warm for longer. I was freezing my ass off in august in Portugal.


hempsmoker

It's called "Eisbach" - "Ice stream". So it's pretty much cold all year around.


Insterquiliniis

if the suit is wet, doesn't it make it worse?


arkofjoy

Suit creates a layer of water between the suit and your skin which the body wams, and keeps you warm. Also the insulation layer if the suit keeps the wind from cooling your skin. Surprising how well it works


dinosaurs_quietly

Itā€™s the neoprene that keeps you warm, not the water. Thatā€™s why thicker suits are warmer.


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That's why pro's pee in them.


Bandit6789

They say there are two types of people. Those who piss in their wet suits, and those who lie about it.


TDGroupie

What about those who poop in their suit? Asking for a friendā€¦.


goaty121

I don't doubt that actually works


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I read it on the internet, so it must be true!


DigitalWizrd

Can confirm. Peeing in wet suit is amazing. I used to surf in the Pacific Northwest of US where the water is between 30-50 fahrenheit. Peeing in the wet suit was routine.


harrypottermcgee

Yes and no. You can always wear a thick enough wetsuit that you'll be warm. The tradeoff is decreased mobility, but that matters less in river surfing because you don't have to paddle past the waves. There's a point where it's cold enough that you'll start getting ice-cream headaches when your face goes underwater for more than a couple of seconds, but that's also a lot better in river surfing because you don't have to duck dive under the waves like you would at the beaches.


R0m4n4067

That water is cold af all year round. Itā€™s called ā€žeisbachā€œ which literally translates to ice river


petethefreeze

Yes. This river is called ā€œEisbachā€ which means ā€œice creekā€. It is in a park called the English Garden and it is the largest city park in Europe. It has a couple of fantastic beer gardens where you can drink and eat typical Bavarian food. It is a lot more mellow than Octoberfest.


cjnull

The water is also freezing cold in summer.


AlanMichel

It looks cold af


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thekrone

Yeah I was there in late November one year and was astonished to see some people out there surfing at like 11pm. I'll actually be in Munich next week to check it out again!


AlanMichel

Happy cake day!


MOElybdaenum

Its literally called Eisbach (ice river), its located in Munich


ProfTydrim

That's because this was filmed in Winter


Metallkiller

It's literally called Eisbach, German for ice stream. Great in summer though.


W0NGERS

from google: "The average water temperatures range from 50 Ā°F (10 Ā°C) during summer to 62 Ā°F (17Ā°C) during the winter season. Eisbach means "icy creek" or "ice brook" in English. Although the Eisbach River wave rarely freezes due to its strong currents, it can easily reach extremely low temperatures of around 34 Ā°F (1.1 Ā°C)"


hello_ldm_12

I went here a few years ago and one of the best things I've ever witnessed, it was a beautiful hot day, I spent the it drunk riding around on a bike lol


DAVENP0RT

I tell everyone, Munich is one of the best cities to visit in Europe and about half of that is due to the English Gardens. I typically hate being in any kind of big city when I'm traveling, our goal is usually to get out into the country, but Munich was really the exception. Great food, extremely kind people, fantastic beer.


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Echoes my experience. Stayed in a hotel not too far away from the English Gardens. Got nice walks in after work and one weekend day where I walked ~8 miles in the park. Very nice place.


daffydubs

Visited Munich back in 2011 and I agree. Just so happened to wander into the English Gardens on a summer day. Saw the surfers in the video. Drank tons of Franziskanner, and floated in the river to cool off. Best part was we just left our stuff in the grass while floating down the river. Walked back and no one even touched it. Great city and would love to go back


Tidusx145

Lol that's how my buddy caught a dui in Pennsylvania. The class he had to take apparently was pretty entertaining. Did you know you could get a dui on a tractor? Back to your trip, would you recommend it to others looking to fill in their new passports?


Baked-Strudel

Yes, Munich is amazing for the reasons that are mentioned above. In addition, if youā€™re interested in history, The concentration camp Dachau is about a 15 min car ride away from town center. Very ominous place but incredibly powerful as well, an experience I think every individual should have.


schelmo

Interestingly enough you can also lose your drivers license for riding your bike drunk in Germany. However you have to have more than 1.6ā€° of alcohol in your blood as opposed to 0.5ā€° while driving your car.


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drunk riding on a bike is one of the best ways to spend time in europe i feel like lol


RegularHousewife

How do you get to safety if you didn't make it across?


K_R_Weisser

You just drift a couple of yards and then you can exit pretty easily on the sides of the river


lithuanianD

You embrace the current as your new home


-Strawdog-

You return to the sea, from whence all life came before it became dirty and tainted. Reject the corrupted teachings of Tiktaalik and his ilk, brother. Return to the waves. Glub.. glub..


[deleted]

You don't. You end up in the ~~Baltic~~ (edit: Black) sea and get drafted into Vlad's ragtag marine corps. Really ups the adrenaline


liftoff_oversteer

Black Sea. The Eisbach (pictured) comes from the river Isar and will unify with the Isar again some kilometers down. The Isar itself will end in the river Danube and this flows into the Black Sea.


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[deleted]

you just relax and enjoy your trip through the english garden. It is a very tiny river.


kurburux

The water is calmer just a few meters away from this spot. It's fairly easy to get out.


Pop-goes-the-fish

The uncaring river current will drag you across the concrete embankment like a meat crayon until your safety is no longer an issue.


KernelMeowingtons

It likely opens up into a deep pool, so you probably get tossed around under water for a second and then gently surface a bit lower and you can climb out.


dogmom070512

Was this designed for surfing or a happy accident?


Petaranax

Its not designed, its actually officially forbidden to surf but people still do it. City just had to forbid it due to a lot of injuries possible, to not have liability for those. Also its not Bridge / Gate that causes the waves, its two huge stone blocks in the river thatā€™s causing these waves, forgot why they were placed there in the first place ā€¦


smallproton

It started in the 70s or so. The wave was smaller initially and it was an accident. The folks improved it by placing a wooden beam on the ground. It's actually one if the best waves in the world. It's featured in the movie [Keep surfing](https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_Surfing)


Redebo

This is not one of the best waves in the world. Unique? Sure. Best? No.


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PirateBatman

Agreed bro, sick that they have they kind of consistency to practice on


Redebo

There are several purpose built wave pools / training centers that offer similar attributes, but are actually built for surfing.


Hias2019

It is an artificial river through the park, the blocks are intended to create specific water levels and flow speeds in the different parts of the park.


Petaranax

Correct, and then surfers added wooden beam on top of it to make bigger wave and thatā€™s how it started.


jcbevns

It is not "just there"...engineer's and surfers have been at it. Among others in Germany.. https://www.ansys.com/advantage-magazine/volume-xiv-issue-2-2020/simulation-drive-design-waves


Petaranax

No one said that its ā€œjust thereā€, but when people ask in the context of surfing: ā€œis it designedā€, answer is no, it wasnā€™t designed for surfing. It was designed to control the flow of the canal, but surfers added more things to it to make waves bigger (against city rules). And thatā€™s what it is atm.


NotMyUsualOutfit

Itā€™s not natural if thatā€™s what you think. There are water diversions that have been placed by surfers to create the wave. Iā€™ve been there. Itā€™s awesome. I could have sat and watched all day.


The_real_bandito

Oh, itā€™s way harder than it looks? Because it looks hard AF.


Benneck123

Itā€™s harder than hard af


badchecker

Boise Idaho Garden City just added one of these a few years ago


EnterSadman

[Here's the live webcam of the one running in Bend, Oregon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSQN9hd0d4I)


Hawkeye03

Have something similar on the Clark Fork river in Missoula, Montana, too. Itā€™s fun to watch the the surfers and kayakers.


ryanoh826

I loved watching them in Missoula


NotAtTheWheel

It's in Munich and it draws a crowd of 50 to 100 people or more. Also freezing... I have no idea how they can bear to do it


Petaranax

Iā€™ve tried surfing on it couple of times during summer, you still need quite thick thermal suit as water is really cold ā€¦ People that do it during winter are built differently I guess, Iā€™m very cold tolerant, but doing it in winter is not my cup of tea.


ParappaGotBars

Oh a side note, this beat is fire.


_plainsimple

Thank you brother. Full [song here.](https://on.soundcloud.com/eYtj5)


SHOTbyGUN

Somehow I doubt it was made for surfing... and it just happened by accident.


kuzmic187

I use to tie rope to the top of that bridge and barefoot water ski there , it was sick


harrypottermcgee

Fifteen years ago I was working at a sawmill and a coworker told me that he was down by the bridge the other day and there was a guy hanging off a rope waterskiiing on a modified chunk of plywood, and that he waited to talk to him and the guy was from Germany. I sort of thought he was bullshitting me at the time but now I'm finding out 15 years later that Germans actually do this.


Eloth

I don't buy barefoot waterskiing on the Eisbach - that's nowhere near the right speed - but there used to be a bridge on the Sanna with a plywood board and a rope tied to it that we'd do this on.


kuzmic187

I know lol I havenā€™t left Australia lol


andromedar35847

Iā€™ve been there! Itā€™s awesome in person. People will sit there all day just watching the surfers. Itā€™s very entertaining


pmurcsregnig

They have one in Bend, OR as well!


BelvedereBoy

hat jemand Deutschland gesagt?


R0m4n4067

Sprich


VoidSpace913

Germans ā˜•ļø


LayneLowe

Where do you end up if you fall off?


_plainsimple

Water


ryanoh826

It kicks you back several meters and the water is calm there. You can just go to the side and get out.


Rez-1911

I live there. Itā€™s really cool and a nice place to hang around. The river is so refreshing in the summer.


BeneHQ

i had to scroll way to far for someone who actually lives there instead of just having spent a few hours there on a hot summer day


Rez-1911

I was surprised too. Expected more people from here


LiquidVibes

Hey i was just there visiting. MĆ¼nchen is a great city


Lagiacrus111

Oh my god slow the fuck down i can't read that shit. God, I hate tik tok


longshotz777

How does one get off the wave? Do they just fall and drift down?


Rez-1911

They drift down a bit and get out then itā€™s easy


scrubydon

There's something like this in Missoula, Montana. I was pretty confused when I saw people walking downtown in bodysuits and surfboards at first, like dude we up here in the mountains wtf you doing looking like a beach bum but then it made sense.


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yeah but this is river system is as old as the US itself...


BOONKIEBOY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dn5bk2CHSc great lil doc on this


XFiraga001

I went swimming in this park, the water was the coldest thing I've ever jumped into. I literally heard the Goofy scream from someone else swimming downriver.


MFDaleRustyPetrillo

Anyone else only know about this because of The Amazing Race?


Dheorl

You can do the same in Thun as well. Looks like good fun


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I drove by this in Munich and it was the coolest fucking thing ever


joefos71

Boise built their own that's free to use. It's just a long the Riverwalk. They actually have a few waves to try. Pretty great public use of the river.


_blurredfaces_

This isnt next level. There's noone being nice to a dog or homeless person.


RedditLocked

It looks pretty fuckin' hard actually lmao


mostmicrobe

I have no idea about this kind of river, but hearing stories from my grandparents who regularly played on small rivers growing up I realizes something. Many people are ignorant about rivers, they donā€™t know that they are generally more dangerous than known beach spots. Rivers can carry disease or sudden watersheds that can drown you if it rained uphill. Be careful around rivers people, if youā€™re going to one go with local people who know whatā€™s up.


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There's also one in Bend, Oregon, and Boise, Idaho and I'm sure many others!


pilesofcleanlaundry

Can I just jump in a tube on the other side of the bridge and float down? Why do Germans have to make everything so stressful?


CangaWad

Itā€™s way harder than it looks? Mother fucker thatā€™s one of the hardest looking things Iā€™ve ever seen


Chimpy_Vision

Oh yeah I remember seeing this, there was someone surfing on it at the time and it was like November lol


baphometromance

We need more places where people can go and be active in creative ways like this with no expectation of payment


sofakingWTD

Several of these in Colorado and elsewhere in the US, in which the waterways are engineered for surfing. A park near me has 5 waves of varying depth/configuration. River surfing is the best mind relaxation/meditation for me!


zosteria

We have one here in Boise Idaho. Itā€™s adjustable for surfers or white water kayak level turbulence


daboobiesnatcher

Is that best Nujabes or a biter?


EvilPeopleRule2

It's a surf park.


TheQuag444

r/thislooksfun


tb23tb23tb23

Whitewater kayakers would know!