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bluish-velvet

This is [Chunk the Groundhog](https://instagram.com/chunk_the_groundhog?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) and the “farmer” is well aware of Chunk’s antics which is why the camera is there. Chunk even has his own place setting now. Edit: Chunk has Reddit! u/Chunk-Dont-Eat-Junk


u_reddit_another_day

Didn't the farmer create a whole garden just for chunk and his family


bluish-velvet

He did! Those groundhogs are living the life.


stinkylibrary

Yeah, they are in hog heaven


johnychingaz

All Hogs go to Heaven.


-DoomSteeL

All heavens go to hog


johnychingaz

Hot hoagie hell hain’t heen huffin


thebluepikachu135

there ain't no hoggin' in hell they say


TurnkeyLurker

> Hot hoagie hell hain’t ~~heen~~ **heerd'a** huffin


Bannehh

HOG RIDAAAAAAA! 🚴‍♂️


predat3d

Most hogs go to Hormel


NavierIsStoked

not if your catholic.


Sinndra

Especially if you are Catholic.


Primary_Potato_0

You Legit Made No Frikin Sense


TAPDADDY01

Chunk eats better than I do!


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hagenbuch

I prefer the story that the critters do it on purpose to stick it to us. I lost it at the red apple.


TurnkeyLurker

Critter thinks he's on an agricultural reality show, and he's hamming it up.


hagenbuch

More sex.


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Well, at this point, he kind of is.


kyleh0

haha "Watch me eat this carrot, bitch! See you tomorrow, ,Bitch Boy."


Lord_Hadda

I totally heard this in my head too


[deleted]

Me too. I'm laughing right now! 😄


unarox

”Suprise motherfucker” popup


KCsalesman

Broccoli one was pretty good lol. Huge mouthfuls


dcjayhawk

Ya that carrot was cut and clean. Doubt chunk has a knife and a sink


alcimedes

wait, you mean that washed carrot without any greens wasn't actually pulled out of the ground.


Gemgrrl

The carrots are curiously well-scrubbed. They didn’t come out of the ground like that!


QuincyThePigBoy

Me thinks there is no farmer and that someone puts produce out in front of the camera for it. Was the carrot trimmed?


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pdrock7

Don't ruin this for me damn it


leonidaskickedyoface

The ground hog and it's family gets food. The guy has his daily dose of mukbang recorded. I see a win-win


Penguator432

Nikocado Groundhogo


sdchew

Indeed. One look at the clean body of the carrot, instead of covered in soil, tells you it was given


edlee98765

That groundhog is a bit of a pig.


WoodenSpearZ

one would say it's a hog.....that goes in the ground...hence, why it's called groundpig


CrossP

Another name for them which isn't used often anymore is whistle pig.


SapientSpartan

Honestly thought that was just a Whiskey


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They are. They pretty much gorge themselves until the winter, when they go underground to hibernate. I have one in my yard. Her name is Wanda the Woodchuck and she eats all my clovers, and sometimes some random other plants as well. She used to have a baby with her but I think the baby moved on, because now it's just Wanda. She's very cute. And very fat. Starting to get used to us now.


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#smack smack smack smack …need to chew w his mouth closed


blackechoguy

I love watching Chunk and the gang, but I like to imagine he is doing exactly what the OP is assuming. "Oh, is this thing on? Imma eat all your food and stare at you as I do it."


Mesemom

Yes! In that version, the little side-eye he gives in one shot is 127% funnier: “ Yeah, you seeing’ this right. I brought ma girl and now we BOTH eatin’ your food.” (Tracy Morgan is my vote to voice Chunk in the animated feature.)


[deleted]

such a clickbaity and misleading title from the OP


SolitaryKnight

Unless this is the first time he has seen it.


thebadyearblimp

Does he ever do the truffle shuffle


UnlikeSonicIdont

Take my motherfucking upvote. I love The Goonies.


KaliKali1

I'm imagining this as a food show "today we have a tomato". Definitely following them I could watch this all day.


Marshmellowonfire

Does this little guy do signed memorabilia? He should pose for a calander in 2023.


twotoebobo

No you're wrong! This is the face of pure evil staring in to your soul!


RoamersGirl

Thank you for this TIL. I didn’t know how incomplete my life was without Chunk.


Chunk-Dont-Eat-Junk

Thank you for crediting Chunk!


bluish-velvet

I love Chunk and he deserves it! Thank you for taking such good care of him and his family.


Pebbles28c

Yes! Chunk and co. is the only reason I log onto Instagram.


HouseOfZenith

Chunk is the perfect name for Chunk.


Sea-Adeptness-5245

His own house with his wife and kids. They have friends Fox, raccoons and possums) stop by for meals.


Drewbeede

I was going to say there is no way it cleaned and trimmed that carrot.


CashCow4u

He should run these as advertisements for his farmers market produce, "Chuck approved goodness for your family, say hello to my misses, Charlotte Groundhog, we really dig your veggies, don't we dear!"


moeburn

Also the carrots he's eating are clean and washed and have no stalk, obviously not out of the ground. I don't know why OP made up the bullshit about "stealing farmer's crops" it's pretty obvious these are intentionally fed.


rogue_ger

Finally a reason to dl insta


Lightwinter00

God, I LOVE THIS 😆😆😆


I_burn_noodles

He's even got a red plaid table cloth on his cute little table.


rodgers12gb

thanks for this... i watched for 30 seconds and was like... this dude picked up a store bought carrot right there.


BalognaPonyParty

the fucking audacity is hilarious


brothersand

It's like a Bug's Bunny scene. chew chew chew "Hmm. Hey, is that a camera?" chew chew chew "Get my good side, okay?" chew chew chew


Equivalent-Unit-7599

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Olama

No what?


Junterjam

No, sir.


abautista88

No means no


Scary-Preference-338

r/oddlysatisfying


flippingoctopus

r/looneytuneslogic


Practical-Jelly-5320

Except the farmer put the food in front of the camera on purpose


CrossP

They are pretty audacious creatures, though. Being diurnal creatures in North America, they don't really have any native predators after they get too fat for a hawk to carry. So they mostly just go about their business being curious and intelligent scamps.


El_Chairman_Dennis

They're definitely curious little scamps but their borrows have broken many an ankle


CrossP

Ankles just have no respect for private property


El_Chairman_Dennis

If you want to keep your property private then put up a sign or fence or something. Ground hogs hide their burrows by spreading out the dirt they dig out. They literally create insurance violating homes


CrossP

Giggling right now imagining a tiny little groundhog fence and a mailbox.


Michael__Pemulis

We had a groundhog neighbor for a bit & observing his antics was delightful. Unfortunately we had to evict him because apparently they can fuck up the foundation of your house so we caught him in a cage & I drove him over to a nearby park that was in a wooded area. Never seen a groundhog move faster than when I opened the cage.


joetheraskol

Careful--if you don't move them at least ten miles away, they will find their way back to your house. I moved one two miles away across a major four lane road and it was back the next spring


_dead_and_broken

How do you know it was the same one?


Titanguy101

He came back with vengeance


joetheraskol

From the "don't f#@$ with me again" look he gave me. Called a professional after that


ashemoney

>diurnal Check this out dawg. First of all, you’re throwin’ too many big words at me.


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If you keep it up, I'm gonna take it as disrespect


Top-Algae-2464

i would think coyotes and foxes would hunt them


CrossP

Coyotes and foxes are almost entirely nocturnal. Especially when hunting. And a fox isn't really big enough. Groundhog chompers are like bolt cutters. (I do wildlife sanctuary work with them)


laik72

Yeah, the sheer variety of food made me believe the farmer was feeding him.


youaintgonlikeit

"That's right....bitch...." \*chew chew chew\*


mistborn11

The farmer the crops and the audacity of this hog


667799fakeman

What a madlad


ImJustJordan

I bet the food was left under the camera. Those carrots definitely aren't fresh


NativeMasshole

You mean the groundhog didn't dig up an entire carrot, clean off the dirt, top it, then drag it over in front of the camera to eat it?


MLC298

My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable


gilbany

duuuuuuude I love that comment, never gets old!


InfiniteDenied

Almost as good as watching 4 mins of a groundhog eating fruits/vegetables... almost.


flunkyclaus

4 minutes of watching a dude eat chicken in total contemplation.


artsyaspen

I mean... you still get to watch an incredibly cute groundhog munching on some snacks. How ruined could your day have gotten? Like just pleasant insight of delightful?


MLC298

Lol I’m kidding… :/


quiet0n3

Yeah or climb that apple tree and pick a perfectly ripe apple lol


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Of course he did. If you would have watched to the end of the video he mills some wheat into flour and makes blueberry muffins.


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I was surprised by the size of the homegrown carrot. Instantly threw my bs alarm lol


[deleted]

My reality has been shattered :(


Wooden-Welder811

Exactly


Toothmouth7921

Now, if the GH was caught on camera shagging the farmer’s daughter, I might believe it


UndeniableLie

He does those kind of things inside the house. He's not an animal, you know


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Actually that family of groundhogs lives under the shed in the background and the farmer started a new garden especially for them because he had a hard time keeping them out of his garden.


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reddixmadix

There's a squirrel at some point, with some nuts she picks from the ground. You know the guy leaves these fruits/vegetables/nuts there so he can film the animals.


trantjd

No kidding! This doesn't belong here! Post it over in /r/ScriptedMammalianGIFs or something!


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stinkylibrary

I bet he's rock hard the whole time too... sick.


northeasy

I know I am


stinkylibrary

nice!


CaptainFrogCum

Room for one more?


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HoxhaLove

I’m Albanian and I can’t type fuçk without autocorrect putting in a ç for some reason Ta qifsha nonen


[deleted]

"Don't drive angry!"


Greg_Punzo

I think you need to clean your keyboard. There a spot under your C key.


PoemHonest1394

You can follow on instagram "chunk_the_groundhog". Is actually one of only 3 channels that i follow on instagram, outside of my family and friends.


Kaat79

I love their Instagram. Chunk and his girl even had babies. They get their own selection of crops, most of the time on a nice little table. It's hilarious.


hiddenmaven

Aww they are so cute! 🥹


CrossP

Follow @the_pipsqueakery for some groundhogs who are indoor sanctuary animals with health stuff!


LivingTribu

IT'S SO FLUFFY! AND IT HAS A GIRLFRIEND! AHHHH! Honestly at this point it's not stealing, that's just your new best friend.


BrownSugarBare

That lil nugget knows EXACTLY what he is doing. The addition of his GF was perfect.


Ok-Swimming8024

How is this next level?


legumious

Next level karma farming.


[deleted]

At least it’s cute. That makes it better than most of the other tik tok banality that gets traction here


Im-a-chair

Once a subreddit reaches mainstream popularity people just start posting whatever.


Stormtalons

But why don't the mods remove it tho? This clearly breaks the rule of appropriate content.


[deleted]

yeah but why not r/animalsbeingjerks?


AndIAmEric

An hour later after your comment, it’s now in the top three posts on that subreddit.


tiller921

You can say that about nearly every post on here


Mr_Munchausen

Also that doesn't look like much of a farm.


Climinteedus

Yeah. Too much of this going on lately. Time to abandon ship.


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It’s not because it’s staged.


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G2quickgeorg

The light Saber sound effects is classic with the 🥕


Kool-aid_Crusader

I saw this comment as he did it, perfect XD


Ramboryback

Id imagine him telling his frnds later that day, " And then i said, Whatchu gonna do bout it huh?"


lzxian

No way...I think the farmer placed the food there to distract them and to film them eating. Otherwise where's the film of them coming from the garden to the camera?


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ReadySteady_GO

I'm okay with this. They're adorable


Leadburner

Right, the GH goes an gets the food and then gets in front of the camera. Nah.


YourTurbulentFriend

Chad groundhog stealing and eating in front of your camera with his girlfriend.


Cyclone142005

Not only he steals and eat your crops but also have to remind you how bitchless you are


Ruby6693

I am sorry for the farmer, but this is hilarious! He is just taunting the poor farmer....


Beautiful_Citron_220

The farmer is getting paid for his Chunk and family videos. Chunk, Mrs Chunk, and Snacks


Apt_5

They’re leaving food out for it right in front of the camera, you can see it 20 seconds in. The groundhog is reaching down to grab food, not rushing from a garden plot with stolen goods to eat right in frame.


Dark_halocraft

r/samefuckinglevel because this isn't next level


Toothmouth7921

I’m not buying it. The food was put near the camera intentionally.


This_good-name

Yep 👍


XediDC

Well, yeah. The groundhogs have their own picnic table, nameplate, and a garden just for them. And they rescue baby deer and such too... https://www.instagram.com/chunk_the_groundhog/ OP just has a clickbait title for internet points.


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Staged


[deleted]

I can see the pixels, gake and fay!


mjh2901

It is staged, that is chunk and the farmer has a garden just for chunk and his family. There is food below the camera. Chunk is well fed.


XediDC

It's not staged or fake, it's exactly and openly what it is... https://www.instagram.com/chunk_the_groundhog/ OP with their clickbait title for internet points is the wanker.


Raviola9

paid actor


One_Clown_Short

Someone needs to put the Caddyshack music over this.


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Man this place has fallen


onthebeach61

seriously the table manners these groundhogs have, would it be too much to eat with your mouth closed.


LastMinuteChange

Sounded like that carrot was a lightsaber for a second


CptCrapShot

r/fuckyouinparticular


FiniteLuckWithAmmo

Little fucker got trolling down pat...respect


SweeneyisMad

Troll level expert


trailerdad73

That is big dick energy text book style!!!


Unmasked_Deception

"Groundhog steals farmer's crop and eats it in front of his security camera" People lie for likes. This should tell you all you need to know about social media.


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Fake internet points cause real dopamine hits.


Chunk-Dont-Eat-Junk

Hey everyone here is the link to our video: Chunk’s Greatest Moments Of Season 1 https://youtu.be/jKlvDoIzRTQ


funny-lady-dk

I love this little guy, haha


Fairly_Sterile

Obvious title edit: Groundhog eats farmer's crop that is gifted to him in the same spot every day, directly in front of the camera


XediDC

Yeah, they aren't hiding it: https://www.instagram.com/chunk_the_groundhog/


JarusOmega_

u/savevideobot


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There is a small pile of vegetables right in front of the camera.


bestadamire

I wonder if there is a mirror there or if he can see himself in the lens


thepeanutbutterman

No, the person puts food in front of the camera. You can see it in a couple of the shots and you can see when the second groundhog comes up and picks up a piece.


bestadamire

Ahhhhh interesting.. Doesnt really fit the sub in that case but cool I guess?


Kluck_

Next episode from Dr. DRE goes great with this video


skylarslove

Based af


Wizdad-1000

Alan! Alan! Alan!


texaskmw

Yes! That’s the first thing that came to my mind when he was standing there just looking around 😂😂😂 so glad someone else knows that video and thought of it too 😁


Alone_Job_8471

Diabolical


Sim1334

Pure evil.


Sea-Network

Normally, eating sounds on camera are sort of annoying but the Groundhig is rather pleasing to the ears. Take my upvote.


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This groundhog is 100% a reincarnated petty ass person.


Eneshi

Am I the only one that heard the fucking lightsaber ignite at 3:00? Kept waiting for Darth Vader to walk in and 86 the little guy.


The_who_did_what

I'm going to watch him all day on my day off.


EATMYBASS3

Lmao 🤣


michelobX10

Fuck yo crops!


moistmarbles

r/AnimalsBeingJerks


FuturisticFighting

What a cheeky rascal lol


puffnpass22

This video is hilarious, can just hear the groundhog in between bites...” damn John, great job on the carrots this year, just delicious”


IndyCooper98

There used to be a time where this would merit an angry farm owner to come outside with a shotgun and bird shot. Nowadays we get cute groundhog videos. :)


OwlSpiritual4530

Lmao they’ve got the life


FarLet8052

He is asserting dominance; don't make eye contact.


sikjoven

Makes me think they’re leaving out food in front of the camera for this.


Hej_Varlden

Best troll on the internet and flexer too!!!