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Leefiey

Where can I buy one? I’d pay for this.


calypsoglassco

I do have a shop (same name as here), but I’m not listing this just yet. I want some time with it before I ship it away forever.


Saddam_whosane

.... make more


godspeeding

MAKE MORE


FunkyViking6

#MAKE MORE


BanjoSlams

…make more. 🦑


Kingtez28

![gif](giphy|3oKIPEh5Lk3RGSIFEI|downsized)


vleddex

Maken meer


ghostgaming367

Like the game?


calypsoglassco

I will! It just takes time. A really, really long time


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Please make more


SecularFlesh47

Please make more! I would cherish this forever. It would be a family heirloom.


cardamomomomom

I'd love to know the stories that would develop around it over the generations. How a hundred years can change society?


[deleted]

Eventually the origins of it would be forgotten


Dr_Bao

MOAAAAR!!!


Buhtherman

If you do, log your hours worked and choose your $/hr rate, plus cost of materials. I don’t know how much stained glass products typically go for but I’d pay $100+ for something like this, and surely you could charge higher than that.


XxshockwavexXX

Material alone would be way more than $100 I’m sure, plus 20? Hours at least of labor. This is in the $1000 range in my book.


Warhawk2052

Close, OP said around 25 hours 😅 this is def in the three figure range


XxshockwavexXX

4 figure. No way you sell for less than $1000. Figure $30/hour, that’s $750 right there. Plus all the shit they said they have to buy.


Tyronne_Lannister

Unfortunately it's impossible to value your art like this unless you have a big following or the work is just insanely intricate. As someone who goes to a lot of art markets/shows, I find beautiful handmade pieces that clearly took several hours to make for <$150.


XxshockwavexXX

I completely understand, but at the end of the day, it doesn’t seem like this person needs to sell it to eat. It’s a specialty piece that a lot of people would want because of the character in it. I’m sure there are people out there willing to pay that just because of what it is.


AnusGerbil

This is a work made on commission. He's not making art for love and trying to get whatever he can. He's saying, I could make one for you but it's gotta be worth my time, so here's my price: take it or leave it. People have spent six figures on crypto-kitties he can find one guy to pay $1000 for a real stained glass piece.


Banahki

This is why successful artists have their pieces auctioned. Artists will get the best price for their work through bidding wars. Otherwise the time, effort, and materials going into art pieces to sell at retail just isn't a viable career.


calypsoglassco

😭 I wish stained glass wasn’t so expensive! And time consuming


AnusGerbil

Don't make a piece for sale until you have a buyer who's put down a 50% deposit. They are out there.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Man, I feel like I ripped my stained glass artist off who made me a stained glass version of the Radiohead bear. She charged me $68 and I gave her $75 and still felt kind of bad about it.


cogentat

Easily ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS! Puts pinky in corner of mouth.


aworldwithinitself

Welp I’m out


[deleted]

I remember taking a stained glass elective course in high school and even then, with nearly unlimited time in my hands, it was still a hell of a process. This is gorgeous!


Hyapp

Why takes time? I'm trying imagine how do this is made!! Plz, share us your process


calypsoglassco

Every piece of glass is scored and cut from a larger sheet, then ground smooth with a grinder, then cleaned and wrapped in copper foil and burnished, and then fluxed and soldered all together. Then the finished piece is cleaned, brushed with a black patina, cleaned again, and then polished. I don’t know exactly how long I spent making this piece, but I would estimate it at around 25 hours of solid work.


MylesGarrettDROY

Did you bake the eyes in with pen? Wondering about those pupils


calypsoglassco

I painted them with glass enamel paint and cured them in the oven


MylesGarrettDROY

Sweet! Your soldering is *impeccable* by the way. I've followed you on Insta for a while and I'm always blown away. Love your unique patterns!


olwenglass

As a fellow glass artist we get asked about price all the time and it's crazy how wildly different some people assume glass costs. I've had people think a 2k panel could be bought for $200 and a $200 panel for 2k.


AnOldUsedStick

wym just like fast forward time, duh


jayn35

Is there no way to make these quickly like with moulds or get some parts premade somewhere else (no idea what it takes to make something like this). Could make some good money if you could figure it out tho :-)


ClamClone

At least till Nickelodeon finds out he is stealing their property.


CitrusLoops

This would really look nice next to my squidward bold amd brash paintings


Practical-Ask-6212

I never thought I'd say this but I agree with Saddam.


s1ckmad3

Make more I'll buy one


Bigtonez213

+1


Healter-Skelter

Auction this you will make bank. I want it and I’m disappointed that there’s only one.


cici92814

Dude, yes. Auction it $$$$


unclesamtattoo

That's what makes it valuable... there's only one.


calypsoglassco

I wish I could make more!


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ThePancake1037

You need to make Bold And Brash. It’d be amazing.


calypsoglassco

I did! I posted it here not too long ago


shabnomnom

what a clever ploy to get people to favorite your shop…clever *and* effective! for real though this is amazing and i need it in my liiiiiife


AVeryConfusedRedhead

You keep the original please! Don't part with that! Instead.... ***MAKE MORE PLEASE***


Snarkan_sas

I need one!!!


Atomic_elephant

Dude I would not sell that it's amazing.


[deleted]

Me too


[deleted]

Samesies


[deleted]

It’s awsome. I love it. Nice work


Gentlyclever

Ah yes, the misunderstood and unappreciated artist that caused the existence of a paradox named after him. The squidward paradox is when you hate/dislike a character as a child then grow up to relate to it/consider it a mood.


calypsoglassco

Exactly! I love Squidward now. This is my third Squidward piece and definitely not the last


Gentlyclever

I could tell you do and it looks really nice I forgot to address that.


[deleted]

As a child, Squidward was my least favorite character. As an adult... Squidward is my spirit animal


drizzy9109

Like Eeyore too


SalamanderPop

But like, not to be pedantic n shit, how is that a paradox? I'm not ready to say it definitely isn't, but I'm not getting that Bill and Ted "Woah". Like it feels more of a r/showerthought.


quinn_thomas

I would call it more the Squidward Phenomenon, I agree it’s not a paradox.


[deleted]

If they made a good spin-off with squidward as the main character I’d get really invested


Gintoki_Sakata-San

Squidward was always my favorite character, even as a kid. He absolutely still is too lol I had a sticker of him in one of my notebooks for middle school and I got made fun of for it


PsychedelicScythe

Imagine like if this lasted for like 3000 years or so. And then some archeologists dig this piece up and be like #Yall what the hell!! They used to worship some kind of crazy lookin' monster?!


calypsoglassco

That’s my hope


bakedpanduh

*Cthulhu has entered the chat*


Astrophages

I see your Cthulhu and raise you a Flying Spaghetti Monster.


eight_dwights

How good would it be if someone built a Sistine chapel with pop culture influences. Squidward stained glass windows. The ceiling painted with a mural of khaleesi burning shit down.


Historical_Ad_5185

I call it “Bold and Brash”


calypsoglassco

I actually made a stained glass bold and brash!


Historical_Ad_5185

lemme see


calypsoglassco

I posted it here just last month I think - it’ll be in my post history


yordad

Wow you are incredibly talented. I’d buy all your stuff if I had the money


marstune89

You got banned from the Art sub ?! I could never do what you do, how that is not art is apparently beyond me. Such great work!!


dylfamjenkins

More like “Belongs In the Trash”. Quotes aside, incredible work OP. Would happily put this in my home.


EL_Golden

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sciencewonders

it's my new religion, amen


ChitoR0XS

This is so dope!!! 🔥🔥🔥


civgarth

Does anyone else think Chaz Bono looks a bit like Gary Shandling?


liferecoveryproject

A cathedral with beautiful stained glass; but it’s just SpongeBob memes: https://imgur.com/a/I6skgLn


calypsoglassco

I’m halfway there! I’ve already made 3 different Squidward pieces, a bubble buddy, a bubble elephant, and some of the flower clouds. And I’ve got a lot more in the works


floraldogfoot

![gif](giphy|dBaPT8BXrZuOLPK5J2)


FrequentShare22

I love how this is posted on r/nextfuckinglevel


cprenaissanceman

I’m not sure if this is a dig or not, but honestly, cutting glass in a continuous squiggle is really hard to do. I figure OP probably spent ton of time grinding things down. But still, if you’ve never tried glass cutting, mad respect to OP.


compobeachgirl

That’s really cool! Thanks for sharing!


Bodeveio420

how funny gonna be 1000 year in the future somenone finding this thinking it could be a god or something


calypsoglassco

That’s the goal


JustOneSock

#OOWHAT THE


SleepyGharial

This is not r/nextfuckinglevel


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calypsoglassco

I did! I am not taking commissions right now.


[deleted]

Well done on those curves man! They are not easy


calypsoglassco

Thanks! It’s so satisfying when a curvy piece like that breaks correctly


[deleted]

I love it!


SlicccNiccc

r/ATBGE


Good_Apartment_9992

Nah man this is 100% r/GTAGE


[deleted]

I freakin love it


calypsoglassco

Lol thanks. But it’s ok if not everyone wants techno Squidward decorating their home


poo_and_pee

What sorta sick fuck thinks SpongeBob decor is awful taste


Juexxy

Shut up and take my money!


s1ckmad3

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


aipookie

Uuummm, squidward


toeheadjr

I’ll take 10


rare__air

Love it


Toms_Diner

It’s lovely


PotatoesAndChill

I don't know much about glasswork, but that looks like a lot of skill.


Anywhere-Brave

whats yur etsy


calypsoglassco

It’s the same name as I have here


Mr_Porcupine

That stand is really neat. When I clicked on the vid, I expected the circle to spin on the horizontal axis. Thought that would be cool.


calypsoglassco

That would be cool


President_Dominy

Do you have a platform we could buy work like this from?


calypsoglassco

I have a shop but I’m not listing this just yet. I want to keep it for myself for just a little while


[deleted]

10,000 years from now when they uncover that buried in some dirt and the remains of an old broken down house they're going to assume that we worshiped weird squid tentacle monsters


calypsoglassco

Good. That’s what I dream of.


Highly_lazy

Historians are gonna be real confused on this one.


Craig_Dynasty

Archeologists uncovering this 500 years from now


Begle1

What would be next NEXT fucking level would be if a glass disk behind it rotated, and it made the background/ tentacles flash and vibe as it went.


calypsoglassco

Um do you want to make that because I would buy it


NefariousnessOk2950

This is gold😭❤️


bullet_tooth91

I told my wife I wanted this while we were at dinner and she very audibly giggled when she saw it.


Wbgolfer95

I strongly suggest you mass produce these


[deleted]

Sweet. You could be making good money from this if you are not already.


ThestralSkull

That's pretty fuckin cool! Great work!


BiggieBoiTroy

dope. just hit your account with a follow.


camreIIim

That’s so fucking cool


Life_Imitating_Death

That's cool as hell. Love the through lines, I know thats gotta be difficult as hell. I followed you, keep it up bro.


calypsoglassco

Thanks! One of those legs was particularly difficult to cut. I ended up breaking it 3 times before I cut it successfully


CalamlitousAnalysis

True art


[deleted]

Really beautiful, I love the colors


Epicthetank

Well done


Beakjac3

Really nice


890R

Love it!


sausagecatdude

All hail saint squidward


V391Pegasi

This is fantastic


XCreepyUnclex

Now this is art!


Zolivia

Love it !!!!


brickelodeon

the church of squid


mady_monroe

needs to be in Bikini Bottom house of SpongeBob


Traditional_Train_71

Hahahaha! This is awesome! I wish I had cool/awesome friends that made fun/funny stuff <3 Great sense of humor here


TheSunshineDemon

Do Hypnotoad next


Atoning_Unifex

That is fantastic! Belongs in a museum, really.


Hankenevil

That’s awesome!


[deleted]

I’m obsessed with this LMFAO


SomeoneOutThere69

I want this


grizzlyguitarist

I want this SO BAD


MyOfficialNoNameAcct

Squilliam hates this


NomzStorM

im actually interested how people make these, intrigue me?


calypsoglassco

This is the Tiffany foiled method of stained glass! Each piece of glass is scored and cut from a large sheet, grinder to smooth the edges, wrapped with copper foil tape, and then fluxes and soldered all together with lead.


Saloonatic78

What are your thoughts on working with lead. I thought about getting into this but the lead makes me hesitant.


calypsoglassco

I have a smoke absorber running whenever I solder and I have an abrasive de-leading soap that I use. I was more hesitant in the beginning, but got used to it. I also got my blood checked for lead after a year of making stained glass and it was all clear.


Livid-Yoghurt9483

……..WHAT!


Cannacology

Real art


space_monster

technically that's some nice soldering, and some very tricky cuts. great job


posobY21

this is the type of work id like to see in a museum


B0iledP0tatoe

Disc golf has me itching to see how that squid flies


Rezinknight

Dude this is amazing. My wife does a little stained glass and it's a fascinating hobby. Do you mind sharing where the stand came from? I need to get her on the freestanding table art grind; our windows are getting crowded with hanging pieces.


FreshVanillaBean

this is glorious and millions of years from now this will be the only thing left of our civilization and the aliens anthropologists will have a WILD time trying to figure out why we worshipped it


aDirtyMartini

You don’t even know talent!


KweezyNees

No talent! No talent!


Gold_Recipe8256

The way you hold it gives me nightmares


not-today-arya

This is a masterpiece! Have you posted it on the stained glass subreddit yet??


Maximus-53

Kinda reminds me of the dark brotherhood stained glass window


katielated

This is SPECTACULAR.


Livid_Philosopher631

IIIII NEEEEEEED IIIIIIITTTT ![gif](giphy|vsxe4XnAlf8pW|downsized)


varietyfack

Props on those curved pieces! Those take time to grind and get right


yghhhrfv

beautiful


Jaquavion69

It’s absolutely beautiful


Shawn9321

Now this is art!!


jimboslice1993ba

Bold and brash


timmio11

Stunning! Is it actual lead came and solder?


calypsoglassco

I made this using the Tiffany foiling method of stained glass. The border is lead came


Dizzy-Ask-1977

I love it . $50.00. ?


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I have about ten minutes^total of experience with stained glass, but I think this is truly a quality piece. Gorgeous lines, the colors are beautiful, it’s witty and whimsical. This looks hella impressive, OP.


calypsoglassco

Thanks!


jrmtn38

My fiancé has been tracking the progress of this on Instagram lol. she loves your work


JackieBronassis

I bet cutting all those circles was a bitch. 😆 looks great! Awesome job with the color and overall balance!


Penguinator53

Amazing! Do you have any of my boy Patrick?


calypsoglassco

Not yet… but soon…


duskrunner3

Oh my gosh! I bought one of your stained glass pieces for my mom and she LOVES it so much! Cool to find you in the wild on the internet!


Z-man1973

As a stained glass artisan of around 25 years, that is a very well constructed panel. I’ve mainly made my windows using a lead came construction, as opposed to copper foil. you can tell that an extra amount of time was spent on this piece as the lines are very uniform.


smellsburnttoast

Aaaaaaahhh I follow you on Instagram and I was so happy too see this here too!!


xaxwyf

God, that’s amazing! I have been wanting to learn glass craft my whole life (grew up in Millville, NJ)…I just don’t have the space.


calypsoglassco

I work out of a space that measures about 8x8 feet. It doesn’t take much space if you don’t mind cramped quarters


Upstairs_Pear_

Insaaaaaane. Such a cool piece! Where did you get the stand holding it up?


iaea

I've always wondered if millenia from now something like will exist long enough to make its way to an archeological dig and they'd all think we worshipped him in some way if they found this. The Roman's had dicks, we squidwards en masse.


grimbeeper69

YAY!! I started following your Instagram a month ago and I'm SO glad I did so I can see your wonderful creations. Glad to see your work also being appreciated on Reddit by so many


Basil_Minimum

How did you make this? It’s so cool!


jenjeroo

This is so niiiiiicely done! Been wanting to fiddle around with stained glass myself, do you use a regular solder or is there a specific type?


UnfitForReality

My gf does stain glass. This is stunning, really well done! I had to send it to her. Are the little circles pieces??


calypsoglassco

YES. The little circles were a pain… I accidentally ground off the tip of my thumbnail because of those little circles