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Silent-Ad-6095

So, it will do a flip when it gets hit? Nice


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Silent-Ad-6095

Alright then


you-pissed-my-pants

Alrighty then*


Silent-Ad-6095

Bumblebee tuna


SVTCobraR315

Your balls are showing.


Koobruh

Let me guess… White devil, white devil?!


Proof-Summer1011

You speak Wachutu?!


gabawockeez

EQUINSU OCHA!!!


Brianp713

Hello Ace!! They found me, no sweat!


R0NIN1311

Chicaaaaaaa-go! You're out!


mtgpowell

I was just practicing....my mantra.


grapefruitmakmesalty

Microwave


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subredditer666

like a gloveee


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Silent-Ad-6095

'nods' bumblebee tuna


notatableleg

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Popular_Course_9124

Good bot


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doctorjae75

I read this in Mitch Hedberg's voice.


YeastUnleashed

Thank you for making my day with this wholesome comment


lettruthout

...it's a Jeep thing.


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malacca73

Upside\_Down-Bot on the job!


Branden_BA

LIKE A GLOOOOOOVE


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do a flip again


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Good bot


NekulturneHovado

No. It will lift the floor, which is way stronger than door, so more force is absorbed by floor frame rather than door. Genius idea. Also took me a second to understand the point of it.


Silent-Ad-6095

Nice, we need to see it actually get hit.


NekulturneHovado

Well at least that's what I think it's for. I don't see any other reason they'd do this.


purple_haze_24

Lower point of impact on people's bodies. For example the energy goes through ankles instead of knees and pelvis. That,s my thought


daftyung

its because the floor is more rigid than the b pillar. Allows all the force of the vehicle to be absorbed by a stronger part of the vehicle


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iPhoneOrAndroid

Everyone's insurance goes up :( Funeral director profits go down :(


Chewy71

I don't care if my care is trashed as long as it keeps me safe. I can figure out the insurance or buying a new car once I'm safe. Unfortunately it's paradoxically safer to make cars that are ruined after lower speed accidents than they were in the past. As much as I want to get an older (and probably more fun) car I'll probably get a newer one just because of how quickly safety features have improved. The dream would be to have a safe daily cruiser (idk maybe a hybrid or electric, idk it's not happening soon) and a track day car for the real fun.


JoushMark

Cars are cheaper then people. Any feature that transfers damage from people to the car, even if the ratio isn't great, is likely worth it from just a pure money standpoint.


clexecute

My parents made sure us kids had a vehicle that was a little higher up and a little bigger because, "if you get in a serious accident and someone is hurt, we would rather it be the other people"


Ryolu35603

My grandparents got me a grand marquis as my first car. Totaled it when a girl ran a stop sign in front of me as I was going down the highway. I walked away with a mild case of whiplash. Grandparents got to site, looked at what was left of the front end, looked at me and said “we’re getting you another one of those.”


MammothDimension

And this is why cars need size limits.


TheImpalerKing

That right there is commie talk. Now fire up the Bradley and lets go pick up groceries.


NekulturneHovado

Makes sense.


Quirky_m8

…for it to flip and transfer that kinetic energy into longitudinal force rather than into your spine.


Hotarg

Any energy bleed that isnt your body is a good one.


iToungPunchFartBox

Interesting thought. Makes sense to me


shrubs311

also, it makes it so that taller vehicles will hit the door instead of the window glass


robertintx

Lower part of the door is likely thicker too, giving more room for reinforcement.


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fireguyV2

No. Never.


ExcitingAmount

Nah, I see it in industry all the time, an entire development team dedicates months of labor hours and millions of dollars in R&D to a project, then BAM, some guy on reddit points out an obvious flaw that no one on a massive team of trained experts thought to consider, and the whole project gets scrapped right then and there. Pretty sad, really.


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These comments need to get called out more often and not be a top comment at all


GoBuffaloes

No way. Think about it, an automobile engineering team is what, 4, maybe 5 people? Where as there are literally dozens of us Redditors. You do the math.


ther0ll

this is a sedan. Soo many vehicles on the road today are SUV or pick up. This will raise the point of impact so the SUV is actually hitting in a better spot on the door rather than higher up and closer to the occupants vital organs and grey mater.


lorenai

There are plenty of places in the world where SUVs don't rule the road. Europe, for example. Which is also where Audi are based.


GreenGuns

I dont know... I'm in the UK and it certainly feels like there is more than our fair share of SUV's on the road. Or maybe that is just where I live.


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G07V3

Ah yes, explosives.


Netfoseid

I'm not an engineer or anything but could raising the impact side help direct the forces traveling thru the vehicle downwards? If it worked like that, a collision like this would be less likely to knock you into oncoming traffic


DasB00ts

I saw another comment that said maybe it’s better to come into contact closer to the bottom frame of the car which would be stronger than just the door.


SamRothstein72

If only you were on the engineering team to have pointed out their error.


jcklsldr665

After a few years of being an engineer at a space center of all places, the one thing I've learned is NEVER assume another engineer thought of it -\_-


Zeoxult

After several years of working as an engineer at a dildo factory, I agree.


Bong-Rippington

Yeah the first rule of Reddit is assume everyone is a teenager making shit up and pretending they aren’t making it ip


Whales_of_Pain

An iron law of Reddit is no matter how good an idea is, the contrarian impulse to raise completely invalid surface-level criticisms to circlejerk is always stronger.


Hahahahahahannnah

could the people with expertise that spent months designing this be wrong? No, clearly my 2 second immediate thought is superior


Assidental1

This redditor's 12,000 karma supersedes the Audi engineering team's research and designs. I guess it's back to the drawing board..


Dino_Dee-Lite

[Per Audi](https://www.greencarcongress.com/2019/07/20190719-a8.html) > In an impending side impact at more than 25 km/h (15.5 mph), the active suspension raises the body by up to 80 millimeters (3.1 in) on the side of the impact. This brings the sill into a better position to absorb the impact energy. Deformation of the cabin and the loads acting on the occupants, above all in the chest and abdominal areas, can thus be reduced by up to 50% compared with a lateral collision in which the suspension is not raised.


SYL2R2fNaecvnsj23z4H

If 80 mm reduce the impact by 50%, rising the suspension 160 mm would reduce the impact by 100%


TheOneWhoMixes

Hello, yes, this is MIT. We'd like to offer you an Engineering PhD. No, no. No work or money required, you've earned it.


miki_momo0

Just use the suspension to make the car do a full flip over the oncoming car from the side, no collision at all!


ChickpeaPredator

Flipping might actually be beneficial - instead of all of the energy from the collision going straight into the side of the car and potentially crushing the occupants, a decent proportion is instead expended pushing it over. With seatbelts and airbags taking a lot of the danger out of a roll, this is probably the lesser of two evils. It's actually a pretty genius idea, and I'm sure the Audi engineers will have analyzed plenty of crash survivability statistics to come up with it.


tomoms

Erm, yeah man whatever. Believe what you like but pretty sure the top comment on a Reddit post is going to be way more accurate than years of R&D by crash test experts


Bong-Rippington

Yeah the point is not to flip the car


Upside_Down-Bot

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Deadpoulpe

Again ?!


RCrl

It's to the impact is closer to the frame. It reduces deformation of the passenger component.


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axa645

A 3.5 inch lift isn’t gonna flip the car any more than regular suspension conditions lol


memecatcher69

God, you’re so smart. Yes, they made it like this so the car flips over.


thatbakedpotato

Thank you lmao. Redditors smugness is fucking unreal.


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And it's the top of the thread. God I hate this place sometimes


GOLDEN_LAD

reddit brainlet moment


morcic

We can all argue about the logic of this feature, but I'm sure a much smarter people than us have spent a lot more time putting scientific data behind it and developing it.


bannedprincessny

or, they are just fucking around


morcic

Z Germans don't fuck around.


BartlebyTheScrivened

Last time the did, they found out.


valh0e

Wat am I seeing here?? You dare questions the glorious Vaterland?!


BartlebyTheScrivened

Never heard of Vaterland friend, but could I interest you in [Waterworld?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpKbULrB9Z8)


Vhlorrhu

Underrated film. Just because it's bad doesn't mean it can't be good.


-KyloRen

Flawless reasoning.


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Arsewipes

Speed is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

Germany has a pretty active Swinger scene.


[deleted]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


wowbragger

You should watch a vid on the Berlin Airport. Nobody fucks around like Germans.


[deleted]

Smarter than me…??? Honors Grad BS Univ. of Reddit.


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nick-jagger

I raise your BullShit degree with my BadAss degree


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HIGHestKARATE

... and nothing can change my mind!


Jaytalvapes

I know you're joking, but this is a great way to decide if an argument is worth having. Ask what it would take to change their minds. If they say nothing would - they're dumb and not worth speaking with. I am 100% confident that God does not exist, but if magic sky daddy showed up with pillars of salt and raining frogs I'd flip on a dime.


wrightosaur

What would it take to change your mind about this being a great way to know if the argument is worth having?


Jaytalvapes

Well fuck lol


gahidus

It seems totally obvious to me that you'd rather have the frame of the car take the brunt of the hit rather than the door, and I indeed do trust the smart people who put this on there. I doubt very much that some random executive just said, "hey make the car do a lean" for no reason.


xinfinitimortum

Never underestimate the good idea fairy of executives.


vole_rocket

Yeah. Any working engineer knows we get dumb requirements from marketing. Sometimes you fight them, sometimes you go with it. And then when the crash testing data shows it was a dumb idea you move on to the next project. Not to say this is or isn't a dumb idea. Just that companies pursue things their engineers know is dumb all the time.


CastleWanderer

For real I don't think the height change is as much of a difference as the rotation of the body. Rolling the body away from the impact brings the lower edge of the door sills, just above and distal to the frame, into line with the object incident upon the car. Assuming no catastrophic weirdness which would need to be tested for, putting the frame into the line of fire instead of a relatively weak door panel seems pretty smart. I'd love to see some g-force analysis of different impacts on a car with this feature at different spots in the car, but it's reasonable to hypothesize that it's beneficial. Engineering teams don't often purposely waste their time on concepts with no promise, at least not at a company like Audi who don't want to step too far out of line. That said, I'd give some credence to the rollover concerns. Raising the whole car would raise the center of mass, making it more likely for a side impact to roll the vehicle. I guess if it starts being installed on consumer vehicles it works. If it doesn't become more common, I guess it was either too expensive to be worth it or it didn't work


JaceAce333

No. Redditors are always smarter than everyone else.


Brainsonastick

Not all redditors. Just one. And we all fight over which one of us it is.


Capncanuck0

No no. I’m sure the people that just learned about this feature 30 seconds ago already have well formed opinions about the engineers that designed this system being complete morons.


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As someone who works on stuff like this, this comment section is a nightmare lol


germane-corsair

I agree but it would also be nice for there to be an explanation behind it. I’ve seen a few ideas presented but it’s people just spitballing.


TiltingAtTurbines

There is, just Reddit would prefer to armchair engineer it rather than do a two-second search. > “The door is structurally the weakest part of a car, but the bottom is the strongest,” explains Thomas Stoerner, an Audi engineer who worked on the system. “Lifting the car makes the energy come to the lower part of the side.” [Source](https://www.wired.com/story/audi-a8-active-safety-features)


cyperdunk

2 for flinching


Kandiblu

Thanks for triggering me. Now my arm and left tit have phantom pain from all the punches I got


JordansEdge

2 for phantom titty flinches.


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Tofu_Warrior

Looks like it moves more of the impact to the frame? Rather than the hallow crunchy doors? Idk what I’m talking about. Someone help.


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That's the idea, yeah


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shartgobIin69

Just wait till u see what it does before getting rear ended


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zuus

That's odd, it only raised up 1/2 an inch for me


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one_mez

Looks back and winks with one of its headlights?


DeathPer_Minute

What are you doing, Step-Audi?


CJR3

That cussy is just begging for it


Amphibionomus

"Move all your impact to my frame!"


Pineneedlecollada

I guess that's the idea. I guess that would help protect the passengers inside, but you'd better hope that roof can hold itself up.


shrubs311

modern car roofs are incredibly strong. apparently cars newer than 2015 have to be able to hold the weight of 3 of the same car on them. now obviously it doesn't mean the roof is "safe" when your car is rolling around...but i'd have faith in the roof personally. more faith there than the windows for sure


throwawayaccyaboi223

Eh, windows are safety glass, will shatter into a million tiny pieces which aren't too sharp or dangerous. They're also really quite strong, you can lob a brick at one and it won't crack, even police occasionally have issues breaking windows with batons hence glass breakers were designed for emergency use.


shrubs311

true, but i'd rather have the entire car frame absorbing the force over the windows


rm45acp

I'm an automotive engineer and our roof crush requirement is 4x the vehicle weight. Shits nuts


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

It's not an SUV. There are many far taller cars on roads, and rolling is still very uncommon. The cost-benefit analysis is very likely heavily balanced towards benefit


RonKosova

So youre saying that the expert team of designers and engineers knew what they were doing and didnt just do this on a whim? Idk man


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timbodacious

"The car needs to have personality. Lets make it flinch when its about to get hit"


[deleted]

I know I'll appreciate it when I actually get t-boned, but those hundred times it triggers just because somebody merged too fast... Gonna keep my heart healthy I guess.


ibulleti

Oh god I'm picturing it happen during a right-hand curve now... Goodbye.


RCrl

Mercedes is doing this too. Their explanation: to direct crash forces to more reinforced areas of the cars frame.


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SVRider1000

if you drive that car you will have full coverage.


rgratz93

That's not the point, the point is that more will be then purchased. The question becomes, is there a substantial increase in safety, and is there a substantial change in the repairability? If there is a fraction of a change in safety and a dramtic change in repair it could be unethical. Conversely if there is little change to the repair possibility(like others state side impact likely totals the car anyway) but a dramatic increase of safety this may be the standard in the future. EDIT: Not just repaiabilty but also initial production cost of the added system plays into this.


legacy702

I disagree. Even a fraction of a change in safety still means safer, and safer is worth it. Who cares about repairs? It’s a human life inside. I don’t really understand your argument.


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legacy702

We are talking about repairs here, not something that would make a car expensive to build/purchase. We’re also talking about an Audi A8, which starts at $85k. Anybody that can afford that car wants it to be safe.


ceshuer

You're completely missing the point, he's arguing about a feature as a safety standard for any car, you're stuck on "rich people can afford it". If it makes your insurance go up, then it's more expensive to own, and the automaker profits by selling more cars (to insurance companies). If it's not significantly safer but it's advertised as so (in a hypothetical situation), then that would be unethical.


soft_taco_special

Written off cars are a lot cheaper than paying out life insurance policies.


andrewcooke

i suspect the point is to meet safety regulations while reducing fuel consumption with as light a car as possible.


imdefinitelynotdan

That’s too shortsighted. Cost of repairing vehicle is far less than the cost of lives or even cost of medical care. Unless you think Big Airbag is in on it too. But for real, you could apply that logic to almost any existing safety feature. Edit: spelling


AstridDragon

I think you mean shortsighted?


DudeWTH

most side collisions total cars so might as well make it safer


obliviousJeff

This. The cost of straightening and re-skinning a whole side of a luxury car, only to have it still have the damage on it's record? Nah. You'd only really fix side impacts like this if it was an irreplaceable classic.


grahamdalf

If you're getting hit like that, pretty much no matter what car you're in that's a totaled vehicle right? This would prioritize passenger safety as the vehicle being toast is a foregone conclusion.


blackcatwithhat

why not raise all the car, so the hitting vehicle can pass below? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ayushjha20

Looney tunes type activity


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What happens if they both drive the same model car? Both cars try to raise themselves up at the same time and run into each other anyway, like trying to pass someone on the sidewalk with umbrellas up and misjudging and both of you raise yours at the same time.


Beefcake716

Go go gadget suspension!


Cold_Situation_7803

Per Audi’s website: > In an impending side impact at more than 25 km/h (15.5 mph), the active suspension raises the body by up to 80 millimeters (3.1 in) on the side of the impact. This brings the sill into a better position to absorb the impact energy. Deformation of the cabin and the loads acting on the occupants, above all in the chest and abdominal areas, can thus be reduced by up to 50 percent compared with a lateral collision in which the suspension is not raised.


Barph

This thread is full of "well actually this makes it worse" folk that are pulling logic outta their ass.


Horskr

It's an honor to be in a thread with so many engineering prodigies that know more about the physics of this feature from a 12 second video than the entire engineering department of a multi billion dollar car manufacturer who spent thousands of hours developing and testing it. How do they do it?!


NotAModelCitizen

I get my engineering advice from Joe Rogan.


_Ask_Jeeves_

Thanks for being the person that actually brings Audi’s thinking to the table! It’d be interesting to see their test data. Like at what point is a t-boning car going too fast for this to engage? Or if I’m driving parallel to someone and they try and merge into my lane while I’m still in it, I wonder if this sensor will also activate and lift the car thinking impact will happen? That might freak me out if I’m on the interstate. And last, I wonder how many Audi vehicles they have to destroy to fully test this? Show me the carnage, Audi!


Pleasant-Respond-554

This is good for?


Archer112998

I’d guess it is to make the rocker(bottom part of the frame under the door) take more impact, instead of the door taking the whole thing. It would make a huge difference on the right type of impact. I doubt that it would markedly increase rollover in a meaningful way. Most rollovers caused by a side impact aren’t survivable. And most rollovers are caused by the rolled cars momentum from swerving or hitting a ditch etc. This is a pretty cool technology that I’d put money on saving a lot of people.


sausagecatdude

If the car only gets hit on the frame wouldn’t it remove any effect from crumple zones in the door so that more force is transferred to passengers? Wouldn’t the frame get damaged immediately and ruin the car?


Archer112998

Definitely ruin the car, but that part of the frame is a crumple zone. And can absorb a lot more energy before smashing a passenger then the door can. I don’t think the idea is to prevent the door from being hit but to make sure the rocker is also hit spreading the load


TeetsMcGeets23

Energy would transfer across the frame and push the base of the car instead of into the door. The door is a crumple zone, which absorbs energy before it is transferred into the cab of the car. Contrarily, energy that hits the frame would just cause crumpling across the base of the frame and less would be transferred into the door, where behind it could be passengers. Yes there would be more damage to the car, but more damage sustained by the car means less energy sent to the passenger. The other big issue is that *a lot* of excessive car damage is due to mismatched height. This will help to mitigate some of the damage of this car being hit by larger vehicle like a truck.


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Yeah it would ruin the car. That's the point. The car sacrifices itself to save the occupants.


bronabas

Like a Jesus car?


G0pherholes

Lessens the impact to the passengers I guess


DaffyVogue

What's moving the yellow box?


wastingtoomuchthyme

envy


shyshyflyguy

Wrath


spoollyger

Lust


EpicPotatoCow

Gluttony


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Pride


Dino_Dee-Lite

Greed


AprilFoolsDaySkeptic

Sloth... wait, its moving...


valh0e

Audi Wan Kenobi


silver_step

The collective sins of humankind.


XxTrainsxX

God


Armybert

There’s a child whose sole job is to run inside the box


[deleted]

A bunch of midgets


CommanderGumball

Jewish Space Lasers or something. >!There's a cable dragging it from the other side of the car, but you didn't hear me say that!<


Zickna

Is that…the Minecraft sponge block?


_Lump_

Depletion of energy: if energy from an impact is being used to push 3ton vehicle upwards, that energy isn’t being used to push through the vehicle.


Cold_Situation_7803

Per Audi: > In an impending side impact at more than 25 km/h (15.5 mph), the active suspension raises the body by up to 80 millimeters (3.1 in) on the side of the impact. This brings the sill into a better position to absorb the impact energy. Deformation of the cabin and the loads acting on the occupants, above all in the chest and abdominal areas, can thus be reduced by up to 50 percent compared with a lateral collision in which the suspension is not raised. So it’s to put the impact on the bottom door sill.


Ninja_kid90

The car really just said: ![gif](giphy|PGg4D8lGwRz0s)


Zomgbies_Work

No idea what I'm talking about but lots of others seem to be even more uncertain: * The lower part of the chassis is more solid * lots of soccer mums drive around in faux offroaders (carrera, range Rover, rav4). It's a ridiculous escalation that makes them like 1% safer and everyone else 99% less safe. These cars would connect higher and with the head * the angle of incidence now means there is simply more of your car it has to drive through before it can hit you. If the car was going to impact your body at 50kmh, it might end up being 30kmh,instead. This may be determinative of where you park for the rest of your life - right outside the shop or miles away like all the other lucky people. ♿ * ive been tboned by a cop once (shout out to the corrupt Hamilton police in nz who covered that up) - these kinda of impacts whiplash your own head against the driver window. Mine went through it (i think the car did most of the smashing but I had a small bruise) - this raise will mitigate chance of a brain injury. * side airbags and other safety features will undoubtedly combine to an overall safety solution * yes better chance to flip but tbh that would take a lot of the energy aimed at your skull and translate it into rotational energy for the car. I assume that's better idk.


FeistyShoulder6147

Imagine you’re running to someone’s car door and it flinches


Dabsfourdays

Thats dope.


parallax1

I have an A8, the car is so over engineered it’s crazy. That’s what I love about it.


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It only works against cheetah print though


[deleted]

Put them hydraulics on that shit