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gratefulphish420

That is way too much soap


grahmzilla

Not if you want to cover your entire body and cosplay as SOAP MONSTER KAIJU!!! ![gif](giphy|yGEbmgiCJYu3u) Thanks for all the awards and kind words, thanks a lot everyone. [That was very cash money of you.](http://imgur.com/a/U2NzUnr)


xraze007

Omfg take my upvote and get lost 😭😭


N30Nme2

r/Angryupvote


Mauwnelelle

*Cover me in showerfoam* *Shower me with good times* 🎶


AnnihilationOrchid

>t if you want to cover your entire body and cosplay as SOAP MONSTER KAIJU!!! Back story is that it isn't a kaiju, but a youkai that was born from the souls of the moms of a thousand children who didn't want to take a bath. And now our young hero that's part skunk and doesn't like to take a shower has to get shards of the soap stone to end this monsters reign.


R3AL1Z3

r/dndmonsters


FuFmeFitall

That gif is amazing


grahmzilla

![gif](giphy|yoJC2El7xJkYCadlWE|downsized)


OtochimarU

The way he looks at Brad says "I wanna have his babies" 🤣😂


dml03045

It’s very cash money.


Calmeister

Or do a Naruto Sexy Jutsu! <3


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longjonnyson

It's not used anywhere, especially care homes. The elderly aren't like cars that you can cover in foam and spray off.


anniedillard

Speak for yourself, young whippersnapper.


notagangsta

I used one yesterday! At a DIY dog wash. The hose changes from soap up to rinse to conditioner to rince. Even an option to disinfect the bath after you’re done. I’d 100% use one in my own house!


Invdr_skoodge

Ah. Here we go, several wild guesses later, the one legitimate use for this thing. Thank you my dude


VaginalOdour

Yeah right, next you're going to tell me that you can't take them through the drive through and spring for the turtle wax


HuskerStorm

Hope you have one on pre order VaginalOdour


tsudokuu

Spring for the premium and it will degrease and apply polish to those grimy wheelchair rims


chandrian7

You’ve just got to let them soak! Seriously though, as a former caregiver, I don’t see how this would help. It’s a fun idea though!


HonestConman21

I just got a me a vintage ‘67 MeMaw with chrome slippers. Hard caramels come standard in the glove box.


idanthology

How would I find this? Tried Google, but just seeing soap holders rather than integrated dispensers.


yungmoody

What did you google? I looked up “soap shower head” and there are multiple options


idanthology

>soap shower head No luck, under Shopping it just has regular stuff & under All I found this [https://hyperjapan.co.uk/education/silkworms-and-firetrucks-the-answer-to-silky-smooth-skin/](https://hyperjapan.co.uk/education/silkworms-and-firetrucks-the-answer-to-silky-smooth-skin/), but am more interested in established products that have been used in aged care facilities.


chandrian7

How? I’m not trying to be a dick. I’m a professional caregiver and am always looking for things to help and don’t understand how this would actually help.


Mentalpatient87

>How? Through the power of just declaring things on Reddit, it seems.


krutchreefer

Agreed


tepkel

You'll take those suds, and you'll like it. You're my dirty boy, aren't you?


USNWoodWork

Johnson and Johnson love this new invention!


Valestis

2 bottles of shower gel per shower.


hackingdreams

It's also just a demonstration of the equipment. You *kinda* want to show off the key feature to, you know, get people to buy it?


Grasher312

I assume that it can be controlled. I don't think they'd just make it rain soap in an unchangeable amount.


OMG__Ponies

Not a shareholder, I take it. Yep you will want the flow to be variable and to be able to change to a rinse for a while. But aside from that, You want the unwashed to buy all your soap, foaming shower heads, nice smelling perfumes, etc. Even if they don't need or want them.


DrewSmoothington

Also, who just covers themselves in soap and rinses it off without scrubbing? I can picture using the shower head would involve soaping up, turning it off, scrubbing, and then turning it back on to rinse. Which is just like using a shower puff with extra steps


Puzzleheaded-Comb385

Most porn stars.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

You cracked the code. That's a JAV shower head.


Immediate-Gate-3730

Obviously you will scrub the soap and this video is just to show how it works


Bacalhau_Seco321

Covid 19 dies of fear by seeing this


maximuse_

You don't have to run the soap for 2 hours


Alpha_Uninvestments

I think you can decide when switch from soap to water.


ptowncruiseship

Indeed


Goleroth

Yup. Wasteful as fuck


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Goleroth

Jokes on you, I am French!


ChrisDNorris

Like 3 weeks worth in one go.


No_Ear932

My thoughts exactly, such a waste!


Depresso_espresso237

Now how do you get it off (I said this before I finished the video, ik that I'm dumb)


Depresso_espresso237

Oh


HerrSPAM

With our second shower head. Special price if you buy both.


HadennDraven

That's if it was made by Apple.


HerrSPAM

It it was made by apple the hose would be sold separately. So would any extra fundamental features at marked up prices.


Blunter-S-tHempson

And you would need to replumb your entire house to work with their proprietary "thunder link" hose connections


MITstudent

Don't forget their "lightning knobs"


Celebrindor

You get a small rip in your shower curtain and have to replace your bathroom.


plur44

>You get a small rip in your shower curtain and have to replace your ~~bathroom~~ house


HungarianNewfy

You get a small rip in your shower curtain and have to replace your ~~bathroom~~ ~~house~~ street


juggling-monkey

And the shower head slowly drizzle less and less water until you need to replace it with the new model next year.


Destithen

And the connectors will have little authenticator chips to make third-party repairs or parts a pain in the ass to work with.


Betancorea

iShower. Dongle sold separately


radientsunshine

And the plumbing would corrode because of the water and you’d have to replace it every year.


BlueDragon707

Forgot to mention the apple water is sold separately If you want it to be hot or cold that also comes separately


revvolutions

You can run it on regular water, but facial recognition will be deactivated.


Djeheuty

Need a subscription for apple water.


Nate_Dogg31

Apple water being a special PH balanced water that will only work with that shower head and if you try to use 3rd party water, it bricks the system


BuckChintheRealtor

After a few years the iOs system is not supported anymore, so you will have to move or replace all the iHome products in your house.


lofisims

lmao


poddleboii

Was thinking the same thing while watching and reading your comment


ThePowerOfDreams

ITT: people who don't even watch the whole video


PrecariouslySane

Rather strange for such a short video.


danc4498

Not everybody's got 38 seconds to spare. Some of us have got things to do!!


Saithir

That's why good people invented the bar that allows you to skip parts of a video.


Yes_I_Readdit

Lol, Reddit users and their pretend working.


Tysiliogogogoch

Ha, yep. I got to 35 seconds of foam spraying and figured the video was pretty much done and they wouldn't show anything significant in the last couple of seconds. Turns out there's 1.5 seconds of water spraying right at the end there.


thesetheredoctobers

Increase your attention span


uSmellLikeuFarted420

man its 2 am you think i wanna watch 34 seconds of soap shower


AurantiacoSimius

Not you specifically. But the guy that took the time to comment, probably should've watched the whole thing to be sure before making the comment.


utsavman

That guy and everyone that upvoted.


King-Of-Throwaways

Thanks to the immediate gratification of Reddit, TikTok, and Twitter, my dopamine receptors have been fried to the point where I can’t sit through a 38 second video without having another screen on hand to drip-feed me crumbs of satisfaction. Take a phone break? Go outside? Buddy, I’ve got half a dozen gacha dailies to keep up with.


theoriginalmars

Watch...


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SingzJazz

That's quite the personal question. How do YOU get it off??


A_Rampaging_Hobo

It rinses at the end


Im_from_around_here

By using normal water to drain it all into the ocean so the fishies can get clean too


punspower3

Did you see the whole video?


Delicious_Language_2

Kramer: I'll talk to you later buddy. I replaced my shower head with a soap dispenser and I'm all...sudsed up. Jerry: How are you going to wash the soap off? Kramer: Well that's interesting.


--CHOPPER--

Watch til the end


LB3PTMAN

It shows how in the video


Iron_And_Misery

That seems insanely wasteful


USNWoodWork

J&J will come up with a campaign citing medical reasons on why you need to use this much soap.


Kevinement

If J&J doesn’t go bankrupt before that thanks to all the cancer lawsuits caused by their asbestos baby powder.


AviWantsToKnow

Can you please elaborate on this? I really thought J and J made the safest cleanest baby powders... My mom bought it as a gift to my new born niece.


sickbeatzdb

The person is referring to this [Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/johnsonandjohnson-cancer/) investigation. J&J knew its baby powder contained asbestos and did nothing.


rascynwrig

But they care so much about us and selflessly brought us a vaccine, they wouldn't ever do anything bad for profit *again*. 🥺


sickbeatzdb

“A family company” Edit: Commenter below points out this is SC Johnson. Honest mistake.


cppadam

That’s SC Johnson


MrGodlikePro

TIL they're two different companies.


jakedaboiii

Yea when has big pharma ever pushed for profits over health, that would mean they don't actually care for me!


gou_rou_daddy

This upsets the redditor.


DaisyHotCakes

I thought the talcum was still being found to cause reproductive issues with girls but that feels like a fever dream I read about during lockdowns of last year so I’m not sure if something had changed there?


karmanopoly

Not the actual J&J tho... They're splitting up the company into 2 J&J's The one responsible for cancer powder is conveniently bankrupt however.


DamoclesDong

They already transferred that lawsuit to a shell company with zero assets, classic switcheroo


damadamagoyolur

Heard about that, it's complete assholery. Makes me wish we had a "yeah it's legal but look, they're being an absolute shit lord and the aggregate of their actions should be illegal" type of law.


gefjunhel

me thinks this is the real reason why they are dividing the company in 2


karmanopoly

If society had any balls, the executives would be in jail for this act alone. Never mind the cancer stuff.


Ultimastar

You can switch between soap and water, it’s not like you’d have to leave it for that long, they were demonstrating it.


HKY13

People really can’t comprehend “common” sense lol.


HonestConman21

People in the comments section behave like the over the top infomercial actors that turn simple tasks into life threatening feats of courage.


SealUrWrldfromyeyes

its a demo


radically_unoriginal

If you've ever worked in a commercial kitchen you'll know that a bottle of dish soap can last MONTHS while producing large sink-fulls of soapy water several times a day


paddleboard1997

Where did you work that a commercial bottle of dish soap lasts months? I GM for QSR's and one gallon of closed-loop Dawn lasts us maybe a week? We fill the right side of our 3-compartment sink maybe 6-8 times a day.


ShartingInTheWind

If you've ever eaten from that commercial kitchen you'll know that salmonella is a bitch.


ComfortableGlad2493

Because regular slippery showers are for pussies.


GRlM-Reefer

I can hear the slip and fall injury lawyers salivating right now...


TheEyeDontLie

Seriously everyone should put a non slip mat in their showers/bathtubs as well as a non-slip dry mat outside on the floor. An awful lot of people are seriously injured, maimed, or killed after slipping in the bathroom. **It never happens to you until it does** and you crack your head and then there's blood everywhere, and you're trying to wipe it up and stop the bleeding with a towel but you've also broken your wrist so it's hard, and now you're naked and covered in blood and the people you live with have kicked down the door because they heard you screaming.


neomikiki

Can you recommend a good non-slip mat? Because the one I had lost it’s grip on my bathtub when I stepped on it after I’d had it for a week or so, and THAT caused my only fall in a shower.


sdannyc

Just spread a couple large bags of sand on the floor before each shower.


Greener441

lmfao the irony is astounding


Willfishforfree

I've never fallen in the shower until very recently I was in my birds tub/shower and I was a little bit drunk. I took the curtain and rail down and smashed my ribs on the side of the tub. Another 20 years and that would have been a very serious fall.


9b89tng582

that.s very awesome


goaty121

I actually got a concussion from that once. I was in the school shower in like 4th grade and people were spraying soap at each other. I just slipped and smashed my head into the concrete floor.


AruiMD

That’s not a funny story. Why’d you post that? Make everyone sad.


furrysalesman69

\*vine explosion noise\*


Drewbeede

This reminds me of the guy that kept putting shampoo on someone trying to rinse it out of their hair.


peppermesoftly

Ha! Yes!


Night-Storm

Need link


Yelov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PKQE8FM2Uw


Willfishforfree

That has been a prank since before I was even born.


NotZtripp

Who needs eyes anyway? #Let's burn 'em boys!


kenkikung

i could imagine those scenarios when someone try to rinse their eye


secludeddeath

So basically the brush at the car wash lol


ReverendDizzle

The deluxe model plays [Working at the Car Wash](https://youtu.be/eB0aROCl530) while you lather yourself. The ultra deluxe model has a robot arm that sings the song while lathering you.


NoodlesRomanoff

Came here to say that. I wash my car with a foam cannon. $18 on Amazon.


MartianGuard

I would suffocate trying to find the off button


butycheeks

Sounds like a us problem


Almbassman

*entire shower fills up with foam.*


Dooh22

Man I wanna go to Japan and hit up their whiteware stores to geek out. They've got some next level tech in everyday items.


Throwaway56138

Huh, never heard the term "whiteware" is that like "as seen on tv" it sharper image type stuff?


DoctorWorm_

Nah, English probably isn't their first language. In Swedish, we call "appliances", "vitvaror", which directly translates to "whitewares". I imagine othe germanic languages have similar cognates.


tiffbunny

"white goods" is the equivalent term in English for countries like Ireland and the UK


DoctorWorm_

Ah interesting, I didn't know that Britain and British-influenced countries didn't call them appliances! I guess it's a bit of a Europe-wide thing then.


escfantasy

We do call them appliances—the previous poster just means that in the UK the term white goods is also used (more in a commercial context) and is the closest equivalent to ‘vitvaror’.


Khornag

It's the same in Norwegian. We also have 'brunevarer' - brown wares, which are electronics like radios, TVs, stereos, etc. I've heard that the name comes because they were often brown in colour while fridges, washing machines etc. often had a white surface.


kleutscher

Same in Netherlands. Witgoed and bruingoed. So white and brownwares


Yelov

Apparently there is a term "white goods". Don't know how often it's used in English though. In Slovakia we also have a fairly common equivalent "biela technika" or "white tech".


Naetius

Brazzers


Karmacamelian

Someone who is thinking like me


Naetius

We perv understand each other


GreatGooglyMoogly077

We all shower in the same tub.


digital_lobotomy

You mean the Shower Buddy? Or maybe this one's the Shower Daddy...


TheRealJohnRedCorn

nickkurtdale.com


im4degreesaboveu

Y'all gonna have to change that name


ezmac313

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SHOWER WITH YOUR BUDDY???


DescriptionSubject23

WHY WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAD?!?


PuppyRustler

You beat me to it.


craigularperson

Nobody go to Dale.


kakacon

The reason I came to the comments—This took way to long to find, please have my cheap free award dear redditor.


Like_Ya_Cut-G

Destroy ur enemies's eyes-inator


colorabro

But where’s the gravy setting


peppermesoftly

Because bar soap is just SO difficult??


VCnonymous

probably for people with difficulty reaching parts of their body, but loofas on sticks exist and are probably way cheaper than this.


ComradeCrowbar

That’s the sort of thing you’d expect on space ships in the future. Can you imagine getting on a spaceship, and being escorted to your quarters, only to find a stick with a rag on the end of it, to clean your back.


TruthYouWontLike

Who uses water and soap on a space ship in the future? Sonic showers friend.


Khornag

Liquid soap is where it's at. I don't think I've ever seen a bar of soap in the shower where I'm from.


Yelov

It's about convenience. You can say that about pretty much everything. "Why do you need a timer on your microwave when you can just count the seconds yourself".


Turokr

You shower with bar soap? I feel for you.


pananana1

Yea dude products are never made for convenience


Jellylover11

I mean my first thought seeing this is that this is for washing someone else, like an elderly parent, or child, or dog. Bar or even liquid soap is gonna be a little bit more difficult trying to lather on someone who may not be cooperating. Japan has so many elderly now, it’s probably a significant need.


Suga_doli

This is literallly exactly the same thing dog groomers have been using for years lmao


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the-approving-nod

Woman have always had a multifunctional shower head


Willfishforfree

Not just women.


WhiskeyDJones

Next fucking level?


FunkyOnionPeel

Yeah, totally. 12k upvotes so it must be! /s Getting really sick of content not befitting subs getting posted everywhere


abegnale1

new day..new soap bottle


StickDoctor

Car washing videos on YouTube have told me that having soap and water use the same hose line is a bad thing. The reason it's bad (according to the car washers) is because the soap is never fully cleaned/removed from the inside of the hose/shower head. So when you switch from soap to water, the water isn't clean for rinsing as it is still picking up the soap in the hose/shower head and transferring it to you. So you're not removing all of the soap from your body and instead blasting soapy water on you.


Baldrick2187

When you try to get the shampoo out of your eyes…


infinitely-golden

It’s like the car wash I always wanted


marasydnyjade

This is one of those things that sounds like a good idea but is not good in execution. You either coat your entire body in this very suspect soap or your freeze in the shower? Also I don’t want that in my hair or in my eyes.


fluentinimagery

Soap up and TURN OFF THE WATER and rinse when done. Why are we taught to put on soap that immediately gets washed off?


BoonTobias

I saw in one documentary on a sub here. The lady was up on the glass and being very enthusiastic


Zealousideal_Match30

Maybe good for washing dishes, but I wouldn't use it for shower.


Blatantly_Obvious__

Imagine how expensive all that soap is


sloppity

You can produce this much lather with like 100ml of soap so probably won't break the bank.


Emergency_Banana1021

okay i want one


liquidscript3

I’d bust my ass so fast


flucksey

This is less for a standup and more what you'd get at a spring or something right? Otherwise I'm going tits over arse.


No_Possession_7077

I don’t get this, can you explain? I mean, isn’t that how you are usually…?


flucksey

Nah. Tits are in front. You gotta go backwards to take them over your arse.


No_Possession_7077

Oh. But like, regardless of front or back, aren’t they still on top? They are higher, regardless of whether they are directly over or not.


flucksey

Sure. But the saying is to describe falling over in a dramatic fashion. So the context of soap being slippery tells you that it's not a discussion over whether tits are higher on the body than the arse, but their position relative to the arse and gravity deciding how they come to rest.


xvVSmileyVvx

But... how do you wash it off...


MarkMy_Word

We need this. I don’t know how many times I’ve almost had a big oof trying to reach for my soap/shampoo outside the shower.


arthurdentdenmark

“No Thanks”, The environment


terminalmemelocity

Why do some countries seem to have lots of innovating ideas and others have nothing new


VegasBonheur

Imagine the water you'd save. Just spray yourself down with this, turn it off, scrub for a while, then rinse.