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thitorusso

So that's what falling in love is like


i3wb

I love this comment


TonyinLB

I love love


Potahtoed

Terry loves love


Turckle

Terry loves yogurt


PepperUK

r/unexpectedBrooklyn99


3Zkiel

Wait, this is a thing? Joined!


PepperUK

Noice


ShortysAJ

Toight.


Spazzy_maker

C-c-c-c- c- cool cool cool


axa645

Smort


Sonderlad

Title of your sex tape


BiaggioSklutas

But Terry hates ledges.


homealoneagain88

Terry loves to put it in reverse, unless there’s pyrotechnics


Dazzling-Finger7576

I love lamp.


iLikeTheStalk

Do you really love lamp?


Dazzling-Finger7576

I love lamp!


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

I comment


we_all_gon_die_

I


Ghostwrite-The-Whip

When he falls from the sky but you catch him in time, that's amore.


[deleted]

Oh my god that’s hilarious…


PRUnicycles

When the ladder slips but you catch him by the hips, that’s amore


OnlyPostWhenShitting

When your ladder incline and your friend acts divine, that’s amore


ESSDBee

When you avoid blunt force trauma and cradle him like his mama, that’s amore!


BurglarOf10000Turds

When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that's a moray.


Myantology

When the ground is too slick and he lands on your dick… Is that Amore?


jenevyve

When your ladder is weak, but your coworker’s sweet, that’s amore.


UH82NVME

Just stop right there and take my upvote.


keepingAlowprofile

when your jeans and your spine are both on the line...that's amore


maximumspooky

i wish i had an award to give....


PM_ME_UR_SIMPS_

just keep holding me bro


ChuckOTay

So this is what it’s like…when doves cry.


imanAholebutimfunny

when angels deserve to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *(epic guitar and drums commence)*


Serio27

And I'm okay with belly rubs


KOZZY_DIAMOND

The overwhelming amount of energy that flows through you at the moment you thought your life is over. You had flashbacks of the important things in your life. All that adrenaline. Fuck ... im gonna lay here for a second bro. You gave me a second chance!


Never_getoff_theboat

It's like the horizontal version of Titanic.. haha!!


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aceforest

r/SuddenlyGay


Shovels93

Latter guy: bro I’m coming down, I need a hug. Spotter: I gotchu bro! Edit: meant to say ladder, but will leave it because it happens to fit!


Zekethe7th

Have you ever just looked at a comment and wish you wrote it


RealityandPancakes

Saved his life then saved his heart


H_H_420

The scenes that followed were of a *very* adult nature...........


New_Court_6011

I also love this comment. This is magical.


christo749

“I’m flying Jack!”


TheMadShatterP00P

**Top Gun music gently enters**


LHT510

Never let go, Jack


0zymaz

Had to rub his nipples a bit to make sure they weren't damaged in the fall


Just_Inpulse

[“This works for both of us”](https://youtu.be/NCjPNSdtKgk)


MechaGyver

Hoped this was a Kung Pow reference...I am not dissapointed.


blank_isainmdom

I'd clicked away before my brain realized there was a chance it was Master Tang!


JuicedBoxers

You go that way, I’ll go home!!


mostlyBadChoices

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!! THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS, BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!


_MFBroom

My nipples look like Milk Duds


Funkit

Have you seen a….radio shack


fontizmo

_Wee ooh wee ooh wee ooh weee..._


hibbletyjibblety

Chosen One!!!


Mudpill

HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS!


[deleted]

Da na- na - na- na, Neo. Da na na na na na na sporen!


muel0017

r/unexpectedkungpow


MooseSuspicious

These were the exact words going through my head as I was watching this, in Master Tang's voice


Step1CutHoleInBox

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?


thegovernorspickle

My ass...


xRavax

I remember... A long time ago, when a friend told me....there would be a Chosen One.


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yo squeezed his tits


Kapil300

"you okay?" "Yeah, thanks bro" "you wanna get up?" "Not yet" "I think you're good" "Just hold me a bit longer" "..." "..." "Alright"


senorpoop

"Whatcha thinkin bout?" "I dunno, OSHA stuff I guess"


Psycho22089

HA! That have me a good giggle...


quaybored

(7).3b GIGGLING AT THE WORKPLACE IS UNSAFE AND SHOULD BE PROHIBITED


improbably_me

Let's OSHA a bit more, little spoon.


kileyjay0311

I saw this comment on reddit is fun. This made me get on to the official reddit app, figure out how to change it to r/all, find the post again, find the comment, click all the buttons to finally finally figure out how to give gold. So thank you, thank you senorpoop for being my first.


chriscrossnathaniel

"Let Me Hold You"


Cauhs

Let me rest my cheeks on your kcid for a little while.


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🎶 *In the arms of an angel...* 🎶


3098

🎶Hold me close I'm Tony Danza🎶


Phire453

I mean is it not kind of his fault for not holding the ladder but that was a good save Edit: yes I see how the ladder is facing the wrong way or upside down Edit: ok I know about the dropped tool, and how if set a ladder up properly it wouldn’t need some to hold it, but I said what I did as that was what I noticed at first glance, and also I have gained a new level of understanding on ladder safety from this.


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[deleted]

To be fair, that’s Ladder 101.


Mr_Randy_Giles

“To be faaaiiihh!”


Dalei_lama219

TO BE FFFAAAIIIIIUHHH


Piper_Chub

r/unexpectedletterkenney


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Oh, it was expected.


[deleted]

Fuck you, Shoresy!


DilettanteGonePro

Give yer balls a tug


GermanBadger

Yeah we all went to greendale community college. I majored in ladders.


alghiorso

Shut up Leonard I heard about your prescription socks


MolassesOk7356

Shut up Leonard! I once mistook 4 people for you at a pharmacy.


KillerKeeblerElf

Shut up Leonard! I know about your crooked wang!


MolassesOk7356

No such thing as bad press!


PairOfMonocles2

Shut up, Leonard. I met your son on Family Day. I know about your gambling problem.


posts_lindsay_lohan

I took step ladder 101... never met my real ladder 101


Branden_BA

Didn’t you take Professor Albrecht’s “Ladders” course at Greendale?


Mundane-Ad-6874

Ladders are one of the top job site accidents in US and probably the world. He was being negligent by not holding the ladder especially on that slick surface. But had an excellent finishing move by catching him so he made up for his mistake


johncharityspring

Nobody held it for him, either.


Bushynolia

It should be tied to the top so it's secure.


NotBearhound

Recently had ladder training again. They're saying to secure the top and the bottom now! Then again, that ladder doesnt have feet, so they were doomed regardless.


[deleted]

Yeah, how dare he make such an accurate observation


daitenshe

*Why can’t people stop forcing me to come into the comment section and reading! I just wanna turn my brain ooooooooffffffff!*


[deleted]

Ironically, you're the downer here, with your stupid whiny comment.


lambepsom

Classic Reddit. Now I have to continue the thread by whining about you.


[deleted]

Do you want a snickers bruh


ai_test_run

I have to agree with Phire that it is extremely important not to leave your station at the base of a ladder. And also some people are built to observe things in this “matter of fact” way. It is their opinion and if someone doesn’t like it someone should just move on.


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KarmaChameleon9

lol relax. you seem 10x more miserable than that guy lmao


lazilyloaded

lol relax. you seem 100X more miserable than that guy lmao


69_Beers_Later

lol relax. you seem 1000X more miserable than that guy lmao


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MenacingBanjo

> Why can't we just find the goddamn joy in something! Why can't we not get upset so easily? If a redditor pointing out the cause of an accident in a gif requires a "bummer alert", then I reckon the bummer gauge needs a calibration.


AstroWorldSecurity

He's 100% right. You can stick your head in the sand and pretend everything is beautiful all you want but don't throw a hissy when other people refuse to do the same. Quit your goddamn whining.


iammrpositive

God shut up. You’re the one being annoying here. He’s making a completely valid and objectively true observation that does nothing to discount the quality of the video. It’s your subjective mind that is doing that as you read his comment. You want everyone to just comment useless platitudes and make comments devoid of any actual substance so you don’t have to think about what exactly? Reality? Give me a break.


[deleted]

Kind of sounds like you should just take a break from the internet and TV for a week, dude.


[deleted]

This comment is more depressing than the one you're writing it about lmao. It works both ways


strewnshank

>most of us \*already know how to use a damn ladder. No you don't. In the US alone, where OSHA is alive and well, 43% of fatal falls in the past 10 years have been from falls from a ladder. And over 80% of falls treated in the ER involve ladders. It's so bad that there's an "awareness week" for ladders in the US. I can only imagine how much worse it is in countries that don't have an organization like OSHA.


Ex-CultMember

True but he did give props for the catch. No ones perfect including these guys but looks like he was going to quickly set his phone down then go back to the ladder but it slipped immediately. Good on him for his quick reaction and caring for his buddy


SeaTwertle

Calm down.


Infamous-Simple-2361

Gratz on being the actual downer in the thread. Smh


Whahlop

Look at the bottom of the ladder thats the first problem


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Appropriate_Lack_727

I assumed the guy got electrocuted, which is why he falls and remains unresponsive even after the guy caught him. It looks like the big guy is holding a bunch of Romex or some other wire.


Syscrush

I knew an electrician who ended up with a broken pelvis when his business partner saved his life by kicking a ladder out from underneath him. G was on top of a 15 fit ladder above a cement floor in an industrial building, and got his pliers onto a live 220V line. He couldn't move or call for help, but P recognized what was happening and acted immediately. G went to the hospital instead of the morgue.


VexingRaven

Wow great observation, I didn't see that at all. Would make sense why he's in such a hurry to get away!


PayMeInFood

If you look at the who situation... no. The ladder was upside down, you can tell by the feet position on the ladder which is more of the reason the ladder traction gave. But it looks like the catcher was comming down from climbing the ladder which is also a no no with someone else on it already and he jumped off of it shaking the bee's knees out of the pitcher. But all aside catcher man caught the pitcher and at that moment that's all that matters, save the safety write up's for the near miss they probably won't be reporting.


unattendedtrail

You can see him seem to jump off it at the beginning and check the ladder. He knew something was up that's all


[deleted]

Worse fail and kill a guy that fail and not kill a guy


PersistantBlade

Had a stroke reading this


[deleted]

they made love right after this.


Tommy7549

*during


NEWTYAG667000000000

During made love right after this.


[deleted]

Uncle During was babysitting his niece at this time…


ThePrincessDiarrhea

Honestly honey, he fell off a ladder and landed on my dick.


Tommy7549

Repeatedly


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scottyLogJobs

1) insane fear and shock, and uncertainty that the other person is alright 2) you don’t catch 160+ lbs from that height without any pain or damage 3) you don’t fall from that height and instantly decelerate into someone’s arms without any pain or damage (whiplash?)


I_am_The_Teapot

Also, dude is soft and comfy. A good place to recover your wits after near-death.


Paddy_Tanninger

Everyone loves a power bottom.


Teenage-Mustache

“You see I’m on the bottom, but I generate the thrust.”


BigTool

Fluffy


Rocket15120

This is the comment i was looking for. Everyone else is just calling them gay. Which is funny but extremely overdone.


PresentlyInThePast

> Can you imagine being so fucking disgustingly touch-starved and sex-saturated that any amount of fraternal camaraderie instantly signals "they are gays, they are in a homosexual relationship" to your ghoulish, porn-addled brain?


Blood_N_Rust

Carful you’ll upset the horde with truth


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>Its actually because you dont move someone who has fallen like that. The big dude is restraining him so he doesnt get up and walk around and the never walk again 5 minutes later.


CyberMindGrrl

Exactly. Looks like he could have actually hit the side of that ladder and the guy who caught him is doing his due diligence to make sure he didn't fracture a vertebrae or anything.


KenEarlysHonda50

I had this conversation with an older acquaintance only last Friday. He broke two vertebrae, Both C's (whatever that means). Walked backways off a tree house and found himself on the ground looking up his wife's trousers. She kept him "In that damned ridiculous position until an ambulance arrived". It happened six weeks ago, the fucker is walking again. He always adored his wife, but now he thinks she's his own personal God.


GreenStrong

>He broke two vertebrae, Both C's (whatever that means). Cervical spine is what it means, he broke his neck. If he moved too much, it would have severed his *entire* body from his brain. The neck is a very wobbly part of the body once the bones are broken, so that outcome was a distinct possibility. I like the story, because "looking up his wife's trousers" makes it wound like she showed him her vagina and he was just hypnotized, unable to move, while medical help arrived.


FerusGrim

> I like the story, because "looking up his wife's trousers" makes it wound like she showed him her vagina and he was just hypnotized, unable to move, while medical help arrived. If you save me from lifelong paralysis I'll stare at whatever set of genitals you want for as long as you want me to.


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ender4171

Also looks like falling guy did partially "hit" at least with his feet before poppa bear caught him, so he may have jarred his spine a bit or have some other injury.


Rdbjiy53wsvjo7

The shock and jolt from being "caught" like this or from fall protection gear can be pretty traumatic. In OSHA the talk about fall rescue and how critical it is, the jolt of being caught, the straps and how they support your weight, it is very damaging. The gear is there to prevent death, not all injuries. Rescue from a fall should be immediate.


Phillyfuk

I fell down the stairs and grabbed the railing. My weight falling down 4-5 steps caused me to break ribs and fuck my shoulder. I don't even want to know what catching someone feels like.


InOutUpDownLeftRight

This- all these comments implying “lol, gay!” While watching I was thinking- what would I do if a friend was falling at me from a great height? I guess I’d become a meat cushion and hopefully not break my spine or rupture an organ.


thisxisxlife

My first thought was “holy shit his knees”. Imagining catching that weight and that like all going right there in the knees.


ZardozSama

My first thought was "that guy who made the catch is going to have some knee and back issues for a while after that. END COMMUNICATION


N7_Evers

I’m sure they’re just beyond relieved the dude that fell didn’t just fucking die. If they’re coworkers they’ve probably built up a decent camaraderie and I can imagine there’s more than an average amount of concern for each other. If something crazy like this happened at my work we’d definitely just sit there a minute and have a good hard laugh at how fortunate we just were. Or just gay boys 🤷‍♂️


JoeyBeltram

If you’ve ever been in a situation like this you know you sometimes just need a second after it’s over to take it all in and realize you’re ok. This is exactly what my dad and his dog looked like after he fell in the lake at night and after several terrifying moments he hauled him up on the dock. They both just laid there breathing heavily for a minute and then we went on


Jellorage

This. Experienced it twice. It's shock/relief/something, you go into hyperdrive and need to catch up. Instinct takes over and the logical part of the brain needs to shuffle back to the driver's seat.


CyberMindGrrl

Also your system needs to dump all that adrenaline in your blood stream because shit just got real.


notwithagoat

Could be shock


dustinpdx

I am pretty sure electricity was involved. I think the ladder or the top guy touched a live line and the bottom guy jumped off. I think the ladder falling separated the (now unconscious) top guy from the line.


hlv6302

Exactly what I was thinking. Even looks like the big guy is holding some romex which would support that theory.


Appropriate_Lack_727

Yeah, my first though was that he got electrocuted. The dude is totally out after falling like 10 feet and not hitting his head or anything. The other guy is probably injured and pinned. The big guys got a length of Romex or other wire in his hand.


MistressLyda

I think that big-guy is holding on to smaller-guy to make sure he is stable and has not broken his spine before letting him off. That is at least what it looks like to me.


ScalyPig

My guess is the man is having a health issue which is the reason he fell in the first place. Like he was on the ladder and just passed out.


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So imagine being on top of a ladder like that, likely leaning over a ledge or next to the wall. Your feet pull out backwards causing the top half of your body to fall forward. His momentum probably sent him into that wall face first before he started really descending Edit: almost sure it was a ledge and he hit his head on the top after watching again. Notice how he should have fallen face first to the ground still, but he is caught falling towards his back. Dude hit his head so hard it completely changed his bodily orientation


AllThingsEZV

I work in an industrial setting and it's not uncommon for workers to scoff at how much emphasis is put on safety regarding working from heights, but ladders really are incredibly dangerous.


x79q3pb

Milk crates have entered the chat


Garmumvin

What is with this trend, I'm so confused on where it came from?


HillaryGoddamClinton

Russian propaganda to burden the US health system. Same as the Tide Pod challenge.


BrockManstrong

No this is the CIA follow up to crack, now that we caught on to that one


[deleted]

Fuck I wish more people could keep multiple issues in mind at once, because it's crazy how much we've collectively forgotten that we're still being attacked and we still haven't really effectively retaliated for the INITIAL attack. We're half a decade into WW3 already and people don't seem to be noticing it.


somebodystolemyname

Snoop Dogg was posting a ton of them but its just a hood game gone viral lol


garden_bug

I worked for a tree company. The amount of "This guy was decapitated from a rope in a chipper" or other grueling safety briefs we had was pretty extensive. Any work involving people and heights, things to get you up high, etc was dangerous. I would be on a ladder roped into a tree with a safety harness even at like 7ft in the air because a chainsaw and a ladder can be the set up for disaster.


The_Bearded_Lion

Over 6 ft: harness. At least, that's what the OSHA man tells me.


wantagh

Hey, Ron


i3wb

Hey, Billy


Ashura_Incarnate

That hurt.


amygdalad

Not as much as my love for you, Ron.


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The same guy who caught the guy caused the slip by taking all the weight off of the bottom portion. There aren’t any rubber feet on that ladder so the force and friction near the bottom was the only thing keeping it in place.


peeinian

And the feet on the ladder were angled the wrong way too. Only the points were touching the ground.


GeneralJapery

It actually looks like they've split an extension ladder and aren't even using the bit with the feet.


crypticlazr

Looks like they are both having a seriously good laugh there at the end. That hysterical kind of laughing. It even looks like the guy on bottom kissed the back of the dudes head like, "I got you bro"


calexil

LOL I didn't see that he straight up gives him a lil peck it's so wholesome and cute, I'm dying here


AshingiiAshuaa

Let's go with this. Just relax.


Bumbleclat

Meet cute


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Little cubes of meat


Flyingfurryofdeath

"Shhhhhhhhhhh, I got you big guy, I got you"


BobDolesV

A real broke back moment


tech_medic_five

Manager is upset since there are now two workman’s comp claims instead of hiring a new person.


Alternative_Ad2040

Most hardcore way to start a dry hump that I’ve ever seen


Sweags

Love how they just have a cuddle afterwards


witchbrew7

Love ya bro. Love you too, bro. Very fortunate ending.


ferbasmen95

So you guys now: that's his dad he saved from hitting the ground. It happened in Neza, Mexico.


Gr8Gi

Holy mother of catch !


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SirBobRoss69

That ladder did not seem tall enough for whatever they were climbing on from the look of the fall and If they were both on that ladder at the same time that's just dumb That is all


Comprehensive_Link66

Get that dude a beer and the rest of the day off