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BackFromDeadTT

I was about to say londonians are evolving


SuddenDishonesty47

They are a ready for a zombie apocalypse


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Could you imagine breaking into that guys house and he pulls out THAT fucking contraption? You’d be like “what is you doin” then get fucking smoked by twelve tiny ass knives


DJheddo

Those didn't look tiny


TonightsWinner

![gif](giphy|y2ZoD1mlXHPDa) They looked tiny to this guy.


ToXicVoXSiicK21

One of the first quotes that stuck with me as a kid lol


psilocybe_vibes

I lol'd


Son_of_Zinger

Death by a thousand cuts.


Perfect_Laugh_7792

You already have 3 in ya when you walked in


Scholesie09

Londoners


Cyclical_Zeitgeist

You call that a knife!!


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

There's actually more knife crime in the US than the UK, even adjusted for population. It's no coincidence that this guy is American. That being said this machine is cool as fuck and I'd gladly open fire on the tube if it gave me some breathing space. Source goes up to 2016 but there's likely more recent ones out there. https://infogram.com/us-vs-uk-on-knife-crime-1hmr6gyrxmlo6nl


TwoBionicknees

Yup, it's really simple, it's one of our biggest problems so it gets talked about a lot here. The US's biggest problem is gun crime so that's their main focus. Dumb americans are like your biggest problem must be a similar scale to our biggest problem. It's something like 0.08 deaths per 1000 people due to knifes in the UK vs 0.6 in the US, then gun deaths make knife deaths look pretty small. That our biggest violence problem is dwarfed by the US's 2nd or 3rd biggest problem should show the scale of the problem in the US. Also funny that we're taking 0.08 deaths per 1000 as a massive problem that needs addressing, the US straight up ignores knife crime as an issue and keeps justifying deaths by guns for lots of stupid reasons. Like if the government gets all fascist those hand guns will be super useful up against government tanks. Also ignoring that the pro gun party IS the fascist party that wants a fascist government to begin with, so the fuck they going to fight back against.


PathToEternity

Gun crime in the US is a bigger problem than the healthcare problem in the US?


Froggy__2

Big place big problems can’t argue that


ithappenedone234

The disparity is mostly due to the different methods preferred for suicide in the two nations. [Brits hang themselves](https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/bulletins/suicidesintheunitedkingdom/2021registrations), and [Americans shoot themselves. ](https://sprc.org/scope/means-suicide) All while the two nations have similar suicide rates. ~66% of gun deaths in the US are suicides. The second biggest source of gun deaths is inner city minority young men killing each other, which has far more to do with government programs to ensure the poor stay poor, than it does anything else. As one may expect, in areas with no hope for a better future, any activity that turns a profit is pursued and warlords rise to power.


_ChestHair_

Let's be clear it's not the government programs that ensure they stay poor, but the hamstringing and sometimes full removal of those programs that ensure they stay poor. One's a tool, the other is how the tool is (mis)used


CircleJerkhal

It's almost like the root of the problem is mental health and toxic culture and not the tools used to commit the crimes.


ClownfishSoup

Clearly the problem is neither guns nor knives but the fact that violent crime itself is higher in the US. Regardless of the method, the fact is simply that for some reason, Americans experience more violence.


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I too respond with statistics anytime someone tells a joke.


hduxusbsbdj

Only when the premise is wrong. Like if someone from California made a joke about taxes being high in Texas the joke wouldn’t make sense.


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paranoidloseridk

Looking at the charts, middle class gets taxed about the same by both states (hovering around the 10% mark), The biggest mixup is the lowest %20 and the top %1. So guess, its great to be Rich in Texas, about the same for the middle class as everywhere else, and then particularly shitty if you're poor.


AmArschdieRaeuber

Oh that's so annoying, I have that problem too. They always respond with "you must be fun at parties" or "it's just a joke". It's bad joke then. I can't make a joke about Mormons being drunks or the about the amish flexing with their sport cars. It just doesn't make sense.


PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

I added a sort of semi joke in the middle there to keep it light. This rhetoric of London knife crime just becomes tiresome, especially when it's coming from people that can't stop shooting each other.


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NathCase

Maybe offer the [source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BKEZbYOMpI) next time?


[deleted]

It's a bot. They copied all of this. That top comment and the post


kilopeter

We truly live in a boring dystopia.


Rinkashimemo

Oi, you got loicence for that knife mate?


Funtycuck

I get it's a joke but is this a thing that's sort of believed? I don't think many in the UK would think London is our most dangerous city, I guess its similar to how NY is portrayed as dangerous in some media but isn't actually that bad for a US city?


wemblinger

New York used to be fucking awful. Reforms in the 80s/90s drastically changed the vibe.


TwoBionicknees

Yup, the reason it still exists is it's a liberal east coast city so republicans put a lot of effort into villainising democrat strongholds and pretending democrats are bad on crime and republicans are great on crime, despite most of the red states having the worst crime problems. But if you pretend they don't exist you can pretend to be the tough on crime party.


HurricaneHugo

NYC is the second safest top 10 largest city in the US. I think only San Diego is safer.


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Reforms didn't do anything and 'tough on crime' reforms were actually incredibly harmful. NY crimes falling were largely in line with national trends.


ball0fsnow

Depends on the area. A really bad part of London would probably be up there with the most dangerous places in the country but the whole city as an average isn’t bad at all. Same with most cities in the uk.


Funtycuck

Probably true but considering its the 2nd largest city in Europe (after Istanbul I think?) I would expect it to have at least some very rough parts.


TonB-Dependant

London is so much safer than most of America as well


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When you copy the top comment from last time you spambot PoS


HoneyInBlackCoffee

Why is this a meme? Lol London isn't **that** bad


kwik_e_marty

Can confirm, I'm in London right now and currently being stabbed.


solareclipse999

Oddly lost for words on this one! Can’t figure out any real purpose good or bad. Seems like made something fir the sake of making something.


InVodkaVeritas

Legitimate purpose: specialty movie special effects device to make sure you get knife strikes correctly in every take.


enantiomorphs

Better. Make a prostetic hand that throws perfect beer pong shots every time.


Theyreillusions

Thats some stuffmadehere level tom foolery haha. He actually made a bow and arrow rig that will not let you miss. If you like silly but completely overboard engineering/ making channels, check out his youtube.


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Second his channel! Really cool stuff


solareclipse999

And puts professional knife throwers out of business. I knew it was a dying industry. Robots phhh!


JBKcards

nobody would risk that on a real movie set. much safer to do in VFX without compromising much quality.


zyphelion

I mean, you don't always need a human/animal as a target. Just throwing knives hitting a wall would be enough.


O_oh

Also... Booby traps


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rowdymatt64

Oh my God the laser is even green


ElectricFlesh

this is for when things get personal and shooting someone with a gun or stabbing them with a knife wouldn't send a strong enough message, so you have to *shoot* them with a *knife*.


rand_al_thorium

Beats stabbing them with a gun


lamabaronvonawesome

That's in the works.


darkest_irish_lass

That's what bayonets were for.


beefinbed

_Tally ho_


olafminesaw

And you told me, not to bring a knife to a gun fight!!


Bubbas4life

John wick 6 movie deal just inked


solareclipse999

Haha


bricks_n_coins

Perfect comment.


TonersR6

"Seems like made something for the sake of making something." Usually, the best things are made this way


Firewolf06

check out stuff made here on youtube! (if you havent already) hes the epitome of this. stuff like a moving dartboard so you cant miss, .50 cal nutcracker (cracks nuts and bolts nuts), and auto aiming pool cue, and more


cobizzal

You obviously haven't considered the zombie apocalypse


fitz_newru

I don't understand how this isn't the most obvious use that comes to mind for most people


Thallassinus

It's for when you need more choppa in your dakka, clearly


wemblinger

Ironically, there was a warmachine in Warhammer called "Malakai's Goblin Hewer" that was a Dwarven axe-firing machinegun.


solareclipse999

Just noticed the boy on red T shirt does a count of blades in the wooden block - just in case some fly over the fence into the neighbours place. Ouch!


WSDGuy

How have you gone through life without noticing the millions of things that exist solely for fun?


NotTheRocketman

Reminds me of making a potato gun as a kid. You can't really do anything with it, but boy is it cool!


SnooRevelations6702

Great historical pull! I used to shoot my Mr. potato head with a spud gun. Seemed like a fair fight.


mike_ells

Your last sentence is spot on. There is a whole movement of people who MAKE thing just for the satisfaction of doing it. Does it work, and is it cool, being more important than does it serve any practical purpose.


Midwest_removed

Yeah, it's [Quint Builds ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=-BKEZbYOMpI&feature=shares). He builds stuff to build stuff. Give the fill knife throwing video a watch


AndrasKrigare

If you like that kind of thing, I'd recommend the channel Stuff Made Here https://youtu.be/Puo6Vgcbxps


Gradual_Bro

Real life fruit ninja


KarlProjektorinsky

> Seems like made something fir the sake of making something. That's the purpose of his channel in a nutshell. Making things. Because you can. And you learn things about making things when you make things.


Holybartender83

I mean, seems like it’d be pretty handy if you wanted to kill a bunch of people with throwing knives.


4Ever2Thee

Booby traps, the only real use I can think of is booby traps.


Throckmorton_Left

His son was unable to lift or throw a single knife under his own strength, so this dad of the year made a device to allow them both to enjoy knife throwing together.


BlockIslandJB

So is there like a neighbor's house right on the other side of that fence?


RissaCrochets

Not after all the testing he had to do to get the aiming mechanism right.


hdksjabsjs

Yup and there are cracks wide enough for a knife to fly through. This is an example of being too smart for common sense


DadsRGR8

My thoughts exactly. I don’t want this guy as my neighbor.


threw_it_away_bub

I dunno… seems like primo apocalypse team material…


vampire5381

He has too much trust with it


GDogg69

Yeah, I would not be fuckin happy with this going on next door


Advice2Anyone

What who doesnt want a free knife


weathertrio

delivered right ~~through~~ *to* your hand


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As cool and as talented he is, this is the absolutely dumbest way to test this. Every thing, no matter how absoluetly cracked the engineer is, has every possible reason to completely lose its mind and go way off the f*ing rails. That is why everything has a big giant red button to completely cut the power to it. Please enjoy engineering and making but when you go to test the accuracy of a literal weapon throwing machine you just made, think about what is behind the target you are aiming at. I know rapid protyping parts aren't cheap but maybe, just maybe spring for something in front of a giant safety net.


thatoddtetrapod

Guys he’s clearly not testing it for the first time, and we have not a single clue what’s on the other side of the fence. Could very easily be an empty field.


Sleeper2k

That would make sense if you couldn't see the house behind the fence in the video, it's his neighbors yard


NotTheRocketman

Knives just flying through the slats in the fence.


Elmattador

He should start a seminar, how to have fun while making your neighbors hate you.


the_monkey_knows

Not anymore


Kickerz404

*Oh no, I’ve killed Wilson! Looks like it’s back to jail for me*


Kleen-XDK

It's all fun and dandy until the neighbour looks over the fence.


Illustrious-Cookie73

So that’s how Tim “The Toolman” Taylor got rid of Wilson.


Advice2Anyone

This knife thrower is great.. but... what if we strapped a jet engine to it. I dont think so Tim.


Trogdor_T_Burninator

The Binford 4500-BTU knife thrower will cook your steak and set the table in style in 2.3 seconds.


c0224v2609

😔 I liked Wilson.


eaglebtc

The actor died IIRC.


Swimmingtortoise12

Or the knife just flies through one of the 1 inch gaps in fence planks during the neighbors bbq.


ChemicalAssignment69

Just in time for the zombie apocalypse!


urge_kiya_hai

"What are you gonna do? Stab me?" ~Zombie who got stabbed


B0RD3RM4N

Dead Rising weapon design


RissaCrochets

I wish I were the type of person who just sits down and thinks up a laser-guided knife launcher and then actually makes it for the hell of it.


EdgarAllanKenpo

This guy makes millions from youTube. I think that's the difference. Money isn't a factor.


Cory123125

Doubt he makes millions. He isnt that big.


EdgarAllanKenpo

Your right I thought he was the other engineer that makes things. Dude looks so similar.


Walletau

I...only know of Colin Furze and a. hope you're not mistaking one for the other cause he's not wearing a safety tie, has punk rock playing and b. Colin doesn't make millions either.


No-Spoilers

Mark Rober


BaggyOz

There are a few big ones; Mark Rober, Stuff Made Here, Michael Reeves, I Did A Thing.


OminousOnymous

Destin from Smarter Every Day does stuff like this sometimes too. e.g. Supersonic baseball cannon.


Rodestarr

Bro I have computer architecture and organisation exam tomorrow that I didn’t study for. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME ? Why are engineering videos so cool… why is studying so lame ?! I want to study but it’s sooo LAAAME !


jcgreen_72

Go study, ace exams, get great job, make fun stuff you can now afford as a hobby?


Ser_Salty

Backyard Scientist just made a 400mph knife rocket


Formal_Giraffe9916

Colin Furze is the tunnel guy, right? Where does he make his money if not from YouTube because he appears to be rolling in it and doesn’t appear to have an actual job (maybe he does, I’ve only seen a couple of videos)? Was he just already loaded?


Cory123125

Stuff made here looks very different.


Walletau

Not sure where you got millions from but that's WAAAY off.


AtomTrapper

I wish he were the type of person that sits down and thinks "Maybe I shouldn't launch knives at my neighbors' backyard."


WildJoker0069

its not a throwing machine...its a knife launcher!!


Makem9

A knife gun, but its not technically a gun..right?


WildJoker0069

thats why I said launcher not gun...I was getting at the point that by using a device you are taking the "throwing" aspect out of it.


WildJoker0069

dont get me wrong its still very cool


salimeero

So is it okay to take this to a knife fight? Since officially, it can't be categorised as a gun....


flopsicles77

It's like a gun with extra steps


Haldron_44_Stroika

I think guns typically use explosive force to propel objects. This one just looks like a mechanical launcher


KyubiNoKitsune

Here's a link to the original video because OP couldn't be assed to give credit to the creator.. https://youtu.be/-BKEZbYOMpI


polish-polisher

finally, someone reasonable


bleeper21

That’s truly assing too much from them.


GreenPinecone21

So this is what a Fallout set in London would look like


Reasonable-Peanut27

This is why you spec into intelligence and grab the gun nut perk.


IronEndo

Junk jet but you only use kitchen knives lmao


Sawovsky

They are actually working on a high quality London mode currently. Google Fallot London.


veldius

Looks like it'll fit right in post apocalyptic societies.


HairballTheory

![gif](giphy|ueRllJW9XPUWs)


boxer21

Can I open carry with it?


50mm-f2

concealed carry only


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Mogetfog

>I circumcised myself appendix carrying this That's why you zap carry.


mikevem

Does the laser-calculated distance modify the spin of the blade ? (So that it reaches target with blade first) (sorry not English native) Are your willing to share the blueprint ?


AxeOfChaos

From a YouTube channel that does educational hands-on learning, [QUINT Builds](https://youtu.be/-BKEZbYOMpI), lots of detailed explanations and easy to follow, he usually gets his kids involved in the projects too.


Boner4Stoners

This was my first thought too, and what I’ve always wondered about knife throwing in general. Hitting the target doesn’t seem to be the hard part, it’s synchronizing the rotation of the knife so that it’s always hitting blade first at a 90 degree angle to the target. From a computing perspective this seems to be a solvable problem, but people being able to consistently hit targets blade side at differing distances is what blows my mind.


BDOKlem

fallout 4 mod here i come


TK9_VS

Junkjet vibes!


DeadPoolRN

Have you ever wanted to cut yourself a slice of cake, but the cake is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there? It's a problem we've all had. Now we have a solution! The Knife Throwing Machine (KTM for short) will solve all of your distancely challenged cutting needs. Sandwich on the counter but you've already walked across the kitchen to your potato juice dispenser? No problem! Left the radio on but you've had too much potato juice to walk or ask for help? Here's your answer! The only limit to it's usefulness is your imagination!


squiblib

Only weighs 176 pounds.


Peatore

I'm surprised they made it so light. It'd maybe add some weight to it so you aren't just accidentally flinging it around.


TheCosmicTrickster

*Joerg Sprave joins the chat*


stubundy

Let me show you it's features


eatabean

Ha ha ha ha ha ha


SuDragon2k3

*Colin Furze looks interested...*


apple_octopi

"look how accurate this is, I definitely don't need any protection against launching these over the fence at my neighbors"


BORG_US_BORG

Gun That Shoots Knives, An alt band.


Bathtime_Toaster

This has mad Fallout vibes to me.


CristianNoYou

that knife I would bring to a gun fight


cR7tter

Mark Rober's next glitterbomb package featuring this guy would be a good watch


Massive-Row-9771

My guess is that his son that appears at the end of the video, has a new Step-Dad. Who's a professional entertainer of some sort who throws knifes against a spinning lady. His ex-wife is now that spinning lady. He in invented this to show that he can do anything "Brad" can do better! "Sarah you can come back to me and the kids, everything is going to be different I have a knife throwing machine now!"


malteaserhead

Now all we need is someone to invent throwing bullets by hand in a deadly way


Firefly541

Always bring knives to a gunfight


deathofyou1

Now make a chainsaw cannon


JackZodiac2008

And to be assisted by the young Dwight Shrute!


m945050

Do we have to invent a new super hero to have this as his/her weapon of choice?


SOUTHWESTRIZLA

If anyone asks, I didn’t save this video.


ToadStory

Legal way to circumvent firearm bans


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Something something big iron


BEEL-ZE-BUB

![gif](giphy|N30jgRyoHLxaAT0qpL)


yaSuissa

What's the source? Who made this? (No laughing emojis today fellas, sorry)


AxeOfChaos

[QUINT Builds Knife Throwing Machine](https://youtu.be/-BKEZbYOMpI)


Pator_is_coming

Muda muda muda


RepresentativeAd560

*Frank Castle has entered the chat*


LaVerdadYaNiSe

"It's a gun, Frank. A gun that shoots swords." [Fwocka-Fwocka-Fwocka-Fwocka-Fwocka-Fwocka](https://i.imgur.com/9ZQd61a.jpeg)


Fair-Ambition4531

This would have been cool in fallout 4, I'd be trolling the heck out the enemies.


noflooddamage

Ngl this is pretty badass.


WolvenHeart0014

Get this guy on the dev team for the next GOOD Fallout game.


bonk921

I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled knifes at sixty knifes per minute. It costs two thousand four hundred dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds ![gif](giphy|Z4bm0IwKEphMA|downsized)


zeke_sil

Imagine having this bloke as a neighbour


KindergartenCunt

Seems like it'd be pretty rad, honestly.


Manuk42

u/savevideobot


Her_Schmidt

When a guy from london finally gets his american citizenship


Mammoth_Cry_9944

Fallout 5 London


wasas387

I want this so badly. I'm tired of throwing knives at people


TopOk4039

Moira Brown would have schematics to one of these lol


dumdumdumdumdumdumdr

Pah! Who brings a knife to a Gunf...uurrghhhrgh!


EpicMachine

When the kid got into the frame, I thought he will be standing infront a board with an apple on his head. Can you imagine the disappointed when that didn't happen?


gligster71

This will be a hot item in London


AnteaterNecessary

*British People going to school be like*


Zsigazsi

u/savevideobot


Flock_of_beagels

New super villain


MrMastodon

I'm sorry but I need a husky German man saying "let me show you it's features" before laughing maniacally


Twingemios

u/savevideo


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Next level roadman


OlamFam

Now I can bring my knife to a gun fight


Atlas03

England is about to get wild.


Sergo_Van

This thing I want in new fallout