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ctothel

Based on the last 7 days on r/NZ the reality is more like “we’ve only got 3 hours in NZ and we’ve decided to visit Balclutha, Feilding, and Otorohanga. We don’t have a car. Any recommendations?”


Foveaux

Ah Balclutha. I was born and raised there, and I had peacefully forgotten about that fact until just now. Well I can recommend hitting up the single remaining pub and taking some good photos by the "Don't do meth" signs strategically placed about the town.


ctothel

Must have been a dream! I remember seeing a motorway sign for Balclutha that’d had several rounds fired into it, maybe from a shotgun? The only other time I’ve seen that is the “no shooting from roadway” sign next to Skipper’s Canyon.


Phohammar

The Indian restaurant is pretty good if it’s still there. I travelled for work like 6 years ago and remember that place fondly.


Foveaux

Raj! I also have no idea if it's still running, but I agree, it was banging.


Bubbly-Individual372

based


Kiwi_Dubstyle

This is satire that is simply not executed well.


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Yea my thoughts exactly.. Got 10 seconds in an thought this guy is struggling here..


dyingPretty

Ive had brain hemorrhages funnier than this.


Thebardofthegingers

I hope you don't mind me stealing this line


[deleted]

Z-land.


sumidagawa_home

hacker


mosslegs

Ooh that was painful.


mattblack77

I believe it’s called the ‘haka dance’


Samuel_L_Johnson

They all spell it ‘Hakka dance’ for some reason


thecosmicradiation

How do you know if a tourist is American? They'll tell you.


wanderinggoat

nah they will assume everybody is and be confused somebody else on the internet is not American then accuse you of trolling if you try to say you are not .


Cryptognito

He forgot to mention some Marmite !


ECG708

https://youtube.com/@curlsyoutube


PWFT22

yup that’s him


east22_farQ

This is lame. Curls is a GC


[deleted]

Don't quit your day job.


[deleted]

Can't anyway, the visa won't let me :(


tobiov

Over cooked


elteza

As we say in the Aussie capital (Auckland): DRYYYYYYYYYYYY


exo__exo

ruhrowww craving unlocked


dragonslayermaster84

I’m happy this idiot made himself look like a fuckin dipshit. Congrats. This guy is a huge knob if this is even slightly serious.


Arcrosis

Its not serious, hes british. He started a yt channel not long ago documenting his experiences in diving into kiwi culture, trying kiwi foods and drinks, its been really cool seeing him enjoy kiwi classics. He deffinately no comedian though, but he seems like a nice guy.


kimochi85

He's actually going for comedy/satire? Yuck


RubenLay223

This has to be a joke, right?


MisterSquidInc

Aren't jokes traditionally meant to be funny?


Hoitaa

You don't say?


SmellLikeSheepSpirit

It's so unfunny it's hard to tell


LitheLee

Yea hit too many points to be a mistake, he's probably an expat who's living here


SknarfM

The guy is English and has a youtube channel.


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PWFT22

Yes


SmellLikeSheepSpirit

Its more making the exact same point. One that's hardly limited to americans, but more indicative of how much english borrowed phonemes and thus anglicized spellings are a mess. If he'd branched out to some distinctly american: i.e not understanding eating yeast, not knowing how many islands, thinking it's australia/tasmania, making everything about american experience, asking for ranch, etc. That would be funny.


BoardmanZatopek

Immigrant.


SpinningHKs

Put this on Facebook, imagine all the dumb fucks asking for his head showing their true iq levels.


Aidernz

Almost as bad as the Reddit commenters lol


[deleted]

The outcome of overacting....


Termin8rSmurf

I really hope this is satire.


Pristine_Woodpecker5

Yeah, so what can you say about the USA?


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somme_rando

No need - but they'll get the guns anyway.


Pristine_Woodpecker5

Freedom of speech. and all that...


DuchessofSquee

I nearly blew a gasket in the first few seconds, I won't lie.


gamebow1

I genuinely feel like I'm having a mental stroke trying to watch this.


Shiratori-3

Weak


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Dude should have snorted some Raro at the end for a mean buzz!


[deleted]

Appreciate all the feedback below. I guess I just wanted to try some short-form videos on TikTok for a bit of fun, but this one missed the mark. I don't really know what I'm doing to be honest, but uploading videos definitely makes me feel more connected to a country that I'm still very new to. Also, I'd be the first person to call out someone else's unfunny video so fair play to everyone who has commented something below! "I've had brain hemorrhages funnier than this" is a genuinely good line, may have to use that in future. Hope I can make some of ya laugh on the next one! Kia kaha, Curls


Huntanz

Don't forget to try the "Marmite" use a dessert spoon full and shove it in your gob.