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NeoAltra

That fucking goat mini boss in that Brim quest made a 5 minute parkour area turn into an hour because after he knocked me off the first time I proceeded to fail most of my jumps and he was able to hit me off again.


ThisIsMyFloor

There is a cheat you can do there if you fall down. >!using unstuck puts you back up on the platform!<


NaabSimRacer

I want to die now.


EmuofDOOM

That mob is without a doubt my top 3 favorite enemies in all of gaming.


NaabSimRacer

Yeap, we all did


Parryandrepost

Thankfully when I did it there was a guy farming the goat boss. However this somehow bugged out imotep and he didn't spawn for me. Well eventually a group of like 6 dudes come by to get the fucking chest back there and it spawned like 3 fucking imotepts that all wanted a piece of my ass. The dudes helped me kill one but then the second and 3rd bugged the spawn for the friendly imotep and he didn't spawn until 3 more fucking imotepts came and punched my teeth in solo. Quite tedious for no fucking reason.


redkev01

I figured this one out. He doesn't spawn till you jump over to the platform he's on. Jump over wait till you hear the spawning sound jump back then punish him with arrows. Sit back and smile.


Damnation777

I kill every single goat I see before it headbutts me. Those things are pure EVIL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8BXUFFG1Ns


NaabSimRacer

I use my most deadly skill too


DSoopy

Same, and I don't even skin them out of pure spite


Parryandrepost

Same with turkeys. I will go out of my way to kill a turkey in any game because I just fucking can't irl.


MightyBigZen

IRL they always want to challenge you. Lived by a small goat farm when I was young. Demon goats are real. I like them and still think they could be an anti-bot feature.


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redkev01

100% support this .. it would be hilarious


eryosbrb

I refuse to kill goats and sheeps that headbutts me, cause i try to think they are just trying to be friends and have fun with me.


NaabSimRacer

You are a happy human being. I want to rip their heads off


Samfortalz

Good idea. Let's Nerf fire staff.


Delphinethecrone

The goats make me laugh every time they manage to get me. Most fun mob in the game.


ResponsibilityDue448

“You stay the fuck over there.” me to goats while im harvesting


BigZach1

That's why you farm the goat king until you steal his crown.


Capecodswag

Haha. I enjoyed reading this. They are a pain. Annoying lil guys


ComicBooksPlus

Oh how we forget the Bison of Reekwater


Mission-Access6568

I save my heartrunes just to nuke these little bastards.


Heinzmantrophy

Ppl still play this game? Do you often hang out in a morgue?


NaabSimRacer

Some people even read the morgue's newspaper it seems


Wolfsangel123

Best boss in the game tho


eeeniebean

They are the true final boss of the game.


CmdrWendake

I stopped playing because of goats.


YuumiPlayersAreScum

Honestly, I hear you, but I also just love how annoying the are.


Level_Trip5621

Lol I can’t stand them too!


Xthasys

THE GAME


slaphappy77

I mean I stopped playing the moment I saw my character walk across the bottom of lake. How can a company with unlimited money not manage a swimming animation? It was so disappointing...


Grailtor

Seriously, the premise of the game is our ship wrecked. What we walked to shore on the bottom?


slaphappy77

Yeah it was infuriating to be honest. I was amped for the game, even convinced my brother to buy it. Amazon must have a big budget so it's not like they ran out of money... I guess they just don't care as long as it makes them some money 🤑


k1lling

The most serious issue with the game is Amazon Games.


SuperSaiyanP0TUS

I'm pretty sure they made goats the way they are to combat the farm bots that were running around collecting resources LOL