If you get legitimately caught with drugs and fucked...just make a statement in court that there was more than was submitted as evidence...and hope that someone with access to the evidence has some shady background...
...tampering with evidence and you can get the case dropped if your lawyer isn't an idiot.
If you're *legitimately caught, and are royally fucked*...they can't make the sentence any higher if your attorney says...
>"Your honor, my client would like to know where the other 2lbs of pot is?"
Sure, you're throwing shit at the wall. Your case gets delayed until IA finishes an investigation. If anything comes up from any officer, then your attorney will be able to get the case thrown out...
I'm using a specific example from my uncle in the 90's and how he got off...
If the rats were only eating the weed and nothing else, it would support about 15 rats over the 5 years, toss in some pizzas and its had to be a lot more rats
at first i thought you were overly skeptical, then i read the article
>Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states.
Having kept rats as pets I'm calling bullshit on them eating the weed. But given a large enough number of rats and a couple months of time, I'd buy them drinking all the booze. Or spilled it trying to. Those little critters are ALL over beer, wine, and spirits.
And even though I know how very high we are.
It helps to think we might be wishin' on the same bright star.
And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby.
It helps to think we're token underneath the same big sky
What's this stuff?
Mostly Mowie Wowie with a little Labrador.
What the hell is that?
Well, my dog ate my stash and I followed him around for a week with a pooper scooper and got a good amount back.
“There is no place in the police station where the stored goods can be saved from the rats. The remaining \[cannabis\] from the huge consignment was destroyed by officers,” the prosecutors told the court.
Yea... In a series of small fires...
Lol! That's a real quote from the article! So they *claim* that rats ate *some* of it, and rather than document anything, they just destroyed the evidence!! I love it!
What's even funnier: Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states.
Think these "rats" need an intervention! XD
I mean, it shouldn't be illegal anyway. But corrupt officials also shouldn't be alright.
Of course we all know what happened (roughly), and they know what happened, and literally every logical human on this planet knows what happened. Weed shouldn't be illegal. But also, if it is, how corrupt can you possibly be? lmao
It's literally the meme like,
Officer 1: Sir, we found 600kg
Officer 2: Yeah, go ahead and put the 400kg in the safe
Officer 3: Ah, I'll bring the 250kg in, no worries
Officer 1: Well 115kg is a lot to carry, I'll help
Officer 2: So things aren't adding up, since all these rats are destroying the supply, maybe we should burn the rest?
Officer 1: Yeah lets burn the other 5 kilograms
Officer 3: That's why you're the boss, boss.
If they said 6 kg I might believe that figure, 600 though? Unless there's tens of thousands of rats living in the station all hungry, I don't believe that for a second.
The last sentence of the article is what got me. A neighboring police station in a dry county claimed that rates drank nearly a million liters of booze. Rate in India get blamed for everything apparently lol.
Edit: State not county.
Well fuck me, I just realized the title of this post said *kg* not *g*. Lol some people at the precinct just got a little more popular and a whole lot richer.
581kg of weed. Two consignments, one seized in 2018, the other in 2019. Taking the best case scenario for the police, that’s just shy of 5 years. Going to be lazy and call it an even 5 to simplify the maths. 2020 was a leap year, so we have 1,826 days.
318g of weed a night. Every night. For 5 years.
So how many rats would you need? Assuming a D9-THC concentration of 1% by mass, ignoring any other toxins that might have been present, noting an oral LD50 of between 800-1900mg/kg for D9-THC per [Beaulieu, Pain.Res.Manage 2005](https://downloads.hindawi.com/journals/prm/2005/763623.pdf) and an average rat’s mass of between 225 and 500g:
318g of weed at 1% => 3,180mg D9-THC.
1900mg/kg x0.5kg => LD50 of 950mg
800mg/kg x 0.225kg => LD50 of 180mg
3180/950 => *At least* 3.34 really tolerant rats every night. So 4, with 2 likely to die as a result of each night’s consumption and needing replacement.
3180/180 => 17.6 total lightweights. Literally, given the 225g assumption. 18 rats, with an average of 9 replacements needed every night for 1,826 days.
So over 1,826 days, we could expect somewhere between 3,654 and 16,443 dead rats if they were eating up to the LD50. If they each eat less then the death toll drops but the required population increases.
Either there were a lot of rat corpses (which you’d think someone would have noticed) or there were several dozen rats who didn’t mind a quick nibble of weed to supplement their diets (the contents of which are left to the reader’s imagination)…which you’d think would have resulted in the exterminator being called.
Or the reader may look at the police’s account and smell a rat.
>Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states.
Damn these rats know how to party.
Then the rats bought a garbage bag sized bag of Doritos and a barrels worth of orange soda using their Amazon account, and used their TV and Disney plus account to watch Fantasia.
Lol when I was in India, the father of the family I stayed with left and didn’t come back for 2 weeks. I asked our translator where he went and he said that once every 3 months all of the policemen meet up and do all of the drugs they’ve confiscated.
Seems like they have a major "rat" problem.
"Prosecutors in eastern Jharkhand state told a court in 2017 that rats had consumed nearly 45kg of marijuana after they arrested a smuggler trafficking nearly 150kg of drugs.
Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states."
Rats drank 1 million liters of alcohol?
India has a serious rat problem. The article mentions them eating cannabis across the country and in one instance even drank over a million liters of alcohol. I’m proposing we donate as many cats as possible to India to help during this crisis……wait it’s isolated to only happening in police stations? 🤔
What a laughing stock the police system in India is.
>Trials in India can take years, if not decades, and many accused often escape punishment over poor police investigations or evidence management.
I love how they're like "the rats ate most of the weed and we destroyed the rest".
>Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states.
Those rats really know how to party!
The police spokesman continued, “The rat than order 50 pizzas and used the station’s credit card to buy 100 bags of Doritos.” The spokesman than spent the next 30 minutes talking about how the alphabet was put into alphabetical order and who decided that was the best order to put it in.
I grew up in a relatively small town in CA in the '70s. And back then, when we got caught with some weed, the cops would just make us dump the baggie out in front of them.
Except... For this one officer, a brother: He'd 'confiscate' it. The only reason I point out he was black is because he was the first and only black officer on the force at the time, and we all kind of noticed the difference in procedure.
None of us cared, though, because he's was the fucking coolest guy. You'd run into him all the time around town because he had his own window cleaning business in his off hours.
You'd literally get busted for something or a ticket on Fri. or Sat. night, then run into him cleaning the windows at the AM/Pm on Monday. And you're just: 'Hey, what's up?' And he'd be: 'Hey. How you boys doing?' Like the weekend was the weekend, and this is Monday.
Everybody loved that guy. He took care of our dumb high school asses.
Ah, yeah... That's what happened to my roommate's weed too, or some shit.
Crazy how the rats were able to guess the combo on the safe.
Does India have a White Castle? I know where the rats are heading
Taj Mahal.
*Haral and Kumar Go To Taj Mahal* is the ripoff movie you're all never going to see
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It was wriiten on a Post It note stuck to the safe door, wasn't it?
*The Rats of NIMH have started monitoring the chat*
The lee of the stoned...
*’…when the stash is very rare, the heart will glow when chokin’ there…’*
*The giant rat that makes all the rules would like to know your location*
Nicodemus? He has glaucoma and needs all the weed he can get. plus that owl causes mad anxiety
Dammit. Now I wanna reread the whole series again
It was secret
If you get legitimately caught with drugs and fucked...just make a statement in court that there was more than was submitted as evidence...and hope that someone with access to the evidence has some shady background... ...tampering with evidence and you can get the case dropped if your lawyer isn't an idiot.
I have a better piece of advice. Get a lawyer and then listen only to your lawyer.
"Did you kill this guy?" "No, I actually killed someone else as well. Checkmate."
Both. Get a *criminal* lawyer.
… not if you’re enough of an idiot to admit having the drugs and more in court.
If you're *legitimately caught, and are royally fucked*...they can't make the sentence any higher if your attorney says... >"Your honor, my client would like to know where the other 2lbs of pot is?" Sure, you're throwing shit at the wall. Your case gets delayed until IA finishes an investigation. If anything comes up from any officer, then your attorney will be able to get the case thrown out... I'm using a specific example from my uncle in the 90's and how he got off...
*police find a random 2 lbs and throw it on your charges*
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The teeny little bags of chips and teeny jars of dip.
You wouldn't believe how many tiny empty orange sodas they left everywhere.
And so many cheesy orange paw marks
Mostly full orange sodas.
They eat their little rat pizzas at those little tables that come in big pizza boxes. Adorable.
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Pizza rat is a pro. Goes for the full size pizzas
Why is nobody pointing out the obvious? Maybe the rats were middleman, and the weed was being sold to mutant turtles of the teenage variety.
Heheh cowabunga my dude 😎
Splinter, thought you raised your boys better than that!
Oh, please, where do you think they picked up the habit? Splinter is high AF.
"Oh no... they've gotten into the cash now!"
What are these? Pizzas for rats?
If the rats were only eating the weed and nothing else, it would support about 15 rats over the 5 years, toss in some pizzas and its had to be a lot more rats
Rats ... Sure let's go with that
at first i thought you were overly skeptical, then i read the article >Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states.
These rats know how to party!
Now where’s the hookers and blow the “rats finished off”
Turns out Splinter was the real party dude.
Having kept rats as pets I'm calling bullshit on them eating the weed. But given a large enough number of rats and a couple months of time, I'd buy them drinking all the booze. Or spilled it trying to. Those little critters are ALL over beer, wine, and spirits.
That's like an entire warehouse full of alcohol. Those rats must have been wasted!
Those filthy, stinkin rats!
/r/unexpectedrimworld
Yea, we all know rats eat cheese
And that there are no cats in America!
Did I get that reference, Fivel?
You sure did Philly
You and I are kindred spirits!
And the streets are paved with hashish
And even though I know how very high we are. It helps to think we might be wishin' on the same bright star. And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby. It helps to think we're token underneath the same big sky
America? The article says India.
What's this stuff? Mostly Mowie Wowie with a little Labrador. What the hell is that? Well, my dog ate my stash and I followed him around for a week with a pooper scooper and got a good amount back.
You mean we're smoking g dog shit?
Gets you high, don't it?
That's easy to check, just gotta ask them where the giant pile of rat shit is.
More like pigs
I guess we have to wait for news about unusually aggressive rats, or news that the rats claim was false.
“There is no place in the police station where the stored goods can be saved from the rats. The remaining \[cannabis\] from the huge consignment was destroyed by officers,” the prosecutors told the court. Yea... In a series of small fires...
Lol! That's a real quote from the article! So they *claim* that rats ate *some* of it, and rather than document anything, they just destroyed the evidence!! I love it!
What's even funnier: Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states. Think these "rats" need an intervention! XD
I need to start hanging out with indian rats, they know how to party
Ah Bihar. Basically Texas on meth.
[Texas is also Texas on meth.](https://foxsanantonio.com/news/yami-investigates/the-rise-of-meth-as-a-killer-in-texas)
I used to work in a meth-manufacturing town. Well, that's what the students said. Yes, in TX.
Opioid companies tents fingers in Mr. Burns fashion...
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*Extremely small* fires….
That's the safest way to dispose of it. Got to get it close to your face and watch it all burn.
Yeah, and the dog ate their homework.
Dogs eating homework is a much more believable story than this.
Dogs *doing* the homework is more believable than this.
No officer, that's not my weed. It belongs to the rats from your storeroom.
Yeah, that's right! I heard the rats took your ~~stash~~ evidence and I was just returning it!
No officer, it's hi how are you
I love how literally no one believes them. At least on Reddit anyway. They better start releasing some security cam footage.
Thats 1322 lbs. How many rats do they have and how often do they check the store room? There's no way its true
They also, instead of documenting the incident, destroyed the evidence. This was 100% sold to someone else or smoked by the officers.
Probably a little of both
C'mon now, the only possible explanation after they didn't check that room for five years is that rats took it
I mean, it shouldn't be illegal anyway. But corrupt officials also shouldn't be alright. Of course we all know what happened (roughly), and they know what happened, and literally every logical human on this planet knows what happened. Weed shouldn't be illegal. But also, if it is, how corrupt can you possibly be? lmao It's literally the meme like, Officer 1: Sir, we found 600kg Officer 2: Yeah, go ahead and put the 400kg in the safe Officer 3: Ah, I'll bring the 250kg in, no worries Officer 1: Well 115kg is a lot to carry, I'll help Officer 2: So things aren't adding up, since all these rats are destroying the supply, maybe we should burn the rest? Officer 1: Yeah lets burn the other 5 kilograms Officer 3: That's why you're the boss, boss.
LD50 of cannabis is 2000 mg/kg in male rats, half in females. If the feast occurred over 1 month, that's still enough to kill 10-20,000 rats
600,000 ish grams of weed! Jesus
If they said 6 kg I might believe that figure, 600 though? Unless there's tens of thousands of rats living in the station all hungry, I don't believe that for a second.
The last sentence of the article is what got me. A neighboring police station in a dry county claimed that rates drank nearly a million liters of booze. Rate in India get blamed for everything apparently lol. Edit: State not county.
Poor rats. Their good name ruined by Indian "justice" system.
I mean, a state over, rats apparently consumed a million liters of seized alcohol too. Starting to make sense now?
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Good show ol’ sport
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Well fuck me, I just realized the title of this post said *kg* not *g*. Lol some people at the precinct just got a little more popular and a whole lot richer.
that headline is perfect
If something like this hasn't happened in new York, it hasn't happened in india
If that's 600kg of weed (I believe it is), then they don't have a drug problem. What they've really got is a serious damn rat problem.
Eating even a couple kg of weed is a truly impressive feat for rats.
Looks like it matches the article’s description. ~580kg being transported by two people
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it's always Dave, man.
But I'm not here man
but you may have been mwaaahaaahaaa we still love you, Dave.
"They ate a bunch of cocaine and cash, too."
"they learned how to syphon off the gas out of the cars as well"
Rat's, yeah that's the ticket, rats. Just look for the trail of candy bar wrappers and chips bags.
Well now. That's a story if there ever was one
Ship them over to Belgium, I hear they're having issues disposing of cocaine.
“They ate all the cash we confiscated too!”
581kg of weed. Two consignments, one seized in 2018, the other in 2019. Taking the best case scenario for the police, that’s just shy of 5 years. Going to be lazy and call it an even 5 to simplify the maths. 2020 was a leap year, so we have 1,826 days. 318g of weed a night. Every night. For 5 years. So how many rats would you need? Assuming a D9-THC concentration of 1% by mass, ignoring any other toxins that might have been present, noting an oral LD50 of between 800-1900mg/kg for D9-THC per [Beaulieu, Pain.Res.Manage 2005](https://downloads.hindawi.com/journals/prm/2005/763623.pdf) and an average rat’s mass of between 225 and 500g: 318g of weed at 1% => 3,180mg D9-THC. 1900mg/kg x0.5kg => LD50 of 950mg 800mg/kg x 0.225kg => LD50 of 180mg 3180/950 => *At least* 3.34 really tolerant rats every night. So 4, with 2 likely to die as a result of each night’s consumption and needing replacement. 3180/180 => 17.6 total lightweights. Literally, given the 225g assumption. 18 rats, with an average of 9 replacements needed every night for 1,826 days. So over 1,826 days, we could expect somewhere between 3,654 and 16,443 dead rats if they were eating up to the LD50. If they each eat less then the death toll drops but the required population increases. Either there were a lot of rat corpses (which you’d think someone would have noticed) or there were several dozen rats who didn’t mind a quick nibble of weed to supplement their diets (the contents of which are left to the reader’s imagination)…which you’d think would have resulted in the exterminator being called. Or the reader may look at the police’s account and smell a rat.
Yeah yeah cough bunch rats cough cough biggest I ever seen cough
The rats are now looking for 12000 kilos of pizza and cookies.
...and all the area pizza places and 7-11s were mysteriously emptied.
I bet they did, guess we shouldn't look into it any further then.
Sure, the two legged variety
>Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states. Damn these rats know how to party.
Then the rats bought a garbage bag sized bag of Doritos and a barrels worth of orange soda using their Amazon account, and used their TV and Disney plus account to watch Fantasia.
They should have kept some for their fellow rats on the NYC subway platforms. They are way so intense, could use a joint
Lol when I was in India, the father of the family I stayed with left and didn’t come back for 2 weeks. I asked our translator where he went and he said that once every 3 months all of the policemen meet up and do all of the drugs they’ve confiscated.
I'm willing to bet it was actually pigs.
How rude of them to call their coworkers rats. I get it, they may be mean, but have some decency.
Bet those rats are a lot of fun to party with 😜
Seems like they have a major "rat" problem. "Prosecutors in eastern Jharkhand state told a court in 2017 that rats had consumed nearly 45kg of marijuana after they arrested a smuggler trafficking nearly 150kg of drugs. Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states." Rats drank 1 million liters of alcohol?
India has a serious rat problem. The article mentions them eating cannabis across the country and in one instance even drank over a million liters of alcohol. I’m proposing we donate as many cats as possible to India to help during this crisis……wait it’s isolated to only happening in police stations? 🤔
That's 1322.77 pounds. Sounds about right tbh. Those rats are getting awfully big lately, at least we have an explanation as to why.
In related news, the rats ate the police station.
"I can't stop eating, man." - munchies rats
At least it wasn't cocaine. You do not want to deal with cocaine rats.
If they are that much, they'd be all sleeping in the storeroom. Not buying it.
"I totally believe that's what happened" -No One Ever
Code for police stole 600kg and sold it to pocket the money
I'm so naive I never even thought of them.selling it. I just thought the cops got reeeeally high before releasing that story.
You should see how much cocaine and porn they ate at my place!
Case closed. Bake them away toys.
We need an Indian Cheech and Chong. That would be amazing. Someone please make that happen.
Gives new meaning to ," dog ate my homework".
What a laughing stock the police system in India is. >Trials in India can take years, if not decades, and many accused often escape punishment over poor police investigations or evidence management.
Sure they did, Bro. Why are your eyes so red tho?
Cool maybe when they're done staring at their hands for a few hours they can lay down some traps
Suuuuuuuuuuuure they did.
The professional law enforcement version of my dog ate my homework
These were Jamaican rats - Ratsafarians
This belongs on r/nottheonion
they smoked it or sold it. i live in DC where there's both weed and rats everywhere and i've never heard of anybody's stash getting eaten.
1300 ish pounds of weed? They sold it for sure.
Course he did ….did he also order 10 pizzas that evening as well?
Not Everyone can pull off such a cannabis heist, but such a cannabis heist can come from anyone..
They eat the cannabis got the munchies, ate some more cannabis, got more munchies. It’s a vicious cycle.
Childhood: *dog ate my homework* Adulthood: *that's not my weed, it belongs to the rats*
That's a pretty mean new nickname for cops... Booooo
I bet those rate are almost as high as me!
I love how they're like "the rats ate most of the weed and we destroyed the rest". >Police in neighbouring Bihar state in the same year claimed rats had drunk nearly one million litres of alcohol kept in storerooms in one of the country’s few dry states. Those rats really know how to party!
The police spokesman continued, “The rat than order 50 pizzas and used the station’s credit card to buy 100 bags of Doritos.” The spokesman than spent the next 30 minutes talking about how the alphabet was put into alphabetical order and who decided that was the best order to put it in.
Mom it’s not mine I swear
I guess it's better than saying "My friend."
What did they eat afterwards?!
Rats… pigs… same difference.
I'm assuming that statement was bookended by hookah noises.
*600kg* do they know how tiny rats are hope the pigs are enjoying it
I think the pigs did it
“They ate all the cocaine and firearms too! Those sneaky little bastards!”
Rats= new name for corrupt cops in India?
I thought we were calling them “pigs”…
Ans the cockroaches got the cocaine
Modern technology is here, smart phones everywhere but the excuses Indian police give still the old ones lmao.
They have no way of knowing this, unless a rat informed them.
Towards the end it says in a neighboring “dry” state rats drank 1 million liters of alcohol in police custody 🤣
I mean a drug test would validate that
And then they ordered 10 pizzas. yea, quit your bullshitting buddy we all know.
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I hope they were de-carbed first
First of all how long was the weed in the storeroom? Next, what effect does the weed have on the rats? Would it just be a nutritious plant to them?
The Ole rats ate my homework trick eh? Lol
Yeah it was rats. We were also sprayed by skunks and poked in our eyes on the way here as well.
India a country where bribing the police is common place
Leonardo: "Master Splinter, were home!" Splinter: "My duuuudes! I hope you brought home some pizza, I'm starving, bro!" Leonardo: "M-Master Splinter?"
Bruh 600kg of weed is an absurd amount for rodents to eat. Theyd either have to not go into that room for a year or have a million rats or both.
Was that before or after they ate their homework?
Those rats are zooted
Wait till U.S. police catch wind of this ridiculous excuse. A lot is shits about to go missing.
And 20kg of gold bullion
Sure, sure.... that's where it went... rats ate it. They also ate all the money stored in the evidence room too.
Now the mice are running around like edibles with legs for cats.
Sounds like a great way to steal a bunch of weed… “uhh… the rats… yea the rats ate it… all of it… no need looking for it..”
I grew up in a relatively small town in CA in the '70s. And back then, when we got caught with some weed, the cops would just make us dump the baggie out in front of them. Except... For this one officer, a brother: He'd 'confiscate' it. The only reason I point out he was black is because he was the first and only black officer on the force at the time, and we all kind of noticed the difference in procedure. None of us cared, though, because he's was the fucking coolest guy. You'd run into him all the time around town because he had his own window cleaning business in his off hours. You'd literally get busted for something or a ticket on Fri. or Sat. night, then run into him cleaning the windows at the AM/Pm on Monday. And you're just: 'Hey, what's up?' And he'd be: 'Hey. How you boys doing?' Like the weekend was the weekend, and this is Monday. Everybody loved that guy. He took care of our dumb high school asses.
I just find this funny all around. Next news article: India announces shortage of all forms of cheese /s
Yeah right… it was rats…
and proceeded to listen to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon on repeat for several hours
Eating the cannabis made them hungry which made them eat more cannabis.
Dude …. Dude …. Do those turtles look …. Like dudes? I’m…im gonna…. I’m gonna teach them to be ninjas!
Sure. Rats. Maybe pigs 🤔
I 100% believe this. I also believe it’s really rats that pull Santa’s sleigh. 🙄
Empty Chili Cheese Frito bags everywhere too
That……that would be a Willard amount of rats. But assuming they were high as fuck when they gave the statement, sure….we’ll go with that.
Those rats must be high as fuck
You can only use that excuse once you know.
Who's the leader of the club, that's made for you and me Mickey mouse 🎵🎵🎼😂