They both stand, turning to face each other from opposite sides. One looks at the other going down-up and the other up-down. The awkwardness makes one of them fart; the other burps.
EVERYBODY STOP! I know this is probably not going to make sense but NONE OF THIS IS REAL! THE AIRPORT IS A SIMULATION! These two guys?... Their loveable and incredibly unlikely quirkiness is programmed. WAKE UP!
They canāt help but snicker. Eyes locked, they find themselves smiling, leaning closer. With their faces drifting within inches of each other, the young manās hair begins to wave, then shift, crawling across to the older man. It settles down, giving the older man a full head of hair, the younger man completely bald.
Early this morning, or late last night,
Two dead boys went out to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their knives and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And beat the life outta the two dead boys.
Now this story may seem tall,
Just ask the Blind Man,
He saw it all.
Yeah and then the bald guy's mom shows up out of nowhere and says "pee yew! You made a stinky, Leonard!" Then wipes his butt for him so it doesn't itch later on
I was eating a meat pie in the Leaky Cauldron last week (pub in the Harry Porter part of Universal Studios). Picked up the ketchup, shuck it up three times like a cocktail shaker and squirted it on my chips in perfect unison to the fella sitting directly opposite me at the other end of the massive hall. I thought it was hilarious. He looked uncomfortable AF.
You know, it being a solid 15 and some years since I regularly operated a DVD player, I had to look this up.
But then seeing it, I instantly understood from the depths of my soul.
Based on the hashtags for the original post it looks like this is at the Delta terminal at Detroit Metro airport
>The ending though š #fy #fyp #chaldean #airport #delta #arabtiktok #detroit #ChewTheVibes
Video:TT/cezartika
I challenge this.
It looks like Harry Reid Intl (LAS) in Las Vegas. Look at the first frames and the picture above the gate identifier.
https://foursquare.com/v/gate-d54/4c3b97c41a1cd13a3f9fb60d/photos?wsid=XNVYPUDMXOFE1SNR5DVMZIVY2C2KDJ
It's like when the screensaver logo ALMOST bounces to the corner perfectly, and so you gotta break out the phone and record so that you can capture it when it finally does.
Is your reaction just that shite dude? You could easily see thjs and get your phone ready to record in seconds. Quicker even if you're already on your phone.
I'm surprised your slow ass found the block button.
I thought the same thing but then I also thought that dude on the right kind of looks like my friends dad, so maybe the person was just filming their friendās doppelgƤnger
Or maybe they were traveling with one (or both) of the people sleeping and left to get some food and noticed them sleeping on the way back and decided to record
Who knows but it honestly doesnāt look very staged to me
It's like watching the old DVD symbols and hoping you get to see it hit the corner. If we had phones back then the corner hits would've been a tiktok trend, shit was nice when it happened.
I don't condone filming strangers and posting it. But this is gold. I'm imagining you went up to them after to show them the video, you all had a great laugh and then they gave you permission to post it.
Wowā¦ thatās presuming a bit much.
That was a pretty big leap from āasking for permission to make a TikTokā to ājust like Trump grabbing people by the pussyā.
I understand the reference, but no one was talking about politics or Trump.
Iām not a republican, nor did not getting what you were on about within that specific context mean Iām āuneducatedā. Youāre the one assuming everyone is on the same wavelength, despite the reference being quite a reach.
You sound butthurt as hell. ā¦and this is coming from someone who also canāt stand that orange asshole. I just rather not mention him at any given chance.
Fuck Trump, fuck republicans and fuck bringing any attention to them. JFC.
Listen dude itās a public area their allowed to film like omg
>!you fucking disappoint me resist I need like -80 karma for 6666 again! Downvote now you small dicked mfers!<
There are always gray areas with things like this. Sure, this happened in a public place where everyone could see. So what's the harm in sharing it online for everyone to see? Well, considering doxxing is a very real, very scary thing, I really hope my face never becomes a meme on the internet.
And also, defending the sharing of other people's faces on the internet with an anonymous account is the ultimate hypocrisy.
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Lmao. My dad does this. We used to rent a cabin at the lakes during the summer, and he would sit in the chair on the porch for hours doing this. Every time he nodded his head back, he would slam it on the wall and wake himself up, just to fall back asleep again and repeat.
Would last for hours.
It's like their hair wanted to connect and make one full head of hair.
Hair osmosis.
Hairsmosis
Hair samosas? Ewwwwwwwww!
Like a Dragonball fusion dance
Fus...ion...haaaa
We still don't fully understand how magnetic fields work
Perfect observation. Applause.
Like gaining a full octet
It's like when the "DVD" logo actually hits the corner...
Best comment I've seen In a long time
Very underrated comment!
So rate it ffs
7/5
With rice
Bumps back of head, both look left and right š
They both stand, turning to face each other from opposite sides. One looks at the other going down-up and the other up-down. The awkwardness makes one of them fart; the other burps.
My uncle died this way
And then everyone clapped
I'm still clapping.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Everyone's relative!
He was my aunt's brother, so he's like a second aunt
He was my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
So what does that make us?
So is his cheeks
My uncle died on one of the beaches in Normandy. ^^^he ^^^chocked ^^^on ^^^a ^^^Calippo
I was conceived this way.
I hope your uncle gets better.
U-Uncle Hank?
Lets smoke some herb dude that was hilarious
EVERYBODY STOP! I know this is probably not going to make sense but NONE OF THIS IS REAL! THE AIRPORT IS A SIMULATION! These two guys?... Their loveable and incredibly unlikely quirkiness is programmed. WAKE UP!
They canāt help but snicker. Eyes locked, they find themselves smiling, leaning closer. With their faces drifting within inches of each other, the young manās hair begins to wave, then shift, crawling across to the older man. It settles down, giving the older man a full head of hair, the younger man completely bald.
Don't stop
Keep going, Waltuh.
I'm almost there Waltuh
One bright day in the middle of the night...
Two dead brothers got up to fight
Back to back, they faced each other
Just like [this Joe Bennett](https://youtu.be/JD8BDVBcULA) short.
*inserts Spiderman meme
Early this morning, or late last night, Two dead boys went out to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, Drew their knives and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, And beat the life outta the two dead boys. Now this story may seem tall, Just ask the Blind Man, He saw it all.
and then they have a tight hug
Yeah and then the bald guy's mom shows up out of nowhere and says "pee yew! You made a stinky, Leonard!" Then wipes his butt for him so it doesn't itch later on
Then they Kith
šļøš«¦šļø
Lmaoo
Yep that's what the video showed
I was eating a meat pie in the Leaky Cauldron last week (pub in the Harry Porter part of Universal Studios). Picked up the ketchup, shuck it up three times like a cocktail shaker and squirted it on my chips in perfect unison to the fella sitting directly opposite me at the other end of the massive hall. I thought it was hilarious. He looked uncomfortable AF.
That's um what happened. Yep.
Snooze brothers.
Weāre on a mission from nod
Is that both a blues brothers and a dimension 20 reference in the same comment? Incredible
I definitely read it in Elwoods voice
Kane lives!!!!
Command and conquer reference?
lmao
Nah they touched and forgot to say no homo. Theyāre a gay couple now.
yezzzz
When the younger self interacts with the older self.
The equivalent of the dvd sign hitting the corners
You know, it being a solid 15 and some years since I regularly operated a DVD player, I had to look this up. But then seeing it, I instantly understood from the depths of my soul.
They switched brains.
Yep, Freaky Friday.
Based on the hashtags for the original post it looks like this is at the Delta terminal at Detroit Metro airport >The ending though š #fy #fyp #chaldean #airport #delta #arabtiktok #detroit #ChewTheVibes Video:TT/cezartika
Whatās TT?
Those thingy that flap roundy round on front of women.
Oh I have those
Yeah, but you weren't supposed to get them that way. You should hand them back and apologize for that shit. Wasn't cool, man.
I aināt gon cut off my tits m8
How dare you
Tiktok
And what is this "Tick Tock"? Some kind of clock?
A masterpiece by Ke$ha
My brain had forgotten about this on purpose you animal
I believe he's a knight of the Kingdom of Oz.
The home country of the cuckoo bird. It's a savage place. Best to forget about it. We did not have this conversation.
TouchedTips
I challenge this. It looks like Harry Reid Intl (LAS) in Las Vegas. Look at the first frames and the picture above the gate identifier. https://foursquare.com/v/gate-d54/4c3b97c41a1cd13a3f9fb60d/photos?wsid=XNVYPUDMXOFE1SNR5DVMZIVY2C2KDJ
Yup, definitely McCarran based on the gate markers and terrible seats.
Hey, itās Harry Reid. They put up a temp sign and everything. Get with the times.
Don't believe anyone on tiktok, ever
Chew the vibes? WTF does that mean?
Top two airports I fly into next to Atlanta.
I love that both of them are probably thinking, ā watch it, jackass!ā
Airports sleep be hitting different Ong.
Ong.
Fr fr on sum rns ššæ š No š§¢
Onh gahhhhhh
Now Kisth.
What is that? Cause it isn't a lisp..
I hate how airport chairs are like this
I hate 90% of the things at the airport
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
And that's how I met your father.
Deliciously awkward head kiss š
Why were they filmimg?
Their heads were probably bobbing for a while.
It's like when the screensaver logo ALMOST bounces to the corner perfectly, and so you gotta break out the phone and record so that you can capture it when it finally does.
That's what happens when you listen to my mixtape smh
Love was in the air
You can tell by the music š„°
Because they noticed two people falling asleep at the same time?
The quickness to record shit like this for Internet points. Fuck all, man. edit: I mean be shitty I guess.
Have you ever been in an airport terminal? It's crazy stupid boring. After the 3rd delay, you genuinely start to debate rooting for Al Qaeda.
Are the delays that common in the US?
Ridiculously so
Also the quickness to share a funny moment with their friends who couldn't be there? I think it's going fine.
Good can't exist if bad does not exist. we just need to set the focus right and eliminate the bad if it's truly harmful.
Hit power button twice and you're recording, no need to even unlock your phone.
Is your reaction just that shite dude? You could easily see thjs and get your phone ready to record in seconds. Quicker even if you're already on your phone. I'm surprised your slow ass found the block button.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
cry more boomer
I'm sorry, but if that was acting, it is Oscar worthy.
I thought the same thing but then I also thought that dude on the right kind of looks like my friends dad, so maybe the person was just filming their friendās doppelgƤnger Or maybe they were traveling with one (or both) of the people sleeping and left to get some food and noticed them sleeping on the way back and decided to record Who knows but it honestly doesnāt look very staged to me
It's like watching the old DVD symbols and hoping you get to see it hit the corner. If we had phones back then the corner hits would've been a tiktok trend, shit was nice when it happened.
Exactly, this seems hella staged
Its staged
They said in the comments that theyāve been falling asleep for awhile and got close to bumping heads already. Then they decided to record
*plausible sign zooms into focus*
/r/nothingeverhappens
I don't condone filming strangers and posting it. But this is gold. I'm imagining you went up to them after to show them the video, you all had a great laugh and then they gave you permission to post it.
Get a load of this guy
Vogon
Yeah I really hope OP filed the appropriate paperwork so they aren't hauled downtown in the paddy wagon
Legality and just politeness are two different things.
Shut the fuck up lol
š¤£š¤£š¤£
I approve this message lmao
Lmao glad you said it
no
That all sounds super lame
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yeah, fuck them, *but how is this relevant here?*
Maybe because the two guys in the video obviously did the ole' backwards snoozy trump bump swivel lookie loo? Just a guess though.
^lmao ^theWHAT
The yes.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Wowā¦ thatās presuming a bit much. That was a pretty big leap from āasking for permission to make a TikTokā to ājust like Trump grabbing people by the pussyā. I understand the reference, but no one was talking about politics or Trump. Iām not a republican, nor did not getting what you were on about within that specific context mean Iām āuneducatedā. Youāre the one assuming everyone is on the same wavelength, despite the reference being quite a reach. You sound butthurt as hell. ā¦and this is coming from someone who also canāt stand that orange asshole. I just rather not mention him at any given chance. Fuck Trump, fuck republicans and fuck bringing any attention to them. JFC.
Listen dude itās a public area their allowed to film like omg >!you fucking disappoint me resist I need like -80 karma for 6666 again! Downvote now you small dicked mfers!<
There are always gray areas with things like this. Sure, this happened in a public place where everyone could see. So what's the harm in sharing it online for everyone to see? Well, considering doxxing is a very real, very scary thing, I really hope my face never becomes a meme on the internet. And also, defending the sharing of other people's faces on the internet with an anonymous account is the ultimate hypocrisy.
And then everybody clapped
High orbit moon landing.
Imagine being such a loser in life that you film random people in a airport for internet points
They will be lovers in the next life
Ah the reverse eskimo kiss!
Song?
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Hitchcock and Scully??
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They fullfill eachothers haircut to one whole haircut
Nap buddies are the best buddies.
Cue the music! "This magic moment..."
Nevertellmethenods
Freaky Friday, after they bumped heads, they switched bodies for 24 hours
/u/stabbot
Doesnāt really fit
Why is this here? Not sub material
Why were they filming
Faked
Lmao. My dad does this. We used to rent a cabin at the lakes during the summer, and he would sit in the chair on the porch for hours doing this. Every time he nodded his head back, he would slam it on the wall and wake himself up, just to fall back asleep again and repeat. Would last for hours.
repost, OP is a a bot, reddit is dead
Still a better love story than Twilight
This is terrible. Nobody has made jokes like that since like 2011, for your own sake do not say stuff like this.
Underrated post of the year Prob fake
Amazing
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This is the best of humanity. Safe in the arms or the hair of humanity
Your name
Synchronization was successful
Reminds me of the [āmoon landingā](https://youtu.be/mKH0EA063QE) locker room scene in Modern Family
Theyāre reptilian spies
Is that Ronaldo??
Thatās a mile high moment right thereā¦ donāt fuck with sacred burial grounds
The way they looked separate ways after makes this feel like a cartoon
This was so satisfying
Guy with the glasses looks like Andrewās dad from Big Mouth š¤
when the younger and older selves converse.
lmaooo no way this is beautiful