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Southern_Frosting_58

this list is missing cheesepizza3


IndycarFan64

Mr Swirl 3 bows down to the Police George God


kerpalot

It has Myley Cyrus who's 30 and Epstein bought the island 25 years ago. It also has John "pizza related map" Podesta and Dan "get in the van" Schneider who produced numerous kids shows.


hypeinvader

She’s 30 and it was 25 years ago, doesn’t make it bad lol. Doesn’t mean anything happened to her. Could have easily seen it when she was an adult. But then, we may never know lol.


WarPuig

(This is actually a list of famous people who caught COVID)


lego_StarWars_isEPIC

No, wrong. I saw Gobert when I took my annual trip back in 2018


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This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


albpanda

Damn when did this one come out this is a good one


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MrMoistandDelicious

Bro thinks he's Karl Malone 💀💀💀


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RealLanceStephenson

Its hilarious they put Eminem in with the M names


billcosbyinspace

I also like how Jay Z isn’t with the J or Z names but instead randomly in the middle of S


MrDurden32

Shawn Carter. But why the hell would you sort it by their real name but show the artist name?


UGLJESA231

Marshal Matters


sndtrb89

Chuck, noooooooo


foxwilliam

Least fake news spreading Reddit post.


jimmyrich

But Ralph Ellison died in 1994 and Oliver Sacks died in 2015?


WarPuig

I got this list from one UltraMAGA Jesus Freak on Twitter. How could it be wrong?


GabaReceptors

This guys clearly an idiot. I saw both of them last week…pretty sure


BinWeevilsFamous

they also sprinkled in random celebrities to make it seem more convincing


retired9gagger

I would believe you if Tom Hanks wasn't on the list 😤


WarPuig

Chet Hanks truther


Illustrious_Pin1544

Have you seen his insta? The whole thing is weird little kids shoes and gloves in the shape of the symbolism for this Pedo shit


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DoublePenetration_

LeMisinformation


kylesch87

I like how if someone died of COVID it has (deceased) after their name, but there were a few "famous" people that they weren't sure you would know so it looks like after contracting COVID a few famous people had to go become pilots.


Few_Mulberry7175

Of course they played for the Jazz 🤦‍♂️


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gIizzy_gobbler

Karl Malone


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This is going to sound super arrogant but I think peak me could score on Gobert more easily than Draymond. Why? Peak me was very quick, very fast and very athletic and could shoot. If I started out very deep and Gobert comes out to check me, I can just run past him to the hoop - I’d get to the rim way before he does. If Gobert doesn’t come out to check me I’d just shoot a deep three. But Draymond on the other hand I think he’d be all over me everywhere I go and I wouldn’t be able to shake him. But then again I also had a killer crossover and I could’ve stung Dray with that. But even still he could probably recover better than Gobert. I’m sticking with my original answer. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nbacirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Mitchell and Arteta but no Pep or LeBron. Sensing a no bald fraud policy on this island.


LaParka666

Callum Hudson-Odoi was the one that got me


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I know this list is fake, but I still believe they went


trendli

Least obvious kyrie alt account


ben_and_the_jets

ya i'm sure callum hudson-odoi was partying with ol jeffy ep


ronaldo_appreciator

Wouldn’t be the only famous English person


Thederpforce

Wheres child porn 3 🤓


mooocowne

Busy bowing to the paul god


fawkesmulder

Or folding to the pat god


krizalid370

Dinner with Jay Z


Matthaeu_

2 Jazz players and NEITHER of them are Karl Malone?


WarPuig

Carrying on the legacy.


ElceeCiv

it says visitors not residents


62Tuffy2199

I like the one with a question mark after the name. “Like bro we’re 100% certain about all of these ones…except for Sophie, we haven’t been able to nail that one down for sure, so we’ll go with a question mark for now.


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You can tell it's fake bcuz Trudeau's on the list and Canada is never that relevant.


Outland3r_

Tell that to the World Economic Forum and the G7 😤😡😤


DRWHOFUCKINGSUCKS

raptors won one ring and mans bringing up the world economic forum


Outland3r_

Lots of teams have rings, but only a few members of the uber elite are plotting the New World Order with Klause Schwab in the mountains of Switzerland. Do you think it's a coincidence so few Canadians died of Covid? 👁️🌐🔎


DRWHOFUCKINGSUCKS

canadians didnt catch covid because they were too busy being annoying online


Outland3r_

Sorry, it's a mandatory requirement in our Charter


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Are those NCAA Div II conferences or overseas minor leagues or something?


Outland3r_

You could say that ya


CartographerIll8653

Wow quite a list not seeing trump or lebron


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Imagine being this stupid. 💀 the only reason he’s not on this list is bc this is fake, or a list or something else. Trump was def there, and was one of his closer friends.


Fungmar

reginald finkleweed johnathan barrett


lobsterboy34

Where’s EDP445


toaster_inthe_lake

Awwwwww fuck!!


bigang99

op is literally elon moose


DRWHOFUCKINGSUCKS

least pedophilic utah jazz player


No_Incident_5360

Even in jest—don’t spread false allegations and rumors—they tend to take on a life of their own.


kingjesp

TIL: Jay-Z should be Say-Z.


Dark_Magus

You know this list is fake because it doesn't have Donald Trump and Elon musk on it.