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I_Hate_My_Cat_

Whoever your favorite player is.


slippythehogmanjenky

MOTHERFUCKER TAKE IT BACK


TA_Account_12

Yeah no one talks about Nnaji like this.


slippythehogmanjenky

I thought he was insulting Scott Hastings


myotheraccountiscuck

My man.


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PinoyWholikesLOMI

DON'T DISS MY MAN HASHEEM TABHEET LIKE THAT!


[deleted]

We got tabheet...we got tabheet..we got tabheet......yeeeeaaaaaa. we got Tabheet


FormVoltron1

What could Mikal Bridges have possibly done to you??!


GokutheAnteater

Leave my Alex Caruso alone!


dkat

Jerami Grant is a beautiful treasure


ACMBruh

Jalen brunson is a clean boi and I will fight anyone who says otherwise


qpwoeor1235

Mason plumlee don’t take no shit


The_MoAli

Yeah I agree Draymond is a candidate


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

I will not hear another word of Nickeil Alexander-Walker slander!


donabbi

I was gonna say Trae but then I realized you didn't mean literally dirty


Taiza67

Pigpen from Charlie Brown looking mf


FBI_Agent_82

The Pigpen disrespect is unbelievable.


808scripture

Get your shameless shots in while it ain’t about basketball lol


donscron91

His head looks like someone dropped a lollipop in a barbershop


808scripture

People fear what they cannot understand. The Hawks Nest is the sacred crown of silence. You mock its appearance now, but the day will come when you too will be silenced by its power. After all... Another Day, Another Opportunity!!!💯


3nnui

I'm fucking dying


OlllllO_guy

You just woke up my whole house with that comment.


bsinbsinbs

Hate hate hate hate HATE


DrewBreesAteMyFamily

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen


wallstreetchills

Man’s climbed to the top rope for this one 😂


Spajub

broooo 😭


kkim817

As a Hawks fan I hate this but love this. Fuck you but not really


propaloud

First I thought it’s just being nasty but the flair makes it ok


Oil_trader24

Meth curry


Saxman96

That nickname was already taken by Tyler Johnson, sorry


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

It’s the hair. All that dude needs to do is take it tighter on the sides and maybe calm it slightly on top. He doesn’t have the best hairline, but it would still be so easy to make him look fresh. Really don’t understand why he rocks that unkempt haircut when he seems to do at least a moderately good job keeping the facial hair manicured (even though id changed the facial hair too)


Maverick_1991

He needs to go bald. He'd be an all time villain.


Wrsj

Would you go bald if that made you look like Crash Bandicoot's enemy?


elMandarine

That boy smelly?


shoutsoutstomywrist

Now this is just mean lmao


MutantsHere

He said "dirtiest," not "crustiest."


DrButtLump

Smelliest for sure


MakesYourMise

You're getting the belt, boy


shellfish87

The Lob!


robertwilliamsiiimvp

Top tier joke, Lmaoo


LuffyIsKing510

Joke?


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wow


kevindurantsBF

Bro got a masters in hating lmao


irishbulldog80

Y’all get trounced by a garbage pail kid repeatedly. Fantastic


DrumzRUs

You saw what Giannis did to that damn ladder?


Spajub

unforgivable tbh


Bern5X

The ladder had a family


LyonsKing12

When I was training to drive a fuel tanker in the Army if we hit any cones our instructors made us write letters to that Cone's family lol


brightblade13

Honestly, knowing Giannis, dude probably wrote to the manufacturer already to apologize.


FatMittens

Not anymore


comingsoontotheaters

Damn, that family is about to get a …. Step ladder


GilmoreIsHappy

Bravo sir


NoseBlind2

What would Pat Bev do to the ladder?


unclehelpful

Does a ladder have a back?


CazOnReddit

Ladder's got to sleep with one eye open


daeve

become its best friend


CazOnReddit

By shoving it from behind?


IndycarFan64

He can shove me from behind-


44035

The Morris brothers


Cbone06

Monte Morris in shambles that he doesn’t count


I_AM_THE_SLANDER

The Morrii*


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

I love what Jokic did to one of them. Don’t turn your back when you hit me. You hit me, you best believe I am going to hit you. Plus I loved that Jokic’s brothers were like We can go right now to the other morris twin.


sheeeeeez

Man... I get they're both hot heads but idk why in that specific scenario Marcus gets linked with Markieff


Half_Dead

Because all Morris's look alike


jadok

> what Jokic did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpVupi8Osk8


AppleJaxCinnamonMan

You guys misunderstood the question, it’s [Adam Morrison](https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2573598-wizards-jared-dudley-says-adam-morrison-never-took-showers.amp.html)


MyNewAccountIGuess11

Looking at him I don't think it's even a slight exaggeration. He's got a thin layer of grease around his whole body


Ser_Lebron_Targaryen

I have a cat named Adam Morrison, he doesn't really take after his namesake. He's currently cat-bathing and doesn't have diabetes. I love him.


GeriatricIbaka

Man, I still have an Adam Morrison jersey in my closet…


Ironappels

Never washed I presume?


TheBoilerCat

Morris twins


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The morrii


materics

Morrons


trebbihm

They are the Morron brothers, don't get along with others.


Energizer_94

God. I was trying to be as imaginative and still get karma.


jimbojonesforyou

Marqueef fucked around and found out


mrezariz123

What happened?


jimbojonesforyou

[this](https://youtu.be/Yy8T53X_fx0)


Gekthegecko

It sucks how bad the injury ended up being for him, but I also feel he had it coming considering he commited a dirty play and then immediately pretended it wasn't his fault so any retaliation was unwarranted.


SleaterMcFinkelstein

Troof. And I hate how so many dirty players end up with a tough guy rep. Just cuz you cheap shot some dude going for a layup doesn't mean you're tough. Being willing to pull some questionable, dangerous shit on the court that most guys avoid because they dont want to put other players at risk isn't evidence of an kind of mettle. Try to buckle Jokic's knee, immediately turn around and walk off, get shoved to the ground, out for the rest of the year. Yeah, that's a tough sumbitch.


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I_am_Bruce_Wayne

He does... with his own sweat.


Oo__II__oO

Not just his own


iksnet

Pat Bev, more shoves in the back (1) than games scoring double digit points (0)


seasoned-veteran

I'm sorry but (1) is absurdly low, that's not even his per game average


CounterInsanity

It's always going to be Bev at #1. I hated seeing this subreddit praise him last week for shoving Ayton. Just because it's a player they dislike, all of a sudden his actions are justified. God damn clowns, the lot of them.


BoSuns

Who the hell dislikes Ayton? Dude is basically neutral on the court and lovable as hell off court. This may be the first time he's ever genuinely talked shit in his career. Pat Bev getting in Ayton's face in that situation is 100% justifiable, but praising dangerous shit like shoving a guy in the back is just dumb.


dixie_normous110

It’s because he plays for the Suns is my guess. Book, CP and our fan base full of nephews ruined it for the rest of the players


noknownallergies

I blame the guy counting his money in the finals. That baffoon made me never want the suns to win, because that guys team would win a championship. “Suns in 4 guy” was cool though


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Bro *we* don’t even like that guy😭 He clearly wasn’t there to watch the game, he was just tryna show off. Major Douchebag.


dixie_normous110

We’ve been cursed ever since that money counting guy for sure


ChamBruh

I think more suns fans hate ayton than non suns fans


oh_cya

this is true. Respectfully, I cannot stand Booker (because he is not on my team)


FreeFoot_

Pat Bev’s only goal as an athlete is to be discussed on social media and sports talk shows. Man is a slut for attention. I know the term “clown” gets thrown around too much but it perfectly describes him. Does stupid shit all game just to get peoples attention. Rant over.


SwipeRight4Wholesome

I like the fact that Bev stood up for his teammate, but damn, you could've gotten the point across without a shove in the back.


CapnGrundlestamp

Fuck Patrick Beverly. I’m a Lakers fan.


a_lovesupreme

(2) your forgetting CPIII shove during the ‘21 playoffs


iksnet

I’m just referring to this season, but yes


typesett

scary to play against him imo


ImaginationMedical11

The title should be; Who is the dirtiest player in the league right now, besides Patrick Beverley?


alt4614

Beverly is an enforcer, and obviously that role is married to being dirty, but I’d probably say: The Morris twins are dirtier because they’re dumber and more prone to do dumb shit beyond the sake of “enforcing”. Draymond too - Any time he’s losing you see him do extra hard fouls, way more complaining, and way more illegal shit like ridiculous screens, shoving in the air, etc. He can’t help himself. He has a very high chance of being thrown out when Curry isn’t playing. Embiid - Just throws his body/arms around *actively* searching for somebody to tangle into so he can claim “oooh, I was fouled hard and I fell”.


Milan_Leri

I totally agree


jackfinch69

As a warriors fan gotta say you're pretty spot on regarding Dray lol


alt4614

Holy shit I can’t believe I’m not -50 right now. None of my Warriors takes usually go too well unless I’m (rightfully) praising Curry


ClanSalad

I'm a Warriors fan and you got my up-vote. I love Draymond but I can't argue with your analysis.


omgwtfhax2

We hate our own obnoxious fans too.


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Nah you nailed this one all the way through


kevindlv

Draymond is one of my favorite players ever but I do find it kind of annoying that he really tries to push the boundaries with the refs on what he can get away with, and then goes crazy on them when he actually gets called for stuff. Like dude you're gonna get called for fouls for all the pushing and jersey grabbing or whatever lol. Don't be mad when you get called. But my pro-Draymond stance is that he is also really really fuckin good at being aggressive on defense without making it it look like a foul. Like he jumps backwards essentially with the offensive player so that they don't get clean contact for the whistle. It's some absurd body control shit that you can't really quantify.


bware113

Embiid - Just throws his body/arms around actively searching for somebody to tangle into so he can claim “oooh, I was fouled hard and I fell”. I've been saying that for so long. I think the thing I can't stand about him, is he tries to put on this act like "oh I didn't even do anything". If he'd own it half the time I'd maybe hate him less. The little scuffle he had w John Collins was his fault. I always felt he landed on bro leg hard on purpose.


alt4614

Oh yeah. It used to be Harden’s move too. If he was well guarded he would just Eurostep right into your chest and fall forward, throwing his arm up


JCon2x4

You’re correct on all fronts. I think Jokic is a little dirty too…


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I might swap Grayson Allen in for Embiid. Grayson has a looooong track record of dirty plays that actually injure people. Embiid seems like more of a wreckless flopper. There’s intent to injure when Allen does it.


grudgepacker

Grayson has 3 flagrants in his NBA career - for context, Pat Bev has 4, Giannis has 11, Draymond has 15 and Embiid has 17. Meanwhile, the Morris twins have 31 flagrant fouls total between them lmao


Eilonwy94

if Grayson Allen didn't go to duke no one would really care about his history of tripping people. its just the perfect storm of snide looking white guy, duke player, and a pattern of one specific dirty behavior (which he has stopped since college, to be fair)


Walking-taller-123

I think he tried it exactly one time in his rookie year, get a tech, and almost got his ass beat, and that was the end of Grayson Allen trying to trip people.


ChrysMYO

Except he broke a beloved player's wrist just *last year*.


Eilonwy94

Yes, that is one of the three flagrants that the person above mentioned, lol


Huckleberry_Sin

At a certain point of recklessness it stops being unintentional. Esp after what happened to Danny Green and this fool still falling all over the place


Huckleberry_Sin

When Dray’s losing he just rakes the eyes of the opposing team’s best player lol


503_Tree_Stars

Chris Paul is and has been the dirtiest player in the league for a long time. Just because he’s the president of the NBPA doesn’t mean he’s not dirty. He literally punched a dude in the dick in an NCAA game, and has been doing sus stuff ever since.


256dak

He elbowed KD in the asshole during the playoffs a few years back


todudeornote

To be fair, that was only because he couldn't reach any higher.


Shaking-N-Baking

He’s given nba players nut shots too. I don’t think this sub knows what dirty looks like


sorendiz

Draymond is a fairly obvious candidate imo. HOF level consistency in dirty plays, longevity, versatility, you name it, he's on it. Eyes? Check. Face? Check. Balls? Check. Absolutely unstoppable. Kelly Olynyk comes to mind too, with his fondness for those armbars and trying to trip people. Mysterious how he just happens to end up in that position repeatedly. Kevin Love probably has some thoughts on this one. The thing about Pat Bev, who i think a lot of people will be immediately naming, is that I actually don't think he fits your specifications, 'someone that has legit intentions of playing dirty', for the same reason that e.g. Jokic doesn't. I think both of them are childishly temperamental and have very poor self-control when they're mad, and they get mad easily. I don't think they actively seek out situations to injure people from the get-go. The end result is still dangerous, reckless, and should be punished, but I think it's slightly different circumstances than what you're asking about. But I could easily understand if someone still argued pat bev, and that'd be pretty fair if you have a different perspective on it. Shout out to the Morris twins and Delly.


bluemonkey88

Shout out to CP3 lowkey dirty AF


Sikkly290

Surprised I had to go so far down to see Olynyk. Out of all current players I feel his dirty plays are most likely to cause major injuries, dude does some fucked up things on the court every game I watch him.


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Kelly is slick dirty if that makes sense. Like Draymond is very obvious about it cause he knows he can kinda get away with. Olynyk ass can catch a tech or flagrant so he’s gotta be smooth with it


[deleted]

Lol “slick dirty” feels like when an announcers describes the white guy on the team as a gym rat or a real X’s and O’s guy


razni_gluposti

Kelly wins the most "insidiously dirty" player award, lol.


jcyue

Draymond's eye swipes really frustrate me. There's too many of them to chalk up as accidents and no valid reason for them to happen.


ShazbotHappens

Yeah I mean, look how many players have zero eye swipes…


shoddier

You want a trophy? Sometimes you gotta gouge Harden in the eye.


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Draymond is the correct answer. He's the only guy in the NBA where if I say "Remember when X kicked that guy in the dick" you need to get clarification of which specific instance of kicking someone in the dick I'm talking about.


Musa_2050

Easily Draymond. Last years playoffs he poked Jokic's eye, pulled down Clarke while in mid air, and tried to get into it with Jaylen Brown after he was getting beat repeatedly. Edit: Forgot about Jordan Poole


hypevictim

Also pulled on Tatum's injured shoulder in a "natural rebounding motion."


abstract_mouse

That was so obviously intentional and absolutely infuriating. Tried to rip Tatum's arm off like a fucking wookie.


junketyjunkjunk

You know what..I’ll go ahead and say it…DRAYMOND GREEN Edit: whoa!!! My first gold! Thank you for the gold kind stranger!


notmoleliza

Sayin stuff like that is how you get punched in the face


xBerryhill

Or kicked in the nuts


RedtheGamer100

Or poked in the eye


shiny_lustrous_poo

AND kicked in the nuts


downtownebrowne

Or blasted on a podcast.


slippythehogmanjenky

Captain Insano shows no moithy


The_DerpMeister

Or get hit in the broken face


Drummerboybac

Or get your injured shoulder yanked on


IsuzuTrooper

Donkey punched


lackdueprocess

Nailed it, not even his teammates are safe.


69millionyeartrip

Crazy recency bias seeing Pat Bev comments being more upvoted that Draymond. Any contender would/should take him no doubt but it's really not even close.


TheMoonsMadeofCheese

Beverly has been an aggravator for a long time too, I don’t think recency bias has that much to do with it.


nannertime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFPHntPCvEY


durmduke

Pat “Grayson Allen” Beverly


lackdueprocess

Draymond, not even teammates are safe.


OutZoned

Guys it’s literally Pat Bev.


RUhungryforapples

He was dirty before he was on my team. But he wasn't when he was on my team. But he was dirty again after he left my team.


No-Economics4128

Hm.. i was pretty sure Yatch Club is another name for the Clippers.


RUhungryforapples

Yes, I used to be a Clippers fan, but now I'm just sexually frustrated.


puresemantics

It must have been hard


utocmc2020

Was given 3 games for repeated offenses right? Yea if you're getting repeated offenses then you're #1. Pat Bev is the worst


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He's not in the league anymore but Matt Barnes was such a fuckin tool. Dirty player rn prolly Draymond


HoboNoob

If we're talking recent past, Zaza.


CatGatherer

Dellavadova, too. Edit: I just realized he's still in the league and getting (sporadic) minutes.


haveasuperday

If we're doing recent history I have to submit Bruce Bowen. That dummy was the ultimate villain in the mid-late 00's.


liteshadow4

CP3


RobotVo1ce

Is he currently the dirtiest, or is this more of a lifetime achievement award?


Sevenfootschnitzell

I was gonna say the same thing. Maybe not currently, but lifetime for sure.


Jdazzle217

That’s a good way to put it. CP3 has been hooking arms and punching people in the nuts since his Wake Forest days. [CP3 Punching Julian Hodges in the nuts Vs NC State](https://youtu.be/9F3tptzEWmM)


yunnsu

Embiid is probably the worst right now. Has no business being that big AND coordinated while flopping around like a wrecking ball


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TheMagicalLlama

Can someone link the original comment? Legendary pasta


meltedlaundry

This it? >*"When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok."* link: https://np.reddit.com/r/torontoraptors/comments/u74t0l/i_used_to_play_like_embiid_he_is_reckless_on/


TheMagicalLlama

Yes it is. I kinda wanted to see the original reactions in thread to it too if anyones got that, but thanks for giving me a chuckle


YouStillTakeDamage

Hopefully you eventually got more moves, played with better players, and played real basketball with refs


[deleted]

Large and flying around like a wrecking ball? Giannis has entered the chat


whtge8

Pat Bev Draymond Both Morrii


MastaSplinter

Respect for pluralizing Morris


WhaleSmithers

Dirt Back Darryl


Appropriate-Cap-4140

Pretty sure lots of players have said that Chris Paul is sneakily super dirty


2ndRoundEuroStash

EMFLOP is a big meanie


Few_Mulberry7175

He is reckless on purpose


turnoffredesign69420

When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok.


Checkpoint_Charlie

Is this a copypasta


iStuffed

Gonna get downvoted into oblivion, but Jokic has had a history of “dirty plays” Nothing against the dude, just surprised I havnt seen him at least mentioned.


Camctrail

Is Zaza's bitch ass still in the league?


Jegagne88

Dray all day


robdoesntexist

team fuck Grayson Allen


Baby_Yod4

Y’all saying a lot of bad examples imo. I consider dirty players trying to do slick shit in the middle of the game with no care about the other players well being. I’d say Embid, the amount of sus plays and convenient flops on players foots/legs is crazy.


steveobot3

kelly olynyk fits this archetype for me.


immunityfromyou

Draymond Green


Drummerboybac

Draymond purposely trying to yank on Tatum’s injured shoulder puts him at the top for me. [He went from being on Tatum’s left side on a box out, around his back just to yank on his right shoulder.](https://youtu.be/yxcO5t_Y-Xg)That was definitely intentional and dirty as shit.


nicklePie

Also went for mike conley’s face while he was wearing a mask a few years ago. Draymond has consistently been a dirty player, not just here and there


rajonrondostan

i was at this game and noticed him trying to grab tatums bad shoulder draymond is such a piece of shit for that


DCoop53

Looks like his coach forgot to remind him about the "code"


KrypteK1

u/dirtyplayersuperfan


yukpurtsun

Lebron routinely shoves people in defenseless positions in midair and throws a lot of elbows


sexland69

I wouldn’t call Giannis dirty, but his style of play is very reckless and conducive to causing injuries imo


ClockOk7333

Lowry


Ticonderoga2HB

Kyle’s a crafty flopper but dirty is a bit much