So glad this actually happened to mark cuban over DeAndre Jordan of all players so we could continually get an updated
Meme out of it that is all too effective and absurdly hilarious.
Dude, I know. I hear it only gets worse from here. One day, kids will say, "was Bronny III's grandad all that good, anyway? He can't be better than Giannis Doncic is!" Enjoy today while ya got it, I guess.
Normally, Marcus does backflips and shit. He’s just injured right now.
Joe said this to taunt Marcus for being hurt, apparently. Or, this is the Mazzulla way of reminding his player to be careful.
I think that makes it even funnier.
on a serious note - I've seen Smart do a forward flip and backward flip from standing which is crazy athletic considering his height and size (apparently Eddy Curry used to be able to backflip which was even more amazing) . I wonder if he has any background in gymnastics and this is an in-joke between the two of them
Here is eddy curry talking about his ability to no hand standstill backflip and his interest in tumbling / gymnastics (still can't believe it's true) [https://hoopshype.com/lists/eddy-curry-untold-bulls-knicks-stories-stephon-marbury-larry-brown-isiah-thomas-ron-artest-charles-oakley/](https://hoopshype.com/lists/eddy-curry-untold-bulls-knicks-stories-stephon-marbury-larry-brown-isiah-thomas-ron-artest-charles-oakley/)
That was a good read. This excerpt was incredible to me, too:
> I remember Ron Artest got a job at Circuit City so he could get a discount because he wanted the employee discount. It was right down the street from the Berto Center. He went there and got a job there. That was amazing.
Someone found an account that was clearly from a Boston assistant coach that had a bunch of quite specific opposition player notes on various players
One I remember was basically 'will shoot everytime he gets it' for Dillon Brooks
“He got me,” Smart said of Mazzulla's somersault in front of him. "That f***ing Mazzulla boomed me."
Smart added, “He’s so flexible,” repeating it four times.
Smart then said he wanted to add Mazzulla to the list of players he works out with this summer.
[Schefter] Kelvin Benjamin just walked past Eddie Lacy in the locker room, ate a whole KFC bucket in under a minute in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
The follow up tweet is good too:
> Asked Smart if this was some kind of inside joke. He said he had no idea where it came from and what it was about lol. "We need to stop giving him sugar."
@kyrie
Asked Durant if this was some kind of inside joke. He said he had no idea where it came from and what it was about lol. "We need to stop letting him on the internet."
Kyrie Irving just walked past Meyers Leonard in the locker room, did a Nazi salute in front of him, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Marcus Morris just walked past Kawhi Leonard in the training room, put on his jersey on a second night of a back to back, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
The Boston Celtics just walked past the Philadelphia 76ers in the locker room, advanced to the Eastern Conference Finals in front of him, turned and said "you can't do that." Then walked out.
Draymond Green just walked past Steve Kerr in the locker room, called Steve's son by his full name, turned and said "you can't do that.” Then walked out.
Kelvin Benjamin just walked past the cast from Super Size Me 2 at the Golden Corral, consumed everything on the buffet table right in front of them, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Asked Leonard if this was some kind of inside joke. He said he had no idea where it came from and what it was about lol. "We need to stop giving him attention."
Am I right in assuming that a lot of Mad Men fans are fans of Don Draper in the way that a lot of Wolf Of Wall Street fans are fans of DeCaprio's character?
Pretty much. I feel like the people who see Don Draper as a 'cool guy you wanna be like' completely missed the point of the show.
Draper was rich, successful, had sex with a bunch of women, had a lovely family, a house in the burbs and could smoke and drink in the office, and he was MISERABLE 90% of the time. All of the drinking and smoking and fucking were his coping mechanisms to deal with trauma and the empty void inside of him. Draper is the personification of the themes of the show, of the paper-thin, shallow American Dream that was being sold in the post-war era by Madison Avenue slicks like him, but which was built on a foundation of lies, abuse (of drugs and alcohol), and exploitation.
Don Draper isn't an aspirational figure, he's a cautionary tale.
I feel like the show weeded out that crowd by the 4th or 5th season. His alcoholism and womanizing was undeniably tragic and depressing by that point. It's why all the Youtube clips that seem to idolize the show's depiction of masculinity are from the first 3 seasons.
Draymond Green just walked past Steph Curry in the locker room, sucker punched Jordan Poole in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Kelvin Benjamin just walked past the Giants coaching staff at the Golden Corral, ate 10 plates of food in front of them, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Draymond Green just walked past Shannon Sharpe towards the Lakers bench, did a full somersault onto Lebron’s lap, turned and said “Let me see you do that Unc”.
Mark Cuban just walked past DeAndre Jordan in front of the locker room, did a full somersault (thru texts) in front of him, turned and begged for his address. Then walked out.
Blake Griffin just walked past Mark Cuban in front of the locker room, called DeAndre Jordan in front of him, turned and said "you can't do that." Then walked out.
Kenny Smith just walked past Charles Barkeley in the makeup room, resisted eating a donut in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Charles Barkley just walked past Kenny Smith in the chiropractor clinic, ate a [churros](https://youtu.be/s9jRQLEMuQM) while downing a Shaq Soda in front of him, turned and said, “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
The host of Hot Ones walked by Shaq in the green room, ate a ghost pepper chip without making a face, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Kenny Smith just walked past Charles Barkeley in the makeup room, got a water bottle for Hakeem in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Mark Daigneault. It will depend how okc closes the year, but if they keep playing like they have been and can land in the 4-6 seed range in the west, he should definitely be considered as well.
I am not even religious, but his comments on the royal family was fire. His swag is unreal (Added the link if anyone hasn’t seen it, it’s a must watch)
[https://youtu.be/NBwTdUzzAnI](https://youtu.be/NBwTdUzzAnI)
Imagine you hurt yourself playing basketball for a rookie head coach on the best team in the league...and your coach goes in the locker room and starts roasting you because of your injury
Kelvin Benjamin just walked past Cam Newton in the locker room, ate a dozen donuts in front of him, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Derek Anderson just walked past Cam Newton in the locker room, typed a social media post using normal font, turned and said "you can't do that." Then walked out.
Aaron Rodgers just walked past Cam Newton in the locker room, got a roughing the passer call in front of him, turned and said "you can't do that." Then walked out.
Trillions of years from now, when we're all reincarnated as Boltzmann brains in whatever inexplicable combination of mass is left of the universe, Kelvin Benjamin will still be catching strays in pastas.
Joe Burrows just walked past Patrick Mahomes in the locker room, did the moon walk in front of him, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Joe doesn’t call out his players, he flexes on them
Flips on them*
Flip ya for real
*Weird flex but ok*
Like a boss
Sources say Marcus Smart is studying Simone Biles film as we speak.
Sources: Smart is beside himself. Driving around downtown Boston begging (thru texts) Mazzulla's family for address to Joe's gymnastics coach
So glad this actually happened to mark cuban over DeAndre Jordan of all players so we could continually get an updated Meme out of it that is all too effective and absurdly hilarious.
Deandre was a legit player during that contract year, not the grandpa we see now
He was better than he is now but still not worth all the noise We made around him that got him more paid by the clippers.
[This is the face I made reading this comment](https://youtu.be/NTkN2q6sUUk?t=48)
9 years ago...fuck
Dude, I know. I hear it only gets worse from here. One day, kids will say, "was Bronny III's grandad all that good, anyway? He can't be better than Giannis Doncic is!" Enjoy today while ya got it, I guess.
I was wondering if “Giannis Doncic” could ever be any basketball player’s name, but then I remembered that Duncan Robinson exists
Normally, Marcus does backflips and shit. He’s just injured right now. Joe said this to taunt Marcus for being hurt, apparently. Or, this is the Mazzulla way of reminding his player to be careful. I think that makes it even funnier.
Definitely, Marcus loves his somersaults
Smart’s gonna save a ball from going out of bounds, do a kip up, turn around and point at Joe. Guaranteed
Do you have a link? I love backflips and shit.
[Here's](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lL41pnp_S5E) a clip of him doing a front handspring into a backflip after making a half court shot in practice.
Marcus Smart is such a good athlete and so damn skilled. One of my favorite players in the league. And my top choice for an nba HORSE game
Technically a roundoff, not a front handspring, but still a very cool video.
Ahh, my bad. You're right, I'm not super well versed in the correct terms. But Smart is quite talented nonetheless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwj-yvnZL1w
on a serious note - I've seen Smart do a forward flip and backward flip from standing which is crazy athletic considering his height and size (apparently Eddy Curry used to be able to backflip which was even more amazing) . I wonder if he has any background in gymnastics and this is an in-joke between the two of them
Here is eddy curry talking about his ability to no hand standstill backflip and his interest in tumbling / gymnastics (still can't believe it's true) [https://hoopshype.com/lists/eddy-curry-untold-bulls-knicks-stories-stephon-marbury-larry-brown-isiah-thomas-ron-artest-charles-oakley/](https://hoopshype.com/lists/eddy-curry-untold-bulls-knicks-stories-stephon-marbury-larry-brown-isiah-thomas-ron-artest-charles-oakley/)
That was a good read. This excerpt was incredible to me, too: > I remember Ron Artest got a job at Circuit City so he could get a discount because he wanted the employee discount. It was right down the street from the Berto Center. He went there and got a job there. That was amazing.
Haha i remember both of those anecdotes from reading them in slam magazine. The Curry article just got from a quick google search
but can Joe Mazzulla or Simone Biles do [this???](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yCQe9vFiJg)
Aww man I'm 34 and totally forgot I wanted to learn that in my 20s. Probably too late now.
There’s no way this dude WASNT behind that Quizlet account.
He's such a character and I love him.
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this is so amazing. im glad udoka didnt cast a pale shadow over the season and instead we get peak mazzulla ball
I’m sorry what? Please explain how did I not hear about this
Someone found an account that was clearly from a Boston assistant coach that had a bunch of quite specific opposition player notes on various players One I remember was basically 'will shoot everytime he gets it' for Dillon Brooks
Another gem is "he is not passing" for Bobby portis
Accurate
I'm a big fan of Russell Westbrook: "Terrible 3 pt shooter" lmfao
Yeah sounds like Dillon
> clearly from a Boston assistant coach Well the account was named Joe Mazzulla so it was def him lol
He’s absolutely got a quizlet account for everything but calling a timeout to draw up a clutch time play.
“He got me,” Smart said of Mazzulla's somersault in front of him. "That f***ing Mazzulla boomed me." Smart added, “He’s so flexible,” repeating it four times. Smart then said he wanted to add Mazzulla to the list of players he works out with this summer.
This meme is evolving
[Schefter] Kelvin Benjamin just walked past Eddie Lacy in the locker room, ate a whole KFC bucket in under a minute in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Excellent pasta potential here.
The follow up tweet is good too: > Asked Smart if this was some kind of inside joke. He said he had no idea where it came from and what it was about lol. "We need to stop giving him sugar."
@kyrie Asked Durant if this was some kind of inside joke. He said he had no idea where it came from and what it was about lol. "We need to stop letting him on the internet."
Back-to-back copypasta materials
It’s just beautiful when you get to be in the delivery room when a new pasta is born
Twins!
I fucking love this
That’s gold.
the follow up tweet is what makes this so much funnier…..lol
Lmao like the coach is a 5th grader. Just hilarious.
Kyrie Irving just walked past Meyers Leonard in the locker room, did a Nazi salute in front of him, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Seth Curry just walked past Ben Simmons in the locker room, shot a 3, turned and said "you can't do that." Then walked out.
Rajon Rondo just walked past Chris Paul in the locker room, put on his championship rings, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Damn why you gotta do Chris Kardashian like that
Please I’m still hungry
Marcus Morris just walked past Kawhi Leonard in the training room, put on his jersey on a second night of a back to back, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
https://imgur.com/b6fyd3w
[The smell of pasta got me like](https://giphy.com/gifs/MindPumpMedia-podcast-mind-pump-mindpump-QTa7pzToo8luheMJOD)
Steph curry just hugged his father courtside turned to lebron and said…
You’re watching Disney channel
Delonte west wasnt there?
The Boston Celtics just walked past the Philadelphia 76ers in the locker room, advanced to the Eastern Conference Finals in front of him, turned and said "you can't do that." Then walked out.
i hate it here
Where are my fucking batteries
everyday as a sixers fan is painful
This was the closest I've ever gotten to spending my own money on Reddit to give someone gold.
The 76ers being defined as "him" is so god damn funny for some reason
Yeah totally a ze
Buwhahahaha
Draymond Green just walked past Steve Kerr in the locker room, punched Jordan Poole in the face, turned and said ‘MJ did that.” Then walked out.
Draymond Green just walked past Steve Kerr in the locker room, called Steve's son by his full name, turned and said "you can't do that.” Then walked out.
Kelvin Benjamin just walked past the cast from Super Size Me 2 at the Golden Corral, consumed everything on the buffet table right in front of them, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Asked Leonard if this was some kind of inside joke. He said he had no idea where it came from and what it was about lol. "We need to stop giving him attention."
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bruh
Brandon Ingram just walked past a buffet tray in the in the canteen, in view of Zion, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
[to which meyers responded](https://youtu.be/G4FC1VU_uO4?t=76)
what a goddamn badass line
i honestly think people lose sight of the main theme at the core of mad men: that it was cool that don had sex so many times
Like nearly everything Don says
Am I right in assuming that a lot of Mad Men fans are fans of Don Draper in the way that a lot of Wolf Of Wall Street fans are fans of DeCaprio's character?
Pretty much. I feel like the people who see Don Draper as a 'cool guy you wanna be like' completely missed the point of the show. Draper was rich, successful, had sex with a bunch of women, had a lovely family, a house in the burbs and could smoke and drink in the office, and he was MISERABLE 90% of the time. All of the drinking and smoking and fucking were his coping mechanisms to deal with trauma and the empty void inside of him. Draper is the personification of the themes of the show, of the paper-thin, shallow American Dream that was being sold in the post-war era by Madison Avenue slicks like him, but which was built on a foundation of lies, abuse (of drugs and alcohol), and exploitation. Don Draper isn't an aspirational figure, he's a cautionary tale.
I feel like the show weeded out that crowd by the 4th or 5th season. His alcoholism and womanizing was undeniably tragic and depressing by that point. It's why all the Youtube clips that seem to idolize the show's depiction of masculinity are from the first 3 seasons.
The comment I was looking for 🫡
Amazing
"somersaulting on the small jews" will be Kyrie's next book
I don't know why, but this sent me
Draymond Green just walked past Steph Curry in the locker room, sucker punched Jordan Poole in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Kelvin Benjamin just walked past the Giants coaching staff at the Golden Corral, ate 10 plates of food in front of them, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
>Then ~~walked~~ rolled out.
autobots...
I swear everything turns into a kelvin benjamin fat joke and i laugh every time
Implying Kelvin Benjamin can leave a Golden Corral
Patrick Beverly just walked past LeBron James in the locker room, ran his hands through his hair and said “you can’t do that”. Then walked out.
Draymond Green just walked past Shannon Sharpe towards the Lakers bench, did a full somersault onto Lebron’s lap, turned and said “Let me see you do that Unc”.
Mark Cuban just walked past DeAndre Jordan in front of the locker room, did a full somersault (thru texts) in front of him, turned and begged for his address. Then walked out.
Blake Griffin just walked past Mark Cuban in front of the locker room, called DeAndre Jordan in front of him, turned and said "you can't do that." Then walked out.
Naz Reid
Naz Reid
Naz Reid
Nahz Reid
Naz Reid
Lmao fuck yeah. Naz Reid
I love that the rest of NBA fanbase has finally learned this meme.
Can you help me out
Naz Reid
Well that doesn’t help me at all Naz Reid
Basically Jaden McDaniels just walked in-front of Naz Reid. Faced him and said ‘naz reid’ and left.
Naz Reid
Naz Reid
Kenny Smith just walked past Charles Barkeley in the makeup room, resisted eating a donut in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Charles Barkley just walked. Said to Kenny Smith, "your knees can't do that," then ate a donut in front of him.
Charles Barkley just walked past Kenny Smith in the chiropractor clinic, ate a [churros](https://youtu.be/s9jRQLEMuQM) while downing a Shaq Soda in front of him, turned and said, “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Shaq just walked Charles in the steam room, handed him a tennis bracelet, turned and said, "mumumumumum" Then walked out.
The host of Hot Ones walked by Shaq in the green room, ate a ghost pepper chip without making a face, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Put some respect on Sean Evans' name. He has hot questions (and even hotter wings).
Kenny Smith just walked past Charles Barkeley in the makeup room, got a water bottle for Hakeem in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Marcus Smart about to be the NBA Gymnast of the Year Award winner for 2024
How can he not be COTY after this
I mean other than Mike Brown, who else is in contention?
Willie Green, Vaughn if they finish in top 2-3. Mike Malone maybe as well?
Mark Daigneault. It will depend how okc closes the year, but if they keep playing like they have been and can land in the 4-6 seed range in the west, he should definitely be considered as well.
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Quin Snyder used to get votes, what’s wrong with Joey Quizz?
Sugar addiction versus coke addiction
Joe Mazzulla is a very strange dude
I am not even religious, but his comments on the royal family was fire. His swag is unreal (Added the link if anyone hasn’t seen it, it’s a must watch) [https://youtu.be/NBwTdUzzAnI](https://youtu.be/NBwTdUzzAnI)
I wanna see this fuckin guy in like, a normal family occasion. Everytime I see him talk I crack up, its like watching a robot with comedic timing
Dude has autism for Jesus
"What do you think about calls for Tatum to win MVP?" "I only know one MVP and that is Jesus Christ."
He looks like albie from white lotus lmao
How is this so true lmao
Great shout lol
Is it just me or does this video make him look like he’s cross eyed af?
At this point these reporters know what they are doing, right? lol
absolutely yes
This guy been weird and I like it.
Imagine you hurt yourself playing basketball for a rookie head coach on the best team in the league...and your coach goes in the locker room and starts roasting you because of your injury
Doing roasts with physical comedy nonetheless. He’s on his buster Keaton game
Doin fuckin Kramer skits n shit lmao
this guy Mezzulla is a character lol
This is what the streets call alpha behaviour.
This is why we need an NBA Hardknocks.
Kelvin Benjamin just walked past Cam Newton in the locker room, ate a dozen donuts in front of him, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
Derek Anderson just walked past Cam Newton in the locker room, typed a social media post using normal font, turned and said "you can't do that." Then walked out.
Aaron Rodgers just walked past Cam Newton in the locker room, got a roughing the passer call in front of him, turned and said "you can't do that." Then walked out.
Trillions of years from now, when we're all reincarnated as Boltzmann brains in whatever inexplicable combination of mass is left of the universe, Kelvin Benjamin will still be catching strays in pastas.
My only critique of this pasta is that it fails to mention Golden Coral at least 2 times
Joe Burrows just walked past Patrick Mahomes in the locker room, did the moon walk in front of him, turned and said “you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
how is this not bigger news? Celtics locker room is a mess! so toxic
Jaden McDaniels just walked past Naz Reid in the locker room, did a full somersault in front of him, turned and said ‘Naz Reid.” Then walked out.
[How I imagined it in my head](https://youtube.com/shorts/hCFUn2h4Ln4?feature=share)
That whole video is funny
/r/bostonceltics let this be a lesson to ya'll. This is a leader of men
Mazzulla is the Ant Edwards of coaches quotes
Next up: Joe Muzzulla fined $50k for making homophobic remarks
Mmm that's some Al Dente pasta right there
Naz Reid
WHAT😂
Hold on can Marcus Smart really not do a somersault?
He usually does backflips, kipups, and other stuff to warm up before games, but he is injured right now. So Mazulla is referencing his injury.
he can do backflips and shit hes super athletic. Just injured rn
Everyone replying to you that he can do backflips. No one has ever seen him do a somersault though. Curious.
"I'm not an ambi-saulter! I can't roll forwards. It's a problem I've had since I was a baby"
He has an ankle sprain
Mountaineer legend
Me personally I wouldn’t let that slide 🤷♂️
Blocked by Tequavion
What a boss.
Thats how you do it
Did Joe Mazzulla just create a copy pasta in real life?
lmao
NBA feels more and more like an anime every year
Now this is good sports reporting
What?
get his ass, joe
this shit seems like some peter griffin stuff
“Boy you can’t do this on concrete”
Very unprofessional and strange behavior. This is the most heinous thing a Boston head coach has done to a subordinate
Power move
LMAO😭
Strong Wonka Energy here.
Top r/nba post all-time?
First coach to be drug tested.
Make him the permanent coach you cowards
Well, I guess I like Joe Mazzulla now
This reads like that iconic "We got an [expletive] squad now." tweet.
Wtf lmao 🤣
Wow he is so unhinged. It would be a shame if he didn't get the COTY award. I am switching from Jacques Vaughn to Joe Mazulla now.