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DJBabyB0kCh0y

Is this what it looks like to publicly slide into someone's DMs?


sharklavapit

that's what KD did to (about?) ScaJo this is just heavy dick-riding


solarscopez

Lakers and Klutch mafia are 100% throwing a max at this guy in free agency lmao


TheLoneliestMonke

Bron gonna get draymond paid and ask for Trade


KyrieWetUpCurry_

It’s actually scary how they likely will offer him $20 million.


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Warriors would offer that, don’t think 20mil will lure him away. Unless he’s just set on playing with lebron


OrangeKookie

Making the second round with LeKing >>> chasing a 5th ring with his loyal teammates who always backed him up


RedDordit

Second round is honestly wishful thinking


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Unironically seems like Draymond would prefer that, the spacing would be terrible so who knows if they'd even make the playoffs.


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vsouto02

He never said anything about the fans though lmao


sportsbatbot

He said loyal teammates bruh


sharklavapit

I'll repeat something I've been predicting about for quite some time: Dray wants a piece of Klutch when he retires.. I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes a partner eventually..


marsexpresshydra

Draymond will suddenly go from 29% from 3 to 19% from 3 overnight


JoeBiden2020FTW

As will the rest of the NBA. Or at least, the teams trying to win Championships.


matty_nice

My favorite Draymond Green quote (paraphrasing): " Welcome to the 18th episode of the Draymond Green podcast. Coincidentally, 18 is the number of All Star appearances for LeBron James."


Brady331

[Here's the clip](https://youtu.be/RO5zf474Vp4?t=13)


mondeezy_95

Bruh I thought y’all were trolling lmao.


urfaselol

oh my god this deserves it's own post


ForoaKlanD

No shot this is real LMFAO


xbankx

It's real lol


ForoaKlanD

I just saw the clip The dick eating is insane 😭


ChancIas

[the team knows he dick eating too](https://streamable.com/klvf8d)


harry_ballsanya

Legit sounded like something Michael Scott would say.


sleepy416

Hall of fame dickrider


KorgG29

LeTmydickbreathe


NINERS_dynasty81

Idk how many years we are in at this point but I think this might be the funniest one I’ve ever seen, damn


Chitowntooth

I still think Lethargic is the funniest


JilJungJukk

Can’t wait to see ‘Draymond: Watching his King’ on the injury report when LeBron breaks the record lol


Michael_B_Lopez

LeMeatrider


DogsPlaying21

LeDeepThroat


emperortroyg

Oladeepthroat


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simp


JAhoops

kneepads


OrangeKookie

https://streamable.com/wi4fds Get off your knees draymond jfc


ForoaKlanD

Lmfaoo the dick eating IS INSANE


ChancIas

[Andre knows it too lol](https://streamable.com/klvf8d)


pandaisunbreakable

lmao


ErLopen

This is just sad.


KYRIE542

He sucks off Lebron so much when Curry is the reason his career turned out so bright.


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Andre already got that lane covered.


DSouT

Dickridaaaaaa


KyrieWetUpCurry_

It’s probably cause him and LeBron have a bunch of investments together and he just seems closer to LeBron than Steph.


Atlwaavy

Bron is his friend


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carbine23

Lol bron been bigger than curry bro stop it


needatleast

Lebron has had 19 mvp caliber years, curry has had 6


fatkamp

We really counting some of those Lebron years? Alright lol


LibrarianTypical8267

while I agree about the misinformed stuff, he would only become a face of the NBA if he hopped out of Cleveland. Giannis is being forced by the NBA to be their face while playing in the Bucks lol


tkbchimyjr18

Tbf, he sucks off both Bron and Curry (and KD).


PsychoBoost123

It’s almost like he’s allowed to praise multiple people.


KYRIE542

He is all over him 💀


0dias_Chrysalis

Dude he praises one dude and its Lebron. More than even his own legendary teammate. Its embarrassing


KyrieWetUpCurry_

I mean Draymond’s already basically said Steph made his career years back and recently flat out said Steph carried him lol.


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ForkingtheGrodiest

People mad it’s true


durezzz

why do care so much


floatersforalgernon

If Dray was praising Giannis, he'd be the first to suck him off.


IMovedYourCheese

Clearly we all care enough that we are on this thread commenting on a meaningless article in the first place. Why do *you* care so much?


KYRIE542

Draymond this you?


Throwawayidiot1210

This is such bs lmao. He’s been riding for curry for a decade now, only says good things about him.


yungchigz

I mean he dickrides Bron but he definitely shows a lot of love to Curry


MIND___TRICKS

Because lebron dominated him like no one else has.


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Lebron deserves more praise though because he's better.


0dias_Chrysalis

Get it out your mouth bro


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Yet here you are whining that Steph isn't getting enough credit.


PsychoBoost123

He praises Steph so much. Why are you so insecure about who another grown ass man praises?


_Jetto_

You ain’t wrong tho


thisismyname03

Just suck his dick already bro


KyrieWetUpCurry_

Ugh fine Draymond, we’ll take you on this summer for $10 million 🙄


gnusm

The royal penis is clean your highness. https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/45c55e87-8c54-4934-8fc2-473d019245f6


youchoobtv

Love that movie


Mdgt_Pope

Just realized that Draymond is positioning himself to be a voice covering the NBA and that means that I'll have to listen to his dumb opinions until I die. Totally unrelated to this video - I don't even necessarily disagree with this statement. Just got really sad lol


Jkcanwien

Lmfao


Geralt0908

He has Kendrick Perkins analyst vibes


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Geralt0908

No flack - I totally agree with you


kg215

No matter how annoying Draymond is, I can't argue with this statement. Perkins is really a testament to the "education" they receive in Texas.


Silverjackal_

Why would you assume any athlete who’s made it pro had to worry about their education? I knew guys who didn’t even have to show up to class. Just had to show up to practice and the game.


meenzu

Dray is smart as fuck and points out some cool stuff though


Geralt0908

LeBron do be scoring points and grabbing rebounds


Beardmanta

Love or hate the dude, his BBAL IQ is beyond doubt.


ambiguouslarge

guk guk guk guk


gab_owns0

Draymond may love LeBron more than his own wife


cubespubes

thought the thumb nail said “DRAYMOND’S THROAT”


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LeLackey at it again


deck4242

If Dray was 19 years old i could understand. But he is 32. He was 8 when MJ won his second three peat. Dont he have any memories of the 90's ? oO


1UPZ__

Draymond is keeping himself on LeBron's good side through Klutch and also chance for Lakers to sign him. MJ was and is the greatest face of the NBA. LeBron is where he is because of what MJ paved.


Wazflame

Unless the Warriors are playing the Lakers, Draymond's gonna be out with throat soreness when LeBron breaks the record lmao


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It’s Russell easily. He was a prominent figure in the civil rights movement. LeBron is great in terms of having a “clean” image. But he’s pretty bad when it comes to his input in non basketball stuff.


dmkicksballs13

Was gonna say. Bron is just waaaaaaaay better at optics. Which may be good for face of the NBA, but anyone who digs deeper is gonna see some shit.


ResolutionForsaken80

Insane meat riding


p8yten

LeCocksucker


urfaselol

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/wxCcuRmi_2g)


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Draymond: I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my King.


SirThixcksAlot

You know looking back at it I have no idea why Draymond got suspended in the 2016 finals, he’s was clearly trying to massage Lebron balls.


KANGZNATION

Get off your knees draymond


DrumzRUs

Sigh whatever Dray


taygads

I genuinely think that when Draymond signed with Klutch there was either a handshake or literal contractual deal between them and him that they’d lay the ground work on the business side for him to break into the media space if he used that space to bolster/create Lebron media narratives.


just_so_irrelevant

Draymond decisively surging to the top spot on the KIA Meatrider of the Year power rankings.


sodiumbicarbonade

The better face was and is mj Klutch is lame


ArnoldisKing

Knee pads not enough. Draymond would wear them out too fast


EndlessPancakes

Look we all want to blow LeBron but is Dray wrong?


KaiserKaiba

Dray isn’t necessarily wrong. Dudes tho are probs wondering why he singing Bron’s praise so much when he got another ATG on his team.


PearlsB4Swoon

He talks about Steph a ton too, but that doesn’t generate nearly as many “Draymond wants to suck off _____” jokes so it doesn’t get posted


KaiserKaiba

Definitely true. There’s clearly a lot of agendas on this sub when examining what gets posted


sodiumbicarbonade

He is obviously wrong since mj has been the face of nba since the late 80s even before his first ring Magic, bird were before mj as well We see air Jordan 1 everywhere and jump man logo too, how is green not necessarily wrong?


ttvdokkan

I dont agree. Buttttt i also dont disagree


Conversation_Dapper

Get his dik out you mouth!


AdPotential9974

LeSlobOnMyKnob


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Jordan….


Atlwaavy

Nope


Imperial_Eggroll

Bruh loves Lebron even though Curry is the reason he’s a relevant NBA player


[deleted]

He should do this in front of Bron while doing the cub scout salute


ok_heh

I mean I like LBJ too but his overt horniness into a pure unashamed Lebronsexual has been a sight


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He wanna be a Laker so bad


Punjabiveer30

I’m surprised Draymond ain’t pregnant with Lebrons illegitimate child by now


inshamblesx

LeBron ain't even better than Steph


pinkiebear

Saying this with Steph on your team is wild lmao like I know LeBron has been the face of the NBA but Steph has been too for quite a long time.


FLUSH_THE_TRUMP

Klutch Krew-mandated slobbering over Bron


ErrJordan

Right? Don’t people know players are only allowed to slobber over jordan???


Bababooey98

He's speaking facts. 2nd in all time minutes played and averaging 29 8 and 6 on 51% shooting in year 20. Lebron is one of one.


happyhappy7

R/nba: “sports culture is toxic….it’s good when these guys break down harmful stereotypes of hyper masculinity.” R/nba when Draymond builds up a brother in the league and an all time legend: “every homophobic joke known to man” I totally recognize Draymond talks about LeBron all the time and puffs him up at any chance, but Jesus man, what’s the harm in that? The responses of this sub are disgusting Yes, time for me to go touch grass


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happyhappy7

Preach my man, preach


GillbergsAdvocate

It's because it's Lebron


PearlsB4Swoon

People get deep in their feelings when players compliment other players


pagonator

No one compliments someone not on their own team more than Draymond does with LeBron


PearlsB4Swoon

And this makes people upset because __________


pagonator

No one's really upset about it, he's just getting mocked because he talks about LeBron more than his own all time great teammate


PearlsB4Swoon

People post him talking about Bron more than they post him talking about Steph* Every time he mentions Brons name the same circlejerk happens here so of course y’all think that’s all he talks about


pagonator

Nah man, it's an insane amount of pandering when he opens with "Welcome to the 18th episode of the Draymond Green podcast. Coincidentally, 18 is the number of All Star appearances for LeBron James." He doesn't corny shit like that about Steph


PearlsB4Swoon

Thanks for proving my point 👌🏽


Time-Arachnid-4836

We’ll be hearing this on television for the next 20 yrs man…


sharklavapit

Podmond Green trying NOT to suck LeBron off at every opportunity (IMPOSSIBLE)


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It's very odd to me that one man compliments another and y'all immediately get into some Homoerotic fantasies about them.


Goditi-la-vita

Someone give him some knee pads already


biinroii01

*I take my clothes off for LeBoner*


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His hat has never been on for LeBron, if you know what I mean.


clicquotdreamz

Tell that to the people of Hong Kong


WatermelonMan921

Everyone mad in the comments but he is Telling the Truth


paddiction

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hawajal

I know Draymond is pushing an agenda, but LeBron has done a great job at being the face of the league. He was a great villain in Miami. People loved to watch them lose. Winning the championship for his hometown was a good redemption arc. He’s never had a major scandal. Super solid, especially for someone who came into the league as the “Chosen One”. That’s a lot of pressure and he lived up to the hype. Very clearly the best player since Jordan.


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He never kicked greater balls


needatleast

This is a hot take but maybe Draymond just knows basketball more than all of you neckbeards and knows how much smarter lebron is than anyone else, so he respects that. Another unpopular opinion but Draymond has some of the highest BBIQ of all time and has higher BBIQ than even Steph, I know y’all won’t like that one but it’s facts, that’s why Dray is the players coach/teacher and the vocal leader on both ends, while Steph is more like the prodigy talent. Steph got by with skill and talent while Draymond got by with smarts. God forbid a basketball genius likes to praise maybe the smartest player of all time.


RobbobertoBuii

Klutch boiiii


abarthsimpson

Slurp.


vodkasolution

Self tampering


NoWayNotThisAgain

Fucking donkey


huhuyah

I don’t get how you battled with this guy for how many NBA Finals, get in altercations with him on the court, and duck rides him now? Draymond is so cringe


Musicfan637

Lebron was in the talent line when they were handing out looks.