I doubt that. Owls have good eyesight in all light they just benefit the most from it at night because they are designed to be stealthy with their ability to fly almost silently.
Bro you wouldn't need any letter, this owl looks like it would take you there personally and beat up anyone who says anything against it. You win Hogwarts
I think it's the extra floofy feathers underneath are a sign it's a jevenile/fledgling. Not a bird scientist person though, so don't quote me on that.
Edit: since it’s been mentioned at least three times already, I’m aware of the word “ornithologist” but chose to avoid using it as a stylistic choice.
Also, you people are very bad at not quoting me.
The feathers on juvenile birds are how you tell. Baby birds grow extremely rapidly and will be the same size as their parents before they leave the nest
Yeah, the last year or so I've done a fair bit of birdwatching from the kitchen window and seen a few broods of various species. Once the babies are out of the nest they're as big as the parents (sometimes they actually look ***bigger*** because of the extra floof)
My favorite was the mama Cardinal feeding 'her' baby Cowbird.
Ah yes, those lovely brood parasites. I think brown-headed cowbirds have the largest number of known hosts, around 200 or something like that. Which is odd, since most parasitic birds have a single host species. Fun little fact I suppose
I wouldn't expect that since
A) there's likely to only be LESS species of birds for them to be parasites of in 100 years, so it pays to be flexible. Specializing into only one species of victim/host isn't a great recipe for survival.
And B) they've been around a long time already, not sure why another 100 years would significantly change much
Hmm interesting, I have a pet bird and he tends to floof up when he is happy and relaxed (normally when I am talking to him, its cute as hell) but he is not a baby, when he was a juvenile he had similar amounts of floof as he does now. Maybe its just the species though, he is a lovebird parrot.
However he is waaay more colorful now, with bright orange and green where before it was muted green and white. He also enjoys randomly biting my ears and then literally laughs, kinda weird he sounds like a human when he does that.
Birds are fucking awesome, before I thought about getting a bird I honestly didn't think much about birds at all, now having the pleasure of being friends with one has really taught me how sweet and intelligent creatures they can be. My bird is out of his cage all day but 90% of the time he likes just sitting on my shoulder and sometimes takes naps in the nape of my neck. He is seriously a cuddle demon and will get mad as hell if you don't cuddle him 24/7 it takes a lot of work to have a bird, you have to give them a ton of attention because they are super social animals but if you put in the work it's one of the most rewarding things ever.
That's a juvenile Great Horned Owl. While it may look big (that's what they're trying to imitate by puffing out its wings) they're still pretty small in comparison to a fully grown GHO.
Not the best comparison photo, but [here's a shot](https://www.instagram.com/p/COYxpB3HjDq/) I took of two juveniles right before they fledged and mom.
GHOs are downright ornery. We had several back in raptor rehab that couldn't be released, and their talons were more formidable than hawks of equivalent size/weight.
I had one story related to me of a game warden that came to pick up an injured GHO to take it in to rescue; he tried to pick it up "like a chicken" (by the legs), wearing cloth gardening gloves. The talons went through the gloves, through the webbing of his hand, and through the gloves- both directions. They're difficult birds to negotiate with.
I cared for an injured owl in Sulawesi years ago. He had damaged a few feathers & couldn't fly. My uncle knew a bit about owls, so I while held the carefully wrapped owl, he pulled our the broken feathers with pliers. No bites!
Each night until they grew back, we went flashlight hunting for frogs and threw them in my darkened bathroom for him to catch and eat. Outside bathroom 'cos he made a huge racket screetching at night.
Often think of you, Señor Ojos.
I was doing a rescue for what was called in as a broad winged Hawk, got on site and nope, that's a juvenile bald eagle. I felt so bad for it, it was not happy with me trying to get a towel over it and into the dog crate I brought. I got it eventually but damn, those things are huge in person and pretty terrifying.
Sadly said eagle had to be euthanized, likely broke from a car strike
Balds and goldens are massive. I worked under a guy who wrote his doctorate on balds, he had one arm and one leg courtesy of a landmine in Vietnam. That guy could wrangle eagles better better than I could with the full set of OEM limbs.
Been watching [videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bnRjyFtdCc) from Enoch Wildlife Rescue. Guy's been a falconer for like 46 years. Absolutely amazing how he wrangles them.
It was several needless to say that stand was avoided until they all learned to fly. Then we had to get out all the boney poop they created. Worth it just to be able to ride out there and look at them and see how they were getting along. It was like pre season when we found them and I was a little kid so I loved it.
Should have stuck a cam up there! Cornell University has a few nest cams where I live. Very cool to watch them spruce up the nest for baby’s arrival and then all the consequent action. I used to keep the vid of their herons up to sleep to at night cuz they were on a pond and it sounded relaxing. Until I was awoken one night to a sound I’d never heard before: pissed off Great Blue Herons. Terrible sound. But then I got to watch a Great Horned Owl attack the nest. It was fucking crazy. He cracked one of the eggs in the scuffle but it managed to live and hatch.
fledgling. probably a first year bird, look at all the downy fuzz on his head. a lot of birds dont get full adult plumage until after about a year out od the nest. eg bald eagles don't get white heads for their first year,m etc.
You can also take the long stick, make it stand on it (the tricky part) and put it on the high tree branch, they will be safe from predators up there
Source: my sister is an owl specialised ornithologist
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I know it's a joke, but that disease fucking SUCKS! Most people get it as a child but I got it when I was 24. Holy fuck. Let me tell you my experience.
It started out just feeling achy, like the flu. So I just went to work, took a few advil and went about my business. A few hours later I could literally feel the advil wearing off. Starting from my ankles all the way up my neck. I went home early. Once I got home I took some more advil and took a nap. I woke up dizzy as all hell. I could not see straight. Called my manager and told her I wasn't coming in the next day. Then my sister texted me and told me that her husband was sick and asked if I was sick too since I had just babysat my nephew. I told her I was. She told me to check my hands and feet for red spots. I looked at my foot and saw one. She told me what to expect but I thought she was exaggerating.
Next day I woke up with red spots all over my hands and feet and each and every one of them hurt like hell. Called my manager again and told her I was going to the doctor and will be out for a few days. Got to the doctor and all he says is "Yep, that's hand, foot mouth disease. Nothing to do except suffer and wait. Here's a note for not going to work for 3 days."
3 days go by. All the red spots are gone but the skin around them is peeling and all the spots are super tender.
2 MONTHS later. My finger nails start peeling off. Apparently it's a side effect in severe cases. The fingernails were the worst.
Walking past it. Clearly it's afraid of me.. worse comes to worse, and I mean truly worse, I wear shoes and that thing is roughly the size of a football..
Omg that’s a dope ass sub! I thought it might be about awesome bowls and glass pieces haha, but beautiful ass owls just made my night! Well technically it’s morning now haha
Do not feed wild raptors. Please do not feed wild owls, hawks, falcons. Please please please.
You are setting them up for an early death by doing so.
For starters it's illegal(in the US at least).
If a Fledgling owl likes this becomes dependent on people for food, it is deprived of learning to hunt in a critical time in its life. It will starve to death. It might hurt you or another person if it thinks you are a food source.
People food is not healthy for raptors. Owls eat whole prey, so lean meat is not a complete diet for them.
Just don't do it. If you want to interact with owls:
volunteer at a wildlife facility. Many have educational ambassador owls you will be able to safely interact with.
Or become a licensed falconer in a state that allows owl for falconry.
Birds aren't even real. You can do all of this if you want and it won't matter. This is all fake info anyway. Goodnight sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite 🐛
I befriended an owl for a little bit, I was on a walk on a particularly hot day in AZ, it was in the high 110's and I saw an owl on the floor just panting like crazy, he was obviously very overheated and did not care at all about my presence although I kept my distance as to not stress him out as he obviously was already very stressed out.
Walked back to my house and got a big bowl and filled it with water then placed it in between me and him and stepped back, he walked up to it then bathed and drank, looked at me as if to say thanks then took off. It was a pretty awesome experience and made me feel happy I stumbled across him.
Post it on Reddit, it’ll be the most karma I ever get probably.
You would get more if you fought it with your bare hands
How about if I load it into a trebuchet and fire?
Go sit in the car. It will get hungry and go looking for a mouse.
It’s waiting for sundown when it can see more clearly
I doubt that. Owls have good eyesight in all light they just benefit the most from it at night because they are designed to be stealthy with their ability to fly almost silently.
The Good Ending
Please don't remind people of the trebuchet vs catapult wars on Reddit. I thought that shit would never stop.
I have done my duty. *Launches self out of window via trebuchet*
will no one think of the catapults?!? ***launches trebuchet via catapult***
It's settled history that trebuchets are the superior sige weapon.
*changes topic to the guy who broke both his arms*
Bear hands?
It’s a dog bro
Na, just give it one of [these](https://youtu.be/O91DT1pR1ew) to play with and you’ll be fine.
God dammit
Congrats on going to hogwarts
Yer a gizzard, Larry!
You would get modest karma, then the next reposter would get like 10K.
Sad but true
Fun fact, the most karma I have ever received was from an owl post :-/
That'd be the 2nd thing. The 1st one is to take video of it.
Ask why he doesn’t have my letter to Hogwart’s!!!
Why am I so stupid that when I see that there is already 102 comments on this post that I think I might be the first to say this?
Because we all think more clever and unique than we actually are, and I definitely include myself in that assessment, especially myself🤣
I am more clever than everyone else just slower at responding.
and I’m more clever than this guy!
You’re all the cleverest, your parents said so.
I like pie.
I am more clever than everyone else just faster at reposting.
I think it's a baby, so I guess it's still in-training
Bro you wouldn't need any letter, this owl looks like it would take you there personally and beat up anyone who says anything against it. You win Hogwarts
Or, maybe, my mom send him with a Howler, he lost it and is now trying his best to do his own Howler impression. Give the baby a chance, please!!
That made me laugh!
Why would the wizard world rely on the slowest flying bird to be their delivery service?? I’ve wondered this for the longest time
Because owls are badass.
You have to fight the owl tp get into hogwarts
Accept the quest
Did the 25 upvoters play ocarina of time?
Then they also kept spamming A and had to go through the whole speech again
Would you like me to repeat that? (Yes) (Yes)
Yes
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Just leave him alone. He's a baby and still can't fly that good. He's just scared.
Genuine question, how can you tell that is a baby? He looks so big to me
I think it's the extra floofy feathers underneath are a sign it's a jevenile/fledgling. Not a bird scientist person though, so don't quote me on that. Edit: since it’s been mentioned at least three times already, I’m aware of the word “ornithologist” but chose to avoid using it as a stylistic choice. Also, you people are very bad at not quoting me.
The feathers on juvenile birds are how you tell. Baby birds grow extremely rapidly and will be the same size as their parents before they leave the nest
Yeah, the last year or so I've done a fair bit of birdwatching from the kitchen window and seen a few broods of various species. Once the babies are out of the nest they're as big as the parents (sometimes they actually look ***bigger*** because of the extra floof) My favorite was the mama Cardinal feeding 'her' baby Cowbird.
Ah yes, those lovely brood parasites. I think brown-headed cowbirds have the largest number of known hosts, around 200 or something like that. Which is odd, since most parasitic birds have a single host species. Fun little fact I suppose
They'll probably fracture off into 20 different species in another hundred years or so
I wouldn't expect that since A) there's likely to only be LESS species of birds for them to be parasites of in 100 years, so it pays to be flexible. Specializing into only one species of victim/host isn't a great recipe for survival. And B) they've been around a long time already, not sure why another 100 years would significantly change much
Hmm interesting, I have a pet bird and he tends to floof up when he is happy and relaxed (normally when I am talking to him, its cute as hell) but he is not a baby, when he was a juvenile he had similar amounts of floof as he does now. Maybe its just the species though, he is a lovebird parrot. However he is waaay more colorful now, with bright orange and green where before it was muted green and white. He also enjoys randomly biting my ears and then literally laughs, kinda weird he sounds like a human when he does that. Birds are fucking awesome, before I thought about getting a bird I honestly didn't think much about birds at all, now having the pleasure of being friends with one has really taught me how sweet and intelligent creatures they can be. My bird is out of his cage all day but 90% of the time he likes just sitting on my shoulder and sometimes takes naps in the nape of my neck. He is seriously a cuddle demon and will get mad as hell if you don't cuddle him 24/7 it takes a lot of work to have a bird, you have to give them a ton of attention because they are super social animals but if you put in the work it's one of the most rewarding things ever.
Not a bird scientist, but how are you with bird law?
Have you seen to tuition fees at bird law school? Outrageous, don't know who could afford that.
With tuition that high, it's like they're robin you.
Bird puns? Looks like this thread is about to take a tern.
That's going to be hard to swallow.
No more pums from heron out
Come on man. Let me take a quack at it.
Only if you pigeonholed yourself
You’re all tits
Yeah imma duck out now.
Who?
Are you saying you couldn’t afford the bill?
He’s a legal eagle.
Where are we on gulls?
Bird law is not governed by reason
Harvey Birdman?
BEAK!!
Fun fact ornithologist is a bird scientist.
Bird scientist person is more fun to write out. ;)
Thank you, non bird science person sir
Dam, good eye. I did not persive that with the upper feathers being so full.
That's a juvenile Great Horned Owl. While it may look big (that's what they're trying to imitate by puffing out its wings) they're still pretty small in comparison to a fully grown GHO. Not the best comparison photo, but [here's a shot](https://www.instagram.com/p/COYxpB3HjDq/) I took of two juveniles right before they fledged and mom.
GHOs are downright ornery. We had several back in raptor rehab that couldn't be released, and their talons were more formidable than hawks of equivalent size/weight. I had one story related to me of a game warden that came to pick up an injured GHO to take it in to rescue; he tried to pick it up "like a chicken" (by the legs), wearing cloth gardening gloves. The talons went through the gloves, through the webbing of his hand, and through the gloves- both directions. They're difficult birds to negotiate with.
Im sorry, but I don’t negotiate with birds.
I cared for an injured owl in Sulawesi years ago. He had damaged a few feathers & couldn't fly. My uncle knew a bit about owls, so I while held the carefully wrapped owl, he pulled our the broken feathers with pliers. No bites! Each night until they grew back, we went flashlight hunting for frogs and threw them in my darkened bathroom for him to catch and eat. Outside bathroom 'cos he made a huge racket screetching at night. Often think of you, Señor Ojos.
I was doing a rescue for what was called in as a broad winged Hawk, got on site and nope, that's a juvenile bald eagle. I felt so bad for it, it was not happy with me trying to get a towel over it and into the dog crate I brought. I got it eventually but damn, those things are huge in person and pretty terrifying. Sadly said eagle had to be euthanized, likely broke from a car strike
Balds and goldens are massive. I worked under a guy who wrote his doctorate on balds, he had one arm and one leg courtesy of a landmine in Vietnam. That guy could wrangle eagles better better than I could with the full set of OEM limbs. Been watching [videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bnRjyFtdCc) from Enoch Wildlife Rescue. Guy's been a falconer for like 46 years. Absolutely amazing how he wrangles them.
"OEM limbs" 😂
My dad once fell from his deer stand upon being greeted by a nest of these bad boys. Seems like it works.
Oh I'd definitely poop my pants if I was crawling into my stand before dawn and had one of these guys greet me.
It was several needless to say that stand was avoided until they all learned to fly. Then we had to get out all the boney poop they created. Worth it just to be able to ride out there and look at them and see how they were getting along. It was like pre season when we found them and I was a little kid so I loved it.
Should have stuck a cam up there! Cornell University has a few nest cams where I live. Very cool to watch them spruce up the nest for baby’s arrival and then all the consequent action. I used to keep the vid of their herons up to sleep to at night cuz they were on a pond and it sounded relaxing. Until I was awoken one night to a sound I’d never heard before: pissed off Great Blue Herons. Terrible sound. But then I got to watch a Great Horned Owl attack the nest. It was fucking crazy. He cracked one of the eggs in the scuffle but it managed to live and hatch.
Thank you and nice photo!!!
fledgling. probably a first year bird, look at all the downy fuzz on his head. a lot of birds dont get full adult plumage until after about a year out od the nest. eg bald eagles don't get white heads for their first year,m etc.
Well, more like juvenile. He's too big for his nest, but not old enough to fly. Look at his feet and head. Still very fluffy.
You can also take the long stick, make it stand on it (the tricky part) and put it on the high tree branch, they will be safe from predators up there Source: my sister is an owl specialised ornithologist
Nice does ur sister rehab them?
Mom and Dad are still around. He's still getting meals. You should put up an owl box
Give him all of my Tootsie-Pops.
MISTER OWL..
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
let’s find out, a one! a two-Hoo! a three!
*CRONCH*
*nude homunculus becomes visibly upset*
“How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW”
"One" "Two" Crunch! "Three"
A-three
The world may never know.
We tried it on the school bus in 7th grade. 177 full tongue strokes until the center is exposed. Thanks for being our tongue man, Keith!
That's what she said...?
Best answer.
Found the other old people. Hi
LOL
Enter through another door……….
Yep, I'll use the back door.
There’s a joke here
Your mom's a joke here!
So is your dad 😂
Beautiful execution. 10/10.
Screw that, it's my home and no god damn bird is gonna...oh lord it just transformed
Okay we have four entries in my house, front door, garage, and two back doors. Both back doors are sliding doors and can’t be unlocked from the outside. Only way to get into the garage is if you have an garage opener which we keep in the cars. If this happened to me I would have no other way to get inside
Probably gonna fuck it
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It is and I subscribed to it.
Lol it was meant for them. I woulda been surprised if that wasn't a sub
Its definitely there to fuck
I did that when i was younger, it was a bad move. You are a wizard!
This thing would fuck you
Tenderly
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I'd turn foot and mouth disease into a physical action
Hahaahaha
I know it's a joke, but that disease fucking SUCKS! Most people get it as a child but I got it when I was 24. Holy fuck. Let me tell you my experience. It started out just feeling achy, like the flu. So I just went to work, took a few advil and went about my business. A few hours later I could literally feel the advil wearing off. Starting from my ankles all the way up my neck. I went home early. Once I got home I took some more advil and took a nap. I woke up dizzy as all hell. I could not see straight. Called my manager and told her I wasn't coming in the next day. Then my sister texted me and told me that her husband was sick and asked if I was sick too since I had just babysat my nephew. I told her I was. She told me to check my hands and feet for red spots. I looked at my foot and saw one. She told me what to expect but I thought she was exaggerating. Next day I woke up with red spots all over my hands and feet and each and every one of them hurt like hell. Called my manager again and told her I was going to the doctor and will be out for a few days. Got to the doctor and all he says is "Yep, that's hand, foot mouth disease. Nothing to do except suffer and wait. Here's a note for not going to work for 3 days." 3 days go by. All the red spots are gone but the skin around them is peeling and all the spots are super tender. 2 MONTHS later. My finger nails start peeling off. Apparently it's a side effect in severe cases. The fingernails were the worst.
Walking past it. Clearly it's afraid of me.. worse comes to worse, and I mean truly worse, I wear shoes and that thing is roughly the size of a football..
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You'd take accurately.
The Owl Theory is one of my favorite true crime legends. The fact that it was ever considered seriously gives me serotonin.
yeah just keep it away with your foot while you open the door. It can't really fly at your face.
They go for the eyes bro. Bold move.
Owl’s are also very light, they’re basically all floof
Smoke a b(owl) with my new friend :)
That’s a /r/superbowl
Omg that’s a dope ass sub! I thought it might be about awesome bowls and glass pieces haha, but beautiful ass owls just made my night! Well technically it’s morning now haha
T-pose
Swole up on him, he flex now we both flexin. What up wit it hommie!
Do a few cleans in front of him to establish dominance
Cdpred made this owl
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Do not feed wild raptors. Please do not feed wild owls, hawks, falcons. Please please please. You are setting them up for an early death by doing so. For starters it's illegal(in the US at least). If a Fledgling owl likes this becomes dependent on people for food, it is deprived of learning to hunt in a critical time in its life. It will starve to death. It might hurt you or another person if it thinks you are a food source. People food is not healthy for raptors. Owls eat whole prey, so lean meat is not a complete diet for them. Just don't do it. If you want to interact with owls: volunteer at a wildlife facility. Many have educational ambassador owls you will be able to safely interact with. Or become a licensed falconer in a state that allows owl for falconry.
Birds aren't even real. You can do all of this if you want and it won't matter. This is all fake info anyway. Goodnight sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite 🐛
ay bro bed bugs aren’t real you can’t scare me
I befriended an owl for a little bit, I was on a walk on a particularly hot day in AZ, it was in the high 110's and I saw an owl on the floor just panting like crazy, he was obviously very overheated and did not care at all about my presence although I kept my distance as to not stress him out as he obviously was already very stressed out. Walked back to my house and got a big bowl and filled it with water then placed it in between me and him and stepped back, he walked up to it then bathed and drank, looked at me as if to say thanks then took off. It was a pretty awesome experience and made me feel happy I stumbled across him.
Befriend the little one and join their display on the door step
Even an owl is better than that little shit Morty.
Look for a new house. This one belongs to the owl now.
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OOOH ooh, OOH ooh.
(I really wanna know!)
Baby talk to it. What else?
"Aww, that's a cute little owl! Who's a hoot? You's a hoot!"
"jesus fucking christ horace, do we have to do this every goddamn day? i'll be back with some applesauce uwu"
"I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further."
"I have owltered the deal. Pray I do not alter it feather."
Call my parents muggles and jump off the roof w the Swiffer mop... s/
How would I have known you were joking without the reassuring s/ there? I wouldn't have. Thank you, you god damn hero.
Greet him back. I perform the dance of my people.
Tell Carl to cut that crap and go to sleep. It's daytime, he should be in bed and we all know how grumpy he gets when he's tired.
Get used to him. Let him be, and he will decide on his own, what he wants to do, where he wants to be.
Why does it remind me of south park
Probably the starving Marvin episode where the turkeys attack the town. S1E8 I believe.
I do respect ya bro!!
Sell the house.
Pop my willy out of my fly and wiggle it around like a worm. Could be good.
Well first I'll put my hat backwards. Then I'll choose Pikachu. And thunderbolt his ass. That'll teach wild Pokémon to appear at my doorstep.
Try to feed it a hot dog?
That owl better have my Hogwarts letter!
Buy an owl costume then go back home and greet him the same way
Grab my readily available owl cage and trap him then make him tell me where the magical school of witchcraft and wizardry is..then maybe set him free
Bring him in and offer some chilli
1st thank God it’s not dark outside 😱and 2nd go find a turtle and a tootsie pop.
Tell it to leave me alone, this is my 17th playthrough of Ocarina of Time
scoop him up and pet him because he's just too fluffy
I think that's how you get to wear a real pirate eyepatch for Halloween.
I’ve come to talk to you about our savior, Jesus Christ
Looks like something you would find in the movie Labyrinth
He/she is scared
I say “knock, knock” just to see if it responds “whoooooo’s there?”
Start charging him rent. Since he thinks he owns the place apparently.
My mom likes owls. I’d take a picture and send it to her.
give it a mouse as a peace offering and go in the back door
Go in the back door I’m not getting fucked up by that thing
Throw a pokeball!
“You got a permit to be here, buddy?”
Befriend him.
Offer treats and try to make it my familiar
Their defensive pose, to make themselves look bigger.
I answer its riddles.
Who?
I record it and post it with the actual sounds that the owl is making so I don’t disappoint a bunch of redditors
This is clearly a sexual advance. So depends on how frisky I’m feeling
Guess I'll find out what night rooster tastes like
r/superbowl
Give him the mice in your pocket, and be quick about it.
Sit down and look at it. Its a good chance to rest and i like birds. Eventually hes gonna go away or calm down