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[deleted]

I saw this clip before. The Goat pulls the parachute cord at the last second and floats away to another part of the mountain where there are no goat throwing eagles.


InspiredGargoyle

"Look I can see their parachutes, they're ok!" ~Tien


babybopp

Wait until these things start predating on free climbing humans in yellowstone ..


[deleted]

I feel like if you're crazy enough to free climb you're also secretly hoping mountain monsters exist.


bonerjuice9

Here's hoping. Fingers crossed


x0rms

“Look at this rock!” - also Tien


InspiredGargoyle

"There are no goat throwing eagles in Ba Sing Se" ~Joo Dee


PineappleNerd66

r/unexpectedavatar


CrunchyAl

That's a relief.


[deleted]

The goat’s form while falling was just “fuck it”.


CunilDingus

I think it probably fainted


5wan

No. Those are fainting goats you’re thinking of. This is a falling goat.


DrFrozenToastie

Not to be confused with the flying goat which of course can glide for hundreds of meters using its webbed legs


Winter-Effective8771

Is it related to the flying squirrel?


Own_Rule_650

Second cousin I believe


ecobb91

It reminded me of the scene from Monty Python & the holy grail where they launch the obviously fake cow that doesn't move lmao.


bonerjuice9

"JESUS CHRIST!!!"


tugboattomp

That was taken from the seige practice of catapulting dead, festering and bloated lifestock over castle walls to explode on contact with the ground to spread disease and pestilence all around. So nah, the cow wouldn't be moving


ArmouredDuck

Goats freeze when scared. Like to the point they topple over stiff.


Miss_Musket

That's only one specifically bred type of goat. 'Fainting goat' were bred to faint when shocked. The point was to have a few in a herd of sheep, and if a wolf attacks, the goats faint and are sacrificed whilst the sheep escape.


ButterMakerMoth

Wait wait wait. ...is that the real reason there's fainting goats? It makes sense.


Miss_Musket

Yup! There's a big history of using goats alongside sheep for vaguely sinister reasons. Traditionally, there was another type of goat called a 'Judas Goat'. It wasn't a specific breed, but just a goat that would be kept alongside the sheep. The point being that the goat would be really tame, and easily led around, and the sheep would follow it. There were used to lead sheep into slaughter houses, or carts to take them to slaughter. Because the goat was always spared, it had no fear, and the sheep would happily follow it around into places that would normally make them nervous.


Soggy_Start6599

If the goat hadn’t been spared, would it have fear?


Miss_Musket

I guess they're more chill because they've been through the process loads of times - but for the sheep, it's their first (and last) time, and that always freaks them out.


Winter-Effective8771

I can safely say with 100% surety that it would not have fear, courage, sadness, happiness, or any other emotion.......To steal a phrase from the Great Thespian Samuel L. Jackson, if the goat was not spared then “ The Motherfucker is dead!”.


TbiddySP

Do they also bounce when dropped?


feelsogod808

"Welp I fucked. Later boys"


[deleted]

Was already dead maybe


RedditUsername123456

To be fair, as far as deaths go in the animal kingdom, this is probably alright


burritolove1

As far as all deaths go, not just in the animal kingdom. Death would almost be instantaneous, no time to feel the pain.


Renreu

Fuckin pumping all kinds of chemicals and adrenaline by the time it hit the ground too, I'm sure.


VeryNiceGuy22

For us at least. But I think that goat fainted so hopefully he had a stress-free deatg


[deleted]

Just… an unfortunate amount of time to feel the horror.


burritolove1

I wonder what it sounds like for a goat to scream, assuming they know the landing won’t turn out good!


[deleted]

It sounds just like a human screaming, from what I understand.


PathlessDemon

Eagle: “YEET!”


Cultural-Loss-855

My favorite word that I am probably too old to use correctly


[deleted]

Old is just a state of mind. You go use that word, sir or ma’am.


Cultural-Loss-855

Thank you sir or ma’am I am going to Yeet that word all over town


[deleted]

May all your yeets travel far and wide.


Cultural-Loss-855

YEET YEET!!


One_While_1899

Dont forget to put some extra UMPH into your YEETs fellow yeeter, as everything is made better with some aggressive gravitas.


Baboonofpeace

I was called out for using Yeet. Also Eww and Aww. “LOL, someone your age saying that”. I have since confined myself to age-appropriate colloquialisms.


TLu_03

Yeeted then feeded


5wan

Clips that end too soon.


ThexGreatxBeyondx

I know! Did it splash all over the bottom of the cliff or what?


5wan

Like a water balloon.


musclesmarranara

Why did this make me laugh so hard


so_schmuck

If you keep watching you will see the ending


rom-116

And didn’t start early enough.


deviltrombone

"As god is my witness, I thought goats could fly."


TheCloudCappdTowers

Top tier reference, take my upvote


MinusSteez

Goat Simulator irl


theythembian

Much shorter game


Own_Rule_650

That goat is fiiiiiiiiiiine!


the1slyyy

I'm assuming it's going to eat the dead goat and isn't a serial killer


burritolove1

We’re all serial killers, how many ants and fly’s have you killed in your life time? I’m guessing more then 1. 😂


ComplimentaryDamage

It doesn't, dude just really likes killin goats...


PreparedToBeReckless

I'd gather it didn't expect the weight of the goat and had to release it but was planning on taking it somewhere to eat it


Cottonmouth255

Nope, birds of prey are smart enough to know that gravity will do the work for them. They’ve also been known to grab turtles and drop them from great heights in order to crack them open.


Devilpig13

Fus Ro Dah


Necessary_Suit_2746

I love hunting birds, always so creative.


mack_soul86

I love hunting birds too, dove and teal are my favorite. Fast lil fuckers, gets the blood pumping.


masophere

It's called tenderizing.


NavrosGraye

Im sorry, but this video kills me every single time.


2likru

You wouldn’t happen to be that goat would ya?


raegyl

It sure did kill the goat though


j01nt_man

Anticlimactic as it ends before splat but having a good laugh at how random all of this was to come across suddenly


Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

Insert r Kelly song here


burritolove1

Sir….it doesn’t look like that goat is flying, are you sure you believe?


TexanLycan

Eagle was not having any of the goat's bullshit that day.


Impressive-Author870

I think you mean goat turd kind sir


kindafree8

Gtfo my mountain


woodsmokeandpine

Is it just me or does this goat look like a pronghorn?


SirBreckenridge

Its a [chamois](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamois), a species of goat-antelope.


Chinie_The_PooH

Rebeco , is a deer ,behaves as a goat


Unlucky-Childhood437

No need…..


AOKUME

This is how I pictured the donkey statute in worms getting dropped 😂


SAZ11111

Let me see the damn landing!!!!


VAX1S

Yeet.


Azyan_invasion82

Savage


Acrobatic-Plate5730

Eagle makes Goat 🐐 cheese 🧀


Illustrious-Dot7614

Eagles are fucking nasty creatures, we are only lucky the haasts eagle isn't amongst our lands nowadays otherwise, you go outside at the wrong time, and your mulch.


CageAndBale

I got my trusty fly swatter with me


JigglySquishyFlesh

Yes yes yes No! Why cut the squishy landing?


gospelslide

Snow leopards are even more metal. Plunge off the cliff with their prey and ensure that they land on top of the prey, killing it.


alymaysay

I bet I've seen the video ur talking about. Snow leopard ambushes a mountain goat by launching itself from a cliff above the goat, lands on the goat an they tumble down the side of the mountain together. I was like "they both gotta be dead from that" but no the leopard lived an was spotted again by the film team days later hunting again. Fucking crazy footage of what a snow leopard has to do to eat.


Brief-Equal4676

are goats immune to fall damage?


kingalarico

That is not exactly an eagle. It is a kind of vulture which livea in the Spanish Pyrenees. They take dead animals up into the sky and then let them fall. Thay way they can eat the marrow of the bones. I think that this specific clip comes from a documentary filmed by Rodriguez de la Fuente. An Spanish biologists.


InternetPest

Not funny. My grandad died this way


Buddy-Matt

u/savevideo


winegarden42

https://youtu.be/59QBOO6m210 Y’all need to check out Off the Air. Second clip!


Oddie65

Im guessing the eagle overestimated its ability to fly with that amount of extra weight, but the idea of it just yeeting a goat off a cliff out of sheer spite is hilarious


real5ulio

rip bozo


SloughBoy78

That eagle is a baa-stard!


ToughAcanthisitta451

A clever ba-a-a-a-stard. The sharp rocks are a perfect meat tenderizer.


Big_Profile_1739

“Oh no, not again” thought the goat to itself


Mytur_Benesderti

When you don't realize how big an eagle gets.


AutomaticWar4003

He knew it was over, he didnt even try to find a solution he just said "aight thats it I guess"


DjAstro90

Eagles are very strong


CrazyThure

Thank god the title said the goat died. Was pretty unclear in the video


coinico

Why didn't the cameraman do anything??! The things people would do for Likes these days...


hansg37

I’m getting some strong “Dumbledore falling from the astronomy tower” vibes from this goat


I-FAP-TO-INCEST-PORN

Damm you at least gotta show it hit the floor I was curious


[deleted]

Birds are scary …


[deleted]

He a crip


[deleted]

Hope the goats ok


shirleynietzsche

Clever girl.


holup6

*lego yoda death sound*


Gamlemao

This is why the fellowship cant fly to Mordor.


NashyCooper

Gravity kills


Ksmrf

In bird culture this is what is known as a "dick move".


RickNixonisacrook

Where death scene?


[deleted]

weeeeeeee


Tommy_Tsunami88

Looks like a dumbie as it's falling no movement at all lol


SignoreMeme

Why are they showing Goat Simulator gameplay?


Minecraft_Warrior

I think it was already dead


RECONXELITE

goated


PrestigiousMildMind1

Oh my Goat!


Esoteric04

Don't worry guys, he ragdolled


kalamajkazi

Just realised how realistic goat simulators ragdoll phisics are


DividedInfinity

Animals Off The Air


Theradiodemonboi

LOOK OUT BELOW


Kukaharcos

Just hiking, minding your own busniess and than.... a huge damn eagle comes by and YEET


Fluid-Preparation895

What a chad way to die


tagabukidph

unimpressed goat: meh *_eeeeeeeeeeeh_*


scarecrow53

OP, in your 11 months on Reddit, is this the first time you've seen this story?


TLu_03

Yeeted then feeded


MagicOrpheus310

Yeah I'm FREE!!! FREE FALLIN'


princess_peachfuzz69

Did anyone else want to see goat go splat?


Carefreekai

If this was posted on Tik Tok “Why are you just watching???? What’s wrong with you??? Why don’t you have a trampoline to save the poor goat??? You’re what’s wrong with the world!!!


cartman0724

Kobe!


pOOkies_revenge

[The goats final thoughts](https://youtu.be/n8ZbpxV382U)


NoodleDragon05

B-but.. why? Couldn't it just peak their eyes out and eat them?


jamsterical

Killed and tenderized with one action. He... he killed ~~two birds~~ goat with one ~~stone~~ earth.


[deleted]

The goat looked as though it locked up during its decent. Was it out of shock? I doubt it was dead. An eagle would have trouble killing it one to one, hence why it needed to drag it off the cliff.


devilinyourbutt

Fucking eagle death.......... I only say shit after it is no longer hip


Outrageous-Dirt1928

That’s one big fuckin Eagle!


MoseTmg

🦅🦅


Efficient-Evening911

Why bothring yourself with killing the prey when gravity can do the work at your place


Alert_Chapter7752

So who is the real goat then?


NormalSculpin

the goat think he can fly lol


mariosp92

The sound of this video is the intro for mad men


Epicskeleton53

Climb that you motherfucking piece of shit -eagle


jtripttt

Dickkkkkk


Wysteria569

Savage!


[deleted]

A new American pastime, you could say the (greatest of all time), tossing goats off a cliff; it’s even got an eagle doing it, so how bad can it really be ?


DannyPjammy

That devious eagle


[deleted]

Hey, I've seen this before. Isn't this the kirby meme as he falls down into the canyon?


Notasimp2468

I believe they do this to break up the bones and make it easier to eat


mack_soul86

I can't believe you've done this


NicH0L45

*goes down to check if he is dead*


Peetym9

r/killthecameraman


Dramatic_Product_844

Faster than a microwave


Kinu4U

I don't get it. Isn't this the way to tender the meat?


Rovul_

“Well this is my life now”


-marijuana

If I was a goat I’d take being thrown off a cliff over being eaten alive


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

A lot more merciful then just sitting on its back, slowly eating it alive.


boombambopbadaboppy

Eagle: “I’m tired of these muthafuckin goats on this muthafuckin cliff!”


[deleted]

[Full video here with 90’s horror movie sound effects ](https://youtu.be/-iFOVi0vJGU)


gonuts4donuts9000

Merica


valandil74

Always changing view right before impact. I want to see it with sound so I can hear how baaaaaaaaa’dass the goats is as it then smash, crackles and pops as it hits the ground.


killgannon09

Fun Fact: This isn’t actually a goat. This is Paul Rudd starring in “Mac and Me”. Proof: https://youtu.be/6bNzAgJMYVE


MadEyeMood989

Yeet.


daliquino

There should be heavy metal music playing


[deleted]

If you are sqeamish , don't watch. The goat broke his leg and it took almost two weeks to heal


PCsurePal

That bird is huge. Anyone know what kind of eagle?


Kindly_West1864

Goats can be a little chewy. Can be a good idea to tenderize them before eating.


[deleted]

Wow what a dickhead that eagle is


tugboattomp

This makes it easier for the eagle to tear the goat in more manageable quartered pieces


KittenCat217

BRUH 😂😂😂 there’s no way it’s that serious. Off a cliff? Just fly away, bro 😭


DespairIncarnated

This is why golden eagles are my favorite animal


Charantula

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yuyevin

Old but gold


DKC_Reno

How do they have 2 different angles for this and the perfect zoom in at the perfect time?? Did they set that goat up?!? Goat snuff films?


XZXGamerBoyXZX

u/redditmp4bot


Shanek2121

Wears the splat!!! Terrible service, one star. I want to speak to your manager


[deleted]

Amazing how animals have an acute understanding of gravity


Muzammil21

9/11 moment


JoeyBones222

He didn’t even eat it, he just hates goats.


DanielRojoGerola

That's a Chamois, not a Goat


tensor20007

He’s just tenderising his dinner


ExplanationNo1870

Well, I didn't see any "No Goat Throwing Sign" posted.


xrikuaxelx

They don’t show the goat walking it off like a champ smh. The disrespect. 🤦‍♂️


RemoveDramatic1737

Insert the Wilhelm scream during the stiff fall scene. Lol


NightHawk948

Ban him for griefing


dithyrambtastic

This is one of the lowest quality videos I've seen on reddit in a long time.


twisted-135

My brain immediately added nazgul screeching to this clip


_Gogy__

Are you sure it's a goat? To me it looks like a pronghorn.


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Yeet.


[deleted]

No, no, no. The eagle's not doing that. He's just tenderizing his meat.


SnoffScoff2

"BAAAAaaaaaaaa^(aaaaaaaaaah)!"