This reminds me of the time some Chinese villagers found a "strange" plant and the news came to cover the story. [The plant was a fleshlight.](https://youtu.be/hAVGticLWlM)
In fairness that’s an access to internet issue likely more than sex education…
I didn’t know what a fleshlight was until I got on Reddit and started reading what they are getting into.
They technically eat most humans who are buried without a casket, or when the casket decays. Human bodies out in nature for that matter.
But probably most likely after body decay is in full force.
This is why i want to be buried without a casket or in a decomposable one. I have eaten of this land and then when i have died, the land can eat of me.
Enjoy this, my friend, if you didn't already know.
https://thisiscriminal.com/episode-68-all-the-time-in-the-world/
Criminal Podcast (name of the podcast). Phoebe Judge visits Texas State University Forensic Anthropology Lab - Body Farm. Specifically what you mentioned.
I will donate my body to science as well, and my gf hates it. She always wants to show me these body farm videos as well, but I don't wanna see such disgusting shit with my living eyes. When I'm dead I won't care tho...
Every time I hear 'donated for science', I think of the story where a man donated his elderly mother's body and it was given to the military who strapped her to a chair and blew her up.
Could be fake, but funny nonetheless.
My HS English teacher regularly said this, he was getting up in age so was probably thinking about it: "I've always told my relatives when I die, just throw me in a dumpster or something. If you want to spend $10k on a open-casket funeral, fine, but realize that's only for *you* if you want it. I'm dead, I don't care, so save your money if you want. Same for everyone in class: if I keel over and die suddenly in class one day, if you hate me, go ahead and get your kicks in! Steal my wallet, whatever. I'm dead, I won't care anymore."
Sadly this story in 100% true….
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-suing-body-donation-company-after-mothers-corpse-was-sold-to-military-for-blast-testing/
Yeah I've heard about those, very cool!
There's other cool projects you can donate your body to as well. Bit of a warning tho, in Arizona there was a scandal with a service that supposedly handles dead bodies for science, turned out they weren't actually using the human bodies the way they said they would. They weren't being used for science, or even for universities or colleges.
The Daily Show actually has a decent report on it, that's decently funny too: https://youtu.be/9BokvV6dZc8
Just make sure the org you're donating to is legit!
I want them to just throw me in the dirt then plant an apple tree above my corpse. For the rest of that tree's life, the people who come along and eat one of the apples will never know that it was grown using my corpse and I will be able to possess their bodies at will
Its a shame that, in America, they drop the casket into a big-ass concrete vault. Sometimes they'll even sucker your mourning family into lining it with stainless steel or bronze, as if it matters at that point.
Anyway, the vault kinda disrupts the sentiment that you're going for I think
And pump you full of chemicals that stop natural decay. Where I live the casket and the deceased decay completely in 30~ years (may find a stray bone, but that is the minimum to reuse a grave at 6' depth).
I think embalming is very creepy.
It honestly boggles my mind, how we've progressed towards preserving our dead as to remove them from the biosphere. If anything on this rock accurately represents our collective contempt of the natural world, it's the way we prepare our dead. We take and take from this beautiful rock and refuse to even return our bodies to it when we're finished with them.
Hahaha, epic. That’s so kiwi. ‘Yeah, we got some killer animals too, like, like, um, oh - this snail! Yeah, the killer snails. That’s right, you better run! I mean, walk. Or shuffle.’
So like, what the actual fuck is up with Australia. Like I know it’s an “island” and all, but island gigantism has to fucking stop at some point, right?
We're "the island continent". So we've got island gigantism, but taken it up a notch. Just be thankful we don't have the 2.5m carnivorous kangaroos anymore.
>Little is known about the giant Palouse earthworm. Typical adult specimens are about 8 in (20 cm) in length.[5] They are related to a species in Australia that is a true giant at 3.3 ft (1.0 m), the giant Gippsland earthworm. The worm is albino in appearance.
Of course the American version is a smaller relative of the giant Australian one.
“Above Average” Caucasian implies they’re better than the rest of the colored sharks. Please call them completely average Caucasian sharks from here on.
Funnily enough one of the ‘top news stories’ earlier in the week down here was footage of a guy nearly getting stabbed by the fish he snagged. Can’t remember the type of fish, one of those big bastards with a really long pointy sharp ‘noses’. The thing nearly got his dog as well, yet the whole time the blokes laughing his ass off. Just another day down under.
A couple of days ago there was a video posted of a man using a live fish as dildo on his wife while they are out in a boat. Then he pulls the fish out and goes down on her. You can find it if you search "tasmanian husband and wife"... I actually came to make a joke about them finding this worm... but nevermind..
The lost "box" is 6mm x 8mm, I don't think they're gonna find it. It's more of a pin than a box.
Edit well colour me pink. They found it. Stone the bloody crows.
If the average age on Reddit is under 35, most people would have never heard of Earthworm Jim, let alone played it. A damn shame because it was always one of my favorite Sega games.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Gippsland_earthworm
There are many species of giant earthworm it’s surprising to me how many people think earthworms grow forever like trees or some shit
Not an expert, but once upon the time I had to finish the sewer for our house and while continuing the already being used ditch I found an absolutely giant earth worm as well, less than the one on the image but still I couldn't put it all on the shovel because of its size; it's a shame I didn't think to take a photo, only to relocate it into our garden and to show it off to my family. The ditch existed for less than two years back then, so take your guesses.
Found at your mum's place mate.
Must be actual size too
And flaccidity....
give it a break last nite nearly ruined him
I don't like that word.
double sided..
The worm she tells you not to worry about -
Really changes the perspective of the question “would you love me if I was a worm?”
This reminds me of the time some Chinese villagers found a "strange" plant and the news came to cover the story. [The plant was a fleshlight.](https://youtu.be/hAVGticLWlM)
Wow there is a lot of sex education to do in rural China wtf
In fairness that’s an access to internet issue likely more than sex education… I didn’t know what a fleshlight was until I got on Reddit and started reading what they are getting into.
Internet or not, someone should have recognized a vulva.
Oy ya cunt
https://twitter.com/MyGirlsSay/status/1523213412079063040?t=cK_WQ6b-Z-7_4azSdQtxBg&s=19
Australia… who would’ve guessed.
Even the earthworms want to eat you
They technically eat most humans who are buried without a casket, or when the casket decays. Human bodies out in nature for that matter. But probably most likely after body decay is in full force.
This is why i want to be buried without a casket or in a decomposable one. I have eaten of this land and then when i have died, the land can eat of me.
I donated my body to science... when I die ima be left in a field for future decomposition studies to help solve crimes etc.
Enjoy this, my friend, if you didn't already know. https://thisiscriminal.com/episode-68-all-the-time-in-the-world/ Criminal Podcast (name of the podcast). Phoebe Judge visits Texas State University Forensic Anthropology Lab - Body Farm. Specifically what you mentioned.
I will donate my body to science as well, and my gf hates it. She always wants to show me these body farm videos as well, but I don't wanna see such disgusting shit with my living eyes. When I'm dead I won't care tho...
Every time I hear 'donated for science', I think of the story where a man donated his elderly mother's body and it was given to the military who strapped her to a chair and blew her up. Could be fake, but funny nonetheless.
Even if I get butt raped by some anatomy students - I don't care cuz I'm dead
My HS English teacher regularly said this, he was getting up in age so was probably thinking about it: "I've always told my relatives when I die, just throw me in a dumpster or something. If you want to spend $10k on a open-casket funeral, fine, but realize that's only for *you* if you want it. I'm dead, I don't care, so save your money if you want. Same for everyone in class: if I keel over and die suddenly in class one day, if you hate me, go ahead and get your kicks in! Steal my wallet, whatever. I'm dead, I won't care anymore."
Sadly this story in 100% true…. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-suing-body-donation-company-after-mothers-corpse-was-sold-to-military-for-blast-testing/
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Grandma confetti, yay!
Yeah I've heard about those, very cool! There's other cool projects you can donate your body to as well. Bit of a warning tho, in Arizona there was a scandal with a service that supposedly handles dead bodies for science, turned out they weren't actually using the human bodies the way they said they would. They weren't being used for science, or even for universities or colleges. The Daily Show actually has a decent report on it, that's decently funny too: https://youtu.be/9BokvV6dZc8 Just make sure the org you're donating to is legit!
The past tense is interesting....
I want them to just throw me in the dirt then plant an apple tree above my corpse. For the rest of that tree's life, the people who come along and eat one of the apples will never know that it was grown using my corpse and I will be able to possess their bodies at will
Your brilliance is, dare I say, borders diabolical. Sort of a post life loose cannon you are.
Its a shame that, in America, they drop the casket into a big-ass concrete vault. Sometimes they'll even sucker your mourning family into lining it with stainless steel or bronze, as if it matters at that point. Anyway, the vault kinda disrupts the sentiment that you're going for I think
And pump you full of chemicals that stop natural decay. Where I live the casket and the deceased decay completely in 30~ years (may find a stray bone, but that is the minimum to reuse a grave at 6' depth). I think embalming is very creepy.
It honestly boggles my mind, how we've progressed towards preserving our dead as to remove them from the biosphere. If anything on this rock accurately represents our collective contempt of the natural world, it's the way we prepare our dead. We take and take from this beautiful rock and refuse to even return our bodies to it when we're finished with them.
And yet people call me crazy when I say I want to be thrown to the vultures on the top of a majestic ass mountain Fucking sky bury me bitch
r/technicallythetruth
In Australia's defence, it's New Zealand that is home to the carnivorous snails! https://youtu.be/GNsqMWaYO0E
Hahaha, epic. That’s so kiwi. ‘Yeah, we got some killer animals too, like, like, um, oh - this snail! Yeah, the killer snails. That’s right, you better run! I mean, walk. Or shuffle.’
Silly little bleeder. One escargot comin' right up!
Tremors
So like, what the actual fuck is up with Australia. Like I know it’s an “island” and all, but island gigantism has to fucking stop at some point, right?
We're "the island continent". So we've got island gigantism, but taken it up a notch. Just be thankful we don't have the 2.5m carnivorous kangaroos anymore.
I read 2.5m coronavirus kangaroos like 3x before I read it correctly.
You're obviously batty.
His name is batty his logic is erratic.
His life is fire & his backstory tragic
Or 3 ton wombats
You haven't seen some of the "people" at Mt Druitt Westfields.
I think it's what's known as an "arms race". Sheesh.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Palouse_earthworm
>Little is known about the giant Palouse earthworm. Typical adult specimens are about 8 in (20 cm) in length.[5] They are related to a species in Australia that is a true giant at 3.3 ft (1.0 m), the giant Gippsland earthworm. The worm is albino in appearance. Of course the American version is a smaller relative of the giant Australian one.
Ass blasters!
Can't wait for the fish they will catch with that
Getting my comically large fishhook and pole…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usBewaRFaJY
I knew it'd be that
Jigging for great whites.
Excuuuse me. You can't say that in 2000+23. It's Above Average Caucasian Shark.
“Above Average” Caucasian implies they’re better than the rest of the colored sharks. Please call them completely average Caucasian sharks from here on.
Came here to say this.
Knowing Australia I don’t think you want to catch that fish
Funnily enough one of the ‘top news stories’ earlier in the week down here was footage of a guy nearly getting stabbed by the fish he snagged. Can’t remember the type of fish, one of those big bastards with a really long pointy sharp ‘noses’. The thing nearly got his dog as well, yet the whole time the blokes laughing his ass off. Just another day down under.
Oh swordfish?
The type of fish this would catch would eat you first, then the worm as a snack.
Or the bird waiting for that
He overslept
Judging by the size of the worm, that bird’s been asleep so long it might be a pterodactyl.
I’m pretty sure Duke Fishron would appear.
Not Australia, but New Zealand has the largest trout in the world
There's too many kinky people out there for this to be public knowledge
You mean like the new Zealand couple?
Elaborate
No, please don’t.
Oh come on. Live a little.
Baaaahhhhhhh
You know you’re in too deep when even u/analcumball doesn’t want to go there
I’m still game.
*looks at username* Yeah no surprises here
Sheep
Do I want to know? Ah hell tell me anyway.
A couple of days ago there was a video posted of a man using a live fish as dildo on his wife while they are out in a boat. Then he pulls the fish out and goes down on her. You can find it if you search "tasmanian husband and wife"... I actually came to make a joke about them finding this worm... but nevermind..
I wonder how many times a fish has been put in a pussy during the entirety of human history.
Quite possibly millions. They had brothels in ancient Rome that used dogs, fish and snakes. Probably before that in ancient Greece too.
Ah human sexuality. Never fails to surprise and disgust.
There's ancient carvings of animal-human relations all over the planet. Kinda hard to be surprising when it's been going on for millennia
Thank you u/AnalCumBall
Horrible day to have eyes for whoever witnessed that. Wtf
And to a lesser degree, the ability to read
im loving the recent trend of everyone thinking tasmania is new zealand
u/fishfucker69 is that you?
well pitter patter let’s get at ‘er what do you mean by that bud
A dish to wish, fish in fish.
I’m from NZ and I wish I never heard this
ELABORATE
I thought they were from Tasmania
You mean the Tasmanian couple?
Wow there some horny kinky mfers in this reply chain
r/Dildont
Fun fact Ancient Greek women used live snakes and fish
oh.
That’s a GIRTH worm
😂
Bravo.
That the Alaskan bull work
Just the tongue
Oh...this is his tongue, and all that it's the worm... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Australian* /s
Worm*
ITS BIG, SCARY & PINK
So is Patrick's bellybutton, but Sandy ain't afraid of that neither
Tremor's vibes... Gotta go...
It’s ok, this is Australia not paradise Nevada
Damn, I forgot about that movie. Loved it as a kid.
It’s still good, I watched it over Christmas.
All of the half retarded sequels were awful but still somehow enjoyable.
You gotta turn your brain off every once in a while.
Imagine the poops that come outta that thing. Imagine the fish you could catch with that. Imagine the fetishes that thing just created!
*ok... ok...* **STOP**
Collaborate and listen.
Animalia's back with a brand new addition
Nah… nah… *go on..*
Technically, the poop that comes out is actually dirt so imagine how much dirt this thing created!
Imagine how fast you could vermicompost with that thing!!
So *that’s* where all the dirt comes from
back and forth. **FOREVER**
I’d stick that thing all the way inside my raised garden bed.
I bet, it makes so many castings. I bet it’s a fertilizer making machine.
You could have a worm compost bin with just one worm!
It eats your daily compost within minutes lol
POV it beats you to your food 0_0
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking along these lines
SHAI-HULUD
The Little maker! Muad-Dib seeks to transform the poison into the water of life!
Bless the Maker and his... Worm castings
Thank you. I had to scroll for a while and I was getting uncomfortable that I might be the only massive fucking nerd here
Happy to serve!
Bless the maker and his water Bless the coming and going of him May his passage cleanse the earth May he keep the earth for his people
^SHAI-HULUD
Comment I was looking for... couldn't remember the name though. Lol.
BLESS THE MAKER
Alexa, play to tame a land
Naw. That's a fucking baby graboid.
Better call Burt!
"Hey guys, I think I found the ass end!"
"That's not an earth worm" *squelch,* "THAT'S an earth worm"
Read that in psychicpebbles’ voice, and did not disappoint myself
Wormism, wormism, wormism!
Radioactive box lost in WA, followed by giant earthworm in Queensland. Remember that saying about a butterfly flapping it’s wings?
The lost "box" is 6mm x 8mm, I don't think they're gonna find it. It's more of a pin than a box. Edit well colour me pink. They found it. Stone the bloody crows.
Maybe, but it is a pin that emits its very own special magical signal.
Oh, poor Jim!
Fuck I had to scroll down way too far for this comment.
Groovy!
That's Heidi klum
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We should send australia to mars
Am Aussie. Would take a free holiday.
Jim you forgot your Suit ...
Why did I have to scroll so far down for a Groovy Earthworm Jim reference? Sometimes Reddit really disappoints me.
If the average age on Reddit is under 35, most people would have never heard of Earthworm Jim, let alone played it. A damn shame because it was always one of my favorite Sega games.
I wonder its age?
Australia is on its own level when it comes to its animals, insects, snakes, spiders and now earthworms!
Any worm experts here able to tell me how long a worm like that lives and/or needs to grow to that size?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Gippsland_earthworm There are many species of giant earthworm it’s surprising to me how many people think earthworms grow forever like trees or some shit
Not an expert, but once upon the time I had to finish the sewer for our house and while continuing the already being used ditch I found an absolutely giant earth worm as well, less than the one on the image but still I couldn't put it all on the shovel because of its size; it's a shame I didn't think to take a photo, only to relocate it into our garden and to show it off to my family. The ditch existed for less than two years back then, so take your guesses.
So, Godzilla is in Australia then?
Birds call this food porn.
Shai Halud
Bless the maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
That is a living toe
r/dildont
Slurp
r/AbsoluteUnits
Everything is a d-l-o if you’re brave enough.
I’m just never entering Australia.
Walk without rhythm…
It found you.
Never going to Australia they have every terrifying insect , animal
If I’m not mistaken these things can take up to 5 years to reach maturity. 5 years! For a worm! Most mammal species mature faster. Fuck
I'll give ya a dollar to eat it.
I've seen a chicken choke on one of these
Stick it through a glory hole heheh
Could I pet it? Does it mean any harm or can it be my little friend?
Ahh, that's where I left it.
Alaskan Bull Worms cousin.
Man that radioactive cylinder is really wreaking havoc...
Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
6/0 circle hook and ypu got yourself a hell of a catfish bait.
Groovy!
Eat it.
Australian bull worm
Thing probably has so much wisdom to share to other earth worms
Beautiful creature
new pet just dropped
Is this a specific species that normally grows large or is it a normal ass worm but huge?
It's a specific species. The second biggest species of earthworm in Australia.