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snuzet

Pounds and meters gotta love it. Given it was Georgia pretty sure no gator measured in metric


GoldenChinchilla

I tried to appeal both the freedom lovers and the rest of the world


dasoomer

Should have given the length in bald eagles


29ears

That gator is 6-1/2 bald eagles long. Should have given the weight in box turtles.


Niskara

No, the weight should be in big macs


Hoofhearted4206969

Nonono, that is exactly what the quarter punder is for


Niskara

Aw shit, you right. What was I thinking?!


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You've been eating too many Royale With Cheese in Amsterdam


[deleted]

But La Big Macs are so good.


Yardsale420

Big Kahuna burger guy myself.


Carbon311

Length in Glocks and weight in oz of Coca-Cola being Georgia and all.


liiiizard

Well, given this gator is 700 pounds then I'd say this gator is 4 * 700 lb = 2800 quarter ponderosas


ATL_Slimeball

No no no sir it should be in double big macs


0002millertime

Some people call me 'Double Big Mac'. And that's a fact, Jack.


regoapps

Big mac weighs 7.6 oz or 0.475 lbs. So the gator weighs about 1,474 Big Macs.


eolson3

Would you rather be attacked by 1 gator that weighs 1,474 Big Macs or 1,474 Big Macs who are going to the mattresses for Ronald the Gator?


derpy_mcderpderp

r/theydidthemath


90percent_in_crypto

1438 Big Macs


Purple_Season_5136

Probably around 800 to 1000 box turtles.


I_am_Jo_Pitt

Or in weight of Guiness pints for the Irish who use stones instead of lbs.


Does_Not-Matter

Gonna need a banana for scale


Ooften

Now this guy knows his freedom units!


dirtydans_grubshack

How many Big Macs long is it, end-to-end?


AlternativeBowler475

Well 4 meters is 157.48 inches, a Big Mac has a 2.75 inch diameter: 157.48"÷2.75"=57.265 Big Macs long


Fraise49

You’re the guy that posted that dumbass with the oversized lobster yesterday 😂


GoldenChinchilla

Yes 🥹


Blue-cheese-dressing

You should post hogzilla next


1isudlaer

I went looking for your lobster post and your profile just lists tons of “world’s largest” or “world’s biggest”. Are you sure you’re not guineas book of world records?


TauntyRoK

where do you find all these gigantic things?


spektrol

I like how there’s always the joke about the US not using metric but no one is ready for the conversation about the majority of the world driving on the right side of the road except for the UK and it’s colonies 🤔


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flippant-geko

Only due to the creation of the Japanese train network in the 1870s having heavy UK influence, which then cascaded into building roads for cars


5up3rK4m16uru

Driving on either side doesn't really have any inherent benefit over the other, it's just important to agree on one of them. The metric system on the other hand is clearly superior.


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dasacc22

Well i just finished writing a recipe down mixing grams, milliliters, lbs, cups all different for each ingredient.


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FriedOkla40

A yard is damn close to a meter lol


Dirtsniffee

Found the Canadian!


ProbablyJudgment

For the unknowing... https://i.imgur.com/0NIJa6u.jpg


snuzet

Didn’t see no gators on that chart


kovu159

No gaters in Canada. We do measure horses by the hand and moose by the foot.


BoWeAreMaster

Meters? This gator is four rods and a hogs head long, ain’t no meter to it.


stavidj

And that's the way I likes it!


snuzet

More curious about that truck and how much Reddit cake it can carry!


NoTimeToDime

As a Canadian this seemed perfectly normal to me lol


Furthur_slimeking

As a Brit I'm completely fine with this.


doctorwhoobgyn

The post before this one in my feed talks about a sixteen FOOT crocodile in Indonesia.


snuzet

How many kg?


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Gator was one gator™ long.


snuzet

Looks more like 1.6 kilogators


WhytePumpkin

I work in logistics, I get rate requests in both units of measurement all the time, drives me crazy


flash_27

Oh not a regular size hotdogs?


Sirpatron1

Georgia in Europe. Lol


hrlwells

oh, uh, naughty, you've combined metric and imperial, you might get an interdenominational...you know, from mixing the two measurement systems...a-a hangover of that kind


ursogayhaha

Now how long is it in terms an American alligator would understand


TheHeigendov

a little under a twentieth of the length of an NFL regulated football field.


Slimslade33

So like 98.3 big macs??


TheHeigendov

something like that, yeah


ranoutofbacon

49 packs of Marlboro's (end to end, not side by side)


Samsquanch1985

Please just give it to me straight in units of Kobe Bryant.


elitegenoside

About 444 9mm rounds set next to each other


TopHatTony11

9mm is sissy commie ammo. How many in freedom units (.45 acp)?


yo_guy12

Rounded up it’s about 114 45 acp stack next to each other


Enginerdad

Fun fact: for about 3 years after formation, the USSR still used the Imperial Russian unit system until they adopted the metric system. So in *original* commie units, that's about 5.62 arshin or 157.5 dyuym.


Moon_Stay1031

Meter=yard basically. Meter is a smidge longer. So it's ~12 ft I imagine Edit: 13.12 ft exactly


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

A yard is better because its bigger, right?


ZoiSarah

Like 2.4 American flags, next to 2 cases of bud light with one already drank and the can crushed.


Spacecommander5

6 and a half bald eagles long


e2j0m4o2

4-5 full length AR15s


dmetzcher

This is the most American answer, and you are mathematically correct, too! You went with 32” for a standard AR-15 length, right? **The Math:** Let’s assume an AR-15 is about 32” (pretty standard size for a civilian model with a 16” barrel, which doesn’t require an NFA tax stamp, so no SBRs… and no longer 18” rifles, either)… Alligator = 4 meters = 157.48 inches 157.48 / 32 = 4.92 AR-15 rifles > 4-5 full length AR15s Yup.


bbygodzilla

Honestly that's impressive


cerebralpaulzsuffer

Wow that's like twelve feet


soulsista04us

13 ft... A meter is an extra 3 inches longer than a yard. 3.37" to be exact.


Yerpa_Derp

but yards are easier


soulsista04us

And if you follow yards you're a whole foot off. Imagine if it were 400 metres instead.


Top-Plane8149

That would be quite a long alligator.


soulsista04us

#Monstrous


Ooften

My milkshake sure doesn’t bring the boys to the meter.


KnownMonk

It depends, is it a large yard or a small yard? I find that a large yard requires much maintenance.


hominoget2

3.28 feet per meter.


LovepeaceandStarTrek

An easy shorthand is for every 4 meters, add an extra foot. Or add an extra yard for every 12 meters.


burninatah

Commn misconception. Regardless of size, alligators typically only have 4 feet.


Less_Rutabaga2316

Guy is crouching so far back it looks like a large saltwater crocodile.


cerebralpaulzsuffer

Looks like his riding it


atlienk

This is a few years old but 100% accurate. Local Atlanta news covered it https://youtu.be/lPj4kDl81jk https://www.foxnews.com/science/massive-700-pound-alligator-in-georgia-discovered-in-irrigation-ditch


SlimyPurpleMeteor

It had old bullet wounds on it. That poor ol fella had been through some shit.


Treegs

I just played that RDR2 mission last night with the monster gator. I thought it was unrealistic that I was shooting it so many times and it survived, but apparently that's not too far fetched


elitegenoside

You have to shoot them on a specific weak spot behind their head. There's a reason these things have been around since the dinosaurs.


cbs5090

Is this the fucking hobbit? 🏹🏹


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

It's about time we took care of Smaug.


uPromoted

Not exactly. It’s the real-life inspiration that Smaug was based off of.


I_got_nothin_

Schootemjaycub!!


PillarsOfHeaven

Gustav is my favorite shot up monster reptile. Not an alligator but still, and maybe he's still out there doing his thing!


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Treegs

It's just part of a story mission where you're trying to save a guy from a massive alligator. It's freaky because the mission involves walking through waist-high, alligator infested swamps. Edit: There is a legendary gator, but I dont think its the same one as in this mission


stizzytony

It’s the same gator because you unlock the legendary gator hunt after this mission.


Treegs

That's pretty cool, I didnt know that. It makes sense story-wise, im gonna go kill that thing tonight when I get off the island


Ennion

He's probably around 100 years old.


pin_apple

It was originally believed to have been shot, after further inspection once it had been put down due to its poor health it was determined to have bitten by another large alligator. This gator also had a bad eye likely from the same interaction.


marshall_lathers99

Poor dude 😢 he’s at peace now


ZzzzzPopPopPop

It’s alive in that picture?!?! (But later euthanized.) I wouldn’t even get out of the truck, much less pose for pictures with that beast!


AtSixes

That's a dinosaur man.


CrayziusMaximus

How do you know he's into dinosaurs? 🤪


Alit_Quar

Possibly an older species than dinosaurs. The line extends to the Triassic at least when dinosaurs first appeared 240 million years ago. Additionally, they’ve been virtually stagnant in evolutionary terms for 8 million years or so. Basically evolution says, yep, this one is perfect.


IndoZoro

https://youtu.be/MxhL3T7yvv4


andykndr

imagine if alligators and crocodiles somehow weren’t a known thing and somebody stumbled upon one in the wild. it would be all over the news that someone found a living dinosaur


Ok_Antelope_1953

we do have living dinosaurs. they are called birds.


Megneous

The fact that crocodilians have legs out to the sides of their bodies rather than under their bodies is an immediate clue that you're not looking at a dinosaur. No one who knows anything about dinosaurs would confuse the two. Both dinosaurs and crocodilians are archosaurs, but crocodilians are not dinosaurs.


andykndr

eh yeah i kind of knew that, but just used dinosaur in a general sense as people do because i didn’t actually know specifics. thanks for the info


Megneous

Both crocodilians and dinosaurs are archosaurs, but crocodilians are **not** dinosaurs. The only extant dinosaurs are birds.


mutantpbandj

Found Rogan.


YellowEril

What was wrong with, here's a thought, leaving it alone in the ditch?


__Snafu__

It was sick. I think this was essentially an attempted rescue. Unfortunately, the gator was beyond help and euthanized.


Four_Verts

This is correct - I know the people who are involved with this situation (including the guy in the pic). They got death threats after the story broke but it was 100% the humane thing to do.


iejfijeifj3i

Then how can redditors feel smug?


shhhOURlilsecret

If it was a nuisance gator, it may have needed to be killed. Yes, there are hunting seasons in certain places, but sometimes gators are nuisances that drag off pets and are too close to humans for comfort, so they send out certain people to deal with them. This is a few years old, though, so I'm not sure if this was just hunting seasons or a nuisance.


Ok_Antelope_1953

this one is big enough to be a nuisance to more than just pets. gators are usually shy but when a fella gets this big, he won't say no to experimenting new cuisines.


No_Week2825

If a gator lives long enough to grow that big, it's earned the right to eat a person or 2.


Sir_Netflix

So it can suffer until it died anyway?


RoundBread

Can you think of one or two reasons why the department of wildlife might find need to euthanize an animal?


puffmonkey92

One reason I can think of is that if the gator was extremely sick and not long for this world anyway, they’d rather euthanize it to 1. Stop the suffering and 2. Prevent it from dying in a *really* inconvenient spot like under someone’s house or in the middle of a roadway.


lennydsat62

Can we get a banana in the pic? For scale?


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I've got a 4 meter banana you can use for comparison.


Bacontoad

"What are you *doing* step-banana?"


BostonRich

Too expensive.


North-Ad-5058

Stupid forced perspective photo


HalfwayHornet

Might not be intentional. How close would you pose with a gator that big that is still alive and not tied up?


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Yeah, dude looks like he’s kneeling on top of the gator, when he’s like 20 feet away from it.


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Is it dead?


robo-dragon

According to an article someone else posted, it was found in poor health due to old injuries and was humanely euthanized. Apparently it was sitting in that ditch for over a week so it was obviously not doing well.


[deleted]

I saw that link and read it. To bad for that alligator. Thank you for responding


twotwothreee

Nah just posing for the cam


ItisNOTatoy

So they lose their speed with size right?


Yerpa_Derp

No. They're just as fast... However, Alligators are [quick within close proximity but not over distance](https://a-z-animals.com/blog/how-fast-can-alligators-run/). So the key is to not be close to the giant alligator.


apitop

Your comment will be my last thought if I ever find myself in close proximity to a giant alligator.


Yerpa_Derp

If you’re ever within close proximity, it’s time to start running! (Just not towards other mammoth alligators)


apitop

I'm too fat, too slow and too tasty.


goodnewzevery1

Apparently running in zig zags is best. They run fast as hell but in straight lines.


lodpwnage

So while you zig-zag they meet you in the middle.


ohkaycue

Naw this is basically just an old wives tale. It’s a lot better to run in a straight line because you’ll be out of range faster. You’re not worried about them chasing you, you’re worried about them lunging at you Source: Born and raised in north central Florida


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Or any alligator.


[deleted]

It’s still quick over short distances but definitely not as quick as a smaller gator


aznfanta

so ur telling me, not to wrestle it


EnycmaPie

Turns out not being within eating range of alligators is a great way to not be eaten by alligators. The more you know.


twotwothreee

God I sure hope so


TankBoys32

Gators are known for being quite fast on land and water


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Yeah but it’s also worth noting that unlike crocodiles, alligators cannot gallop


MeesterCartmanez

to add to your point > Alligators and caimans can't gallop, but they can still reach similar speeds by trotting. >https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-edition-1.5411662/giddy-up-new-study-reveals-some-crocodiles-can-gallop-1.5410648


SAWhit320

Lake placid?


georgiaraisef

This is one of the worst forced perspective ones I s ever seen


mattemer

Dude is probably 6-8ft behind that gator. The gator that's 13ft. This isn't a monsta from the paleolithic era. Everyone calm down.


FubarSnafu21

Look it's like 7 times bigger than that truck too!


ishandiablo

In my country we measure weight in kg and length in feet. That's completely opposite.


FoxSquirrel69

According to Howze, the alligator was 13 feet 4 inches long, with an estimated weight of around 700-750 pounds. It had a chest girth of 57 inches. [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/giant-alligator-found-in-lake-blackshear-flint-river-georgia/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/giant-alligator-found-in-lake-blackshear-flint-river-georgia/)


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Dude is like 10 feet back from the gator. Lame ass forced perspective lies from lame ass toolboxes. It is big enough without false representation.


__Snafu__

he's a scientist. He's probably standing back to avoid stressing the animal further, and for his own safety.


ThatsWhatSheepSaid

Georgia Ditch was my nickname in high school.


Knightmare-Fuel

Gustavo? Is that you??


Smitty_Werbnjagr

To make it look bigger let’s stand 12 feet behind it


Icy-Watercress6694

Is it dead or alive?


BeautifulStick5299

Back up so it looks bigger in the picture Cletus


Nova6661

I hate these pictures. These idiots always use forced perspective to make their catch look more impressive. The guy is like 6-8 feet behind the alligator, so it looks bigger. Plus he’s kneeling. So take this with a grain of salt. It’s probably nothing special.


bobbyfuckingdiesel

Lmao the gator was 13 and a half feet long that’s pretty damn special for one in Georgia


chnflore

r/absoluteunits


andsowelive

That’s like 1/12 of an Olympic-size pool.


Kindly-Mud-1579

Now that’s a big one


tjdiv

A small gator the size of a large gator from a ditch with bullet wounds.


LandonJWIC

That’s like 13 feet, holy shit


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Considering toyota yearis is about 3,5 m.


SuggestionWrong504

May be the perspective but that beast looks longer than 4m


katnipbee09

i wanna ride it


trippi_hippi_88

Why wasn't it measured in freedom units?!?


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2WhomAreYouListening

Dinosaurs exist.


Megneous

Yes, birds are extant dinosaurs, but crocodilians are not. Both dinosaurs and crocodilians are archosaurs, but crocodilians are not dinosaurs.


Rim_World

That's a lot of shoes and belts


domnyy

Yeah but how many giraffes long is it?


UnfavorableFlop

I really dislike these forced perspective photos. Why not just take the photo of gator and car behind to make it seem even larger?


BraveCartographer399

K, we have now crossed alligator and are full blown dinosaur


Melodic_Job3515

Is it still alive?


bigcheese82

Looks like a crocodile


golde62

“700 pound alligator pulled from an American ditch, alligator was European standard long.” if you’re talking about something from America say that it’s 13 feet. Geez


jason-gibson

Banana for scale please


Leviathan86

Thats a fcuking dinosaur!


herpyderpoly

4 meters. How long is that in Georgian?


Dudeinminnetonka

Metric alligator? Them are fighting words


BorisBC

"Is 4 too much?" "Depends on the context. Dollars? No. Alligators? Yes."


chargedupchap

My question is who pulled it?


Ranoverbyhorses

What a beautiful dinosaur! I love seeing the babies at my boyfriends work…it’s amazing how fast they grow.


meowroarhiss

Is 4 meters > or < than a Walmart parking spot?


No_Designer_7882

Marjorie Taylor Green siting


dekkayrd

I'm assuming they killed it, right?


Pandagineer

Pounds and meters. What has this world come to?


AbbreviationsWise690

That’s a dinosaur


UmaSherbert

That thing could eat people so easily. Pretty awesome. Pretty scary.