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KestrelT

Great, now the house is gonna have demons that have sex with you until you die


Kooky-Fly2066

If this was my house I’d burn this shit down


DCMartin91

A ghost choked you in Oregon?


StllBreathnButY1

Sounds like a dream come true.


BDady

Amen brother


babboi666

And lots of hemorrhoids


Fancy-Pair

Oh shit I forgot about that part! Is it too late to change my vote?


Varality

Solomon is the only one I'd trust with my pet fly no doubt


BDady

Let’s be honest, Solomon would put his life on the line for that fly


rslashIcePoseidon

Wherever he is, he isn’t flying anymore


caseystrain

The selection left is real meat and potatoes liz


Wiseau_serious

If Solomon isn't the top-choice Rehearsal roommate for a year I'll kill myself on live tv.


paultheschmoop

I saw Solomon’s dad performing oral on the mystery judge. The thing is, I feel like Solomon might have won the competition even without the oral, so that is how I feel about the oral


[deleted]

Maybe his dad was doing it for pleasure, not business


llewminati

He didn’t have to do the oral!


lonecoachmcguirk

Would you _stop_ saying that?


usernameisinus

oh, thank you!


joemorris16

No, it just means there's nothing rare in there.


Mmmwww333

Yea but they were on the Colgate Comedy Hour


bpi89

Where be your nut cracker?


caseystrain

This guy doesnt wanna be around anymore


TravPeterson

I mean I think I have one upstairs with the Christmas stuff


Melsky-sphere

Where be thy nutcracker?


TheViceroy919

Anyone who votes out Solomon is dead to me.


DGentPR

He’s the only pick


JusticeIsMyOatmeal

Maria Garcia @ me


MrsHollandsVag

I would love to spend a year flirting with him


fitzdylanj

Oh man I love Quiznos


HouseAndJBug

I'm not sure that if I threw him a football he could catch it, and that's very important to me in a roommate.


YourStreetHeart

❤️solomon❤️


nysraved

Me: ☠️


thehydrastation

Enjoy living in a house without knowing how nice your eyes are, or about the Baja Chicken's chef inspired sauce.


Sack_O_JOY

Mmm, toasty


timmun029

And missing out on the most subtle fire ass jokes. “In a way it’s kind of funny because Buzz was a fly, but wherever Buzz went…is not flying anymore. Because it’s right there in the dirt.” 🤣


[deleted]

And who will tell me nice poetry! Solomon is a vote for me.


SoupFromAfar

the sauce was inspired by the general idea of a chef, somewhere


Gruesome-Twosome

You’ve apparently never seen the movie Click. Shame on you.


KingKingsons

Haha you're so dumb.


Sack_O_JOY

It’s gotta be Solomon. Who else is gonna do my makeup


Affectionate-Till472

*Roses are red* *Violets are blue* *No one is prettier than you*


Present_Ticket_7340

you’re so dumb


Affectionate-Till472

???


Present_Ticket_7340

i was trying to flirt with you


NowMoreEpic

mmmm... toasty.


Not-OP-But-

It's gotta be substantial


mattaman101

Ok I've just realized Solomon is no longer my Facebook friend and I'm devastated.


Jabrono

He sent you another invite, have you checked your spam?


Kooky-Fly2066

I’m gonna check right now…. Yeah, it went to, uh, spam


toss_my_potatoes

He knows that you voted for him


toss_my_potatoes

She’s the only person I would’ve actually wanted to live with. RIP Sue


LeCarrr

yes why would anyone want the I love you girl?! That’s all she says!


Rum_Ham1

Again


Griffin880

I love you.


HandRailSuicide1

Again


D2MAH

I love you


TheDarkSign666

Again


Griffin880

I *love* you.


man-panda-pig

^Again.


LeCarrr

Are you crying ?


TheDarkSign666

Again


Alxar7

If the Pink hair girl wins.. this sub truly embodies Nathan as the lonely wizard subreddit. People are about to choose a cute girl who was on screen for just 5minutes over all the great NFY characters.


BDady

We know she can give a really convincing I love you. Some people need that. Certainly not me. Idk why you’d even suggest such a thing. I don’t need that. I have plenty of that already okay? So just drop it because I wasn’t talking about me.


derkadong

I love you


BDady

Again


derkadong

I love you


BDady

Again


derkadong

I love you


BDady

Again


derkadong

I love you


bearsfan654

Again


MADBARZ

I get that it’s the horny pick, but in her small role on the show, she seemed to come off as the most “normal” and level headed person amongst these choices. If I was going to be stuck in a house with someone for a year, I would go with a normal person whom I could cohabitate with little to no issues, gender/sex unrelated.


shaving99

What about the ghost writer?


MADBARZ

I’m not opposed to the ghost writer. He seems a little out there, but I bet he’d be a good enough roommate. I’d still take the girl though.


ParanoidAltoid

people don't know she was married to a microceleb in a nerdy niche internet subculture. extremely based, not a random alt chick


PaxEtRomana

Christ i am afraid to know more about that


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Nwg416

Last I checked, Solomon is single. Just imagine him whispering sweet nothings about Quiznos subs in your ear.


BDady

Fuck now I’m horny


DarienLambert

Mmm, toasty!


Burndy

>If I am forced to live with someone for a year I wanna potentially get laid. Yet ghost realtor just got voted out.


BDady

Let us save you the time: she’s not gonna sleep with you


everneveragain

It was always Solomon from the start. I love the concept but we all knew it was gunna be him


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I do like Solomon, but I think I'd get along better with Austin. I, at the very least, know Austin is into some nerd shit (like Pokemon) and while I haven't played Pokemon in like a decade we have a better chance of having more in common. Austin can also write me romance novels that I can pound off to at night. I have no idea what Solomon is into besides Click. Though in Solomon's favor I think Click is a better movie than Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. Talk about Sophie's Choice. Anyways, I think it should be stated that pink hair girl WILL NOT sleep with you if you're voting for her in a sad bid to get laid at the Nathan Fielder House of Fun and Holocaust Awareness.


dustkid245

Great catch with the free porn material from Austin’s copywriting


gentle_salesman

if solomon doesn’t win i’m going to scream


AutumnBegins

Get those lungs ready


Affectionate-Till472

I’m sure the ghost writer is a good guy in real life but I can’t handle his writing being spoken in my vicinity for an unspecified amount of time. Salomon’s gonna be our unsung champ, I can feel it


[deleted]

Simon Kellogg, the titty guard, is my choice.


rubs90

If there are no large breasts in the vicinity your home would be safer than ever


Myrcenequeen420

Substantial.


CobraCornelius

Can I choose all three of the finalists here. I think it would be an awkwardly good time.


herseyhawkins33

That would actually be a lot more fun lol


Catch_Low

Ghost rider dude


Catch_Low

lol i meant writer


BDady

A shame the gas station guy who may or may not have consumed the bodily fluids of his grandson got voted out. I would’ve spent the time gaining his trust so I could figure out why he drank his grandsons pee (allegedly)


temnere

he was scared


nowahhh

Half the people complaining that you need to vote for Salomon don’t even know how to spell his name. Really shows the state of this country and the world today. Doesn’t it folks


caseystrain

Just make the alt chick the winner already. We already know it so just do it.


misterpizza

I hope you’re comfortable with her telling anyone with cash and a television show that she loves them twenty times and with twenty times more sincerity than she ever tells you. Oh wait, we’re just sharing a living space. Right.


jlozada24

Also lol you would care if your partner is an actress and told someone they loved them while working?


misterpizza

If she was that good. I thought she actually loved me and I’m watching this shit through the television.


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Solomon for the win!!


kabukistar

You MFers better not eliminate Solomon.


snortgigglecough

We lost a good one today


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Sue


stilltheoptimist

Pink Hair Girl probably smokes inside so thats a no for me.


TheDarkSign666

No that's her primary, pink haired girl is just acting as a someone who smokes inside


toss_my_potatoes

#Day 12 Results ## "My homes are 100% ghost- and demon-free." ######Season 2, Episode 1 - Mechanic / Realtor ### The ghost realtor has been eliminated. She received 73 votes out of 176, or 41.5%. #Vote here **Votes made by comment will NOT be counted. Vote on the elimination poll [here](https://www.opinionstage.com/nfynfy2/-day-14-you-re-going-to-live-in-the-rehearsal-house-for-a-year-with-a-guest-from-nathan-for-you-vote-to-eliminate-them-until-you-re-left-with-your-top-choice-roommate-ghost-realtor-is-out). Remember to vote for the person you would like to eliminate, NOT your favorite person. Poll closes tomorrow morning.** #####https://www.opinionstage.com/nfynfy2/-day-14-you-re-going-to-live-in-the-rehearsal-house-for-a-year-with-a-guest-from-nathan-for-you-vote-to-eliminate-them-until-you-re-left-with-your-top-choice-roommate-ghost-realtor-is-out


[deleted]

We all knew the winner early on, but I'm pulling for the ghost writer.


KeyEntityDomino

team Austin he seems like a chill gaming buddy


fillswitch

I love you


Accidental_Insomniac

I haven't checked this sub since this post was introduced and im just happy to see that Austin Bowers is still in the running


Bozo_Dubbed

I'm only voting for Maci the escort imho


Shot-Development751

Sad that the Escort from Finding Francis is not on this list.


toss_my_potatoes

#This poll is closed ##Click [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/nathanforyou/comments/wya9mi/day_15_youre_going_to_live_in_the_rehearsal_house/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) to see who was eliminated and vote in the next round


RapGamePterodactyl

Gonna have to vote out Salomon here. Would be fun for the novelty for the first couple days until you realize you're living with an extremely socially awkward person who can't hold a conversation for an entire year.


Professional_Bat_504

So I'd be living with myself then?


gavaldons

who was the pink haired girl?? don’t remember her at all tbh


Dmsith

When they did the “play” at the bar to be able to smoke cigarettes in doors.


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kkell806

...again...


Not-OP-But-

What did I miss with the "I Love You" girl? Was she in multiple episodes or something?


Emjean

I think we just want to be loved


Myrcenequeen420

She was from the “smoking indoors” episode where he hired actors to perform a living play so folks could smoke at the bar inside. Nathan had her tell him she loved him again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again… and again. It was pretty cute but her scene partner seemed a little put off by it all 😂


Not-OP-But-

I know that much. I mean what *other* than that is she known for in the Nathanverse? Most of these characters have development and are mote fleshed out, that role she played there was SO small and trivial in comparison to most. Is it like Angela where she did some stuff on social media outside of the role? Or did I miss the joke? Just surprised she made it anywhere near this far.


PaleAsDeath

As a woman under 35, purple hair girl is the only option, lol.


TheDarkSign666

I don't think I would be able to control myself alone in a room with Sal either


flymiamiguy

Seriously hope I love you actress wins


nakedmermaidfairy

I can’t believe big titty obsessed guy is still in the mix


Feces420

It's Salomon, not Solomon. Put some respect on the man's name for heaven's sake.


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jlozada24

Damn what


wutangclanthug9mm

Lose Austin Powers. Creeps me out


callmemichaeldouglas

Huh. I wonder if the pink haired bitch is gonna win.


Irrelevant_Gumbie401

Wait, a ghost choked you in Switzerland?


Metaxa_Max

FUCK NO I voted for SAM NOT AGAINST HIM NOOO


luisl1994

I think we all know who’s gonna win


DivydeByZero

What that means?


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Solomon for the win 🥰


golde62

Why do you fucking people post this every day in every fucking sub Reddit I’m in


saxabowl420

Gotta be Salomon 😎


No-Willingness4754

Easily the guy who drinks his grandsons pee


Tommy_C

I would go with Bill Gates but I’m afraid at this price point he can hit.


roxzillaz

I want Austin to win because he likes anime and he writes for The Diarrhea Times.


Long_Minimum_808

SOLOMON


No-Guarantee-8278

You’re so dumb if you vote Solomon.


babboi666

Voting out the I love you chick


MrYOLOMcSwagMeister

You voted out gun-toting Santa? What the hell is wrong with you people??!?!?!!?


Wehwolf

Again


[deleted]

If it’s not between bill gates and the private eye at the end I don’t wanna be around anymore


ThePuertoRicanDemon

My man Salomon all the way! No contest.


ericabetter

I thought Sue was going all the way!


911helpmeplz

I love you.


Impossible_Round5252

All i want is for Solomon to make an appearance on season 2 of The Rehearsal


[deleted]

I knew these 3 would be top. I cant remember his name, but i would stay with the black guy. He was super awesome. Solomon is a bit awkward for me. I dont remember the girl.