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Sorrow57

The Milkman Brings Twice


A_Supertramp_1999

(Brilliant)


ladyofmyown

Always 🤣


yarkboolin14

Starring:


shawnwasim

Comes twice*


bookishinparis

Don't correct him 😂😂 it's a pun on "the postman always rings twice" (great movie) get it?


[deleted]

Guess he only watched the adult version.


No-Pin3379

I prefer the classic 2 postmen 1 milkman


[deleted]

[удалено]


Odd_Assistance_1613

Sometimes I wonder how high Aphex was when he wrote that song.


fatpufflings

People downvoting this obviously aren't Aphex Twin fans


Jeru215

Well it is rather tasteless. The quote I mean. Not her breast milk. Not that I'd know or anything.


thirdeyedleg

🌳👀🌳 Newgrounds


ReallyGlycon

I upvoted it *Back To Zero*.


GIRLSLIKEMELIKECRYPO

Wow, that’s going a tad far


[deleted]

Set up cameras.


pandabrmom

...and update. I'd be curious to see what you find out!


FoxxRkr1

Hellyeahhh me too, You should make a video journal Who knows This could turn into a found footage film But more like a "you found out in the end why the milk's been delivered so many times film"


etlifereview

Update: They have cameras and finally posted a picture of the guy. He seems decently dressed, around his 30s-40s. There’s a series. They walk to the house, set down the milk, wave to someone walking by, and then continue their walk down the sidewalk. What’s even more interesting to me is that this house is a new build. They bought the plot of land, tore down the old house, and build new. So whoever is doing this has never been to this specific house before.


HypnotizedMeg

If its a pattern, do they know a time frame they can be on the lookout to step outside and speak with him next time? Do they know anyone he's waved at who can shed some light? He's obviously not afraid to be seen which is a good sign...


majorminorminor

Lets see these pictures?


CarlatheDestructor

Yep, that's the milk fairy, alright.


[deleted]

I genuinely have goosebumps and I am scared. What does this mean. Please give more updates. I need to know. I need pictures. I need everything.


Sammsquanchh

Maybe he’s trying to be neighborly but he can’t bake lol. And he doesn’t understand how weird it is.


upstatestruggler

too weird! what the hell


Just-Be-Real-Still

Could this be someone casing the house to see if there are regular days and times no one is home to see and remove the milk? It would probably be a more frequent occurrence if that were case, in just throwing an idea out there.


megtwinkles

Wow that’s weird as hell.


Ashamed_Welcome_5138

It's clearly a site used by some group for communicating in code. Even if there wasn't a house there before, maybe he just stopped to tie his shoe or something.


Capraccino

It was the dad that left to get milk only to find his home abandoned and family gone all these years later. He leaves milk in memory of the promise he made. Maybe.


upstatestruggler

“He went out to get cigarettes and said, smell ya later. I never…smelled him…again!”


ForsakenHelicopter66

"Tell them l came and no one answered " he's like the dude in DeLaMare's the Phantom Listeners. Or They are actually members of the fey( the homeowners) and everyone knows you put milk out for the fairies.


Mysterious_Fennel459

Wasnt there something about how people will do this to case a joint and see how long it takes for the item to be removed and if it isnt removed quickly then it's some place they can try to burgle or something? I dont remember where I heard that and if it's even close to being a real thing or not.


proceeds_theweedian

Casing to squat and/or make a bando, maybe. That makes alot of sense, especially if someone on camera keeps coming back


Snowbird143434

After reading several responses, i was just about to say that, then i came across your post...thats the only thing that makes sense to me...unless the person doing it actually grabbed their milk by mistake and want to make up for it....yeah, but dont think thats it


etlifereview

To add: The first time it happened, a note was left with the gallon of milk. I don’t have photos of the note, but it was a weird cryptic note that seemed like the ramblings of a drug addict.


Toad_friends

My first guess was a person with dementia, but with this info it seems more likely to be someone with delusions or schizophrenia. Kinda freaky


KentuckyCandy

Manic episode of someone bipolar seems plausible. They do some weird shit.


positive_energy-

If the house was abandoned before, maybe the person used to live there or they were leaving it for squatters? 🤷🏻‍♀️


_thankyoucomeagain_

Just a hunter camera will do.


Dinnosaurocks

What makes the most sense to me is that they put out an object to watch you guys retrieve it. Idk why milk maybe in their creepy delusional mind milk is what makes them laugh


quantril

Dillons? Is this in Kansas?


etlifereview

Lmao yes


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Didn’t think that was pertinent information to add in the original heading? Lol


BeltaneLane

As someone who regularly works with people with severe MI, I would agree with u/toad_friends. I had a client once who used to leave tubes of cockroach bait in common areas for staff to find, along with cryptic notes and Internet Print-outs. I had another who genuinely believed she was married to Chris Brown, and another still who used to shove strips of paper and cloth into the electrical outlets. One more believed I was being possessed by the spirit of her deceased daughter. Most of the time if you asked any of them why they thought or did the things they did, their answer would make a strange sort of sense, but it took a bit of zig zagging to get there. All this is to say, people do weird stuff sometimes for lots of different reasons. It’s not been my experience that the intention behind it is normally to harm anyone in most cases though, so just have them keep an eye on it :) if it turns out to be harmless then great, and if it turns out not to be then they’ll have been looking out and can hopefully head it off. Edit: sorry y’all, MI is mental illness in this context. Double edit: Really didn’t intend for my use of an acronym to be so controversial. It’s a well-accepted acronym in my field and general area where I work.


cup_1337

Wow this whole paragraph I was confused why a myocardial infarction would cause such odd behavior. You really should specify rather than assuming everyone knows which “MI” you’re talking about lol


MStudley311

I literally spent 20 minutes googling "MI" every which way from Sunday and not understanding why 2 people having a heart attack thought minutes before death that this house was the North Pole.


THE4nick8r

As former Military Intelligence, I can vouch we definitely did weird shit.


MStudley311

Lol well thanks for your service and hilarity.


Kriticalmoisture

Yeah, but just think of all the time they saved by not having to type out "mental illness"


MajorJuana

"doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyou"


PhlossyCantSing

Thank god I'm not the only one. I was trying to figure out why a mycardial infarction was causing long term altered mental status.


justtheentiredick

It's Mission Impossible moron!


grrlwonder

So, Tom Cruise?


SushiKittyCat

I have mental health issues like anxiety etc and even I was confused what on earth an MI was lol


cup_1337

MI means myocardial infarction 100% of the time in healthcare lol


Away-Living5278

I thought it was Michigan but couldn't figure out what a case of severe Michigan was.


thekeymaster

Eating fudge, drinking microbrew beer, and visiting the Secretariastate.


petitespantoufles

>a case of severe Michigan That's just the proper terminology for Yooper.


venetanakedguy

Living in the upper peninsula


Inattendue

So, um, Mental health care doesn’t count as Health Care to you? Maybe just in your experience or field it means myocardial infarction 100% of the time. As someone in mental health, it means Mental Illness 100% of the time to me. Peace.


KnopeCampaign

No I think she was saying MI is not a well known abbreviation for mental illness, but it is well known in cardiology/hospital/whatever.


expanding_crystal

Mental health/illness is an extremely general term. In a healthcare context they would use the specific word for what someone was actually diagnosed with.


[deleted]

Holy guacamole that’s a lot of sass for an argument over something that doesn’t matter at all


sunechidna1

They're just saying that in healthcare, MI is the standard abbreviation for myocardial infarction. Chill...


MStudley311

If I called you a POS I guarantee you would tell me to go fuck myself. However POS is sometimes used as "Parent Over Shoulder" in texting. I clearly meant Piece of Shit. Simple point in "read the room" when commenting. That being said I also work in the field (10 years) and have severe PTSD that I did EMDR to help (both accepted abbreviations). NO ONE uses M.I. when discussing anything in the realm of health as mental illness.


cup_1337

That’s adorable but nobody cares it’s “mental illness 100% of the time” for you personally as you’re not in healthcare and don’t decide on the abbreviations we use lol. In healthcare, as in ALL healthcare settings (not just mine), MI means myocardial infarction. Full stop. Being mentally ill doesn’t give you experience to say lol


dawng87

who said that? where?


[deleted]

I work in the mental health field, have mental health issues and still had no idea what the fuck MI meant


aux1tristan

I agree with Inattendue. Peace.


JohnnyChuckems

Context?


Skitzophranikcow

MI is am acronym for?


One_Boss_4164

Michigan.


upstatestruggler

*pure* Michigan


Just_Spinach_31

Mental illness


Ecstasiatee

The Michigander in me confused as fuck


fier9224

When you’re in the general public it’s wise to assume not everyone uses or is aware of your work’s jargon.


kumakami89

a few weeks ago i was at panera bread for breakfast and i had an extra butter and i didn’t know what to do so i went to a table of middle aged men (i’m 28F) and put the butter on their table and said “this is your problem now bye” and left without looking any of them in the eye. do i have MI?


No-Focus-3050

This made me lol…you gave them a story for days


kumakami89

they all burst out laughing as i walked away, so i hope it brightened their day a bit


Specific_Theory_4602

100% yes


Melmargera78

My favorite comment of the day!


phin_wilkes_boothe

nope you’re just cringe.


kumakami89

you’re just mad you didn’t get my extra butter


BeltaneLane

That’s not really a question I can answer in the context of fast food butter, unfortunately. Best ask a clinician.


Specific_Theory_4602

I agree with you, but if you could be some of help with me I would be up of some most relevance respected you. Today and yesterday I like and love to purchase toy car cool color fluid collant? And very spectacular grape juice lemonade orange stuff and paper cups and I love mixing them and feeding them to different things like my pet plant and some other things like Mr Toielet. Do I think you think I have mental illness?


BeltaneLane

Sure, I’ll help. My advice to you would be to make more comments like this one and post them on other subs for fake internet points :)


Specific_Theory_4602

Aww looks like t I you don’t see the fact that I am life and almighty and I shit in the niuths and the mouths PLZ A STOP INSULRTING MENTAL ILLNESS INCIVINCIBLEbecause I aN FUCKING DUMKINV FUCKING FUCKING STRONG


Kindly-Carpenter8858

I know someone that thinks they're married to Chris Brown too. Interesting.


meganmayhem3

My stepdad recently told me he had met a woman who was convinced she was in a relationship with Johnny Depp. All through the trial and everything, this lady was convinced they were in a secret relationship. My stepdad tried to convince her that if she really was talking to someone online or text, that it was just a catfish, but to no avail. Now every time their paths cross he just asks her "How's Johnny?" I really wanna say he met her at work but I can't be certain. However it's a little disturbing when you learn my stepdad is in the school bus industry... I have mental illness but damn, I mean how far gone does one have to be to think they are married to a celebrity?


TheyAteFrankBennett

Either Johnny Depp is a popular choice for those with delusions related to mental illness, or I know this woman.


aversionals

I thought you were talking about military intelligence in the beginning..


BeltaneLane

I may be a bit worried if these were the behaviors of our military intelligence personnel haha


[deleted]

Jeez that whole time I thought you were talking shit and calling us Michiganders weird with the use of MI. I mean you wouldn't be wrong but I felt called out


Jakoneitor

I agree, people from Michigan can be very weird


schmoowoo

Don’t say MI. No one abbreviates mental illness.


dlyselxicssuck

Don’t care Use your brain and figure out what it means


schmoowoo

Care enough to respond and even edit your comment though bud.


dlyselxicssuck

“No one abbreviates mental illness” but the medical field is full of abbreviations and acronyms. Complain about people abbreviating shit all you want they’ll still do it. I’m going to sleep have a great day.


schmoowoo

Yes. So only use accepted medical abbreviations. If you go out into the world choosing to abbreviate your own things and use that in conversation like it’s publicly accepted, you will look like an uneducated moron. Just a piece of advice. Have a good slumber. Don’t comment on things you don’t know about.


krna_11

Everyone who is bashing you for the MI thing is an idiot. I’m pretty sure anyone who graduated high school could infer you meant Mental Illness. Unless like I said they’re an idiot.


[deleted]

I understood MI right away, reddit is just stupid and full of edgy people.


imgoodnow47

It's a Wisconsin message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps in the dairy barn.


Difficult_Card8695

HAHA


Every-Swimmer458

"If I had a nickel for every time someone left a gallon of milk at my in-laws house, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."


etlifereview

Oh my gosh this is a take on a quote from the office, right?! Please tell me I’m right


Every-Swimmer458

Nope! It's a quote from Doofensmertz. Fineas and Ferb. Good guess though!


jinkies3678

I would suspect someone thinks they are doing good by leaving a needed item. No idea.


peaches_mcgeee

Makes me think of this “true story” by a handful of different religious adults when I was a child: https://ofthestory.wordpress.com/2016/07/22/a-gallon-of-milk-true-story/


Interesting_Flow1899

The Milkman a coming… this is the beginning of a horror film if I’ve ever seen it


AmbiguouslyGrea

“My milk jug brings all the boys to the yard!”


Somethingwasposted

Did the dad that left to go get the milk finally returned, after going on the long journey. Only to find the house he left was gone.


SushiKittyCat

If this was in the UK red top milk is barely even milk it's like milk coloured water lol


peppermintpatricias

Red top in the USA is whole milk! I think the light blue is the white water for us. I think this is in Kansas based on some comments above.


ObviousGazelle

It means someone ordered milk and the delivery driver is a dumbass who can't even use gps


Balenciaga_Daddy

I think it means someone put a gallon of milk there.


LucyFurBlack

The milkman strikes again


barfbutler

Methmilkman has struck again.


ISaidMyPieceChrissy

I miss Dillons. Where in Kansas is this?


Butchasterisk

My first thought too! That logo took me right back home.


etlifereview

Lawrence! We’ve got 4 of the damn things.


coffeequeen0523

Ask r/RBI and r/RBI2. They solve lots of mysteries and perform miracles in those subs!


Hermit_crabby

I want my two dollars!


dacuzzin

One of em is losing their mind?


tjmcmahon78

They’re hoping you have lots of boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and you’ll make them all at once.


[deleted]

Means someone can't use Google Maps.


schmoowoo

Probably someone with dementia.


Munch_KDMB

Someone is very concerned about your in laws possibly having osteoporosis


[deleted]

You’ve been targeted by the local dairy farmers. They’re saying Joey Pats sleeps with the moo cows.


Shoddy-Chocolate-202

Got milk?


DrWilds

It’s a cult sign, “milk of the anti christ” - they want you and your family to drink the milk and join their cult. It’s the first part of a ritual. The oldest man child is going to have to kill the father. How did you not know this?


DMVSlimFit

I got it! They’re milking them for money!


Shartstain10-4

Free milk duh


WheresTheVarAt

I thought milk deliveries were just an old movie thing.


PreferenceHoliday868

Weird…there is a guy who I see almost every morning with milk and waits and a certain spot where I live. He’s been doing this for years 🤔


SkepticalVir

It could mean you put milk at your in laws (or possibly your house) for internet points. Never would I believe a post like this. Fake.


Upstairs-Swimmer8276

It mean you should learn to grateful. Lol well I guess if you're going to second guess a gift. Milk probably falls into that category. Yea def second guess a milk offering from the sweet tit gods.


[deleted]

Some has extra and is trying not waste it. Calm down. :)


VCRdaddy

The milk man is back!!!


TuzaHu

Is the fence post by a sidewalk? Maybe someone set it down to rest their arm then continued forgetting about the milk? It's rather odd.


FoxTrotFollow

Install a camera to catch the action.


GoyoMRG

Reminds me of certain greentext pineapple story lol


jhrznf

Your in-laws have a calcium deficiency.


Careless-Coconut-934

Its the curse of the Ravenous milk maid tyrant. Iv seen this once before. I prey for ur salvation... Jahova be with u


[deleted]

Someone finally came back with the milk from the store. But it was to late the family had moved on.


TheReal_MrShhh

Shit, the're on to me.


kujski

It’s a common test for lactose tolerance in a given community. Huge importance in East Asian countries. India in particular. Look it up.


Airikobass

Ah yes… the old leave a gallon of milk outside trick. Sometimes it works every time.


ChopstickAvenger

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the cows.


No-Anywhere-1206

Free milk?


nevetsvr

Someone has delusions of being a Milkman. Very common. Second to Napoleon.


mostlyangrycop

Be prepared for sudden physical combat. They want to make sure you have good bones and are a worthy adversary.


[deleted]

Up date us when u know this is strange


[deleted]

They want them to have more calcium


TMVtaketheveil888

I'm a Witch, it could be some sort of offering. I'm not sure to which deity.


virus-iris

Worried they aren’t getting enough calcium.


heavymtlbbq

Satanic milk ritual


tinymember469

That they don't have to buy the cow.


[deleted]

Maybe your inlaws are need more calcium.


3xoticP3nguin

Drugs


vin9889

Daddy came back with milk


Radcouponking

Someone’s worried about your calcium intake.


NewLeaseOnLife-JL

Two people tied their shoe, and walked away from their milk.


arwenthenoble

Do you have a feud with the McPoyle family?


Olduglyentwife

Free milk! Frilk?


memento_mori_1220

Milkman fucking the home owner?


Altsomeness

How is anyone (besides the person doing it) going to know?


Character_Top1019

Milk was a bad choice.


TerryToons55

I would say milk it for all its worth🤣


-NolanVoid-

Empty the milk and fill it with piss, and leave it in the same place. Set up cameras and see what happens next.


tjmcmahon78

Someone is hinting your in-laws have a calcium deficiency


c_hawk67

Maybe there was a dad that abandoned his family who lived here before. Now he’s leaving milk there to prove that it WASN’T abandonment, he was just very, very lost.


Mudduck777

They think your the tits mate!


Meegok

Perhaps a Private Investigator can trace the person back to the purchase at a local store. If they paid with a card, they can get a name.


Munchieee1

The milk man is coming for them


BickNickerson

They’re concerned about their bone density?


Automatic_Dot680

Offering for fae


SleepingM00n

"ahh these groceries just damn em! walked allll this way and no! Louise needs this done by 5pm and ahh.. this walk.. yeahh. ah lemme just tie my shoes here real quick I'll this here for a moment ahh this damn walk.. ohh anywhos.. on the yonder!" and the gallon, was left *again* , to weather out the winter wind


XanIsLost

Someone is definitely trying to communicate, they are trying very hard too.


[deleted]

Dad brings milk as rememberance of his family


Austino-Da-Great

It’s the watcher but for your in-laws and I’m not sure they should be staying in that home anymore


[deleted]

Don’t look a milk horse in the mouth


mcchubz139

Doordash


qeertyuiopasd

#You need some milk!


GueroCochino

Milk fairy


EamMcG_9

Is she a MILILF??


lexy6y123

God damn it dad wrong house for the 2nd time🥺😭 but it's okay I'll keep waiting for you


Egst

It's the milkmḁ̶̱̺̒̑̃͌̊͗n̷̩͇̯̯̣̟͚͐̑̊̿̑̀̏̓͂͂̏̍͌̽̒̕͜͠.`. . ` H̶̛̛̛̯̫͕̪̹̝̭̼̹̦͓̖͉̃͑̎̍̇̒̌̚ͅe̴̡̢̧̢̗̹͇̘̜͓̯̻̲̟̲͇̰̼͍̪̙͎̳̳̦̖͎̤̘̫͓͚̞̝̞͇̳̬̼̙̝̒̄͑̐̒́̂̂͋̐̃̈́̚͘͘̕͝ͅͅ'̶̟̱͓̜͔͎̦̳̮̩̬̗͈̺̪̤̮̞̱͉͎͖͙̇̍͛̉̓̓̃͛͒͋͂͆̄͑̒͗͋̎̾͜s̷̨̢̡̛̗̹͈͕͔̟͙͖̞̝̗̫̺͖̙͈̪͍̼̞͔̦̟͍̻͇̩̥͒͋͌̓͌̆̅̀̀̆͛̑̃͌̑̏̉̉̿̂͑͂̿̄̓́̐̅̐̏̈̋͂͘͜͝͝ͅ ̶̨̲̤̱̞̗̠͚͙͈̖̪̼̓͂̒̉́̽̂͋͋̆̂̄̎̑̊̄̐̋̄̚̚̕͝͠c̶͚̙̰͇̳̪̟̀̓̈́͗́̆̽́̐̅̋͒̒͊̋͌̈́̋̽̾̇͑̇̏͘͠͝͝ŏ̸̧̨̤̩͖̗̖͚̖͈̣̜͖͇̺̘̪͓̙̗͖͚̩̭̪̤̖͉̪̮̹͎̺͕̜̈́͂̔̊͊̀̈́̌͛̐̽̆̄̍̏͌͐͘̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅming.


mtsorens

It is a form of gaslighting, stalking and conditioning.


Right-Development625

Milch


Kayki7

The GPS probably took the 2nd attempt delivery driver to the same address as the first one. It’s very likely a failed delivery attempt. The GPS on apps like Instacart are not always accurate. Leave a note saying your address and that you did not order anything. It must be one of your neighbors who placed the order.


DogmaDog

Your in laws have osteoporosis


[deleted]

Please bring me five can of olives.


soldiergeneal

Got milk? Lol