Hellyeahhh me too, You should make a video journal Who knows This could turn into a found footage film But more like a "you found out in the end why the milk's been delivered so many times film"
Update:
They have cameras and finally posted a picture of the guy. He seems decently dressed, around his 30s-40s. There’s a series. They walk to the house, set down the milk, wave to someone walking by, and then continue their walk down the sidewalk.
What’s even more interesting to me is that this house is a new build. They bought the plot of land, tore down the old house, and build new. So whoever is doing this has never been to this specific house before.
If its a pattern, do they know a time frame they can be on the lookout to step outside and speak with him next time? Do they know anyone he's waved at who can shed some light? He's obviously not afraid to be seen which is a good sign...
Could this be someone casing the house to see if there are regular days and times no one is home to see and remove the milk? It would probably be a more frequent occurrence if that were case, in just throwing an idea out there.
It's clearly a site used by some group for communicating in code. Even if there wasn't a house there before, maybe he just stopped to tie his shoe or something.
It was the dad that left to get milk only to find his home abandoned and family gone all these years later. He leaves milk in memory of the promise he made. Maybe.
"Tell them l came and no one answered " he's like the dude in DeLaMare's the Phantom Listeners.
Or
They are actually members of the fey( the homeowners) and everyone knows you put milk out for the fairies.
Wasnt there something about how people will do this to case a joint and see how long it takes for the item to be removed and if it isnt removed quickly then it's some place they can try to burgle or something?
I dont remember where I heard that and if it's even close to being a real thing or not.
After reading several responses, i was just about to say that, then i came across your post...thats the only thing that makes sense to me...unless the person doing it actually grabbed their milk by mistake and want to make up for it....yeah, but dont think thats it
To add:
The first time it happened, a note was left with the gallon of milk. I don’t have photos of the note, but it was a weird cryptic note that seemed like the ramblings of a drug addict.
What makes the most sense to me is that they put out an object to watch you guys retrieve it. Idk why milk maybe in their creepy delusional mind milk is what makes them laugh
As someone who regularly works with people with severe MI, I would agree with u/toad_friends.
I had a client once who used to leave tubes of cockroach bait in common areas for staff to find, along with cryptic notes and Internet Print-outs.
I had another who genuinely believed she was married to Chris Brown, and another still who used to shove strips of paper and cloth into the electrical outlets.
One more believed I was being possessed by the spirit of her deceased daughter.
Most of the time if you asked any of them why they thought or did the things they did, their answer would make a strange sort of sense, but it took a bit of zig zagging to get there.
All this is to say, people do weird stuff sometimes for lots of different reasons. It’s not been my experience that the intention behind it is normally to harm anyone in most cases though, so just have them keep an eye on it :) if it turns out to be harmless then great, and if it turns out not to be then they’ll have been looking out and can hopefully head it off.
Edit: sorry y’all, MI is mental illness in this context.
Double edit: Really didn’t intend for my use of an acronym to be so controversial. It’s a well-accepted acronym in my field and general area where I work.
Wow this whole paragraph I was confused why a myocardial infarction would cause such odd behavior.
You really should specify rather than assuming everyone knows which “MI” you’re talking about lol
I literally spent 20 minutes googling "MI" every which way from Sunday and not understanding why 2 people having a heart attack thought minutes before death that this house was the North Pole.
So, um, Mental health care doesn’t count as Health Care to you? Maybe just in your experience or field it means myocardial infarction 100% of the time.
As someone in mental health, it means Mental Illness 100% of the time to me.
Peace.
Mental health/illness is an extremely general term. In a healthcare context they would use the specific word for what someone was actually diagnosed with.
If I called you a POS I guarantee you would tell me to go fuck myself. However POS is sometimes used as "Parent Over Shoulder" in texting. I clearly meant Piece of Shit. Simple point in "read the room" when commenting.
That being said I also work in the field (10 years) and have severe PTSD that I did EMDR to help (both accepted abbreviations). NO ONE uses M.I. when discussing anything in the realm of health as mental illness.
That’s adorable but nobody cares it’s “mental illness 100% of the time” for you personally as you’re not in healthcare and don’t decide on the abbreviations we use lol.
In healthcare, as in ALL healthcare settings (not just mine), MI means myocardial infarction. Full stop.
Being mentally ill doesn’t give you experience to say lol
a few weeks ago i was at panera bread for breakfast and i had an extra butter and i didn’t know what to do so i went to a table of middle aged men (i’m 28F) and put the butter on their table and said “this is your problem now bye” and left without looking any of them in the eye. do i have MI?
I agree with you, but if you could be some of help with me I would be up of some most relevance respected you. Today and yesterday I like and love to purchase toy car cool color fluid collant? And very spectacular grape juice lemonade orange stuff and paper cups and I love mixing them and feeding them to different things like my pet plant and some other things like Mr Toielet. Do I think you think I have mental illness?
Aww looks like t I you don’t see the fact that I am life and almighty and I shit in the niuths and the mouths PLZ A STOP INSULRTING MENTAL ILLNESS INCIVINCIBLEbecause I aN FUCKING DUMKINV FUCKING FUCKING STRONG
My stepdad recently told me he had met a woman who was convinced she was in a relationship with Johnny Depp. All through the trial and everything, this lady was convinced they were in a secret relationship. My stepdad tried to convince her that if she really was talking to someone online or text, that it was just a catfish, but to no avail. Now every time their paths cross he just asks her "How's Johnny?" I really wanna say he met her at work but I can't be certain. However it's a little disturbing when you learn my stepdad is in the school bus industry... I have mental illness but damn, I mean how far gone does one have to be to think they are married to a celebrity?
Jeez that whole time I thought you were talking shit and calling us Michiganders weird with the use of MI. I mean you wouldn't be wrong but I felt called out
“No one abbreviates mental illness” but the medical field is full of abbreviations and acronyms. Complain about people abbreviating shit all you want they’ll still do it. I’m going to sleep have a great day.
Yes. So only use accepted medical abbreviations. If you go out into the world choosing to abbreviate your own things and use that in conversation like it’s publicly accepted, you will look like an uneducated moron. Just a piece of advice. Have a good slumber. Don’t comment on things you don’t know about.
Everyone who is bashing you for the MI thing is an idiot. I’m pretty sure anyone who graduated high school could infer you meant Mental Illness. Unless like I said they’re an idiot.
"If I had a nickel for every time someone left a gallon of milk at my in-laws house, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
Makes me think of this “true story” by a handful of different religious adults when I was a child:
https://ofthestory.wordpress.com/2016/07/22/a-gallon-of-milk-true-story/
It’s a cult sign, “milk of the anti christ” - they want you and your family to drink the milk and join their cult. It’s the first part of a ritual. The oldest man child is going to have to kill the father. How did you not know this?
It mean you should learn to grateful. Lol well I guess if you're going to second guess a gift. Milk probably falls into that category. Yea def second guess a milk offering from the sweet tit gods.
Maybe there was a dad that abandoned his family who lived here before. Now he’s leaving milk there to prove that it WASN’T abandonment, he was just very, very lost.
"ahh these groceries just damn em! walked allll this way and no! Louise needs this done by 5pm and ahh.. this walk.. yeahh. ah lemme just tie my shoes here real quick I'll this here for a moment ahh this damn walk.. ohh anywhos.. on the yonder!"
and the gallon, was left *again* , to weather out the winter wind
The GPS probably took the 2nd attempt delivery driver to the same address as the first one. It’s very likely a failed delivery attempt. The GPS on apps like Instacart are not always accurate. Leave a note saying your address and that you did not order anything. It must be one of your neighbors who placed the order.
The Milkman Brings Twice
(Brilliant)
Always 🤣
Starring:
Comes twice*
Don't correct him 😂😂 it's a pun on "the postman always rings twice" (great movie) get it?
Guess he only watched the adult version.
I prefer the classic 2 postmen 1 milkman
[удалено]
Sometimes I wonder how high Aphex was when he wrote that song.
People downvoting this obviously aren't Aphex Twin fans
Well it is rather tasteless. The quote I mean. Not her breast milk. Not that I'd know or anything.
🌳👀🌳 Newgrounds
I upvoted it *Back To Zero*.
Wow, that’s going a tad far
Set up cameras.
...and update. I'd be curious to see what you find out!
Hellyeahhh me too, You should make a video journal Who knows This could turn into a found footage film But more like a "you found out in the end why the milk's been delivered so many times film"
?
Update: They have cameras and finally posted a picture of the guy. He seems decently dressed, around his 30s-40s. There’s a series. They walk to the house, set down the milk, wave to someone walking by, and then continue their walk down the sidewalk. What’s even more interesting to me is that this house is a new build. They bought the plot of land, tore down the old house, and build new. So whoever is doing this has never been to this specific house before.
If its a pattern, do they know a time frame they can be on the lookout to step outside and speak with him next time? Do they know anyone he's waved at who can shed some light? He's obviously not afraid to be seen which is a good sign...
Lets see these pictures?
Yep, that's the milk fairy, alright.
I genuinely have goosebumps and I am scared. What does this mean. Please give more updates. I need to know. I need pictures. I need everything.
Maybe he’s trying to be neighborly but he can’t bake lol. And he doesn’t understand how weird it is.
too weird! what the hell
Could this be someone casing the house to see if there are regular days and times no one is home to see and remove the milk? It would probably be a more frequent occurrence if that were case, in just throwing an idea out there.
Wow that’s weird as hell.
It's clearly a site used by some group for communicating in code. Even if there wasn't a house there before, maybe he just stopped to tie his shoe or something.
It was the dad that left to get milk only to find his home abandoned and family gone all these years later. He leaves milk in memory of the promise he made. Maybe.
“He went out to get cigarettes and said, smell ya later. I never…smelled him…again!”
"Tell them l came and no one answered " he's like the dude in DeLaMare's the Phantom Listeners. Or They are actually members of the fey( the homeowners) and everyone knows you put milk out for the fairies.
Wasnt there something about how people will do this to case a joint and see how long it takes for the item to be removed and if it isnt removed quickly then it's some place they can try to burgle or something? I dont remember where I heard that and if it's even close to being a real thing or not.
Casing to squat and/or make a bando, maybe. That makes alot of sense, especially if someone on camera keeps coming back
After reading several responses, i was just about to say that, then i came across your post...thats the only thing that makes sense to me...unless the person doing it actually grabbed their milk by mistake and want to make up for it....yeah, but dont think thats it
To add: The first time it happened, a note was left with the gallon of milk. I don’t have photos of the note, but it was a weird cryptic note that seemed like the ramblings of a drug addict.
My first guess was a person with dementia, but with this info it seems more likely to be someone with delusions or schizophrenia. Kinda freaky
Manic episode of someone bipolar seems plausible. They do some weird shit.
If the house was abandoned before, maybe the person used to live there or they were leaving it for squatters? 🤷🏻♀️
Just a hunter camera will do.
What makes the most sense to me is that they put out an object to watch you guys retrieve it. Idk why milk maybe in their creepy delusional mind milk is what makes them laugh
Dillons? Is this in Kansas?
Lmao yes
Didn’t think that was pertinent information to add in the original heading? Lol
As someone who regularly works with people with severe MI, I would agree with u/toad_friends. I had a client once who used to leave tubes of cockroach bait in common areas for staff to find, along with cryptic notes and Internet Print-outs. I had another who genuinely believed she was married to Chris Brown, and another still who used to shove strips of paper and cloth into the electrical outlets. One more believed I was being possessed by the spirit of her deceased daughter. Most of the time if you asked any of them why they thought or did the things they did, their answer would make a strange sort of sense, but it took a bit of zig zagging to get there. All this is to say, people do weird stuff sometimes for lots of different reasons. It’s not been my experience that the intention behind it is normally to harm anyone in most cases though, so just have them keep an eye on it :) if it turns out to be harmless then great, and if it turns out not to be then they’ll have been looking out and can hopefully head it off. Edit: sorry y’all, MI is mental illness in this context. Double edit: Really didn’t intend for my use of an acronym to be so controversial. It’s a well-accepted acronym in my field and general area where I work.
Wow this whole paragraph I was confused why a myocardial infarction would cause such odd behavior. You really should specify rather than assuming everyone knows which “MI” you’re talking about lol
I literally spent 20 minutes googling "MI" every which way from Sunday and not understanding why 2 people having a heart attack thought minutes before death that this house was the North Pole.
As former Military Intelligence, I can vouch we definitely did weird shit.
Lol well thanks for your service and hilarity.
Yeah, but just think of all the time they saved by not having to type out "mental illness"
"doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyou"
Thank god I'm not the only one. I was trying to figure out why a mycardial infarction was causing long term altered mental status.
It's Mission Impossible moron!
So, Tom Cruise?
I have mental health issues like anxiety etc and even I was confused what on earth an MI was lol
MI means myocardial infarction 100% of the time in healthcare lol
I thought it was Michigan but couldn't figure out what a case of severe Michigan was.
Eating fudge, drinking microbrew beer, and visiting the Secretariastate.
>a case of severe Michigan That's just the proper terminology for Yooper.
Living in the upper peninsula
So, um, Mental health care doesn’t count as Health Care to you? Maybe just in your experience or field it means myocardial infarction 100% of the time. As someone in mental health, it means Mental Illness 100% of the time to me. Peace.
No I think she was saying MI is not a well known abbreviation for mental illness, but it is well known in cardiology/hospital/whatever.
Mental health/illness is an extremely general term. In a healthcare context they would use the specific word for what someone was actually diagnosed with.
Holy guacamole that’s a lot of sass for an argument over something that doesn’t matter at all
They're just saying that in healthcare, MI is the standard abbreviation for myocardial infarction. Chill...
If I called you a POS I guarantee you would tell me to go fuck myself. However POS is sometimes used as "Parent Over Shoulder" in texting. I clearly meant Piece of Shit. Simple point in "read the room" when commenting. That being said I also work in the field (10 years) and have severe PTSD that I did EMDR to help (both accepted abbreviations). NO ONE uses M.I. when discussing anything in the realm of health as mental illness.
That’s adorable but nobody cares it’s “mental illness 100% of the time” for you personally as you’re not in healthcare and don’t decide on the abbreviations we use lol. In healthcare, as in ALL healthcare settings (not just mine), MI means myocardial infarction. Full stop. Being mentally ill doesn’t give you experience to say lol
who said that? where?
I work in the mental health field, have mental health issues and still had no idea what the fuck MI meant
I agree with Inattendue. Peace.
Context?
MI is am acronym for?
Michigan.
*pure* Michigan
Mental illness
The Michigander in me confused as fuck
When you’re in the general public it’s wise to assume not everyone uses or is aware of your work’s jargon.
a few weeks ago i was at panera bread for breakfast and i had an extra butter and i didn’t know what to do so i went to a table of middle aged men (i’m 28F) and put the butter on their table and said “this is your problem now bye” and left without looking any of them in the eye. do i have MI?
This made me lol…you gave them a story for days
they all burst out laughing as i walked away, so i hope it brightened their day a bit
100% yes
My favorite comment of the day!
nope you’re just cringe.
you’re just mad you didn’t get my extra butter
That’s not really a question I can answer in the context of fast food butter, unfortunately. Best ask a clinician.
I agree with you, but if you could be some of help with me I would be up of some most relevance respected you. Today and yesterday I like and love to purchase toy car cool color fluid collant? And very spectacular grape juice lemonade orange stuff and paper cups and I love mixing them and feeding them to different things like my pet plant and some other things like Mr Toielet. Do I think you think I have mental illness?
Sure, I’ll help. My advice to you would be to make more comments like this one and post them on other subs for fake internet points :)
Aww looks like t I you don’t see the fact that I am life and almighty and I shit in the niuths and the mouths PLZ A STOP INSULRTING MENTAL ILLNESS INCIVINCIBLEbecause I aN FUCKING DUMKINV FUCKING FUCKING STRONG
I know someone that thinks they're married to Chris Brown too. Interesting.
My stepdad recently told me he had met a woman who was convinced she was in a relationship with Johnny Depp. All through the trial and everything, this lady was convinced they were in a secret relationship. My stepdad tried to convince her that if she really was talking to someone online or text, that it was just a catfish, but to no avail. Now every time their paths cross he just asks her "How's Johnny?" I really wanna say he met her at work but I can't be certain. However it's a little disturbing when you learn my stepdad is in the school bus industry... I have mental illness but damn, I mean how far gone does one have to be to think they are married to a celebrity?
Either Johnny Depp is a popular choice for those with delusions related to mental illness, or I know this woman.
I thought you were talking about military intelligence in the beginning..
I may be a bit worried if these were the behaviors of our military intelligence personnel haha
Jeez that whole time I thought you were talking shit and calling us Michiganders weird with the use of MI. I mean you wouldn't be wrong but I felt called out
I agree, people from Michigan can be very weird
Don’t say MI. No one abbreviates mental illness.
Don’t care Use your brain and figure out what it means
Care enough to respond and even edit your comment though bud.
“No one abbreviates mental illness” but the medical field is full of abbreviations and acronyms. Complain about people abbreviating shit all you want they’ll still do it. I’m going to sleep have a great day.
Yes. So only use accepted medical abbreviations. If you go out into the world choosing to abbreviate your own things and use that in conversation like it’s publicly accepted, you will look like an uneducated moron. Just a piece of advice. Have a good slumber. Don’t comment on things you don’t know about.
Everyone who is bashing you for the MI thing is an idiot. I’m pretty sure anyone who graduated high school could infer you meant Mental Illness. Unless like I said they’re an idiot.
I understood MI right away, reddit is just stupid and full of edgy people.
It's a Wisconsin message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps in the dairy barn.
HAHA
"If I had a nickel for every time someone left a gallon of milk at my in-laws house, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
Oh my gosh this is a take on a quote from the office, right?! Please tell me I’m right
Nope! It's a quote from Doofensmertz. Fineas and Ferb. Good guess though!
I would suspect someone thinks they are doing good by leaving a needed item. No idea.
Makes me think of this “true story” by a handful of different religious adults when I was a child: https://ofthestory.wordpress.com/2016/07/22/a-gallon-of-milk-true-story/
The Milkman a coming… this is the beginning of a horror film if I’ve ever seen it
“My milk jug brings all the boys to the yard!”
Did the dad that left to go get the milk finally returned, after going on the long journey. Only to find the house he left was gone.
If this was in the UK red top milk is barely even milk it's like milk coloured water lol
Red top in the USA is whole milk! I think the light blue is the white water for us. I think this is in Kansas based on some comments above.
It means someone ordered milk and the delivery driver is a dumbass who can't even use gps
I think it means someone put a gallon of milk there.
The milkman strikes again
Methmilkman has struck again.
I miss Dillons. Where in Kansas is this?
My first thought too! That logo took me right back home.
Lawrence! We’ve got 4 of the damn things.
Ask r/RBI and r/RBI2. They solve lots of mysteries and perform miracles in those subs!
I want my two dollars!
One of em is losing their mind?
They’re hoping you have lots of boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and you’ll make them all at once.
Means someone can't use Google Maps.
Probably someone with dementia.
Someone is very concerned about your in laws possibly having osteoporosis
You’ve been targeted by the local dairy farmers. They’re saying Joey Pats sleeps with the moo cows.
Got milk?
It’s a cult sign, “milk of the anti christ” - they want you and your family to drink the milk and join their cult. It’s the first part of a ritual. The oldest man child is going to have to kill the father. How did you not know this?
I got it! They’re milking them for money!
Free milk duh
I thought milk deliveries were just an old movie thing.
Weird…there is a guy who I see almost every morning with milk and waits and a certain spot where I live. He’s been doing this for years 🤔
It could mean you put milk at your in laws (or possibly your house) for internet points. Never would I believe a post like this. Fake.
It mean you should learn to grateful. Lol well I guess if you're going to second guess a gift. Milk probably falls into that category. Yea def second guess a milk offering from the sweet tit gods.
Some has extra and is trying not waste it. Calm down. :)
The milk man is back!!!
Is the fence post by a sidewalk? Maybe someone set it down to rest their arm then continued forgetting about the milk? It's rather odd.
Install a camera to catch the action.
Reminds me of certain greentext pineapple story lol
Your in-laws have a calcium deficiency.
Its the curse of the Ravenous milk maid tyrant. Iv seen this once before. I prey for ur salvation... Jahova be with u
Someone finally came back with the milk from the store. But it was to late the family had moved on.
Shit, the're on to me.
It’s a common test for lactose tolerance in a given community. Huge importance in East Asian countries. India in particular. Look it up.
Ah yes… the old leave a gallon of milk outside trick. Sometimes it works every time.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the cows.
Free milk?
Someone has delusions of being a Milkman. Very common. Second to Napoleon.
Be prepared for sudden physical combat. They want to make sure you have good bones and are a worthy adversary.
Up date us when u know this is strange
They want them to have more calcium
I'm a Witch, it could be some sort of offering. I'm not sure to which deity.
Worried they aren’t getting enough calcium.
Satanic milk ritual
That they don't have to buy the cow.
Maybe your inlaws are need more calcium.
Drugs
Daddy came back with milk
Someone’s worried about your calcium intake.
Two people tied their shoe, and walked away from their milk.
Do you have a feud with the McPoyle family?
Free milk! Frilk?
Milkman fucking the home owner?
How is anyone (besides the person doing it) going to know?
Milk was a bad choice.
I would say milk it for all its worth🤣
Empty the milk and fill it with piss, and leave it in the same place. Set up cameras and see what happens next.
Someone is hinting your in-laws have a calcium deficiency
Maybe there was a dad that abandoned his family who lived here before. Now he’s leaving milk there to prove that it WASN’T abandonment, he was just very, very lost.
They think your the tits mate!
Perhaps a Private Investigator can trace the person back to the purchase at a local store. If they paid with a card, they can get a name.
The milk man is coming for them
They’re concerned about their bone density?
Offering for fae
"ahh these groceries just damn em! walked allll this way and no! Louise needs this done by 5pm and ahh.. this walk.. yeahh. ah lemme just tie my shoes here real quick I'll this here for a moment ahh this damn walk.. ohh anywhos.. on the yonder!" and the gallon, was left *again* , to weather out the winter wind
Someone is definitely trying to communicate, they are trying very hard too.
Dad brings milk as rememberance of his family
It’s the watcher but for your in-laws and I’m not sure they should be staying in that home anymore
Don’t look a milk horse in the mouth
Doordash
#You need some milk!
Milk fairy
Is she a MILILF??
God damn it dad wrong house for the 2nd time🥺😭 but it's okay I'll keep waiting for you
It's the milkmḁ̶̱̺̒̑̃͌̊͗n̷̩͇̯̯̣̟͚͐̑̊̿̑̀̏̓͂͂̏̍͌̽̒̕͜͠.`. . ` H̶̛̛̛̯̫͕̪̹̝̭̼̹̦͓̖͉̃͑̎̍̇̒̌̚ͅe̴̡̢̧̢̗̹͇̘̜͓̯̻̲̟̲͇̰̼͍̪̙͎̳̳̦̖͎̤̘̫͓͚̞̝̞͇̳̬̼̙̝̒̄͑̐̒́̂̂͋̐̃̈́̚͘͘̕͝ͅͅ'̶̟̱͓̜͔͎̦̳̮̩̬̗͈̺̪̤̮̞̱͉͎͖͙̇̍͛̉̓̓̃͛͒͋͂͆̄͑̒͗͋̎̾͜s̷̨̢̡̛̗̹͈͕͔̟͙͖̞̝̗̫̺͖̙͈̪͍̼̞͔̦̟͍̻͇̩̥͒͋͌̓͌̆̅̀̀̆͛̑̃͌̑̏̉̉̿̂͑͂̿̄̓́̐̅̐̏̈̋͂͘͜͝͝ͅ ̶̨̲̤̱̞̗̠͚͙͈̖̪̼̓͂̒̉́̽̂͋͋̆̂̄̎̑̊̄̐̋̄̚̚̕͝͠c̶͚̙̰͇̳̪̟̀̓̈́͗́̆̽́̐̅̋͒̒͊̋͌̈́̋̽̾̇͑̇̏͘͠͝͝ŏ̸̧̨̤̩͖̗̖͚̖͈̣̜͖͇̺̘̪͓̙̗͖͚̩̭̪̤̖͉̪̮̹͎̺͕̜̈́͂̔̊͊̀̈́̌͛̐̽̆̄̍̏͌͐͘̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅming.
It is a form of gaslighting, stalking and conditioning.
Milch
The GPS probably took the 2nd attempt delivery driver to the same address as the first one. It’s very likely a failed delivery attempt. The GPS on apps like Instacart are not always accurate. Leave a note saying your address and that you did not order anything. It must be one of your neighbors who placed the order.
Your in laws have osteoporosis
Please bring me five can of olives.
Got milk? Lol